Disclaimer: yes, yes, yes I know-I don't own the elves. Or Middle Earth. Or even the names of the fangirls (except for Titania and Cathhen). They were given to me by the girls themselves. If you want your name in this thing (to make it more realistic or whatever) review and tell me so. Leave a nickname.

Day 15: Got yelled at by Seagoll, spelled his last name wrong. Apparently, it's G-L-E-N-F-A-E-R-E. SOUNDS like Glenfare. Hmph. What was he doing reading MY diary anyway! Asked. Got yelled at by other guard. Do I care if Seagoll is tired from guarding us? NO! His fault anyway. In-SIS-ted on 24/7 watch on us fan girls. Really is gorgeous though…… must stop, drooling again.

Day 16: Ho hum, pig's bum. Nothing happening. Thought occurred to me to take out shiny thing to see how Leggy dear is doing. Under armed guard still. May have to try for Pippin once rescued. Alatáriël, Lisa-Jane, Rebekah, and Itarilde have all called first dibs on him. Pippin that is. Don't know why on Middle Earth Lisa is ON this thing, she could have easily gone with the pack hunting JUST Pippin. She doesn't even like Leggy that much. Oh well. Back to drooling over shiny thing.

Day 16: Alatáriël won't shut up about how all my fault we're stuck here. Completely interrupted discussion between me and Melime on how the guards compared to Legolas. Alatáriël SO full of Pippin. Love hobbits as much as next fangirl, but we're STUCK with 11 ELF BOYS! Can't get a break around here. Agreed to let Pippin fangirls look at shiny thing when guards aren't looking. Have told them not to tell ANYone.

Day 17: Whole forest knows by now, I expect. Now am getting yelled at by Ergo, Dubravka, Luthiel, Adulomiel, Merenwen, Melenan, AND Ninithil for not bringing out shiny thing sooner. Guards are angry that we have something called a "palantír". Really, it IS Ergo's fault we HAVE the damn thing in first place. She just HAD to chase stupid orcs. Scaring not good enough for her. Bloody shieldmaiden. Oh well, better her than Eowyn. Poncy git. So suicidal and depressing. Should kill her myself, really. Girls hate Eowyn too, though must admit biyatch is a V. good swords girl. Ergo mad that I said that; thinks she's better than Eowyn. Don't know why I'm wasting journal space talking about this. Oh, yes, if I don't pretend I'm doing this, will probably get yelled at AGAIN. Really, Dubravka must be relative of Erestor. The way she carries on! You'd think I had married Legolas or something and not told them. Ugh. Anyway, who was the one who thought to pick the thing up? ME! THEY tossed it. Feeling grumpy. May go off and argue some more.

Day 18: Fighting over. Must plot to break free of thrice-damned ropes. Snogging withdrawal becoming severe--Adulomiel and Luthiel have fainted. Guards are getting nervous. They should be. S.W. makes even the most docile fangirl boy-crazed. At this point, some girls are thinking wistfully of Gloin. Old dwarves are most definitely not sexy. Pretty elven guars are. They are down to one length of rope and 3 or 4 darts. It won't be long now.

Day 19: FREE AT LAST! The guards didn't stand a chance. Broke out this morning when most of them were eating.

Several hours later: Pippin girls have been bugging the rest of us to leave Legolas for the time being and go after the adorable hobbit. Pointed out Pippin was engaged. Got duffed up. Hate to speculate on whatshername's fate.

Day 20: OFF TO THE SHIRE!

… yes I know this one kind of sucked but we had to get out of Mirkwood! Reinforcements were coming with a Mumakil-load of tranquilizer--what would you have done?) REVIEW!