WARNING:This chapter contains a scene of a lesbian being raped by a man.

This one is loosely based on Gokaiger Episode 34, and be warned, a lot is gonna change. Also, I gave Vannain they/them pronouns, it made a lot more sense than just he/him.

Another week passed, and a new-and-improved Zangyack fleet situated itself in Earth's orbit, once again led by the Gigant Horse and commanded by Warz Gill.

Luka and Ahim were going home from a nice date, but then the yellow pirate spotted a coin on the street then picked it up swiftly. "O-o-h! Money!" she exclaimed.

"Um, Luka-san, on this planet, if you find money, you're supposed to turn it in to the police." said Ahim.

"Oh, yeah?" said Luka, then continued staring at the coin when something blew it out from between her fingers and into the sewers. It was a trio of Sgormin, flanked by some Gormin.

"Piwates! This time you suwewy die!" said the lead Sgormin.

"You dare—!" Luka said, and was about to attack the Sgormin but Ahim held her back.

"It wasn't even your money, Luka-san!" said the princess pirate.

"Who cares? I'm talking about cold, hard flippin' cash! C'mon, Ahim, let's teach them a lesson!" said a fuming Luka, then suddenly, a man wearing sunglasses entered the scene.

"That won't be necessary." said the man.

"And who the heck awe you supposed to be?!" asked the lead Sgormin.

"Just a passing businessman from Planet Novia." sad the man. "I was hoping to speak to Miss Luka Millfy, so will you kindly excuse yourselves?"

"Piss off!" said another Sgormin.

"Here, I've got something for you." said the man, then pulled out a bundle of cash from his coat, handing it to the lead Sgormin.

The lead Sgormin shoved the bundle back at the man. "I don't cawe! Why don't you just take youw diwty money and weave!"

"I've got more money." the man countered, then opened a case full of cash. "Would you still say no?"

The soldiers hesitated, as they looked at the bundles of bills.

"Here, all yours." the man said as he gave the cash to the soldiers.

"Oh, I just wemembewed I had something to do. See you aww next time." said the lead Sgormin as he and the others disappeared with the cash. "Next time, though, you die!"

"Money opens all doors..." muttered the man.

"Who the heck are you?" asked Luka. "I didn't ask for your help!"

The man took off his sunglasses. "Long time no see, Luka. I've come to get you."

"Cain?!" Luka exclaimed, a chill going up her spine. She lost her usual feisty self and quickly became terrified, hiding behind Ahim.

"Luka-san, what's the matter?" Ahim asked.

"He's...he's a childhood friend of mine. Or, at least, he was." Luka explained, still quaking. "He always tried to take our relationship "to the next level", even though that I've told him multiple times that I'm a lesbian. He just won't give up."

"Ha! Women say that but they really just need a dick to set them straight!" the man, Cain, said as if his statement was gospel truth.

"Excuse me, mister, or should I say Yuckster? Sorry to you, but she's taken." Ahim said, angered at the statement. She kissed Luka on the lips to show him she was hers.

The rich Novian laughed at the princess pirate's comment, then stood up with his chest out and a smirk, "I see, another little miss, but it seems you need to be taught a lesson." He then approached the two as he grinned darkly, but then, a bullet whizzed past him, barely missing him.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you." said an all-too-familiar voice.

The girls turned their heads to see Marvelous, Joe, Doc and Gai. "You really need to drink your respect women juice." said the captain, and the girls breathed a sigh of relief.

"How'd you find us?" asked Ahim.

"Uh..." Doc gulped.

~FLASHBACK~

"Alright, Sparrow, Titmouse, you know what to do?" Joe asked.

Gai hesitated.

"Just repeat it already." Doc groaned.

Joe sighed. "Alright.", he said. "We three need to get Eagle while avoiding Roc, and we're gonna spend the entire day with him while avoiding Lovebirds A and B."

The two boys stared in confusion.

