Amanda: whispers Hello again!
Kiaba: Walks out, doesn't notice A hiding. Phew, she finally quite trying to torch
me..
A: Mwahahahaha, Guess again! Flames Kiaba
K: hair singed, eye twitches Ow! o.0
A:
M&B: Emerges from kitchen Coffeecoffeecoffeecoffee!
K: Sht! Not again!!!
M&B: Evil glint in eyes Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Kiaba!
R: hiding in hidden room behind bookcase shhhh...
A: Hey Kiaba! Tries to use Acme Flame-thrower again
K: Not this time!!! Grabs Flame-thrower and breaks in half
A: T.T Nooooooooooooo!!!! has idea Brb
R: Holding something metallic, looks like flame-thrower
M&B: Chugs 2 gallon containers of coffee
Kiaba: 0.0
M&B: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Kiaba: 0.0 o.0 . Sht!!!
M&B: to A Kiaba said a bad word!!!
A: Tsk, tsk. NO BAD WORDS IN THIS CHAPPIE!!! I'll be making a list... no using
sht, any form of f... $$ hole... stupid... fool... btch... Bstrd...
K: Damn!
A: Thank you, I almost forgot that one. Now, whoever breaks the rules will answer
to...
K: mutters I know, I know...you. We already....
A: Malik and Bakura!!!
M&B: . . . . . .
Kiaba: 0.0 Sht!!!
Everyone: o.o
K: Oops...
M&B: Heeeeeey Kiaba!!!
Kiaba: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! tries to run, but slips on spilt coffee
A: Now...
YA: Now, It's time for the disclaimer... Amanda doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Wal-Mart,
and now a floppy drive...
A: WHAT DID YOU DO!?! hysterical
YA: Not me, for once... Your sister...
A: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
can tell something bad happened from just hearing about her sister
YA: Got a floppy stuck in the drive and even though the big piece is out, it still
doesn't work...
A: That Noroi Baka Damu ama wa! Shimatta tame Naraku!
Everyone: 0.0
YA: Now she's really mad... She's speaking in Japanese...
K: looking beat up with a Japanese to English dictionary in hand You can't say
almost all of those words...
A: Shi'ne Kiisama!!! charges at Kiaba
YA: Well, here's chapter three... a loud crash comes from behind If you really
want to know what Amanda said, then look it up, cuz I'm not repeating it.
"Everyone, come quick! It's Bakura..." Before Mokuba could finish his
sentence, Yami heard screaming and yelling coming from the general direction that
Bakura had gone. People were either screaming 'HELP' or 'SAVE ME,' but it was one
or the other.
Mokuba looked behind him and then turned back around. "Hurry up, before
it's too late!" Then he ran back the way he came, into the pandemonium Bakura left
in his wake.
Yami looked around and sighed. Marik was not going to like it, but Joey and
Tristan were, well... Joey and Tristan, so Marik would have to help him. "Hurry up,
Marik. Who knows what Bakura will do." He knew it was Bakura and Bakura alone
because Ryou and Yugi have never done anything like this before.
"Pharaoh, is that a cry for help I hear?" Marik asked innocently.
"No, Assassin, it is a command. Now you will cooperate with me or I'll send
your mind to the shadows."
Marik raised an eye with skepticism and said, "You don't have the guts to do
it." He followed a step behind muttering something about wanting to see Bakura's
destruction path. Yami and Mokuba were in the lead followed closely by Marik,
Tristan and Joey.
"Mokuba, what's wrong? What happened to Yugi and Ryou?"
"Talk... later.." Mokuba said over his shoulder.
After ten minutes Mokuba slowed to a halt at a small convenience store.
"He's in there," he gasped.
Yami walked through the automatic doors and took in the scene. He could
definitely tell that Bakura had been there, but he wasn't there anymore. "What
happened?" Yami asked in shock. The store was literally torn apart. There were
boxes everywhere labeled 'Coffee' or 'Cappichino.' The coffee pots were empty and
the coffee cake was all gone. All of the bottles of Starbucks frappichinos were
drained. The plastic containers of coffee with brands like Maxwell or Foldgers
were all opened, not a single bean of coffee remained anywhere.
Yami carefully picked his way through the coffee debris to the terrorized
cashier. The cashier was mumbling something. "Kagai..." Then he pointed to the
cappichino machine.
Yami was trying to stay calm and figure something out when Marik reached
over the counter and grabbed the cashier by his collar. "Where is the Tomb Rob..
eh.. the person who drank all of your coffee?"
The cashier frantically pointed at the back door and then tried to pry
Marik's hand off of his neck.
"Thanks," Joey said, taking the lead.
Once outside they noticed spilled coffee beans and discarded cups
everywhere. They followed the trail which led them from one gas station to
another. Every single one looked the same as the last, a disaster area.
"Wow, how could he eat dry coffee beans?" Joey asked.
"Don't be stupid Wheeler, He made his own coffee, look."
"Darn, I thought we lost you Kaiba."
"Well then you thought wrong Wheeler, like always, but I'm surprised that
you can think at all."
"Not now Kaiba," Yami said, "We've got to find Bakura."
"Oh yes, the coffee freak, let's go find him!" he said with mock eagerness.
They followed the coffee trail, eyes glued to it, and stopped. Then they
lifted their eyes to see a gigantic sign that read 'Wal-Mart'. Joey said, "Wal-Mart,
it must be a place where they sell walls."
"Wheeler You idiot! They sell everything there."
"Even coffee?" Yami asked with a grim expression on his face.
"Are you deaf Pharaoh? When he said everything he meant everything!"
