Chris: Last time on Total Drama Domination…
*the camera shows the cast running through the woods*
...our campers were put through a repeat of the Big Sleep challenge!
*the camera shows Chad, and then Laurie finding their respective idols*
Don: Some were lucky enough to find idols!
*the camera shows Izzy falling asleep after doing cartwheels around Josee*
Chris: In the end, Josee won it for the Zesty Zebras!
*the camera shows Duncan's reaction to his elimination*
Don: And it was Duncan who got blasted!
*the camera cuts to present day*
Chris: Who will join the night sky population next? Find out right now, right here, on Total, Drama, Domination!
*cue intro*
It was another peaceful morning. This time, Chris decided to let the cast wake themselves up...at a cost.
"Let's see what these guys are up to…" he said. He was sitting across twenty screens, one for each room.
ZEBRAS - ROOM #1 (GIRLS)
Kitty took a "morning selfie" with her roommates, with Emma rolling her eyes.
"Boring," said Chris. He pressed a button.
ZEBRAS - ROOM #2 (GIRLS)
Heather was pulling on Dakota's hair on the ground, while Taylor and Stephanie scratched and clawed at each other. Courtney, Spud, and Anne Maria watched embarrassed, intently, and while spraying her hair respectively.
"Not surprised Spud hasn't lost his virginity yet," said Chris.
ZEBRAS - ROOM #3 (GIRLS)
Jo was creeped out at the sight of MacArthur and Josee squirming around together in the same bed.
"That's...interesting," said Chris.
ZEBRAS - ROOM #4 (GIRLS)
Mary and Scarlett were going at it on one of the beds. Chris' eyes widened.
"Woah woah! I thought the no co-ed rule would prevent that!" He then grinned slyly. "Although, I'll keep watching because they at least took their glasses off."
ZEBRAS - ROOM #5 (GIRLS)
An angry Sugar started to advance towards Tammy. "What have you been doing to my wizard?" she demanded. A confused Tammy raised an eyebrow.
"Ooh, more drama! I love it!"
ZEBRAS - ROOM #1 (BOYS)
Ernesto was giving a speech to his roommates, with Dwayne's hands on Junior's shoulders. Junior gave a deadpan stare towards the camera.
"Meh…" said Chris.
ZEBRAS - ROOM #2 (BOYS)
"Up and at 'em, soldiers!" cried Brick. He jumped from his bed, only to bash his head against the ceiling, which interrupted his jump. Tyler cringed while Lightning laughed. Jacques crossed his arms, looked up, and shook his head.
"Nice. If only we could see more of that," said Chris.
ZEBRAS - ROOM #3 (BOYS)
Beardo was showing off more of his sound effects. When Lorenzo asked him what made him do that, Beardo froze up.
"Something wrong, dude?" asked Chet.
Beardo sighed. "I...am nervous talking…to other people...Because of this...I make...sound effects."
The stepbrothers paused. "That...was AWESOME! You don't need to be nervous around us, man!" said Lorenzo. Beardo winked at the camera, making a ding noise as he did so.
"Aw, sweet story," said Chris uncaringly.
ZEBRAS - ROOM #4 (BOYS)
Scott and JD were talking to each other, Geoff and Brody were talking to each other, and Cody and Trent were talking to each other.
"Nothing, really?" said Chris.
ZEBRAS - ROOM #5 (BOYS)
Jay just sat there, looking at Sam playing a game on his GameBoy, Rodney daydreaming, and Leonard reading a book of spells.
"Boring! Although it does look like someone is suffering," said Chris. He then went outside to see Shawn still sitting on a tree branch. Good to see he hasn't been eaten by zombies, Chris thought to himself before going back into the staff tent.
RHINOCERI - ROOM #1 (GIRLS)
Crimson and Gwen were having an emotionless conversation only goths have, while the rest of the occupants were all talking together.
"Man, is it that hard for drama to occur?!" he demanded.
RHINOCERI - ROOM #2 (GIRLS)
"No way! Check this out!" Sierra discovered the video Cody had taken on her phone in the last challenge. Her roommates came over to where she was, and she hit the play button.
