Disclaimer: uhhhhhh anything that sounds insane is probably ours and not JK's
Hello! I'm Kaida Salene Potter-Malfoy and this here is Rosaline Salene-Black. Or Rosa for short. If you have never heard of us before be warned! We are insane! Ok that's it for introductions! On to the Story!
One summer day, a man and a women were sitting outside. They were Rosa and Sirius Black. They had just gotten married five months ago. Now Rosa had decided that they needed to write their life story into a book.
"Why don't we start when we first started Hogwarts?" Sirius asked.
"No! We want to start when we were born!" Rosa replied.
"Sure whatever." Sirius said because he really didn't want to write the story. So then Rosa wrote down their birthdays and where they were born.
"Rosa was and is very Pretty." Sirius commented.
"And Sirius was a ladies man. A very very handsome ladies man!" Rosa wrote as she read. "Rosa's dream always was to go to an all boys' school. And that's where her parents told her she was going. And she believed them! But alas She soon meet Lily on the train and-"
"Wait a minute! Your dream was to go to an all boys' school?" Sirius shouted.
"Well yeah. Ya know there would be lots and lots of really cute boys there and-" Sirius glared as she spoke. "Well that was a long long time ago." Rosa defended herself. "Now back to the story!"
"Lily had really really red hair and was really really smart. Smarter than Rosa! But Rosa was smarter than Sirius and the other Marauders. Before they arrived at Hogwarts though Peter Pettigrew was killed in a tragic knitting accident."
"Peter wasn't killed in a knitting accident!" Sirius yelled at her.
"Now he was." Rosa retorted.
"No he wasn't! I don't even think he knows how to knit!"
"Well now he does!"
"I don't think he even knows what yarn is! Don't ask me how I know you use yarn in knitting!"
"Fine then he died in a Cheese truck incident!"
"What?"
"Well he was obsessed with Cheese!"
"Yeah but we didn't know that until second year!"
"To bad your ex-friend was a freak."
"He wasn't a freak!"
"Face it Sirius, you were friends with a freak."
"James was not a fre- I mean peter was a- I mean- never-mind."
"Good. So Peter died in that tragic cheese truck incident."
"Then whose going to send me to Azkaban!"
"That was in our life. In our life story your going to just sit there and. . . and . . . Stare at me!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Ok fine! I Did! But you stared at me too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Ok fine! Let's get back to the story!" Rosa then mumbled a little too loud, "Did not.'
"Did too!"
"Fine! To the story! Did not."
"Did too!"
"Ok Fine I did! Now! Back the story! The first day of Hogwarts Rosa and Lily became best friends!"
"And Sirius and the other Marauders, James, Remus and. . .and. . . some miscellaneous rat that ran by every now and then became best friends as well."
"Then a really big cheese truck appeared in Hogwarts and started driving around the school. Peter jumped on the truck and was suddenly killed."
"Wait a minute! Didn't Peter already die?" Sirius asked.
"I'm just making sure he dead! Ok! Back to the story! Peter died and nobody cared."
"No-body Care-ed." Came a ghostly voice.
"Sirius did you really need to do that?"
"Yeah."
"I thought so."