Po Goes Postal
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It was a dark and rainy day, the Teletubbies didn't want to play. Later on, Po hears a loud sound, she looks out, and a giant plane hits the ground. The other Tubbies run in fright, but Po decides to make the best of the dark, rainy night. She walks outside and inspects the plane. It appears this plane has many weapons to contain. She had evil thoughts of suffering and pain, so it was time to paint Tubby Land with the other Tubbys' brains.
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Chapter 2: Laa-laa Dead, Laa-laa Dead!
Laa-laa sat quite far away from the Tubby home. She mindlessly stared at the burned-out plane as she bounced on her ball. This is when Po struck.
Laa-laa: "Uh-oh, Po have gun! Laa-laa scare-"
Po ran a screaming Laa-laa through with her long claws. She held Laa-laa high before juggling her in the air with the Ak-47. Laa-laa's spasming body started to tear in half as blood painted the serene green grass into a more unpleasant crimson red. When the Ak-47's clip ran dry, Laa-laa's unrecognizable body dropped to the ground in a clump of intestine. Po hopped up and down in excitement.
Po: "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Laa-laa dead, Laa-laa dead! Po not done yet!"
Po seperated Laa-laa's chest cavity before ripping her heart out. She sliced the heart in half like an apple before ingesting the contents with slow laps of her tongue. Po pulled some of Laa-laa's flesh up to wipe her claws clean.
Po: "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Po swaggered away, leaving the scenery looking like something of nightmares, as she set off to her former Tubby house...