Amanda: Hello again. I've been extremely busy, so it's not my fault if I haven't updated sooner...
YA: Then who's fault is it?
A: Umm... Trying to think fast Kiaba.
Kiaba: Walks out wearing shiny armor
A: What's the armor for?
K: I've heard about your Squeaky Hammer. I'm taking no chances. crosses arms looking smug
A: Have you been reading my stories?
K: nods head
A: Good, because I wanted everyone to read them...
K: Gulp
A: We shall see... Pushes big red button. A screen comes down Now, first we'll watch...Marik!
M: What?
video
One hour ago...
M: Hmm...what's this? Picks up story and starts to read Hahahahaha!!!
endvideo
A: Marik passed the test. Now, Bakura!
video
One hour ago...
B: Doodling Hmm...I think Kiaba's head is too small...Oops
K: What are you doing? Give that to me!
B: hands over paper
K: tears up doodle
Bakura: Where is the paper? Grabs story. Oooooo...
5 minutes later...
Bakura: Coffee!!!
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B: Coffee!!!
A: not yet...Kiaba's turn..
K: Wait! I Never got any story!
A: grins evilly
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One hour ago...
K: What's this? looks at story with a sticky note on it.
Sticky note: Read me.
K: Yeah, right. throws story away
Half an hour ago...
K: goes to laptop to check e-mail
Laptop: You have one new message.
K: opens e-mail of story Junk mail! Deletes story
Five minutes ago...
Mail man: Package for Seto Kiaba.
K: Signs for package and opens it. Story insideHmm, wrong address Erases name and hands back to mail man.
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A: Tsk, tsk.
Doorbell: Ding Dong.
B&M: I'LL GET IT!! runs to door
Mail man: Package for looks at clip board Amanda and another for a Bakura and Marik...
M: I'll take that! Runs away
B: Wait for me! Chases after Marik
A: o.0
K: o.0
YA: o.0
A: Recovers and grabs package Here Kiaba, enjoy! hands Kiaba Package w/ story.
K:NOOOOOOO!!!
A: But, before you read, I have something to show you. Pulls out Acme Flame-thrower
K: 0.0 Where did you get THAT!?!
A: Well, if you read my other story changes, then you would have known that I switches My Squeaky hammer for a flame-thrower...
K: Gulp looks at armor nervously
A: Yep, that's right...Metal heats up easier...
K: Runs
A: This thing has long range... Torches Kiaba
K: Yikes! Jumps 3 feet off the ground
A: BrB Runs off chasing Kiaba
YA: Umm...Wait for me!!!
Yugi: appears what should we do?
R: whispers Maybe we should start the story...
Y: Good idea, but fist...Amanda doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Starbucks...or ten dollars..., but she does own the TV Channel S.P.Y.S., so if by the off chance you want to use the idea, give her the credit.
In front of store, Frills of Trills
Marik broke the silence by saying, "Much better."
Apparently Bakura had had more coffee because he was running around in circles chanting, "Coffee-coffee-coffee..."
Yugi's Grandfather's shop wasn't too far away, but with Bakura hyperactive and Marik playing around with his millennium rod, things started to get frustrating.
"That's it!" Joey yelled. "Be quiet or else!"
"Or else what?" Marik challenged.
"Or else I'll...I'll,,"
"Or else the mutt will wet himself," a cold voice said from behind them.
Yugi and Joey turned around, but they couldn't see the figure in the shadows.
"Kiaba, is that you?" Yugi asked.
"Of course it's him, nobody can be that cruel." Joey said before he launched himself at Kiaba.
" Good job boy, now where did I put those doggy treats?" Then Kiaba pretended to search himself.
"Why you little..."
"Yes?"
Joey almost pulled out of Yugi's grasp when Bakura put his extra energy to use by helping Yugi.
"Let..me....at...him!!!" Joey Yelled.
"Maybe if you were better behaved then you could get off your short leash and walk around without an escort." He said referring to Yugi, Bakura and Marik.
