Before we get started, please note I did not write this chapter as fast as it looks like. I have been uploading chapters of Total Drama Domination days apart from each other, so this is why I'm uploading this chapter in an attempt to get both sites' days back on track.
Anyways, enjoy!
"Last time on Total Drama Domination…" said Chris.
*The cast is seen being hooked up to the virtual reality machine*
"...we introduced everybody to the wonderful world of virtual reality," he finished.
*The camera shows the campers looking around the arena they were in, followed by two grunts shooting a cowering Katie and Sadie, Lance shooting Heather and Dakota, and finally Eva shooting Jo*
"They got sent to the Mobile Suit Gundam universe, where they had to fight grunts, staff members, and...each other," said Don.
*Chris blows a whistle, and 32,768 grunts crash through the ceiling, with the 20 campers gripping onto the ceiling screaming as they fell*
"Due to not really thinking the challenge through, we had to force an end to the challenge," said Chris.
*Chris announces the winner, and the Zesty Zebras cheer, and the scene then shows Sadie comforting Katie after the former's elimination*
"The Zesty Zebras won by 200 points, and it was Sadie who took the Fireworks of Shame," said Don.
"Who will be our next involuntary astronaut? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Chris.
"DRAMA!" yelled Don.
"DOMINATION!" both hosts yell.
*cue intro*
The campers were already in the mess hall, (not) eating the usual slop. They were all having conversations amongst each other when the staff came in.
"OK campers! Time for your next challenge!" announced Chris. Unfortunately, nothing changed after he said that. He held up his phone. "Good thing I came prepared!" he said with an evil grin. He tapped the phone screen, and a loud dog whistle went off, causing the campers to scream.
Chris tapped the phone again, stopping the cacophony. "Good. Now that I have your attention, it's time to announce your next challenge. You know what, let's test your Total Drama knowledge; what challenge would be next?"
"Ooh, the spending a night in the woods challenge!" said Sierra.
"Yes! That would be our next challenge," said Chris. "Keyword: 'would.' We've got something else planned for you guys!" Everyone groaned. "Chef? Care to explain?"
The big black man took a step forward. "We will be doing a series of FITNESSGRAM tests to see how strong or weak y'all are!"
"I guess you could say, it's the 'survival of the fittest,'" said Don. Everyone rolled their eyes. "Hey, you know I'm not the one who comes up with this shit, he is!" He pointed at the camera.
Well, it was your idea to say it, so...your loss.
Chef continued. "Anyways, there are three tests you will take. First, you will do the push-up test. Then, you will do the sit-up test. Finally, you will do the PACER test!" Cody raised his hand. "Yes, breadstick."
"Umm, if I remember correctly at my school, it's the curl-ups, not the sit-ups."
"Nah, too easy." Cody frowned. "Anyways maggots, get your butts to the outdoor gymnasium NOW!" Everyone ran. "And you! Ginger on steroids!" he pointed at Rodney. "Don't you dare destroy anything!" Rodney gritted his teeth.
CONFESSIONAL: I'd pay to see Wreck-it Rodney.
"How DARE he call me a ginger!" yelled Rodney. "I have a soul, god dammit! A soul that loves...girls." He swooned.
*STATIC*
Chef, now wearing his get-up from Basic Straining, stood in front of the campers. "Alright, worms! At this point, you are to address me as 'Master Chief Hatchet!' Do I make myself clear?"
"Yes, Master Chief Hatchet," said everyone.
"I said, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!" the big black man yelled.
"YES, MASTER CHIEF HATCHET!" everyone screamed back.
"Good. I'd love to lead an army like that," he said approvingly. "For those of you with memories worse than Don's joke earlier—"
"It wasn't my idea!" interrupted Don.
"YOU WILL NOT INTERRUPT ME, SOLDIER! 50 JUMPING JACKS, LET'S GO!" screamed Chef.
"No," said Don.
Chef's eye twitched. "BOY! THIS IS MY CHALLENGE! YOU DO WHAT THE FUCK I SAY!" he screamed, very furious.
"Yeah...you realize I hold the power to fire you, right?" Don asked without wincing. Chef pulled out a handgun. "Right! OK!" Don finally started doing what he was told. Everyone else gulped. "Anyways, you will do 86 push-ups! Anyone who fails to do that many will be eliminated from this challenge! Any questions?" No one spoke up. "Good! Hit the ground!"
The 86 campers got into the up position. Instantly, Jay, Mickey, and Cameron fell to the ground. "I...can't...do it," said Jay. "Our arms can't support our weight," agreed Cameron.
"Good god, maggots! Go to the sidelines! You're out!" The three double-digit weight boys made their way off the court.