"…Get Marvelous and avoid Basco, Luka and Ahim." Joe clarified.

"O-o-h!" Gai and Doc chorused.

~END FLASHBACK~

But seeing the situation the girls were in, the boys could do nothing but step in. "That aside, you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us." said Marvelous. "Now scram, before I blow your goddamn head off!"

"Alright, I'm sorry, scary pirate captain man. I was just trying to help Luka make her dream come true." said Cain, before high-tailing to who-knows-where.

"So, I'm not the only one having trouble with a crazy ex?" asked the Shezaran upon returning to the Gokai Galleon, and hearing everything.

"Not ex." said Luka. "Well, not in the usual sense, but...I suppose so."

"Don't worry, Luka-san." said Ahim. "I'll be your knight in shining pink armor!"

That statement bewildered everyone. "WHAAAT?!"

"I'm sick and tired of Luka-san protecting me, so this time, I'll protect you!" Ahim declared.

Meanwhile, aboard the Gigant Horse, Warz Gill was talking to Cain. "Excellent!" said the prince. "With your help, Earth will be ours!"

"I'm honored, Your Highness." said the businessman. "Don't forget our deal. Once you conquer Earth, Luka Millfy will be mine."

"Hmm...OK, yes." said Warz.

Cain then addressed Damaras, and asked him "Oh, Chief Of Staff, I've seen that privateer of yours. What even was the reason you hired it? It's not behaving like a real man, it needs to be taught a reason."

"Watch your mouth." said Damaras, giving him a death-glare. "Basco is a maverick. He plays by his own rules, but he gets the job done. If him being effeminate bothers you that much, then you should really reflect on yourself."

Meanwhile, Warz was talking to the Sgormin who Cain had "bribed". "Now, turn in the cash you received!"

The lead Sgormin opened the case of cash, and Warz took two bundles to examine. "Hmm?" he hummed. "There seems to be some missing..."

Upon hearing this, the lead Sgormin froze.

"Give it back!" yelled the prince. He handed the money over to Barizorg, then began chasing the running Sgormin. "Hold it right there! Why, you!"

As the Sgormin disappeared with one very angry Warz Gill hot on their tails, Barizorg said "To be able to notice even such a small difference is very impressive of the boss."

"Stingy, one might say..." Damaras added.

Insarn turned to Cain. "Quite impressive job you did down there."

"A female engineer? Women shouldn't be engineers, they should be at home and do housework." said the male Novian, and that resulted in him earning another death-glare from Damaras.

"Be careful with the way you speak. Insarn has earned her place, if you keep on undermining her, I will dispose of you personally." said the Chief Of Staff.

"Okay, fine. By the way, I'd appreciate it if you'd help me with a small problem. There's that girl who refuses to leave my Luka's side. Will you please take care of her?" Cain asked.

"Oh, it's barely an inconvenience. I happen to know someone who can help you." Insarn told him, then snapped her fingers. "Vannain!"

"Action Commander Vannain, at your service!" said a yellow alien.

"Vannain is a Polymorph, a kaijin race with the ability to shape-shift." Insarn said. "They will surely be of great help to you."

"We're gonna make a great team." said Vannain as they sized Cain up.

Jeanne, the pink female Sgormin, was watching this from the shadows. Uh-oh! she thought. Gotta wawn the pwetties!

And so, she went down to Earth to find Ahim and Luka, only to be blocked by one Laila Ishihara. "Hey!" said the half-Engine. "Where the hell do you think you're going?"

LATER...

Laila had Jeanne tied up in a corner, and she was now interrogating her. "What were you planning on doing? Speak!" she snapped.

"N...nothing!" stammered the Sgormin. "Some stwange guy was pwotting with Insawn and a commandew to get wid of Ahim and kidnap Wuka! I was just twying to wawn them..."

"Okay, fine. I'll help." said Laila, her sense of justice returning.

