Amanda: (That's me winks) Hello, I wanted to try sommething different, so here it is. If there are other fanfics out there like this then good for them, I don't care. Alot of people will be OOC, but that's what makes it fun! I might not update often because my main priority is my other story Changes. I hope you enjoy.
Yami Amanda: It's my turn!
A: Hey! It's my computer!
YA: Did you buy it?
A: No...
YA:I rest my case.
A: Whatever. Now I don't really know where this story is going, I don't like to think ahead...
YA: That's because she has a hard time thinking allready.
A: Choosing to ignore her Yami I need reviews or I won't update, I'm serious glares at readers
YA: Seriously ugly.
A: And don't reveiw and complain about spelling mistakes, I can't spell good...
YA: Blah, blah, blah, now get on with it!
A: Pulls out big squeaky hammer Don't make me use this!
YA: Oh, wow! A big soft SUEAKY HAMMER! Come on, like that's going to hurt...
A: If you say so...Grins evilly...Why don't you find out...Swings at her Yami
YA: Owwww! Sees stars
Yami Bakura: Quite wasting time! The IMPORTANT CHARACTERS want to start the chapter, not listen to your idioticness.
A: Well, I guess you don't want to start this chapter...because you're not an important character.
YB: You'll regret that Trips over Amanda's Yami
YA: Pretty...one, three, six, two tries to count stars
YB: What happened to her?
A: holds up hammer
YB: Yeah, right!
A: Swings hammer at Bakura
YB: Mind if I join you...Falls down by Yami A
YA: five, nine, one...
YB: sees stars too No! There's seven of them...
A: still smiling evilly Okay, here's chaper three...
Yami A: recovers enough to say... The chapter is short, mwahahahahahah falls down
6:00 A.M
Beep, beep, beep. Bakura grabbed the alarm clock and smashed it against the wall.
"That's the last time I go to sleep early. Why does it feel like I've been up all night?" He asked himself.
He walked out of his house and went into town.
"Hey Ryou, wait up!" Someone yelled, obviously the person was yelling at him.
Bakura spun around and glared. 'It's only that stupid Wheeler kid,' he thought.
"Oh, hi Bakura, I didn't know it was you...Hey man, you don't look so good."
"Really? I didn't know." Bakura said sarcastically.
"I mean you really Really don't look good."
"What's your point?"
"What happened?"
"I woke up and wish I didn't."
"You mean you're tired, well then let's go to Starbucks."
"Why?" Bakura asked, stifling a yawn.
"To get coffee, Duh! And everyone tells me that I'm the stupid one."
"Okay, but what's cuffey?"
"You mean coffee? It'll wake you up."
"Really, well I guess I could try some cufeey."
"Coffee."
"Whatever."
Joey and Bakura walked throughout Domino city to the nearest Starbucks. They walked in and Joey said, "Pick a number off the order board and I'll buy you it."
"Well...Okay," said Bakura, liking the sound of someone else paying for his drink. "I'll have number one."
"Frappichino? Good choice."
Bakura waited patiently for his order, but we all know that he has very little (if any) patience, so it was lucky that Joey handed him his frappichino before he lost it completely.
After a few minutes Joey said, "I've got to go meet Yugi at his Grandpa's shop."
Bakura didn't say anything because he was too busy gulping his frappichino.
A little bit later Marik walked in with his millennium rod, making the bell on the door jingle.
Bakura heard the bell and turned around. When he saw it was Marik he said, "HiyaMarikwantsomecoffeeit'sreallygood!"
"What!?!"
Bakura answered Marik by ordering him a frappichino, it took a few minutes before the cashier could understand what Bakura wanted.
Marik finally got his drink and he eyed it suspiciously. Bakura was watching him expectantly so he cautiously took a sip...
There were fifty different kinds of coffee, and Bakura and Marik were on number thirty-two.
Bakura had just reached in his pocket to pull out more money when his hand came up empty.
"Nomoney." Bakura said.
Marik checked his pockets and came up empty too. Then he told Bakura, "Megetmorewithrod." Then to the rod he said, "Makeallthepeopleputtheirmoneyon-
thetable."
Suddenly all the people stood up and put their money on the table in front of Bakura and Marik.
Bakura squealed with glee and grabbed a handful of dollar bills. He turned around and demanded, "Morecoffee!"
"Yes sir! Get this man more coffee!" The cashier shouted.
"Uhh, we are all out of coffee!" Someone called back.
The cashier said to Bakura, "I'm sorry sir, but we're all out..."
"Nocoffee?" Bakura asked sadly.
