House, Bishonens, one truth or dare game.

What do you do?

On with the story! Jounouchi, disclaimer please…

Jounouchi: Raven no own Yu-Gi-Oh! I swear it.

Seto: Oh Jou?

Jou: yes dear?"

Seto: Am I aloud to have a candy bar?

Jou: 0_o

Kena: Uhh, as Raven said, on with the story.

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Ring, ring. "Hello?" Jounouchi Katsuya asked as he answered his phone.

"Jou? Guess what!" Yugi's cheerful voice chirped over the other line. "Malik's sister is leaving town! And Isis said that we can have a slumber party over there… just no girls."

"Then I guess inviting Honda is clearly out of the question." He joked, as he looked at his best friend asleep on his bed. "He's more of a girl than Mai."

"I heard that." Honda mumbled as he rolled over, wrapping his arm around Jou's waist for support. "What's up?"

"Sleepover at Malik's." Jou said with a lopsided grin. "You going?"

Honda murmured something incoherent into Jou's shoulder blade before nodding. "Who's all going?"

Jou handed to phone to Honda, who merrily listened to the list. "Malik's house eh? Oh, Otogi is going?" Honda's face brightened considerably at this name. "Wait, did you say the Kaiba's?" {One thing, in my story, these guys are 17, and Mokuba is 15. Not 11, or whatever age he is.}

"Yes, everyone is going except the girls! No girls aloud." Yugi chirped as he grabbed the phone back from Yami, who was trying desperately trying to talk to Jou. "Jou!"

"It's for you." Honda said as he put the phone back to Jou's here. "No girls… Yeah! No friendship speeches!"

"I agree… What's up Yug'?" He asked as he heard Yami and his hikari wrestling on the other line. "Yugi?"

"Not Yugi, its Yami." The dark half replied as he held Yugi at arm length, Yugi being to short to reach up and grab the phone. "This sleepover is lasting all week, that means six days, seven nights, us guys, and Malik's sick mind."

"But isn't Malik's mind what makes the whole thing fun?" Yugi asked, confusion written across his face.

"Yami, stop teaching your light bad thoughts. Block the stupid mental link when you think nasty thoughts, it is not right!" Jou said as he listened to Yugi talk about strip poker.

"He started it!" Yami whined when Yugi started on truth or dare. "Hey, Yugi, stop the thoughts… I can't see him till tonight." Yami said, letting his guard down long enough to let Yugi grab the phone.

"Joey, be ready by two, and bring your jeep. Pack enough clothes to last a week or more, you know how bad you are at poker."

"Shove it shrimp." Jou joked as he reached for his duffle bag. "We'll be ready here soon. Is anyone coming over here before we leave? If so, who, I don't think Otogi knows that I'm living with Honda for a few days while dads in jail."

"Just Kaiba and Mokuba, I gave them directions. They'll be there soon, so be dressed."

"Give us some credit Yugi, we are dressed." Jou said as little to loud, getting a smack on the wall from another room for waking up Honda's dad. "Catch yah later."

"Later, see you soon. Oh and drop by here first before heading over to Malik's, Yami wants to show off his new car."

"There is no way his new car is better than my Jeep Wrangler (sorry, I'm a big fan, I have one and I love 4 wheeling in it.) What kind is it, and what color?"

"It's yellow, a few shades darker than yours. And it's a ford frontier. (Drool worthy truck, a bright yellow, 4x4 ford frontier, drools I think I need a tissue) Nice truck."

"Yeah Yug', truck, not car. We'll be there as soon as moneybags and mop head Mokuba get here."

"Hey, I thought you like Mokuba?"

"I do, he started that joke, not me. See yah soon, later.

"Later." With that, Yugi hung up and went to help Yami pack.

Meanwhile Kaiba and Mokuba were on their way down to Honda's, holding duffle bags of clothes and other items. "Mokuba, how did you talk me into this again?"

"Oh come on big brother. It won't hurt to get closer to that crush of yours, now will it? You are _always_ talking about him in your sleep."

"Oh, the little boy has room to talk. Mr. Oh Honda is so hot!"

"Whatever, we're here." Mokuba pointed out, knocking on the door.

"Looks like they're here." Jou said with dismay. 'Of all people, I have to drive that ass Kaiba around…'

TBC

Raven: Well, come on, tell me what you think and if I should continue, if so, the next chap will have some good humor, promise.

Jou: Still doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh.

Seto: If she did, the show wouldn't include Anzu except for some humor bashing. And all of us would be hitting on each other kissing.

Raven: Yup, I'm a big big big Yaoi fan!

Kena: REVIEW!