A/N, Hey, sorry for the wait, I had a lot of homework to get done. Here's the next chapter, enjoy.

Disclaimer: Not I or my monkey own south park characters.

As evening drew near on the second day of his hard labor, Kenny Mcormickwent to place the money he'd earned so far somewhere safe. He first thought of the family bank account, but immediatly rejected that idea because he knew if his father just happened to check it, then all his hard earned money would go to alcohol. The money would have to go under a different name.

He filled out an account sheet and under the name he put Kenny Macormack, kind of corny he thought, but this was a good idea because when he would ask to wihtdraw the money, the tellers would just think it was a typo. He handed the teller his money and watched as they set up his account. "Thank you Mr, Mackormack." As the teller said his false name kenny secretly smiled at what he accomplished in only the first two days. He began his way back home to a dinner of frozen waffles and cold syrup. Of course the microwave would have to break, course it would. Life couldn't be easy, no, but don't worry about it, things will change. He was trying not to look on the bad side of things, but even though he was already making money, he still had a feeling in the back of his mind that worried him.

Passing Cartman's house, he saw Cartman, Stan and Kyle all playing space invaders on Eric's computer. For a moment, he wanted to knock on the door and hang out with his friends and forget about everything else. But instead he just continued his way to the end of town, past the railroad tracks and to his beautiful shabby as hell garage like house. From the window it looked like his parent's were already eating dinner.

He walked inand his mother did not look pleased, "Kenny, where the hell were you? We been waitin and waitin and then finally we had to eat before the damn rats got the food!"

"I'm sorry, I was just..." He couldn't possibly tell them what he'd been doing. Because at the first hint of money, his parents would go at it like pitbulls. His mom would try and send all the money to the church in hope that enough money would make God praise them and shower them with wealth. His father would take it all straight to the bar and stay there until every last dime, nickel and penny was used up.

"I was just hanging out with my friends. That's all, sorry I made you wait."

His mother's face softened slightly, "Well, I guess you should try and get some food while there's still some left." She picked a waffle from the freezer and popped it in the toaster. She poured some syrup for him and gave him a plastic fork to eat with. He sat down at the table and ate in silence, whichwas kind of the akward silence because his mom was there and wasn't saying anything. After finishing his meal, he kissed his mother and went off to bed.

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At Cartman's house, after Stan and Kyle had left, Cartman was sitting at the couch watching T.V, just sort of flipping channels when he came across a very interesting bulletin on the local south park news. "And in other news today, the local raffle draw has been postponed to next week." The next detail was onethat madeCartman's eyes bulge, "and for all who are not familiar with this raffle draw, the first drawn name will recieve 500,000 dollars." Cartman just stared at thescreen for a moment before totally putting 2 and 2 together that equaled this,a person with the most names could win the contesteasily. If he just got a bunch of cards with hisname on them, he would be sure to get that prize. But he would need assistance, "MOM! We need to get70 cards that have my name on them so that I can win thebig prize, MOM!"

"What darling." his prostitiute motherasked,

"I said we need to get a bunch of cards that have my name on them and we need to get them to the raffle thingy right NOW!"

"Oh, okay, I'll find some cards for you darling."

"Sweet!"

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A/n, Sorry about how short of a chapter this is, I have to getto school before I miss the damn bus, let's see what time is i...Holy Shit! I gotta leave right now, please read and review thankyou,