"So, let me get this straight," Gaston said loudly, "Is that lady screwing her friend?"
"Gaston!" Gali chided, "Be quiet. This is a movie theater."
"Yes, I understand that, but I don't see why I have to be quiet." They were sitting in the middle of the film Cache, which, to Gaston and Gali's luck, had French dialogue and English subtitles. Several movie-goers were giving them dirty looks as Gaston again interrupted the film with commentary. He took another look at the woman on screen. "She's pretty. I'd have sex with her, too." Gali's jaw dropped.
"Pig!" she snapped.
"Hey!" snapped a patron, "I paid a good eight dollars for this, so shut your mouth. And you're in America! Speak English!" Gaston responded by telling him something he could do with his mother. Luckily, neither side understood what the other was saying, although both could pick up on the latent hostility. Gali touched Gaston's shoulder, attempting to hold him in his seat.
At that point in time, the man onscreen pulled out a knife and slit his own throat. Various exclamations of "Oh my God!" "What was that?" "Oh man!" and other similar thoughts went through the theater. Gaston's eyes opened wide.
Although he was shocked as well, Gaston decided this was a perfect opportunity to show his spitting ability. He crammed a piece of popcorn in his mouth and reeled back, firing it directly at one of the onscreen extras.
"It's him again!" screamed the angry patron from before.
"Gaston," hissed Gali, "Let's get out of here!" She grabbed a hold of Gaston's arm and pulled him out the emergency exit, stream-lining down Market Street and then down a set of stairs leading to the subway. Panting, she pointed at Gaston and wagged her finger.
"You should have let me stick around," Gaston whined, "I could've fought him!"
"I wasn't worried about YOU," snapped Gali, "Now you need to learn how to behave in polite company. The entire world's not a tavern, Gaston!" She shook her head. "Until then, let's head to the most uncivilized place I know of."
"Which is?"
"Clearview High School."