After a lot of thinking, Cain and Vannain had successfully hatched a plan to lure Ahim away from Luka, and it was in action right now.

"RAWK!" Navi exclaimed. "A letter to Ahim De Famille!"

"A...letter?" asked Ahim as Navi handed her an envelope. Inside, there was a letter that read like this.

Dear GokaiPink,

You are cordially invited to the town's Semiannual Powder Puff Hero Festival, where girly girls and tomgirls can show they can be heroes too! You've been a role model to a lot of us lately, so we would love it if you would come.

Yours Sincerely,

The Powder Puff Hero Club

"Oh, how nice of them to invite me, but I've gotta tell them that I have to decline." said Ahim. "If something ever happens to Luka-san while I'm away..."

"Oh, no, I can look after myself. Relax and pay them a visit! Who knows there could be orphans out there, wanting to meet you?" said Luka.

"But Luka-san..."

"Even knights in shining pink armor need to take a break, is it true or not?"

And that was how Ahim ended up in an empty square. "Hmm?" she hummed as she looked around. No one was present. "Anyone?" she called out.

No answer.

"Hello? Is anybody here?" she asked again.

"Ha!" said a voice. "You've walked right into our trap!" With that, a lot of Gormin and Sgormin swarmed her.

"Zangyack!" said Ahim, then drew her sword and gun as she began fighting the soldiers, but they were two much for her to handle. No, I can't lose! she thought. I have to go back to Luka-san!

"This is your end, GokaiPink!" said Vannain as they struck her.

"Luka-san!" cried Ahim as she was knocked out cold.

Luka-san!

"Huh?" said Luka as she was waiting aboard the Galleon. "Is it just me, or did I hear Ahim scream?"

But Ahim returned, without a scratch. "Oh, thank goodness, you're safe!" said Luka as she ran over and hugged her girlfriend.

"It's OK, Luka-san, I'm fine." said Ahim as she hugged her back.

"So, did you have fun?" Navi asked.

"Of course I did. The people were all kind, and they even helped me set up a surprise for you!" said Ahim.

Luka was a bit puzzled. "Surprise? What surprise?"

"Follow me, and you'll know." said Ahim.

LATER...

Luka and Ahim arrived at an abandoned warehouse. "So, where's the surprise?" asked the Novian.

"You see, Luka-san, we've been dating for quite some time now, we've been through thick and thin together both as friends and as lovers so...I figured I had to ask you this very important question." said the Famillian.

"What?" Luka asked.

Ahim smiled wickedly, then shifted back into her—their true form, Vannain. "Why won't you ditch that girl and be with the one who truly loves you?" asked Cain as he came up next to the Action Commander.

"You...!" Luka growled, and reached for her Mobirates and Ranger Key, only to find that she hadn't brought them.

Soon, several Gormin showed up, and one of them grabbed her arms and twisted them behind her back. She tried to squirm free, but moving wrenched her shoulders, and she gave up. What were they doing?

Her thoughts were unpleasantly interrupted by another Gormin yanking down her pants and underwear. She tried to scream, tried to kick it, but two more Gormin came in and spread her legs forcefully. Her legs were held apart now, fully exposing her womanhood, but she barely had time to worry about that, because, oh god, Cain was unbuckling his belt. This couldn't be happening. She tried to break free again, but it was futile. A fifth Gormin yanked her shirt and bra up, exposing her breasts as well.

"How does it feel now, Luka?" asked Cain. "Your captain nor your little girlfriend won't save you now."

Agonizingly long moments passed, filled with harsh breathing and the sounds of skin on skin. Eventually, the Gormin let go and Luka felt something press against her vagina. She whimpered and tried to pull away, but someone pinched her side, and then Cain's length was shoving into her, and it hurt. It was enormous, and it felt like sandpaper, and it felt horrible. The penis pushed harder and harder until it was fully inside.

"No," she whispered, horror robbing her of voice.

