Po Goes Postal
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It was a dark and rainy day, the Teletubbies didn't want to play. Later on, Po hears a loud sound, she looks out, and a giant plane hits the ground. The other Tubbies run in fright, but Po decides to make the best of the dark, rainy night. She walks outside and inspects the plane. It appears this plane has many weapons to contain. She had evil thoughts of suffering and pain, so it was time to paint Tubby Land with the other Tubbys' brains.
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Chapter 3: Jantor Dead, Jantor Dead!
Dipsy and Tinky-winky lie asleep in the Tubby house when Po crept along the edge. Po pulled a grenade out of her ruck-sack as she climbed to the top of the house.
Po: "Wake up, Tubbies!"
Po tossed the grenade down the hole. It slid down the slide and stopped against the wall with a 'clink'. This woke the Noo-noo up.
Noo-noo: "Slurp-slurp-slurp!"
The unsuspecting vacuum cleaner sucked up the grenade, and a few seconds later, the vacuum inflated with a loud 'boom'. The Teletubbies had not died and Po was getting pissed off.
Po: "No, Noo-noo, no!"
Po popped a fresh clip into the Ak-47 as she hopped down into the hole. She slid down the slide, spraying the area with bullets. The other Teletubbies sprung awake and ran around in circles like morons.
Dipsy: "Dipsy 'fraid!"
Tinky-winky: "Tinky-winky 'fraid!"
Suddenly, a back-up narrator came through the door... actually, it was just the janitor coming to steal the narrator's wallet. He noticed his heroes were in danger!
Janitor: "Run to the teleporter, Teletubbies!"
Po turned toward the janitor and she blasted through the screen to send the janitor flying into the wall. She kept firing as the janitor's body shredded to pieces in a similar manner as Laa-laa's.
Po: "Po want kill, Po want kill, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
When the clip once again ran dry, Po blasted the janitor's head off with a quick-drawn Desert Eagle. The janitor's corpse looked like a mixture of apple-sauce and torn, bloody rope when the pieces splattered on the ground.
Po: "Jantor dead, jantor dead, but it's time for Tubby bye-bye!"
Po turned around to find the Teletubbies gone. She grunted with rage before hopping into the teleporter after her former Tubby house-mates. As for the rest of the remaining Tubbies, they were lost in the Tubby forest, fearing for their lives...