"BOY, YOU WANNA SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE, BITCH?!" JD's voice roared through the phone. Sierra's eyes widened as her roommates watched eagerly. When the video reaches the point where Duncan gets a flag shoved up his ass, Sierra gasped in (happy) surprise, and she joined her teammates in laughing at their former teammate's misfortune.
"OMG, that was so funny lmao!" said Sierra. "I wonder who took that video, though."
"Oh, that um...I'm blanking on his name," said Lindsay.
"Cody?" asked Abby.
"Ohhh...yeah!"
"Eeee!" Sierra squealed. "Relationship goals!"
Chris wiped a tear from his eye. "That was a classic!" he said.
RHINOCERI - ROOM #3 (GIRLS)
Literally nothing of note was happening in this room. Chris groaned, then proceeded to the next room.
RHINOCERI - ROOM #4 (GIRLS)
On one side, Ellody was talking to Taylor about how Mary has been hanging out with Scarlett rather than her, and what might have caused this.
On the other side, Laurie showed Miles and Dawn the Chef idol she found.
"Oh, I wish I was there with you to see it!" said Miles.
"If only someone's brown aura didn't make us leave," said Dawn, shuddering at what made her and the majority of the cast leave in the last challenge.
"Ohh...kay…" said a creeped out Chris. He faced the camera. "My mind isn't that dirty, is it?"
Yes, it certainly is.
RHINOCERI - ROOM #5 (GIRLS)
Amy and Blaineley were grabbing each other's hair.
"I'm prettier than you!" said Amy.
"I'm the former Celebrity Manhunt host!" said Blaineley.
"Emphasis on former," Amy snarked with a smirk. Blaineley proceeded to pin the twin down the older twin.
"You wanna do this shit to me?!" roared Blaineley.
"I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but Samey is prettier than you." Amy then looked at the camera. "Don't tell her I said that!"
"Oh, I most certainly will!" beamed Chris.
RHINOCERI - ROOM #1 (BOYS)
The gang was watching the first season of The Big Bang Theory on a flat-screen TV B had smuggled in. They were happy Duncan had been eliminated.
"Ick. Nerds," said Chris.
RHINOCERI - ROOM #2 (BOYS)
Outside of Rock doing air guitar while listening to music, Tom updating his fashion blog on his laptop, and Owen and Noah talking about their time on the show so far, not a lot was going on. Chris yawned and turned to the next screen.
RHINOCERI - ROOM #3 (BOYS)
Justin was glancing at Ryan, who noticed. "Is there something wrong, bro?" he asked.
"Yeah, have I gone ugly? Because in the first challenge, the sharks fell for your charm, but they didn't fall for mine."
"Well, I wouldn't say you're ugly, I just recommend you work out more and you'll get what I have."
Justin looked a bit uneasy. "Uhh, yeah. Sure. Sorry about my jealousy; I'm not used to being jealous."
"That's alright, bro!" He fistbumped with Justin. Topher watched the whole thing.
CONFESSIONAL: How many letters are in that long-ass word everyone loves saying? [1]
"Looks like they're both unprepared for the Topher experience!" said Topher.
*STATIC*
"Ah Topher. Conceited as always," said Chris.
RHINOCERI - ROOM #4 (BOYS)
Dave and Ezekiel sat on their beds. "Any luck yet, eh?" asked the homeschooler.
"I'm gonna wait a little bit. Don't want to rush things quite yet," answered the tan-skinned boy.
"Huh, wonder how Keith will react when he hears this," said Chris.
RHINOCERI - ROOM #5 (BOYS)
"Shame that kid played that awful music; I heard they told a thousand and one jokes that scared a lot of them off!" said Pete.
"It is our forte, well, besides tennis obviously. And finding sponsorships," said Gerry. The two proceeded to share a laugh.
"Ah, buying that book was the best decision I've ever made," said Chris. He then started thinking. "Well, one of the best!" He started laughing.
MESS HALL
The campers sat at their respective tables, while the staff stood in front of them.
"Gooooooooooood morning campers!" said Chris in a singsong voice. No one answered back. "Seriously, no one? Let's try that again! Goooooood morning, campers!"
