Day 2

Ron stared at Harry with confusion etched on his face. "JUST TELL ME!" Ron screamed, his face becoming demented with frustration and anoyance.

"Well..." Harry started his voice thinning to a whisper. He leaned it towards ron and whispered, "I-have-to-use-the-bathroom..."

"Then go!" Ron said matter of factly.

"Do-you-see-a-toilet-around-here?" Harry asked his face going red from frustration and bladder being so ful...

"Use a tree!" said Ron indignatly.

"WHAT TREE?" Harry screached bending over with the offort of not wetting his pants.

"This tree!" Ron flicked out his wand. "ACIO TREE!"

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A large muggle was passing by a hole. He looked down seeing a flash of color. cautiously he slowly backed away, as though the gound would cloaps under his feet at any moment. Suddenly a tree wizzed over his head and flew down the hole. He watched it go with a scared look streatched over his fat face. An eqally fat woman walkedup to him her five chins wobling under her fat face.

"What's wrong my presius duddy-kins?" Asked the woman as though taking to a baby. "Does the mean hole scare you?"

"No aunty Marge, I just-uh-uh-erm...HEY LOOK THERES YOUR DOG! Now we can go home!" He said cuatiously. She grabbed his fat arm with her own and marched him away from the hole, muttering curses at it. (I always knew Marge was no right in the head)

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"Thanks Ron!" said Harry in relief grabbing the tree. "erm, now can you uh turn around for a second?" He asked twiddling his finger around signaling for Ron to turn.

"Ok, but when your done, I'll need to borrow it for a fue..." said Ron his face going red. Harry nodded and Ron turned and waited for Harry to be done with his business.

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"Ok Ron, now that your done...erm, what do we do with the tree?" Harry asked.

"Um, I think we should just drop it." said Ron looking down past there feet into darkness.

"OK!" said Harry. Ron let go of the tree and looked at Harry. They floted in silence for a while untill Harry seemed to have a thought. "Ron," he said, "Don't you think it's weird that we haven't screamed or been scared once? I mean think about, if a normal person fell down a hole, on purpose or not, they would scream."

"Yeah, but we're not normal." Ron said.

"So...your point is?" asked Harry.

"What point?"

"The point abou-HEY! Did you just so happen to hear something, maybe a um, yell?" Harry asked.

"No..."said Ron and looked at Harry with an expretion that suggested that Harry was going crazy, "What are you, crazy?"

"Crazy, I was crazy once! they locked me in a closit. There was a dot in the closit. I counted that dot! One. One. One. I died in that closit. They Barried me in a garden. There were flowers in that garden. AAAALLLLL sorts of colors. Red, and yellow, and blue! One tickled my nose...it drove me crazy..." said Harry. Harry paused for a split second and continued."Crazy I was crazy once! They locked me in a room, full of PRETTY PURPLE BUNNYS! I hated those bunnies! they drove me crazy!"

Ron coughed descizing the words "still crazy". Harry stopped immediatly then said"Sorry! I'm bored!"

Ron nodded and said,"Me too...maybe we shoudl play chess?"

Harry looked at Ron as though he were mad. "Do you STILL not get that we're in a HOLE?" Harry asked sarcasticly.

"So, you finnaly found out about sarcasm?" Ron asked sarcasticly and jokingly.

"What's sarcasm?" harry asked.

Ron stared at Harry long and hard. "You know what? Nevermind! You can just go the rest of your life without sarcasm."

"Ok...Now, about the boredom issue..." Harry began. "Maybe we could erm...What do you do in a hole?"

"Don't know, play chess?" Ron asked.

"Didn't I just say that were, um, IN A HOLE?" Harry screamed.

"Yeah, but we summoned a tree right?" asked Ron pointedly. When Harry still looked confused said,"ACIO CHESS BOARD!" A fue seconds passed and as Ron thought it didn't work a chess board zoomed infront of them.

"Nice..." harry paused and looked at the chess board. He grinned evily and stated,"By the way! CHECKMATE!"

"WHAT? WE HAVEN'T EVEN StARED THE GAME!" Shouted Ron. "I think we took away someone elses chess board, oh and look its a stupid muggle board!"

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Two old men were stitting in a nice park playing chess. one lifted his arm VERY slowlty and grabbed up his peice. He mooved his arm slowly and placed the peice down.

"Check-mate!" He said in a slow crackly voice. The board suddenly zoomed away, leaving the table empty. "Look-there-goes-the-board!"

"We should go tell someone about our flying chess bopard, we'll be rich!" said the younger old man. The other nodded slowly and both got up slowly got up. They finnaly reached a young lady and said,"Miss, our board just flew away."

She nodded looking at the old men with a soft look apon her young features. "Oh ok, now do you happen to have the number of your docters?" she asked.

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"Let's send it back!" said Harry. He took out his wand and waved it. The board dissapeared. hary waved his wand for a second time and a new chess board apeared,"You o first, to see if it works." said Harry

Ron obayed and said,"Pawn to e4" it moved obediently. Ron grinned and they played untill Ron shouted,"CHECKMATE!"

Harry frowned and said,"I liked the muggle chess board better, it won for me..."

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the two old men walked bakc over to there table and waited for a second, the older one was watching were the board had disapeared. "LOOK!" He said slowly pointing to a small dot that was growing larger and larger, untill a shape of a chess board was descovored. it halted on the table, the peices swaying, then sitting still. The older man grinned toothlessly and said,"CHECK-MATE!"