"Marik a little help here," Yugi said through gritted teeth.
"Sure thing." Marik replied an evil grin spreading across his face.
Just then Joey stopped struggling.
"That's not quite what I meant, Marik," said Yami taking over.
/Well, Yami, at least he helped./
If I would have switched with you then Joey might have taken the moment to slip away
/Fine, whatever./ Yugi mind-shrugged and Yami broke the link.
Meanwhile, Bakura was busy repositioning Joey's limbs. A finger up his nose here, a hand in his mouth over there. When Bakura was finished he went back to going around in circles, this time trying to catch the ends his hair.
"What's up with him?" Yami asked, motioning to the spinning Bakura.
"Coffee." Was Marik's reply.
"I guess Yamis can't drink coffee. Interesting." Kiaba stated.
"I don't get it, I drink a cup every Sunday with Yugi." Yami said.
"How is that Possible?" Kiaba asked.
"Well, it went something like this..."
FLASHBACK
Yugi is in Starbucks ordering a capuchin. A few minutes later, with drink in hand, Yugi sat down.
/ Mmm...this is good/
What is it?
/A Cappichino./
Let me try some.
/NO!/
Yes!!Yami took control.
/No!!!/ Yugi took control.
Yes!!!
/No!!!/
/Yes!!!/
This continued for a few minutes when suddenly a flash of light blinded everyone at Starbucks.
When everyone could see again they just stared in Yugi's direction.
"What?" Two voices asked. "It's my camera."
Yugi looked to his side, not believing what he heard, that was his excuse!
"Yami?" he asked.
"Yugi?"
"What's going on!?!"
"I don't know...want a cappichino?"
"Sure!"
ENDFLASHBACK
"So that's how. We both wanted control and that was that."
Bakura, do you think we could do that?
Coffee-coffee-coffee
Do you want coffee?
Coffee-coffee...
Look over there, a coffee stall
Coffee? Coffee-coffee!
Do you want it?
Coffee!
Then go and get it.
With that said, Ryou took control.
No! Me-want-coffee! Bakura took control.
It's my body! Ryou was in control again.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Suddenly there was two of them.
"It worked! Thanks Yugi and Yami. I didn't want to stay in my soul room that long. I can't let Bakura have all the fun." Ryou said.
Bakura was clueless that he was the subject of everyone's conversation. He was too busy torturing the coffee vender.
"Coffee! Give-coffee-now!"
"Sir, what would you like?"
"Coffee!"
"Yes sir, but what kind?"
"Coffee!"
"Normal?"
"Coffee!"
"Okay, how many cups?" Asked the Vender, holding up a pot of coffee.
"All-coffee!"
"Well, okay...if that's what you want. The customer's always right..." The vender started to pour the coffee in a cup when Bakura shrieked and grabbed the whole pot.
"Bakura NO!" Ryou yelled, but it was too late, Bakura was already chugging the coffee. When he was finished, he wiped his mouth on his sleeve and threw the empty pot down on the curb, shattering it.
"I'm sorry." Ryou apologized to the Vender. "Here, I hope this covers it," he said, pulling a twenty out of his pocket and giving it to the dazed vender. Then he sighed and followed the hyper-active Bakura down the street.
/Yami, Bakura is out of control! If we split up I could help Ryou and you could stay here with Joey./
But I want to chase the tomb robber!
/But you're the only one who can get Marik to release Joey and stop Joey from attacking Kiaba./
Fine, but I get the tomb robber next time.
/Okay, Yami.../
There was a bright flash of light and then Yugi and Yami were standing next to each other. Before everyone else could recover, Yugi was already off chasing after Ryou and Bakura.
"Hey Ryou, wait up!!"
Yami turned to Marik and said, "Release him."
Marik was about to protest when he saw Joey with a finger up his nose and fist in his mouth.
"Oh fine," he said, faking reluctance. Then, an evil smile spread across his face.
'He's up to something...' Yami thought. He looked at Joey. 'Oh, No!' "Marik, Don't!!!"