Some unenthusiastic "good morning, Chris"es were heard. Chris was not amused. "God damn, it's like talking to zombies."
"*gasp* Zombies?! Where?!" Shawn panicked.
Chris groaned. "Now we're gonna try this ONE more time! Good morning, campers!"
"Good morning, Chris!" Everyone finally answered with Chris' always-high level of enthusiasm.
"Good!" said Chris. "Anyways, I decided to check on you guys this morning. Seeing what you were up to in your rooms." He looked at Spud. "Spud, thank you for not losing your virginity." Spud stared at him blankly. He then glared at Mary and Scarlett. "And no thanks you two for losing your virginities!" The two female nerds looked a bit embarrassed. "I was hoping the no co-ed rule we've always used on this island would stop that! Also Samey." This struck a nerve with Sammy. "Your own sister said you're prettier than Blaineley." Sammy gasped in delight. Amy looked horrified. "And Keith, Dave's interested in your ex." Sky could barely contain her excitement, while Keith glared at Dave and yelled, "ah hell nah!" Dave gulped. Of course it's not going to be so easy; when is it ever going to be this easy? thought Dave.
"Anyways campers, meet me at the gymnasium outside in five!" said Don. Noah immediately went wide-eyed. He knew what challenge was coming up next.
GYMNASIUM
The cast was gathered inside the plexiglass gymnasium.
"For those of you who were here for this challenge in season one, yes, this is the dodgeball challenge," said Chris. "I expect you all know the rules of dodgeball, so I'm not gonna bother explaining the rules."
"Since there are 44 people on each team, we will be playing 8 rounds of 5, with 4 people sitting out," said Don. "Rhinoceri, who's sitting out?"
"I don't really want to play this...dangerous game," said Mickey.
"Wimp," said Eva.
"Who else?" asked Don.
"I can't bring myself to hurt someone!" said Ella.
"Two more," said Don. "Anyone?" No one raised their hands. "I love your willingness to participate. But I'm sorry. Let's choose two in the most humane way possible. He then proceeded to do eenie meenie miney mo, starting on opposite sides. When he said "it," he was pointing at Abby and Katie. "Ladies, if you please." The two girls, although a bit disappointed they didn't get to play, complied and joined Mickey and Ella on the bench.
"Zebras, who are you sitting out?"
"I don't want to be afraid of dodgeballs now, too," said Jay.
"Junior, I want you to sit this one out, too. This is a 'big boy' sport," said Dwayne.
"Dad, I've played dodgeball before in school," the young teenager said.
"Now son, I know my best interests." Junior sighed and took his seat on the bench.
"Not interested," said Anne Maria, who went to the bench and immediately started spraying her hair.
"Alright, we need one more," said Chris. When no one else volunteered, Chris came up with his idea of settling who didn't play. "Rather than do what he did," pointing his head towards Don, who glared in response, we'll take a vote. "Who do you want to sit out?" Pretty much everyone on the team said Tyler right away. "Hey, what gives?!"
"No offense, but you kinda suck at this game," said Bridgette. A montage of Tyler's poor performances in the challenge's first use played. Tyler then sighed and made his way to the bench.
"Okay," said Chris. "Teams, decide on five people to send out on the court!"
ZEBRAS
"Obviously I'm going up," said Jo cockily.
"Sign Lightning up!"
"It would be an honor for me to participate as well," said Brick.
Jo sighed. "Fine, but only because you have to go at some point."
"Me and Josee can go," said Jacques. Josee nodded.
"Then let's go!" said Jo as the five of them made it onto the court.
RHINOCERI
"Who else is going, besides me?" asked Eva.
"I'm ready to rock this thing!" said Rock, who started doing air guitar.
"Time for evil to prosper!" said Max.
"I'll go," said Sky.
"I guess I'll go too," said Dave. Sky smiled when he said this.
"Alright, let's do this!" said Eva.
The five members of each team took their places on the court. Chef blew the whistle, signifying the start of the match. Eva quickly took out Brick and Lightning with one ball, while Josee took Max out, and Jacques took Rock out. Eva threw a ball at Jo, while Sky and Dave were taken out by Josee and Jacques respectively.
