Yasha: Hehe " I'm back... seeing as how I found old chapters for this story, I decided to post them, despite all of the mistakes and stuff...and just so I don't have to change things. Hope they tide u over while I work on more

YY: WhaT! Is that it? No big long introduction? No flamethrowers or squeaky hammers?

Y: The gang got mad that I wasn't paying them enough...well, that I wasn't paying them at all, so today we're a duo. mutters until I find out where they're hiding...

YY: disbelieving nothing else? .. U sure?

Y: Yep...well, there is one more thing…

YY: 

Y: Any time now…

Whistling sound.

YY: looks up

CRASH!

Y: The disclaimer.

YY: OO

Disclaimer: Yasha doesn't own Yu-Gi-oh, Starbucks, Wal-Mart or Scooby-Doo.

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"Come on guys, follow me!" Tea said. She got a running start leaving the others struggling just to catch up with her. Dodging around the normal customers who were actually shopping, she rounded a corner and disappeared with Yami not too far behind.

When Yami himself got around the corner he was puzzled, Tea was just standing there as if frozen to the place she was standing. He took a few steps to the right and saw what had caught her attention.

Filled as full as it could get, the enormous display pool looked like a scean from a war. Coffee cans were scattered everywhere, the all of the contents now in the pool, along with dozens of instant coffee packets floating about. As if the water wasn't brown enough, there was Bakura pouring yet another bag of gourmet coffee in.

Just then Joey came upon the sight. "Whoa! It's like the Boston Tea Party!" He exclaimed.

"Wheeler… Tea party… TEA PARTY! This is coffee, two totally different things!"

"Yeah…but they both come in those baggy packet things…"

Yami spoke up, trying to be heard over the other conversation going on, "Marik, now would be an opportune time to use that Millennium rod of yours…Marik?"

There was no reply. Marik wasn't there.

"Hmm, I wonder where he went to?" Tea asked, confused since she was at the exit and nobody had walked past her.

"Who cares so long as we stop Bakura!" Joey announced, trying to be inconspicuous about sneaking up on Bakura and failing miserably.

Yami came to announce what they didn't want to hear. "We still need the assassin…" There were some groans at the thought of having to search for another missing person. "No no no, hear me out. We'll need him to subdue Bakura with that rod of his." Joey snickered at this statement. "So it's imperative that we…"

"Um… Yami?" Yugi piped up.

"Yes Aibou?"

"Maybe we should join again… a lot of people are staring…"

"Hmm, I suppose you're right, no need to draw any unneeded attention."

(What they didn't know was all security cameras were focused on them and playing the odd footage on all of the TVs in the electronics department.)

After a bright flash of light, there stood one of them instead of two, further confusing any onlookers as to what was going on.

Kaiba, a bit confused himself, asked "So which one are you now?"

"This is Yami, can't you tell? He has higher cheek bones and his face is more angular, also his hair sticks up higher and has more highlights. Don't forget to look deep into his eyes, they're meaner looking and squinty-like, definitely not the sweet innocent Yugi's eyes. Also his voice is deeper and he's four inches taller." Joey finished describing Yami with a big smile on his face, happy to have proven his point.

Yami and Kaiba eyed Joey for a moment, neither blinking. Then, with synchronized shudders, they went back to the task at hand, completely erasing from their minds what they just heard. Joey, not realizing how creepy and stalker-like he just sounded, continued to stand their with a goofy grin plastered on his face.

Joey then bounced over to Yami and put his arm on Yam's shoulder. Yami growled Joey took a few steps back, not understanding what was wrong.

"Nice going Wheeler." Kaiba remarked, "If you wish to live, I suggest giving Yami some room and quite acting like you're stalking him."

"Stalking…?" Joey had a puzzled look on his face. "Yugi wouldn't hurt me."

"Yeah Wheeler, you had the guy's measurements! That's beside the point, you said he was Yami at the moment."

Yami spoke up, "Quite wasting time, we still have to find Marik."

Mokuba suggested splitting up to cover more ground, and since nobody had any better ideas, that's what they did. The whole outdoor section was searched. Everywhere! (Everywhere means everywhere, remember? Joey even searched under flower pots.)

The search had been going on for a few minutes when finally Tea called out from somewhere behind the display pool. "Hey guys! I think I found something…" And as an afterthought she added, "and it doesn't look too good."

You asked, "What is it Tea? Did you find M…" He halted in his tracks. She had indeed found Marik, along with Bakura. They had one end of a hose thrown over the edge of the pool, using the other end to suck coffee out of like one gigantic straw. With the solemnity on would feel at a ceremony of great importance, they passed their giant improvised straw back and forth like a peace pipe, taking a long draw on it then, careful not to spill a drop, giving it to the other. It was the absurdity of it all that froze time for a few moments while the pursuers stared disbelieving at the ones they searched for.

Kaiba was the first to regain his senses. "What on Earth is going on here!" He demanded.

"Coffee." Bakura said.

"Coffee." Marik replied in agreeing tones.

Frustrated, Kaiba tried yet again to make logic out of what he was seeing. "Yes, I can see that, but what are you doing with that hose?"

"Straw." They said in unison.

"Yeah Kaiba, I would've thought you'd catch that."

"Shut-up Wheeler." Kaiba stalked off, not wanting to have anything to do with them at that present time.