"Nocoffee!" Marik shouted with rage.
"I'm truly sorry..." said the cashier, not wanting Bakura and Marik to make a scene, but it was too late.
Bakura was the better of the two, he just stood there asking quietly, "Nocoffee?"
Marik on the other hand didn't take it well. He yelled, "CoffeecoffeeIwantcoffeegivemecoffeenoworI'llsendyoutotheshadowrealm!"
Of course his sentence was so run together that the cashier didn't hear the threat about the Shadow Realm (I doubt if he would of been worried even if he had heard Marik).
The bell on the door rang as somebody (or in this case two somebodies) walked in.
Joey was standing in front of the door. "Hey Bakura, I met Yugi on the way to his Grandpa's and we were wondering if you would like to come with us."
Then Yugi noticed the back of Marik's head and added, "You're welcome to come too, Marik."
Marik and Bakura both jumped about a foot in the air and turned around.
Yami took over and, seeing Bakura and Marik's wide, crazed eyes, asked, "What's going on here?"
"Man, I only bought you one cup, What happened!?!"
"coffeecoffeecoffee..." was Bakura's reply.
Joey muttered, "I've created a monster."
Bakura ignored his comment, if he heard it, and continued to say, "coffeecoffeecoffeecoffee..."
"Nomorenomorenomore," is what Marik chanted."
"No more is right." Yami said, grabbing Marik's arm and dragging him out of the shop. Joey grabbed Bakura and did the same.
Once outside Yami and Joey had another problem, keeping track of the two. The plan was to take them to Yugi's Grandfather's shop, but that was easier said than done.
Yugi took control again, only to find Bakura hopping on one foot in the middle of the road. "Uhh, Joey, a little help here."
"Sorry, Yug, but I have my own problems at the minute..." Joey looked at Marik just in time to see him going chasing after a Frisbee. "No, Marik! Don't!"
Marik was about to 'catch' the Frisbee, when a dog got it. Now Marik was standing in front of the dog, rod pointed at him.
"Youspoilfun!Mebanishtoshadowrelm!"
Joey ran up to Marik and said, "This way, Marik...maybe if you behave I'll..."
Joey didn't have to think of anything (thankfully) because Marik wanted to do what Bakura was doing, jump in the street.
Bakura,"Onecoffee,twocoffee,threecoffee,four,fivecoffee,sixcoffee,seven coffee, IWANTMORE!"
Marik, "Coffeeoverhere,ooohoooh,coffeeoverthere,ooohooh..."
Bakura, "Wherecoffee?"
Yugi and Joey had finally gotten them up on a sidewalk.
Yugi was about to reply that, 'there was no coffee, and even if he had any he wasn't going to give it to them', when a funny look crossed both of their faces.
They started to jump up and down.
"Peepeepee,where'sthepotty?!?" Bakura asked.
"HolditHOLDIT!" Marik shouted. At first Yugi thought that Marik wanted to wait until they got to his grandpa's shop, but when Marik shoved his precious millennium rod at him, he understood.
Bakura and Marik race into the nearest store (which happened to be a women's clothing store called Frills of Thrills)
From the store came allot of yelling and shouting. After about a minute Bakura and Marik came out of the store, both had a look of relief on their faces.
Marik grabbed his millennium rod and turned around (revealing to everyone, but himself, the pink lace caught in his hair.
Then everyone turned to look at Bakura, who was sporting a nice piece of toilet paper on his boot, but Bakura wasn't paying attention.
Marik broke the scilence by saying...
A: Well, the Yu-gi-oh characters met coffee (at least Marik and Bakura did).
YB: Iwantcoffeegivemecoffee!
A: Oh, I'll give you something...
YB: Goodygoody!
A: Hits Bakura on the head with the squeaky hammer.
YA: I thought the story said Yu-gi-oh characters there were only 4!
A: Next chapter more people, like Seto and Mokuba, will be in it, happy?
YA: Nods
A: Really? Then HERE! hits her Yami on the head with S.H.
Tea: Walks over to Amanda You know, hitting people on the head causes brain damage.
A: So THAT'S what happened to Joey...
T: Hey! That's not nice!
A: I'm sorry, here, this might help...Whacks Tea on head with Super Duper Squeaky Hammer Deluxe model number one
T:Ow... 0.o
A: Now Looks at readers REVEIW! Holds Up S.D.S.H.D.M.#1 You don't want me to use this now, do you? I'll try to make the other chapters longer, but there will NOT be any new chapters soon unless I get reveiws.
A: Thankz for reading!