"She's outnumbered, Jacques! We got this!" said Josee cockily. As if on cue, Eva took her out. Jacques facepalmed. He threw a ball at Eva, but she caught it, giving the Rhinoceri their first point. Eva just said "it was nothing, it was nothing" as she walked back to her team. Josee had something to say to Jacques.
"You! You cost us our first point!"
"Josee! We are still in this! If anything, you owe responsibility, too; you got too cocky and you jinxed us!"
"Oh, fuck off!" said Josee, who walked away from a displeased Jacques.
CONFESSIONAL: Sheesh, what a sore loser.
Jacques sighed. "I don't know what it has to take to get Josee to cooperate," he said. "She seems to be getting more and more obsessed with being first in something! I hope she doesn't end up the new Trent!" He then smiled slyly. "She wouldn't be the first to act like that now, would she?"
*STATIC*
"Time for round two!" said Don. "Pick five new people on each team!"
Tom, Veronica, Cameron, Harold, and B volunteered for the Rhinoceri, while Ernesto, Courtney, Bridgette, Geoff, and Brody all went for the Zebras. Chef blew the whistle to start the round. Ernesto proceeded to drop his ball and kick it like a soccer ball, taking Cameron out.
"That is not how you play dodgeball!" yelled Chad from the sidelines.
"Hey, we never said he couldn't do that," said Chris nonchalantly.
Tom proceeded to take Bridgette out, only for a provoked Geoff to take him out right after. He hi-fived Brody after this. The Rhinoceri looked at the Zebras for a second, then Harold and B decided to call for a timeout.
"You've got one minute," said Don.
As the trio made it off the court, B pulled out a calculator. He was calculating the angle and velocity they needed to throw their balls. He then showed his two teammates his calculations for both.
"Sweet! Let's go!" said Harold, and the three made their way back onto the court. The three threw their balls at the four Zebras, only for them to sidestep, and the balls' velocities were strong enough to rebound back to the Rhinoceri and take them out. Chef blew the whistle to end the round.
"Where did we go wrong?" asked Harold.
Chad piped up. "Ever thought of, you know, curving the ball?" B slapped his forehead, completely dumbfounded he had not considered that. Harold glared at Chad, who just smiled smugly.
CONFESSIONAL: What do you think of Chad? Does he make you glad? Mad? Sad? Feel bad? Make you want to kick him in the nads?
Veronica: I'm just glad I never had to hit Ernesto. *she swoons*
*STATIC*
"We are tied one point apiece!" said Chris. "Send out five more people to join!"
Chad, after witnessing B's miscalculation, immediately volunteered. Amy, Sammy, Leshawna, and Blaineley went up as well. Cody went up because he wanted to put Chad's douchebaggery right where his mouth was, and Rodney, Trent, Shawn, and JD went up as well. Chef blew the whistle to start the match. Rodney threw a ball with all his strength. Unfortunately, his muscles caused the ball to be macerated with excess power, and it smashed a hole in the wall where it made contact.
"AW, DUDE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT SHIT COST?!" said Chris in an outrage.
"Uh...sorry," was all Rodney could say.
Amy threw a ball at the big country boy, but missed. Sammy then threw one and it hit him square in the face, giving the boy a nosebleed.
"Medic!" said Don. Everyone looked at Chef. "Are you kidding me? I'm a referee! I've got too many things going on!"
"Allow me to do it, boy," said Jordan, who escorted Rodney and put a tissue up both of his nostrils.
"Wow Samey, I didn't know you were capable of actually hurting someone! Way to go!" said Amy. Sammy smiled again, causing Amy to realize what she just said.
Amy threw a ball at JD, and this time, she succeeded. "That's for your awful fashion tastes!" she spat. An infuriated JD picked up a ball and threw it at the mean twin, getting her out as well.
"What the heck?! I just got him out!"
"As long as the person is still on the court, it still counts," said Chris. The camera revealed JD was still three inches away from having completely stepped off the court.
"Ugh, this is such bullshit!" cried Amy. JD smirked at her as they joined their respective teams off the court. Trent proceeded to take Blaineley out, only to be taken out by Sammy. Shawn took out Leshawna. Chad now faced Cody and Shawn.