"No," she repeated as the member began to withdraw.

"No," she moaned when it entered her again.

"What? Did you really think that you could remain free forever? All women must be broken in, and all men will be their breakers." said the felon as he laughed.

"Ahim, Ahim! Wake up!"

"Huh?" asked Ahim De Famille as she was shaken awake by two familiar faces. "Laila-san, Jeanne-san...what happened?"

"That doesn't matter right now." said Laila. "All you need to focus on, is Luka."

"What?" asked Ahim.

"Youw sweetheawt is in dangew wight now!" said Jeanne. "And we don't know whewe to find hew!"

Hearing this, Ahim's heart skipped a beat, then she suddenly began crying. "It's all my fault..." she sobbed.

"Whaddaya mean by that?" asked Laila.

"I should have known when I received that letter. I promised Luka-san that I'd protect her..." Ahim cried.

"Don't worry. You can fix it anytime, and the best time is now." said Laila. "I tried my best to locate her, and look where she is now!" A radar and a screen shot out of her shoulders, and the screen showed the current location of Luka. All signs pointed to an abandoned warehouse at the outskirts of town.

Ahim got up, wiped her tears, and picked up her phone and key, which was lying nearby. Like a princess ordering her maidservants around, she began snapping out orders. "Alright, Jeanne-san, you go warn the others. Laila-san, you're with me."

LATER...

Ahim and Laila arrived at the warehouse, and blew the doors open. Inside, Vannain, flanked by several Gormin, was chuckling in satisfaction while Luka was lying on the ground, spread-eagled, Cain on top of her, pounding into her like a savage beast.

"A woman like you doesn't need to worry about anything. Just feel good and moan!"

Thick fingers wrapped around her thin wrists, the once proud warrior simply cried aloud and begged for more.

"That's right, Luka! You're not a dyke! You're not even a woman!"

His thrusts had reached fever pitch, their bodies shining with sweat and their clothes going damp. Her wrists were rubbed raw from where he still gripped her, her womanhood begged for that one final thrust that would let her come crashing down.

"You're just my hole!"

With that, he thrust forward expecting to climax but then suddenly, armored hands pulled him off her and threw him into some Gormin, knocking him out cold. "You OK?" came the voice of Laila Ishihara, helping her stand up.

Meanwhile, Ahim was fighting with a ferocity that rivaled the flare of a thousand suns, shooting and slicing any Zangyack soldier that dared cross her. Anyone who saw her fight that day would say that it reminded them of a demon that had risen from the fiery pits of Hell itself. Luka, on the other hand, found the sight beautiful.

Pirates Girls-Mayumi Gojo & Sister MAYO

Subete wa kono mune ni himeta,

Riaru na sakebi ga tsukiugokasu no,

Itsuka wa torimodoseru you ni,

Koe naki koe shinji tomo ni ikou,

Tsurai kanashii omoi dake wa,

Hoka no hito ni sasenai,

Ano hi miteta hoshi wo tsukamu made,

Aoi umi mo sora wo koete,

Yomigaeru chikara ga ima hitotsu ni naru,

Yabai! Chou haitenshon,

Yami ni mureru jaaku-tachi wo,

Ichigeki no hikari de hora shibireru desho,

Gokai ni Get it down!

Deai wa fui ni otozureru,

Unmei no shunkan afuredasu pawaa,

Mada minu yume no mukougawa,

Michi naki michi susumi te ni ireyou,

Hitotsu futatsu kasaneatta,

Atsui omoi moyashite,

Jibun-tachi no takara sagasu made,

Onaji mirai wo miteru kara,

Nani mo kowaku wa nai,

Senaka de tsubuyaku,

"Nakanaka yaru jan!"

Donna teki ga arawatemo,

Nakama ga iru kagiri chotto ya sotto ja makenai,

Gokai ni Get it down!

