Magic Wars Episode IV: A New Dope

by Tarquin the Proud

A Short While Ago In a Galaxy Not Too Far Away...Join Lord Voldewalker as he leads the Rebel Alliance against the power of the diabolical Emperor Scrimgeour and Darth Serpent Tongue in this Star Wars Parody.

1. Chapter 1

Cast of Characters

Imperial Forces

The EmperorRufus Scrimgeour

Darth Serpent TongueSalazar Slytherin

Grand Moff GoyleGregory Goyle

Admiral TroyTroy

General CrabbeVincent Crabbe

Dwarf TroopersDwarves

Other Villains

Hagga the HuttRubeus Hagrid

SturgoSturgis Podmore

Tuscan RaidersCave Troll(s)

JawasDementer(s)

Rebel Alliance

Lord VoldewalkerLord Voldemort

Princess FleurFleur Delacour

O.G. Wan GryffindobiGodric Gryffindor

Bill SoloBill Weasley

LupebaccaRemus J. Lupin

K-3R0Kreacher

N2-G2Nagini

Barty AntillesBartemius Crouch Jr.

General SlughornHorace Slughorn

Assorted Rebel TroopsRohirim

Other Characters

1. Uncle MorfinMorfin Gaunt

2. Aunt HissyHissy