"Watch this," Cody told Shawn. He immediately rubbed his ball against his shirt (like he did in TDI), and threw it at Chad in hopes of it chasing him around. Unfortunately, Chad knew where this was going, and he caught the ball immediately. "Ever consider that I would actually, you know...catch the ball?" Cody groaned in exasperation as he went off the court.
CONFESSIONAL: Why did DJ and Katie not catch the balls thrown at them when Cody did it in the first season?
"To answer your question, they never considered catching the ball in the heat of the moment," said Chad. He then beamed. "The stupidity of homo sapiens never ceases to amaze me."
*STATIC*
Shawn proceeded to scoop up five balls and throw them one after another at Chad. Chad however, stepped out of the way. However, the whistle still blew.
"Out of bounds!" said Chef, pointing at Chad. The new nerd looked down to see he had just stepped off the court. "Oh...hello," he said awkwardly. The Zebras started to cheer for Shawn as he made his way back towards them.
"2-1, Zebras!" said Don. "Pick five new people!"
"Allow me to experience the game of dodgeball!" said Leonard.
"Wizard says, Sugar does!" announced Sugar, following the confused and slightly irritated wizard. A cross Tammy followed them. "Hey, find someone else to co-op with," she warned the southern girl, who just sneered in response.
"Uhhh, is it my turn yet?" asked Spud, stupid as ever.
"Uhhh...yes! It's time to go!" said Alejandro, trying to hide how annoyed he was. "Look, I'll go with you!"
Spud stared at him blankly. "Okay!" he suddenly said with a smile big enough to creep the third season winner out.
CONFESSIONAL: Why is Spud so stupid? [2]
"The only reason everyone I've talked to has shown no signs of hating me is because they are too foolish to recognize me as a threat for everything I've done in the past," said Alejandro. "That being said, I can just get in good with those who don't know or remember how I was, and eliminate the others to buy me some time! This game will be mine, again!"
*STATIC*
"Get ready for the Topher experience!" said Topher as he ran onto his team's side of the court.
"That shall be my cue to go," said Justin. A wary Ryan joined his new friend.
CONFESSIONAL: "Hello!" - The other side
"Justin seems cool enough, but I hope his jealousy of being upstaged by other contestants doesn't mess him up," said Ryan.
*STATIC*
"Oh, so it looks like all the young, good looking boys are going up," Pete told Gerry.
"Don't mind if we do!" said Gerry. The two shared a laugh as they stepped onto the court as well. Chef blew the whistle to start the round. Alejandro threw his ball at Justin, hitting him square in the face. "Not my moneymaker!" groaned Justin.
Ryan threw a ball at Alejandro, eliminating him out of respect for his friend.
"Termination on contact!" yelled Tammy, who threw a ball at Gerry. Gerry, without batting an eyelid, caught the thrown ball, eliminating the viking cosplayer. "Stupid kids these days and their witchcraft," Gerry said to Pete, and they laughed together again. Pete threw a ball at Leonard, eliminating the wizard cosplayer.
An angry Sugar seethed. "How dare you hurt my wizard!" she cried. She threw a ball at the tennis rivals, but it ended up hitting Topher's hair, eliminating him.
"Aw man, not the hair!" he cried. "And how am I eliminated? It was just my hair, not an actual part of my body!"
"Actually, Topher," said Chris. "Your hair is on your body. So, you're still out!" An angry Topher left the court.
The tennis rivals each picked up a ball and looked at each other.
"Here we are, old chump. We've been wanting to do this for more than forty years," said Gerry.
"And now we are. We're...competing together...to take down another rival," said Pete.
The tennis rivals hurled their balls at Sugar and Spud, both of whom got hit in the stomach. Chef blew the whistle to end the match.
"OK guys, time for round five!" said Don. But then something looked amiss. "Hey Spud! Spu-ud!" Spud stood there with his blank face. Suddenly, he snapped out of it. "Huh? Oh, did I win?"
"No! The tennis rivals got you out!"
"...Oh." The obese rocker joined the sidelines.
"OK campers, we're tied 2-2! You know what to do!"
