A/n wassssup, this is the first south park fic I have ever done yet so try to be merciful with the reviews
disclaimer: Not I, nor my pet monkey owns the characters in south park
Sitting down to another dinner of frozen waffles can sound repetitive or slightly boring, dinner wise at the Mcormick residence, repetitive was better than nothing at all. Kenny and his family could deal with repetitive.
They'd been dealing with it their whole lives and so far, it hadn't come up as an issue, well at least not until Kenny went to bed and the parents were sure he was asleep. Money was somethingthey didn't have, had they not been poverty stricken, kenny's brother Kevin might still be alive.
Kenny lied in bed for endless nights just listening to his parents fight and scream about how they were tired of this shit hole life they'd been leading and were sick of eachother. They may have been sick of eachother, but Kenny wasn't sick of them. Kenny's mother was a good person, she just didn't have what it took to get a job that would last for more than a week. She would go to church, try and help her child with his homework and just try to be a good parent. Kenny's father, although an alchoholic to the extreme and also jobless, was at times when sober, a kind person who was sometimes comical to his son and would tell him some adult jokes. Although this led Kenny into a perverted state slightly, he had done it with the best intentions.
The fighting had been quite bad that night and Kenny just lay awake during it all and waited until his drunk father went to bed. Then he walked out of his room and went up to his mother who had a fresh shiner and was weeping silently, and hugged her close. She hugged her orange parka clad son and kissed his head. Although life tried to be the biggest pain in the ass possible, Kenny and his mother remained with a strong mother son relationship. She let go of him and said he should go back to bed,
"It's okay Kenny, I'm alright. Now off to bed, go on."
Kenny was resilient at first, but walked off towards his room. He clamebered into bed and laid his head on the thin pillow on his bed. Most people don't where their clothes to bed, but Kenny had only a thin sheet for a blanket, so his parka was sort of a twenty four hour piece of clothing. He laid there for about an hour until sleep began to overtake him.
The next day came earlier than to be expected. Kenny's peaceful sleep was ended a few hours short when he found someone knocking on his window. He lazily rolled one eye over to see who it was to find Stan looking in his window.
"Wha...what time is it?"
"Dude, its like 2 in the afternoon, why are you still asleep?"
Because my parents can't seem to not fight every 5 minutes.
I was awake real late last night, couldn't fall asleep." He didn't want Stan to know about how his parents fought all the time.
"Oh, well Kyle's out here with me, we were going to go get Cartman and watch the Terrance and Phillp marathon at my house. Wanna come?"
"Sure"
Kenny threw himselfout of bed and put his shoes on. Told his mom where he was going and went outside with Stan and Kyle to go get Cartman.
Getting Cartman is always a fight waiting to happen between him and Kyle. A flurry of jew jabs and fatass accusations bounce back and forth for Kenny and Stan to just sit back and watch, although when it got real intense, Stan would intervene just to shut them up and get on with the day. Kenny wasn't really paying much attention to them today, he was thinking of what a good present would be for his mom and dad. Christmas was still a month and a half away and kenny wanted to give them something really nice this year. As the two 9 yearolds yelled at eachother, Kenny came up with a great idea, but he would need help for it to work.
He wrote the idea on the sleeve of his parka so he wouldn't forget. Stan and him seperated the bickering two and when they calmed down, they set out for Stan's house.
a/n, I know, pretty short chapter but how does it sound so far. Tell me if it seems too rushed because I'm getting that feeling. Read and review because I want to hear what you guys think of it. Thanks alot