It was then that Yami tried reasoning with the two coffee influenced Yamis. Using his marvelous diplomacy, he said, "Give me the hose…"

"NO!" Yelled Marik while Bakura screamed "NEVER!" They then proceeded to attempt to drink the hundreds of gallons left in the pool, using all the energy gained from over a dozen cups of coffee to fend off those who'd try to take their precious supply away from them.

While the mad scramble for the supply commenced, Kaiba was having some issues of his own…

"Kaiba? Seto Kaiba?"

"Yes? What is it, brat?" He asked while looking down at the half-pint puny blue-haired kid that was addressing him. "Can't you tell that I'm a busy person?"

"Good, I was hoping it was you. I knew a tall cruel and ugly genius such as yourself wouldn't be too hard here to find in Domino City, but at a Wal-Mart? I thought CEOs of big corporations had more class than that. But just when I cease my searching for you, there you are and…"

Kaiba yawned and asked, "Is there a point to your ranting?"

"It's time to duel Seto Kaiba!"

"Oh please, why would I waste my valuable time dueling an in-experienced kindergartener like you? Time is money you know." When the kid didn't reply, Kaiba spun around quickly, making his exit as well as 'accidentally' knocking the kid into the pool when his coat tails flared out.

"You'll be sorry! I'm Noah K…." His sentence ended in a lot of gurgling and sputtering. The Yamis liked their coffee strong.

Getting a bit frustrated at the total pointlessness of it all, Kaiba yelled, "Hurry up and grab them! I don't want to be associated with these losers that shop here!"

"Hey!" cried Tea, "I shop here."

"Oh, I'm so sorry Tea, everyone but you who shops here."

Then Joey put his .3 cents in and said , "When he says everybody he means everybody ."

"Thanks a lot Joey." Tea said, using sarcasm as well.

"No problem, glad I could help."

"Thank-you."

"No, thank you."

"…"

Yami then joined in the conversation (unfortunately this means Bakura and Marik were left alone) "What is that kid doing swimming in coffee?"

All eyes turned to look at Kaiba.

"He fell…"

"Yes Kaiba?"

"Over the side…"

"How?"

"He got pushed…"

"Yes?"

"By Him!" Kaiba declared, pointing a finger at Joey.

"Hey! That's not fair, I've been right here the whole time!"

"He did it! He did it!" Kaiba was speaking a bit out of character, he actually sounded excited.

"Kaiba, what's wrong?"

"Look!" Exclaimed Tea, pointing to Kaiba's face.

"I know he's ugly, but sheesh Tea…"

"No Joey, by his mouth, a few drops of coffee…"

"Oh no! It must have splashed up from the pool when that kid 'accidentally' fell in. "Quick, hold him down! Maybe he won't be affected, and if he is, it was only a few drops, so the effects shouldn't last long."

Joey and Tea grabbed Kaiba's legs while Yami was pinning his arms to the ground. After a few seconds Kaiba snapped, 'What in the name of Obelisk are you doing?" A vein bulged out of the side of his head that Joey poked. Mokuba, seeing his big brother mad, ran and hid. "GET OFF ME BEFORE YOU WRINKLE MY $400 COAT!"

"Does this mean he's back to normal?" Joey asked, sounding a bit disappointed.

"Yes it does. Now get off of me before I grab Marik's rod and banish you all to the shadow realm!"

In the background following after that statement they could hear Marik yell, "It's MINE! ALL MINE!"

"You can't do that," said Joey, unperturbed.

"You forget that that Isis person, whoever that crazy chic was, said I was connected to Ancient Rome…"

"It's Egypt."

"Whatever, like I care. It's one of those boring old places that they talk about in museums."

"Egypt is cool!"

"Whatever floats your boat."

"Egypt isn't just cool, It's awesome! Have you forgotten that that's where duel monsters was created? Egyptian God cards, hellooooooo. And…"

"Okay Joey, While I appreciate your enthusiasm about my homeland, it'd be in all of our best interests to catch the renegade Yamis before it's too…"

CRASH!

"…Late. Come on!"

They ran back to the spot where they last had a visual on the Yamis. They were gone, but there were two holes in the wall, outlines of the two Yamis.

:this isn't some Scooby-Doo show!" Joey said, referring to the holes in the wall.

"Do you like Scooby-Doo?" kaiba asked.

"Yeah, Scooby-Doo is my role model."

"Hence the name Mutt."

"Hey!"

"Let me guess, you wanna be just like you role model, right? A rocking rog?" Kaiba asked, imitating Scooby.

"Well…umm…"

"Well congratulations, you've almost reached your goal. You're almost as smart as Scooby-Doo."

"Really?" Joey asked, not believing what he was hearing.

"Joey, he's insu…" Yami began to say, but Kaiba continued.

"Yeah Wheeler, you almost have the intelligence of a cartoon talking dog."

"Finally, my dream is coming true." Joey said, getting teary-eyed. Then it dawned on him that what Kaiba said was actually insulting. "HEY! You weren't being nice at all, were you?"

"Well, technically I'm not insulting you because it was you wish,"

'Everything is technical with you, so here! Let me show you some technical difficulties!" Then, without any warning, Joey took a swing at Kaiba's head.

Kaiba easily ducked, but then both Yami and Yugi stood blocking his way from returning the attempted punch.

"Uh guys, they went through a wall… I think we're in serious trouble…"

End

Y: Well, this chappie was almost exactly typed as I found it, besides the majority of the spelling mistakes.

YA: oh, so that's why it was lame.

Y: Blame my past self :P see ya ppls later, R&R plz