Mike, Zoey, Ellody, Kelly, and Jasmine went for the Rhinoceri, while Mary, Scarlett, Taylor, Carrie, and Devin went for the Hippos.
CONFESSIONAL: This looks like a totally dramatic round!
Ellody: I want to be able to properly hypothesize what has gotten into Mary!
*STATIC*
Mary: I mean, isn't it already obvious, given how I've been written in this story?
*STATIC*
As soon as Chef blew the whistle, Kelly threw her ball and took out Taylor, who gasped.
CONFESSIONAL: That mother-daughter relationship is rockier than the Rocky Mountains! Rockier than rock n' roll! Rockier than...Rock!
Taylor: My own mother eliminated me?! OH, SHE WILL PAY!
*STATIC*
Kelly was not showing any sympathy. "She's getting too old for me to treat her like the angel she used to be as a baby. She needs to realize this is still a competition."
*STATIC*
Rock: I get the feeling someone made a pun out of me. Oh well, rock on! *does air guitar*
*STATIC*
Scarlett took out Mike. "Oh no. This...means war," said a provoked Zoey, who turned into Commando Zoey. In a fit of rage, she threw a ball at Scarlett, only to hit Devin instead. Zoey suddenly snapped out of it. "Oops! I'm so sorry!"
"It's OK, homie!" he told her. She smiled back.
"Devin, what are you doing?"
"Relax homie, you may be my girl, but I have lots of homies! Including you!" Carrie smiled.
CONFESSIONAL: Take a chill pill! Or not, it might freeze you. They're probably called chill pills for a reason…
Carrie: I guess I'm still a bit clingy since I'm so happy to have him! *she swoons*
*STATIC*
Ellody took Scarlett out, only for a now-provoked Mary to take her out afterwards.
CONFESSIONAL: Mr. Owl, how many chapters does it take to get on TV Tropes? [3]
Ellody gasped, then turned angry. "Wait a minute, she—"
*STATIC*
"Secretly liked Scarlett strategically and sexually, but was forced to partner with Ellody because Scarlett got taken to a mental asylum and had to stay there for a year," said Mary. "I thought we all knew that."
*STATIC*
"Don't worry Ellody, we will avenge your traitor!" said Jasmine. She threw a ball at Mary, knocking her glasses off. Instantly, Harold, Cameron, and B started wolf whistling and panting over the female nerd as she scrambled to recover her glasses.
Of course, someone had to spoil the fun.
"Sorry boys, she's mine," said Scarlett. She put Mary's glasses back on, then led her off the court. Harold, Cameron, and B all groaned at the fact they gawked over a lesbian.
Zoey picked up a ball. "Sorry Carrie, but it's for the game."
"No worries, homie." She did nothing to stop the ball from hitting her, giving the Rhinoceri their third point. Chef blew the whistle to end the round.
"The Rhinoceri take the lead, 3-2!" announced Don. "You know what to do, campers!"
Sanders, DJ, Laurie, Miles, and Ezekiel all went for the Rhinoceri, while Sam, Chet, Lorenzo, Dwayne, and Beth all went for the Zebras.
"Good luck, dad! Don't get hurt!" called Junior.
"Now son, this is dodgeball we're talking about. How hard could it be?" said Dwayne.
Chef blew the whistle to start the match. Ezekiel immediately threw his ball at Dwayne, hitting him hard enough in the face to knock him out. Junior facepalmed as Jordan (now wearing a nurse's outfit) carried the man to the infirmary outside the gymnasium.
Sanders took out Beth, while the Stepbrothers each took out the Vegans, and DJ took out Sam. The Stepbrothers took out DJ and Sanders. The two started to sing their theme song, until Ezekiel took out Lorenzo.
"Don't let your guard down, eh," said Ezekiel.
"That's it! You're going down, shithead!" said Chet. He chucked his ball at the homeschooler, taking him out. Chef blew the whistle to end the match.
"Aaaaaand we're tied, 3-3!" said Chris. "Send me five more people!"