But it was too late, Marik released him.
"I only want to punch him once..." Was what Joey was going to say, but with his fingers in very awkward spots, it sounded more like this, "Ih oeny whated ooo unch im unce." Then he stopped and pulled his hand out of his mouth, all the while screaming, "My FINGER! I BIT MY FINGER!!!" Then he tried to pull his finger out of his nose, but it was stuck. "Hey, what's gong on!?! What happened, and where's Kiaba, this is probably all his fault!"
"No, it's not. While you were..." Yami glanced at Marik, "...preoccupied, Bakura had some fun and..."
"Not Bakura! He's so nice and quiet..."
"Quiet, you fool," Marik said, "and listen to the Pharaoh, or I'm sure he wouldn't object to me using my rod again..."
"I don't think that will be necessary, Marik."
"But the offer still stands."
Joey gulped and Yami continued. "No, the tomb robber..."
"Who's he..." Joey started to ask, but then he trailed off when Yami glared at him.
"Not Ryou Bakura, but Yami Bakura..."
"So it was YOU and Bakura..."
"NO! Although now I do wish that I had some part in it. The SPIRIT OF THE MILLENIUM RING did it!"
"Oh, so I guess that means you didn't do it (Everyone sweat-drops), but why is my finger still stuck in my nose?"
Yami looked down and noticed something by Joey's feet.
"Joey, Look!" o.o
"What?" o.o?
"A Super glue tube!" o.o! –That would explain his fingure stuck in his nose...
"Where?" o.o? –What are you talking about?
"On the ground!" o.o! –It's hard to miss.
"Where?" o.o? –Are you joking with me?
"By your right foot!" o.o;; -Sheesh!
"Which one?" o.o? –I have two feet you know.
"Your right one!" . -You do know which is which, don't you?
"I don't see it!" o.o? –If I find out this is a joke I'll...
"Your other right!" -- -stupid.
"Oh...It's still not there." o.o? –Hmm...
"You just stepped on it!" '' -grrr...
"With which foot?" o.o? clueless
"Your right one!" T.T –How can you not know which foot is which!?!
"Which right?" o.o? –You're losing me.
"You only have one right!" o.0 –How do you get your shoes on?
"My right, or your right?" o.o? -I'm confused.
"There's your right and then there's your left..." . -How stupid are you?
"Left! Oh, I got it!" 0. -hehe...
Joey stepped back to look under his LEFT foot when he slipped in a puddle of water, putting his right foot right into the puddle. His feet flew out from under him as he sat down with a loud splash in the puddle. The good thing is that the force of the blow knocked the finger out of his nose. The bad thing is that now his pants are all wet.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY NOSE!!!!"He screamed.
"Wow, the mutt can scream like a girl too, got any more surprises, boy?" Kiaba asked, reappearing.
"Buzz off, You aren't wanted here, Kiaba!" Joey yelled.
Before Kiaba could make a retort, Mokuba came running from the direction Yugi, Ryou and Bakura went.
"Everyone, come quick! It's Bakura..."
EndChapter
YA: stopped chasing Kiaba a while ago We finally figured out whose fault it is for Amanda not Updating sooner...
Previous story
A: Now Looks at readers REVEIW! Holds Up S.D.S.H.D.M.#1 You don't want me to use this now, do you? I'll try to make the other chapters longer, but there will NOT be any new chapters soon unless I get reviews.
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YA: See, it's YOUR FAULT!, but...all will be forgiven if you review this time.
B&M: Walk out holding something behind backs Umm... runs toward kitchen
YA: Uh oh...better see what they're up to... looks at TV screen on the S.P.Y.S. Channel (S. Special, P. Private, Y. Yami, S. Seer/ Special Private Yami Seer)
Not Good! They Ordered IMPORTED COFFEE!!!
TV: B&M Mwahahahahahahahah!
A: Voice in background Come back here Kiaba! It won't hurt...that much! still chasing Kiaba
R: Until next time crash from kitchen along with maniacal laughter Review!