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It was a dark and rainy day, the Teletubbies didn't want to play. Later on, Po hears a loud sound, she looks out, and a giant plane hits the ground. The other Tubbies run in fright, but Po decides to make the best of the dark, rainy night. She walks outside and inspects the plane. It appears this plane has many weapons to contain. She had evil thoughts of suffering and pain, so it was time to paint Tubby Land with the other Tubbys' brains.
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Chapter 4: Massacre in Tubby forest
The Tubby forest was not shown on the show because it might've put the show out of business. This place was a hole. The strange, Q-tip-like trees were blackened by a fine soot from regular forest fires caused by cracks in the earth, seething with molten lava. The heavy smell of rotten eggs oozed its way through the yellow-orange sky, partially blocked by a thin layer of ash. There was no rainfall whatsoever- just ash, and the occasional carcass of an animal that got too close to the fiery geysers that erupted from the earth over years of underground formation. Animals that strayed into the Tubby forest would die very quickly from lack of water and food, the horrible stench of rotting flesh, disease, and now, Po. Animals would be driven insane by the inhospitable environment, and would often resort to eating their own limbs in a last-ditch effort to end their suffering.
A very common disease caused by the various evil spider-like Tubbrachnids, is none other than the feared Tubberculosis. The bite of these spiders would prove fatal to even the most stalwart adventurer. The venom would line the trachea of the victim, causing blockage in the throat. Soon, bubbles of flesh would form. Death would soon follow. As the victim would try to vomit, the combination of blood, pus, bile, and venom would inflate the flesh bubbles. As the victim tries to gasp "somebody...please...kill me...", their head would explode in a vicious shower of brain and teeth. Anything unfortunate enough to get caught in the blast would fall victim to the disease. A very common practice of these arachnids would be to digest any mammal they can find, and spin their webs out of fresh skin cells. The pus of the victim would be the sticky solution that traps anything obstinate enough to investigate the strange web structure out of curiosity.
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Po materialized in the Tubby forest; she grinned as the smell of death and brimstone settled in her nose.
Po: "Po...home."
Po picked up the skull of a dead rabbit, and went behind the husk of a bush to do...'I don't think you want to know...'
After an hour of doing 'I don't think you want to know...', a Tubbrachnid approached Po quietly from behind. Po did not hear the click of the giant spider's legs on the barren ground- she was too busy admiring the unforgiving landscape...not to mention, it was 2 o'clock in the fuckin' morning! The spider pinned Po to the ground and began making a web out of the rabbit whose skull Po did 'I don't think you want to know...' with.
: "No! No kill Po!"
Po: "Tinky-winky save Po?"
Dipsy had come out of hiding. His heart was too pure and his head was too empty to leave Po to die.
Dipsy: "No, Dipsy save Po!"
Dipsy charged the spider with an un-menacing 'grr', fell a couple times, and became distracted by the shape of the trees before falling into Po's trap. The blood on Po's body made it easy to slip off the web. Dipsy landed gut-first onto the web, becoming entangled as he flailed frantically to escape. Po drew a combat knife.
Po: "Tubbrachnid hungy, right?"
Po took the serrated edge of the combat knife to Dipsy's antennae. She began sawing away as the Tubbrachnid looked on at its meal. Dipsy cried like a baby before Po snapped off the antennae like a twig. The spider gobbled the antennae up, right out of its master's hand.
Po: "Me use Dipsy as lured! Make Tinky-winky fall into trap!"
To be continued...