Po Goes Postal
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It was a dark and rainy day, the Teletubbies didn't want to play. Later on, Po hears a loud sound, she looks out, and a giant plane hits the ground. The other Tubbies run in fright, but Po decides to make the best of the dark, rainy night. She walks outside and inspects the plane. It appears this plane has many weapons to contain. She had evil thoughts of suffering and pain, so it was time to paint Tubby Land with the other Tubbys' brains.
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Chapter 1: 'Rator Dead, 'Rator Dead!
Narrator: "Po's eyes became red, and her teeth began to grow. She stroked the Desert Eagle until it began to glow."
Po: "What this?"
Narrator: "She aimed the gun at me... no Po, no!"
Po shot the narrator in the head. His brains splattered the surrounding area. Po giggled.
Po: "Tee-hee, 'rator dead, 'rator dead!"
Po hopped into the burned-out plane. She stripped a dead terrorist of his black uniform and put it on herself.
Po: "Tee-hee, Po look fabudous!"
Po placed the Desert Eagle in her new boot. She placed an Ak-47 on her back, a few grenades in her ruck-sack, and a combat knife in her other boot. She filled the remaining space in the ruck-sack with ammunition for her new-found weapons.
Po: "Tee-hee, Po kill other Tubbies good!"
Po's voice grew to a demonic deepness, and she had found out she had foot-long, razor-sharp claws. It was time to paint Tubby Land with a whole new color...