authors note: dont read this.. read the prisoner
Moron:Dont look now but... there is a n00b following us.
Death:ugh not again, hey kid we are broke even though we are really high level without about 75 mil in the bank account.
Moron:Dude... wouldnt that be a billion and some?
Death:You have a billion... skeptically
Moron:no wouldnt 75 mil be a billion?
Death:anyway kid we have nothing
Moron:Ya so run free midgit
Death:all of the cartoon characters are the same heigth...
Moron:awww dont put down yourself your not THAT short, but just look at the cute wittle level 3,
N00b:Please kind sirs where is the bank?
Moron: pfft.. I never asked where the bank was back in my day
Death:actually... yes you did, I recall it as if it were yesterday
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Moron:where am I/
randomfreak:pfft noob
Death:aww its called lumbridge
Moron: LUMBRIDGE? I WAS PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH BEING ON HAPPY TUTORIAL ISLAND!
Death:its okay...
Moron: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Death: me...?
Moron:yes you... oooh kid from school that got me into this game, I remember.
Death: sigh
Moron:sorry, I can be a little slow sometimes... AAHHHH IS THAT MAN... GETTING ... GETTING KILLED?
Death:stfu calm down and go put your stuff in the bank
Moron:okay )
wtf... where is the bank?
randomotherfreak: pfft n0000000000000000000000000000000000000b
death: follow
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Death: see you totally had no idea where the bank was
Moron: Ya well I was young and stupid and new to the game, this noob has no excuse though.
Death: rolls eyes hey kid to the bank? would you like some help on being taught how to play the game?
n00b:yes please sir. oh kind sir. bows
Death:your welcome but cut the bowing, I am no royalty
Moron: Yes but bow to me, because I am of great royalty, like cleopatra
Death:you realize she was female
Moron:damnnnnnnnnn I always thought he was especially hott... of course I knew he was a she, duhhhhhh you really think I am that stupid?
Death:...
Moron: if you come out with some cheesy one liner I shall rip your hands off.
Death:why are you so royal anyway changing subject
Moron:Cause I am better then you
Death:lmao.. how?
Moron:well for one thing mine is wayyyyyyyyyyyy bigger (out of context... damn my perverted friends have been bad influence on me)
Death: mmhmm and I assume you just know these things
Moron:ya its like a sixth sense
Death: do try not to traumatize the noob
Moron: oh ya.. to the bank and then we can teach him how to build fires, and burn off peoples limbs, and I dunno kill people. and then and then and then
Death:calm down...
Moron:HE CAN BE LIKE OUR CHILD!
Death:umm.. ours?
Moron:yessss yess we can raise him to kill people, I like killing people, O EM GEE, I forgot to tell you...
Death:(lazily)what?
Moron:I killed this really hot chick the other day... oooh she was hotttttttttttt... and she sooo wanted me
Death:until you killed her...
Moron:until i killed her
Death:necrofiliac...
Moron:umm brb
Death:wait we gotta help the noob
Moron: I WILL BE RIGHT BACK SHEESH. I need to get a damn dictionary
Death:(confused) why?
Moron:well normally dumbass when people need a dictionary they need to hunt something up
Death:umm okay so hey kid lets make a conversation while he is away
N00b:conversation... whoot
Death:lol
Moron:HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Death:what... hi?
Moron:I DO NOT FUCK DEAD PEOPLE I DO NOT THATS SICK THATS LIKE... RAPING A CORPSE
Death:lmao... thats what you needed to hunt up?
Moron:yes... (quietly)
Death:wow you are really stupid
Moron:ya but I got more girls all over me
Death:I am sure you do
Moron: I DO! Want me to prove it to you?
Death: not really... remember n00b...
Moron: OH YA HEY KID.. AWW LOOK HOW CUTE YOU ARE LETS GO MAKE A FIRE...
Death:STFU lets go to the bank
Moron:this is boring.. kid.. learn to teleport
n00b:teleport?
Moron:a really really cool thing where you go poof and show up somewhere else
n00b:oooooooooooooooooooh cool I WANT TO! How?
Moron:well what you need to do is run around saying that your on fire and bug a lot of noobs to give you free stuff until you get taken to the wild and when they all attack you, you learn how to teleport.. real fast.
Death:dont listen to him he is a moron (moron:hey! am not!) what you need is runes
n00b: runes?
Moron: wow raising a child is a lot harder then it looks, right oh daddy 2?
Death:omg.. he is not your child.. he is not my child.. and he most definetly is not.. OUR child.
Moron:aww why? sheesh death you take the fun out of everything
pm:death:to moron: PLEASE CALM DOWN THE POOR NOOB THINKS YOU ARE INSANE HE IS THINKING ABOUT QUITTING.
Moron:of course your not thinking about quitting
n00b:huh? well... seeing as I just started playing and you somehow managed to get me poisoned kebab from a drunken dwarf, a strange man who gave me a spinach roll that I was afraid to eat, a thingy that shot fire saying leave this place mortal, a couple guys thinking that I am crazy yelling that my penis was on fire, oh and took me into a pit with alot of big red things saying that I wouldnt die.. after I saw them hit a 21.
Moron:how dare thee? NOT EAT THEE SPINACH ROLL? gasp give it here.. you must be satanized.. turning down a spinach roll.
Death:Dont quit, not all people on here are as crazy as him, its just everywhere he goes.. he brings drama with him, just be glad you dont live next to him
Moron:lets go to the wild again
blazing fireballs yay
n00b has logged off... and everyone knew he would not be back.
AUTHORS NOTE- this still sucked.. it just got way to boring so I will probably change a lot lmao.. read the prisoner.. ITS WAYY better.