The Fart Heard Round the World
It was three o'clock at the tower and everyone was doing their own thing. Surprisingly, it was extremely quiet and the only thing you could hear was the clipping of Beast Boy's overgrown toenails. Robin was training outside and was in meditation with Starfire. Cyborg was upgrading the hardware in his sonic cannon. The Tower was gleaming against the sun causing a huge glare. It was beautiful out. The birds were singing, kids were outside playing in Jump City park. There weren't even any villains at large. Cyborg walked in and fixed himself a snack. Beast Boy walked in after him and spread some tofu paste on some crackers. Raven was sitting up on the roof of the tower alone. A dove flew next to her she pet it with her soft hand. "Yo," she greeted it softly. "You come here often?"
The pigeon cocked its head in confusion. "Right, you're a bird," Raven sighed. "Might as well get a snack." Raven walked off the roof. The dove flew away from the Tower and off into the sun. Raven hovered into the kitchen and opened the fridge. She took out a bottle of iced tea and a green sour pickle. She munched on it and went back up to the roof. She crunched down on the pickle vigorously. She licked her lips after every bite to taste the sour goodness time and time again. She floated back up to the roof phasing through each floor of the Tower. Raven lowered her hood, walked over to the roof's edge of the Tower and sat down on the ledge. The dove perched next to her again. "Hi again." Raven sipped a bit of her iced tea and took another bite of the enormous sour pickle. As she went to take the last bite of the pickle four red demonic eyes appeared at the end of it. She ate it and winced. "Wow, the last bite is the sourest..." The dove turned black and grew four red demonic eyes as well. It flew away into the graying sky. A thick black cloud covered the sun. "I better get inside," Raven told herself racing to the door leading down to the floor below the roof but as she was running, she felt an urge of flatulence coming on. "Great... Well no one is up here anyway." Raven squinted and let out a HUGE fart that rattled the earth and sky. From her anus came a black energy field that wiped over all of the world. People began running away from the stench and the fact that whatever it covered perished into dust.
"WHAT'S THAT SMELL?" Beast Boy asked. He turned into dust.
"BB!" Cyborg yelled. All of his organic body parts turned into dust as well. Robin turned into dust as he ran away. Starfire tried firing starbolts at the fart, but it did no harm to it. She then turned into dust as well. The fart spread all over Jump City and all life turned to dust. Raven was still on the roof letting out this enormous fart. The fart reached the sky and a portal opened up where the sun was. Trigon's head popped out of it.
"YES! THE FART SHALL RELEASE ME!" Trigon roared throughout the sky that reaked of the dead. "THERE ARE ONLY TWO WORDS THAT CAN UNDO THE SPELL OF THE DEMONIC SOUR PICKLE!"
"Excuse me?" Raven guessed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Trigon roared as his portal began to shrink. The gas of evil flooded all back into Raven's body and she puked out the last piece of sour pickle she ate. The Titans, now full of life, ran onto the roof.
"Hey Raven," Robin began.
"LAY OFF THE BEANS DUDE!" Beast Boy exclaimed. Raven's face turned red and she rubbed the back of her head.