Lindsay, Sierra, Sadie, Crimson, and Ennui went up for the Rhinoceri, while Kitty, Emma, Beardo, Scott, and Dawn went for the Zebras. Chef blew the whistle to start the round. Emma threw her ball at an angle towards Crimson, bouncing off of her and hitting Ennui.
"Damn, Emma!" said an impressed Kitty.
"No need to get distracted, keep going!"
"Right," said Kitty, who proceeded to take out Sadie.
"Wait Sienna! I have a plan!" said Lindsay. She whispered something in Sierra's ear, and then the two girls proceeded to throw one ball each. The balls rubbed against Scott and Beardo, kept going until bouncing off the walls, then rubbing against Dawn and Kitty, and then finally ramming against Emma's asscheeks.
"Ugh! I can't believe she *points at a smirking Lindsay* of all people got us out!" said Emma. "And why do the balls have to stop moving when they touch my buttcheeks?! They're not that big, are they?" The camera gets another shot at the older Asian sister's asscheeks. A caption reading "yes, they are" flashes on the screen. "Ugh!"
"Great work, Lindsay!" said Sierra, hi-fiving Lindsay.
"I'm surprised someone else didn't come up with that idea," a mocking Harold said to Chad.
"Oh Gerald, I know lots of complicated stuff like that! That's why I don't know all the basic stuff!"
"That also reminds me of someone else," Harold again said to a now very angry Chad, who proceeded to grab the redhead by the collar and point repeatedly at his belly button. "If you dare open your mouth to say something of a mocking nature to me one more time, I'll book you a spot in the infirmary. I know more than academic things," he warned. He let Harold go, but Harold didn't seem fazed.
"Alright, the Rhinoceri leads 4-3! Last group, let's go!" said Don.
"Whoo hoo! This is gonna be great!" said Owen, putting Dara and Noah in a headlock. Dara managed a smile while Noah deadpanned.
"Yep. Great," said Gwen unenthusiastically as Izzy did cartwheels next to her.
"I like this Gwen girl. Do you?" said an emotionless Crimson from the sidelines.
"Yeah. But not as much as you of course," said Ennui, returning the low level of energy.
"C'mon ladies, let's roll!" said MacArthur as she, Stephanie, Dakota, Heather, and Jen stepped on their side of the courts. Chef blew the whistle to start the match.
Owen started by taking out Stephanie, hitting her in the stomach. "Oof! Man, that guy can throw!"
"Ew! Depressing fashion choice!" said Jen, throwing a ball at Gwen. The goth girl flipped off the fashion blogger as she took her leave.
"Okay, that was mean, even by standards many people think I have," said Noah, who proceeded to throw a ball at Jen's left arm.
"C'mon Dara, let's see you throw!" She threw out Heather while laughing.
Dara stood there nervously. "Umm...I don't really wanna hurt anybody."
The hosts groaned from the sidelines. "Wha— why didn't you volunteer at the start of the challenge?!" asked an exasperated Chris.
"S-sorry…" said the pushover.
"If I can do it, you can do it," said Noah.
Izzy gasped happily. "Is Noah being nice?!"
"Huh? Oh uh, no! I was just uh...offering advice, yeah."
Izzy kept smiling at Noah, while Dara picked up the courage to take out Dakota.
"Good job!" said Izzy. She put another ball into Dara's hands. "Now just one more time!" Dara did as told, and MacArthur got hit in the stomach. Chef blew the game-ending whistle.
"And the Rhinoceri win!" said Don. The Rhinoceri starts cheering, while the Zebras moan. "Zebras, it's time to vote someone out!"
Jordan barged back into the gymnasium with a fully recovered Dwayne. "He's healthy, y'all! Just thought y'all know!"
"Yeah, great!" said Don, annoyed he didn't get the last word. "Anyways, Zebras, vote someone out!"
MESS HALL
The Zebras gathered in the mess hall to discuss elimination.
"Alright, so who goes?" asked Courtney.
"No offense Junior, but I think it's best your dad leaves, so he doesn't receive any more injuries of this magnitude," said Bridgette. Many campers started to murmur in agreement, until Junior stood up.
"No. Not yet. He's already back in mint condition. He actually participated, so that proves he was a strong and brave fighter today." Many people started to nod their heads in agreement. "So let's look at the people who didn't participate, besides me."
