Chapter 2: Time to go.

"Come on already!" Kaiba shouted as he pounded his fist on the wood door. "Let us in! It's over a hundred degrees out here you know!"

"I'm coming!" A harsh whisper came out from the other side of the door. "Keep it down! We don't need Honda's dad on our cases right about now!" Jou hissed as he opened the door, immediately getting glomped by Mokuba. "Nice to see you to squirt."

"I am not a squirt!" Mokuba replied harshly as he stood up straight, facing Jou. "I am officially only one and a half inches shorter than you Katsuya."

"Which still makes you shorter. But nothing compared to Yugi and Yami, they're still the shortest still." He looked up to meet with fiery ice blue eyes. "Kaiba…"

"Yes Mutt?"

"Oh knock off the bullshit and throw your stuff in my jeep, we are leaving as soon as Honda gets his lazy ass outta bed." Jou said before heading for his bag and keys. "Honda Hiroto! Of you do not get down here right now, I'll make sure to eat the donuts and cake Yami saved for you!" He called as he went to step out the door, only to be pushed out of the way by none other then Honda, who jumped into the back of the yellow jeep. "Baka…" Jou muttered with a grin. "Come on Kaiba's, we have a week filled party to go too."

Everyone piled into Jou's jeep, ready to leave. "You know puppy. Yellow just does not suit you. Maybe you should have gotten a pink jeep instead, or a pink clown car." Seto remarks, quickly getting jabbed in the ribs. He turned, glaring at the offender. Mokuba just grinned. "Yeah, yeah Mokuba… I love you too."

Jou made his way through the city, finally stopping in front of the game shop, looking in the driveway he spotted what he guessed was Yami's new truck. "Hmm, and he says I have a fetish for yellow." Jounouchi smirked as he hopped out of the jeep and honked the horn on Yami's ford.

"Who in Ra's name is touching my truck!?" A low voice rumbled from the apartment above the game shop. "Get away from my baby!"

"But Yami, I thought I was your baby…" Yugi whined as he sat down on his bed to pout.

"No Yugi, you are not my baby." Yami earned a disappointed look from the light, accompanied with bright amethyst puppy eyes sparkling with tears. "You are my fuck buddy!"

Yugi along with the others outside all fell over, Yugi twitching violently. "Yami! You already fucked you hikari!? Are you stupid!?" Jou yelled as he ran up the stairs, bursting through Yugi's bedroom door. "Yugi?"

"No, I-I-I haven't… yet. No, that's not what I-I oh never mind." Yami stuttered before giving up.

"Yami… What does 'fuck' mean?" Yugi asked, blinking up innocently. "Is it when you walked in on me in the shower this morning?"

Yami blushed, a dark red, before swallowing vigorously. "N-no Yugi, 'fuck means, uhh."

"Fuck means sex oh little naïve one." Jou finished, taking a low bow, a smirk playing across his features.

"Sex?" Yugi was now utterly confused. "What is this sex?"

"Yugi! You know what sex is! We went through it in junior high! And high school! Sex… As in, well sex!" Jou screamed in disbelief. "Oh forget it, let's just go."

Yami and Jou hastily made their retreat from the room, Yugi following behind smiling brightly. 'Oh if they only knew, oh they are going to be so surprised with my knowledge, I'm not as innocent as they think. Dumb asses.'

They all piled into Jou's jeep and made their way to Malik's house, finding that Ryou and Bakura were already there. "Hey guys…. Kaiba." Ryou said, starting out cheerfully and ending in a dull response.

"Guys, we are only here for fun, come on inside." Malik said from his bedroom window, completely shirtless and drool worthy. "Yami, did you bring the name tags for the play?"

"Of course." Yami said smiling.

"And this is going to be fun. Come on in everybody and pull a name tag from Yami on the way."

"And this play is?" Mokuba asked, a little skeptic.

"Just something my yami, Yami, Yugi, and me all made up yesterday." Malik answered as Yami stepped in front of the door shuffling a bunch of papers around in what seemed to be Jou's favorite hat. Which got noticed very fast.

"Yami, where did you find my hat?" Jou asked, looking over that tattered and torn up old ball cap. "Yami?"

"Pick a name, any name Jou."

Jou reached in and pulled out a scrap of paper. Reading it over out loud. "Elizabeth Channy: Tommy's beautiful crush. Will do anything for her, a suspect in the death of Herbert Shoran, Elizabeth's boyfriend. What the hell? Are you saying I'm a dumb girl?" He looked around desperately. "No body better pick this Tommy character." He growled before looking back at Yami. "Can I re-pick?"

"Nope." Yami said shaking his head. "There are eleven characters in all. One will be Herbert, the handsome millionaire and Elizabeth's fiancée. Whoever gets this man will act dead, while the other figure out which the killer is. It's a mystery game in a way. But it is also a hide and goes kiss. Every girl (guy) hides, while the guys try and figure out which girl was with the actual killer. One of the guys is the killer. Killing Herbert over plain jealousy."

Yami looked at the stunned and confused faces. "Ok, ok. Hunt down the killer. You have to kiss who you thin it is, easy enough? Now draw your names. The characters are, Elizabeth: Herbert's fiancée, Tommy: One who has a crush on Elizabeth, Herbert: Dead millionaire, Tony: Gay lover of Clark, Clark: Man who has no idea Tony is Tony, Tory: Herbert's female secretary, and a few others. Now pick!"

TBC

Raven: Next chapter is the mystery play. But I need ideas for 3 more girls, and 2 more guys. And I need to know who you think the killer should be, ok?

Kena: is she confusing or what?

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