Isis is Ishizu for those of you that don't know and Marik is Yami Malik. This "translation" is for those of you that only watch YGO in dub (which is EVIL, and not the good kind). If you didn't read the summary then beware of shounen-ai.
"I can't believe this," Malik groaned. "Believe it!" Marik instinctively ducked as a knife came flying his way then giggled as it embedded itself in the wall. Isis briefly walked into the room and sighed. "That's the last time I let you watch Naruto in dub," she said to Marik as she pulled the knife out of the wall. She then glared at Malik. "And what have I told you about throwing knives at the wall," she asked in a calm voice. "I'M IN LOVE WITH YAMI!" The house was as quiet as a tomb then a loud 'THUD' was heard as Odion fainted in the kitchen. Marik giggled one more time and ducked as two knives were thrown at him.
Fall
I could fall for you,
And all the silly things you do,
But I would scrape my knees on the way down,
And that would make me frown,
Because I already have enough scars,
To mar,
My skin,
On the outside and within,
Then you came along,
And now I sing a spring song,
Because my winter is gone and my summer is coming,
So as I swing my feet while humming,
A happy tune,
And bask in the glow of the moon,
I wouldn't mind falling for you,
And all the silly things you do,
Because for every scar you give me a smile,
And that makes it worthwhile,
To be by your side,
Because I have nothing to hide,
From you anymore,
I'll bear my soul and open the door,
To my heart,
So there will be no secrets to keep us apart,
Because I want to be with you,
And laugh at all the silly things you do,
Right now I don't know how or who I could tell this to,
But I wouldn't mind falling one more time,
And that's the end of this little rhyme.
Yami looked at Bakura in anger. "How the hell do you people keep on getting into this house," he snarled. Bakura pouted in sadness. "Yami-chan isn't happy to see Baku-kun," he sweetly asked. The thief then 'eeped' as he narrowly missed a Mind Crush. "Cool it, hot stuff," Bakura snarled, "I just came to deliver something." He tossed an envelope to Yami who quickly began to read the contents. Yami promptly fainted and fell to the ground with a 'THUD.' "Do I even want to know what happened," Yugi asked from the kitchen. "No," Bakura yelled, "it's just the usual!" Bakura then nudged Yami with his foot and rolled his eyes as the ancient pharaoh remained unconscious. "He ruled Upper and Lower Egypt but he faints at a poem," Bakura muttered to himself in disgust. He then looked at the time and smiled. You would smile too if you had a date with Jou... He jumped out a conviently-placed window and whistled a happy tune. 'What a great day to fall in love,' Bakura said to himself.
Fin
Thank you for the muses, Scapegoat!
Sai: Penis?
Naruto: ...If you say that one more time I swear I'm gonna castrate you.
Karene and Soriko: ...Ouch.
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