"No Marik, I'm not... it's just I'm trying not to think of what will happen if
Bakura finds the coffee isle."
Screams were again heard. "Sounds like it's too late, "Joey said.
Yami went up to the door and it slid open. Everyone ran inside, except for
Marik who was marveling at the power that opened the door for him.
"Come on Marik! We ain't got all day!" Joey yelled.
"Wheeler, you're an idiot..."
"At least I'm not a dog..."
"...Mutt." Kiaba finished his sentence.
"Oh." Was all Joey could say.
Yami ran through the food section looking for the coffee isle. He didn't have
to look long.
In isle six there was a lot of yelling and the aroma of coffee in the air.
Yami stopped at the beginning of the isle. Coffee was all over the place and
in the center of all the mess was Bakura. He had a shopping cart right next to him
with coffee in it. Bakura would open up a bag of coffee, taste it, and either put it in
the cart or throw it behind him at the angry Wal-Mart employees.
Bakura's hair now had many shades of brown in it, and so did the rest of him.
Bakura didn't notice Yami and Yami was wondering what happened to Yugi and Ryou
when Bakura suddenly started to push the cart at an alarming speed.
Yami was debating whether he should follow him or not when everyone else
appeared.
"What happened to you Pharaoh?" Marik asked. Yami was wondering what
Marik meant when he glanced down at his clothes. He was covered in brown coffee
powder.
Yami couldn't do anything about his clothes because Bakura was starting to
run away. "After him before he causes any more damage!" Yami yelled. And so they
were all running when Yami saw Yugi, Ryou and Mokuba all tied up in a garden hose.
"Yami, Bakura has gone crazy! He was filling up the display pool with water
when we tried to stop him! Then he tied us up." Yugi told Yami.
"Yeah! He's in the outdoor section. Hurry up and get him!" Ryou yelled.
"Don't worry about us Seto, we'll be okay," Mokuba told his older brother,
"Just stop that maniac!"
"Right!" Joey said, taking the lead, but when he started to go down the
automotive section Kiaba took over saying, "I thought dogs had a better sense of
direction than that."
"Buzz off!"
"Is that all you can say boy?"
"Kiaba, Joey, if Bakura gets away I'll let Marik have some fun with you."
Joey shut up immediately, but Kaiba said, "I'm not scared of your little
threat." Yami noticed that he was quiet afterwards.
Kiaba stopped suddenly, causing Yami to almost run into him.
"What's wrong Kiaba?"
Kiaba stepped aside to reveal that all the signs pointing to where the
outdoor section was had been tampered with. Some signs pointed up and Joey said,
"Maybe it's on the top floor."
"Mutt, There's only one level to this store, or have you noticed yet?"
"I.. umm.... no comment."
"That's what I thought." Kiaba said with a smirk.
"I bet Tea would know where it is," Yami said, remembering numerous times
at the mall where he would have been lost without her.
"To bad she's not here..."
"Don't Jinx it," Kiaba muttered.
"Hey guys! Are we too late?"
"Oh goody, you jinxed it!"
"Yugi? Ryou? How did you get loose?" Yami asked.
"Tea was shopping for a new sprinkler when she saw us. She untied us and
here we are." It was Mokuba who explained.
"Come on guys, follow me!" Tea said.
End
Yasha: anywho… I was really hoping for more reviews… but thanks who did review:
Yume Yuumi 13: Well I have spelling issues, but fear not! On the auto format I made it so that every time I spell Kaiba's name wrong, It'll switch the two letters around. I'm not going to fix the other chapters yet cause I'm lazy and don't wanna.
Yasha: When I was beginning this story I was Amanda, now I'm Yasha...
YY: Yep. By the way... what's up with Kiaba/Kaiba?
Y: o.0? Oops, did I do that?
YY: Yep... It's sad.
Y: Well, I hate typing so I'm not changing it at this moment. Sry if this chappie was too short for your liking, but I have school to balance with working on stories and chores so... DEAL WITH IT! - -- I'm not a miracle worker you know
YY: As she said before she's a blockhead...
Y: Ahem! glaresYY: I mean has writer's block and ends up starting new stories.
Y: right now I have about seven stories to work on and update, I'll post as many as I
can and then delete the ones that don't get enough feedback from people, meaning
reviews.
YY: Just to warn you, the next few chapters will probably end up short too.
Y: cowers from readers don't hurt me, it's not my fault... well, maybe it is, but
don't hurt me!
YY: Rolls eyes Pathetic!
Y: I need ideas... anything...
YY: Coffee?
Y: o.0? Well... not for you!
Bakura: It'smycoffeeAllminenotyoursMineminemineminemineminemineminemine
minemineminemineminemineminemineminemine! (Translation:It's-my-coffee! All-
mine-not-yours! Mine-mine-mine-mine-mine-mine-mine-mine-mine-mine-mine-mine-
mine-mine-mine-mine-mine-mine-mine!)
Y: smacks head Why me?!?
Ryou: R&R!
YY: But before you do that... here's the list of things you I wish you wouldn't totally tear me up about.
OOC
Misspellings
Bad language
Author's notes being annoying
Author's notes taking up too much space
Too short of stories (I already apologized, what more do you want?)
Joey, Kaiba and Tea Bashing
Messed up plots, story lines or anything of the sort
Y: I think that's about it. The whole point of reviewing is to give people constructive
criticism and to give them hints for fixing things they need help with, not tearing
them up about everything. I appreciate all of your time reading my psychotic
stories, but the saying goes 'If you can't say something nice, then don't say anything
at all.'