Nerly Curly

Disclaimer: Recently found myself in an Insane Clown Posse mood and came up with this.

Summary: Sarah's about to discover another aspect of a certain Nerd's life.

Sarah honestly wasn't sure of what the Hell she had found herself in after tracking Chuck down for a talk with him that was needed. One she knew he wasn't gonna like but she had to be professional with him, even if she herself didn't like it. But trying to find Chuck in this mess of a party of demented looking clowns and loud, somewhat violent music was harder than she was liking. Casey's description of him looking like a demented clown had raised Sarah's eyebrows considerably before she came out here had made it hard for her to imagine him like that. And wondering if he was dressed up as some favorite character of his. Deciding to take a chance in the crowded house, Sarah asked a heavy sat man if he'd seen Chuck. "Who!?"

"CHUCK BARTOWSKI!"

"Oh, you lookin' for Nerly?"

"Nerly?" She asked with raised eyebrows.

"Yeah, you know, Nerly Curly. Its how we Juggalos know him, whoop whoop!"

"Umm… Then yeah, I'm looking for Nerly Curly! But why do you call him that for!?" It was just a weird name!

"Cause, he's Nerdy and gots curly hair. So we calls him that since it fits the homie so well."

Well… Sarah supposed that made sense! "Anyway, he's out in the back, bein' referee for the matches out there."

"Matches?"

"Yeah, Wrestlin' matches, whoop whoop!"

Chuck, you've been keeping secrets from me. And what else do I not know about you that should have been in your files!?

Because nothing had indicated to this sort of thing at all! "Can you take me back there?"

"Fa sho!"

And with that, she was taken to the rather large backyard, one with a ring in it and surrounded by a crowd that watched the two figures in the ring go at it with the referee near by. A blue and black face painted referee at that. Wow, Casey wasn't kidding about him looking like a demented clown.

She watched as her Nerd and one of the Wrestlers got into it over something he'd done but wasn't supposed to do and to her surprise, would see Chuck kick the guy in his stomach, and then perform some kind of move that took the guy down. "NERLY DID A STUNNER! HOLY S**T!" Yelled someone in the crowd.

Which brought on a loud series of 'Holy S**t!' chants from the rest of the crowd. "Okay… I have to be dreaming…" Muttered Sarah to herself.

As no way this could be real! Her eyes widened when several figures climbed inside the ring and started to attack Chuck and the other Wrestler and quickly hauled ass herself for the inside of the ring out of concern and fear for her Chuck's safety. "Sarah!?" He asked in stunned disbelief as she speared one of the attackers.

"Yeah!"

"What are you doing here!?"

"Saving your life!" She told him as she, Chuck, and the other Wrestler fought back against their attackers.

His moment of distraction thanks to staring at her in disbelief got him unfortunately clotheslined and causing quite the reaction from the crowd. "But mommy, I don't need a bath." Mumbled Chuck dazedly.

Author's Notes: Heh. Glad to get that out of my system.