When Marvelous and the others arrived, they were a tad too late but they decided to join in anyway. Sensing the danger, Vannain turned into Gai, causing the real Gai to say "Huh?! You're me!"

"What's wrong?" asked Marvelous.

"Gai-san got copied!" said Ahim, as the two Gais began fighting.

"Who's the real one?" asked Laila, and the Gais both immediately began claiming that they were the real one.

"What are we gonna do?" Doc asked.

"It's barely an inconvenience." said Ahim, brandishing her Mega Ranger Key. "Gai-san, do your thing!"

"Sir, yes, sir!" said both Gais, then everyone Gokai Changed into the Megarangers—out of the two Gais, only one did it right.

"Looks like we found the fake!" said Laila, then everyone began shooting at the Gai that failed to Gokai Change.

"You identity-stealing jerk!" said Gai as MegaSilver, then began attacking Vannain/Gai.

"Luka, are you OK?" asked Doc as he handed Luka her Mobirates and Ranger Key.

"I'm fine." said the yellow pirate. She then looked at Cain and added "Let's get this over with and turn that son of a bitch in." She then turned into GokaiYellow as the other pirates became themselves again, then the six pirates brought out their Gokai Galleon Buster.

"I'm letting you do the honor, Luka." said Marvelous as he handed the weapon to said Novian.

"Thanks!" said Luka, as everyone placed their Ranger Keys in their respective slots. She then pointed the Gokai Galleon Buster at Vannain and growled "You dare deceive me?! You'll pay for that!"

"Yeeeellow Chaaaaaaaaaarge!"

"Riiiiiiising Striiiiiiiiiiiiike!"

Unfortunately, the fight was far from over. Vannain was enlarged by a beam from the Gigant Horse, causing the pirates to fight using GokaiOh and GoZyuJin. Even then, the Polymorph used dirty tricks by turning into a building, but Gai was able to track their heat signature and blow their cover, defeating them for good.

After defeating Vannain, the Gokaigers handed Cain to the Dekarangers. "Take care of him." said Luka.

"Don't worry, we'll make sure that he faces justice and loses all his money." said Ban.

As the red cop placed handcuffs on his wrists, Cain sent Ahim a death-glare. "This is all your fault!" he screamed. "If you hadn't intervened, everything would have worked out great and I would have reclaimed my stolen property!"

"Excuse me?" Ahim asked defiantly. "Luka-san is not your property, nor an object to be taken whenever you see fit."

"Yes, she is!" the male Novian raged. "I could have had her, but you took her from me! Women need to know their place, and that is, under the heel of a man!"

"Why, you—!" Marvelous said and pulled out his gun, but Ahim held him back.

"Let me handle this." said the princess pirate, and continued on speaking. "You reap what you sow. For treating my girlfriend like a mere glory hole, I could have disemboweled you by now but I didn't and you should be grateful that I didn't."

"You'll pay for this, you pirate bitch!" Cain yelled, then addressed Marvelous, Joe, Doc and Gai. "And you, and you, and you, and you! You four are disgraces to us men!"

"Oh, do shut up." said Ban as he hit the felon with his gun handle. "Let's go, fellas. The faster we dispose of this sexist asshole, the better."

Ahim smiled. "So long, Yuckster."

Cain only growled at her as the Dekarangers took him away. Paying him no mind, the boys and Laila began giving Ahim lots of head pats.

"You were awesome today!" Gai exclaimed.

"I've never seen you so angry..." said Doc, cowering.

"Looks like I underestimated you at first." said Joe.

"Luka's lucky to have a girlfriend like you." said Marvelous.

"Nicely done." said Laila.

Suddenly, Luka walked over to Ahim, and said "You really are my knight in shining pink armor!" before kissing her passionately on her cute lips. The scene that followed could best be described as the most cringe-inducing five-minute kiss in the history of fanfiction.

"Ummm," said Gai, "I think I've gotta go wash my eyeballs."

"Me too." said Doc.