Death2sara:Wanna pk?

Diemoron:sure.

Death2sara: yay for zammy

Diemoron:yay!

So death2sara (shortened death) and Diemoron (shortened to moron) decided to head to teh wilderness. As death walked through the entrance of the wild, no less then 6 saradomins surrounded him. Death didnt even flinch as he armed himself for battle. The first Sara named treehugger attacked Death. It took him a total of 15 seconds to rid of her. Death moved deeper in the wiild while moron stayed back. He attacked the lvl 81 with the spell that, that bankrobber used, the remains were a pile of crushed bones.

However Death had miscalculated where he was in the wild. He saw the skull at the bottom of the screen, how could he be so "non-observant." The Sara followers noticed to, when they attacked him though they still doubted they could win. Death fought them back with a simple protecting charm.

Death: Fight, moron

Moron: Hey who are you calling a moron!

Death: YOU! Its your name!

Moron: right...

... 10 minutes later...

Death: I cant hold them off for to much longer help me fight.

Moron: Why can't you just use that magic you just used?

Death: Because I am out of those runes!

Moron: Oh you should have brought more.

Death: You know I think I realize THAT now, but normally when I o pking people run in fear, not attack me.

Moron: Oh well just fight them with melee or range then.

Death: I am trying but I need your help.

Moron: Hey look that guy is putting his arm through all of this milky crap.

Death: no thats my shield charm

Moron: oh... get ready

Death: I AM ready.. but are you ready?

Moron: Ready for what?

Death:

Moron: Sorry didn't catch that?

Death: I am gonna boost the charm.

Moron: For the last time I will NOT go out with you!

Death:WHAT?

Moron: oh wrong person there is this chick I am talking to and she keeps asking me out.

Death: and your PMing at a time like this?

Moron: PMSing?

Death: noooo you moron , PMing as in.. Private Messaging.

Moron: stop using that pun on my name

Death: well it suits you well

Moron: har har and what do you mean at a time like this?

Death: I mean... the people trying to kill us

Moron: Oh dont worry they cant kill us

Death: easy for you to say, they all want my skin because of the time I randomly killed everyone in the wild including zammy followers

Moron: ya that was stupid...

Death: you DID IT TOO!

Moron: yea well there were less people in the wild when I did

Death: Lets do it again..

Moron: umm sorry one I dont swing that way and two.. we never did "it" sorry.

Death: gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I was talking about killing everyone in the wild.

Moron: for more enemies? Are you out of your mind!

Death: um no?

Moron: thats what they all say... your clearly out of your mind, anyone who says they arent really are.

Death: Are YOU out of your mind?

Moron: of course not!

Death: well then lets kill everyone in the wild again

Moron: okay... but why?

Death: for fun?

Moron: fun.. sounds like parties.. Did i tell you I went to a party this past Friday? Alley was there.. oh was she hott.. we

Death: I really DONT want to know what you did there okay? lets just play runescape and worry about offline things.. offline?

Moron: okay... annihilate the entire wild .. eradicate the people... you know if we eradicated runescape there would be no people left?

Death: uhhh they do come back u know...

Moron: they COME... COME BACK? I thought it was only me and you... because we were godly... but they all do? whats the fun in that? wait you mean they are reincarnated?

Death: uhh no just kill them so we can start our excursion.

Moron: okay..

Moron rushes forward and used the death spell which killed them all in one hit.

Death: You had THOSE RUNES?

Moron: ya...

Death: the whole time!

Moron: no I just got them a second ago, of course I had them the whole time.

Death: and why did you NOT use them?

Moron: uh..

Death: Dont answer it, I dont want to know you were probably talking to some chick over PM and you couldnt for a second check your inventory.

Moron: actually its was over IM ... Alley logged on.

Death: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Death runs in frustration out of Moron's sight.

Moron: Moron... clearly out of his mind.

Authors note- next chapter will be these to trying to teach a noob how to play runescape. it will be a lot better.