He turned to Tyler, Jay, and Anne Maria. "Tyler, we benched you for the sake of our team." Tyler nodded, although he was still a bit disappointed he didn't get to play. "Jay, you were scared of lots of things, and you didn't want to run the risk of adding dodgeball to those things." Jay nodded. "And Anne Maria, you immediately started spraying your hair upon volunteering. That's prove to us that you don't really take this competition seriously."
"What, me? Of course I do! I just...had a bad hair day, that's all," defended Anne Maria.
"Your hair looks the same as it always does, girl!" said Stephanie.
"I think we've reached a decision," concluded Junior. The team departed, with Dwayne and Junior in the very front.
"I'm very proud of you son. I knew I had it in you," said Dwayne.
"Thanks dad. That's why I love you." He jumped up and hugged Dwayne, causing much of the team behind them to say "awwwww!"
CAMPFIRE
"Campers, as you remember the last time you were all here, the camper who does not get a marshmallow must strap a firecracker to their back and blast off far away from here and the million dollar prize. "When I call your name, please claim your marshmallow," said Chris.
"Jo, Brick, Lightning, Jacques, Josee, Ernesto, Courtney, Bridgette, Geoff, Brody, Cody, Trent, JD, Shawn, Rodney, Spud, Alejandro, Sugar, Tammy, Leonard, Mary, Scarlett, Taylor, Devin, Carrie, Sam, Chet, Lorenzo, Beth, Kitty, Emma, Beardo, Scott, Dawn, Stephanie, MacArthur, Dakota, Jen, and Heather!"
Tyler, Anne Maria, Jay, Junior, and Dwayne sat without marshmallows.
"Dwayne, you got sent to the infirmary after your elimination in the challenge, and you didn't return until after your team lost. The rest of you, you didn't play for various reasons. Some better than others." He tossed a marshmallow to…
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...Dwayne." The man went to claim his marshmallow. Anne Maria stood up angrily.
"Fine! I don't need this show! After all, I can just spray my hair at home!" She let Chef strap a firecracker to her, lit the fuse, and in three seconds flat, she went flying. Once she reached over a thousand feet, a can of hairspray falls into the lake, prompting Anne Maria to let out a loud cry of "NOOOOOOOOO!"
"Sheesh, it's just a can of hairspray," said Chris. "Anywho, who will decorate the sky next? Will Dwayne hurt himself again? Has Amy turned a new leaf with her sister? How will Dave get past Keith and claim Sky? Will I face lawsuits from Scarlett and Mary's sexual activity? All that and more, next time, right here, on TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!" yelled Don.
"DOMINATION!" both hosts yell.
[1] 34. The word was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
[2] Can't spell stupid without an s, a p, a u, and a d.
[3] "Let's see…one, two, three…" *accidentally deletes fanfic*
#90: Staci
#89: Duncan
#88: Anne Maria
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Lindsay
Tom
Veronica
Pete
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Izzy
Owen
Gerry
Leshawna
Sky
Eva
Mike
Katie
Mickey
Noah
Jasmine
Sammy
Dave
DJ
Rock
Abby
Amy
Blaineley
Miles
Ellody
Kelly
Topher
Ella
Zoey
Gwen
Sierra
B
Sadie
Dara
Laurie
Chad
Justin
Max
Ryan
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Jen
Lightning
Scarlett
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Josee
Dawn
Jo
Brick
Devin
Beardo
Cody
Bridgette
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Sugar
MacArthur
Shawn
Tammy
Tyler
Emma
Leonard
Carrie
Dwayne
Trent
JD
Kitty
Mary
Stephanie
Jacques
Beth
Dakota
Lorenzo
Heather
Junior
Rodney
Courtney
IDOLS FOUND:
Chef - Allows user to not count someone else's vote (Laurie)
Millie - Allows user to switch teams (Chad)
Holy shit, I don't even need to look at this chapter's word count to know this has been my longest one in both this story and the original version.
Alright guys, we've wrapped up another chapter! Anne Maria didn't have much to offer, especially since I want Dwayne to be able to interact with other people.
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