Chef pushed a button on a nearby radio. "We'll now begin the push-up section. Ready? Begin!" said a man's voice.
"Down. Up, one." B farted upon making his way back up. "Get off the court, fatass!" Chef ordered the big boy.
"Down. Up, three. Down—" A snap went off. Sam clutched his left wrist while screaming in agony. "Get off the court, maggot!" said Chef.
"I hope you're OK, Sam!" called Dakota.
"No talking! Stay focused!" yelled Chef.
"Down. Up, seven." Harold suddenly hit the ground, clutching his left elbow. "Ahhh! My elbow has popped off its socket!"
"Does it look like I give a shit, cracker?! Get off the court!" Harold trudged off the court while gripping his elbow.
"Down. Up, eleven." Owen dropped to the ground unconscious. "Get off the court, tubby!"
And so the rest of the round went, with no one else giving up. The test stopped playing on the radio.
Chef stood and faced the campers again. "Now it's time to do the sit-ups! You will have to do all 75 of them in order to move on to the third and final round. Any questions?" Again, no one said anything. "Good, hit the ground!"
The 79 remaining campers lied down with their knees bent. Chef turned on the radio.
"We'll begin the curl-ups now," said the man's voice.
"Sit-ups," corrected Chef.
"Ready? Begin! Up. Down, one." Spud failed to make the transition, and he laid back down wheezing. "Off the court, fatty!"
No one else got eliminated this round. When the test stopped, Chef stood to face the remaining 78 campers. "Way more than you stayed in than I thought, so good job," praised Chef. "Now it's time for the PACER test. You have to run all 20 feet from that end *points at one side of the gymnasium* to that end. *points at the other side* There are 247 laps in this test. Obviously, there is no way you maggots will complete that many."
CONFESSIONAL: PACER is RECAP spelled backwards!
Eva: I…
*STATIC*
Jo: ...take…
*STATIC*
Josee: ...that…
*STATIC*
Jacques: ...as…
*STATIC*
Lightning: ...a…
*STATIC*
"...challenge!" finished Tyler. He looked at the camera. "What?" he demanded.
*STATIC*
The campers lined up as Chef turned on the radio. "The FITNESSGRAM PACER test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The twenty meter PACER test will begin in thirty seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute you hear this signal." A triple beep sounds. "A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound." A single high-pitched beep goes off. [1] "Remember to run in a straight line, and run as fast as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word 'start.' On your mark, get ready, start."
Midtempo music begins playing as the campers start running at varied speeds towards the opposite end of the gymnasium. The test beeps. "One." Everyone ran back the way they came.
Once the gang finished their seventh lap, the triple beep sounded. "Seven. End of level one."
"Aw man, y'all are leveling up without me," said Sam, who was now wearing a cast.
"Keep it going, maggots!" said Chef.
The test beeped an eighth time, and Beth got on her knees and panted. "I can't...do it anymore!"
"You know what to do, maggot!" said Chef.
After 15 laps, the triple beep sounded again, and the music changed to a slightly more uptempo piece. "15. End of level 2."
"Evil is satisfied with his score," a tired Max said, panting against the walls of the gymnasium.
"You're out, midget!" said Chef.
The 16th beep went off before Tammy made it. "Slow down time spell!" she cried. It failed (what did you expect?), and she failed to complete lap 17 in time.
"Lap doesn't count; you're out!" said Chef.
"Ha ha!" Sugar taunted. But after the 18th lap, she gave up.
"Off the court, Honey Boo-Boo!" This hit a nerve with Sugar.
CONFESSIONAL: Uh-oh, Chef made a boo-boo!
"NO ONE COMPARES ME TO THAT LITTLE SHIT! NOBODY!" screamed Sugar.
"Win this for me, wizard!" said Sugar as she joined the sidelines. Leonard rolled his eyes.
Taylor turned to face Kelly. "I'm gonna beat you, mom!" she said. Kelly glared back. "No you won't!" she said.
After 23 laps, the triple beep sounded again, ending the third round. Blaineley dropped out. "I'm too old for this shit," she said as she left the court.
"Hey, we're more than twice your age and look at us!" said Gerry. He and Pete shared a laugh.
After the 26th lap, Taylor panted. "You done?" asked Chef. The snob nodded. "You're out, then!" Kelly smirked as her daughter takes her leave.
After 31 laps, the music changed to an even more upbeat selection, and a lap later, the next triple beep sounded, ending round 4. Leonard quit. "No spell can keep me in any longer!" he heaved. Scarlett glared at him as he left.
CONFESSIONAL: Le nerd has surrendered.
"It's like they don't know how to do the PACER," said Scarlett. "Contrary to what the tape says, you don't run as fast as possible; you'll tire out faster. Also, talking during the test is not recommended. Come on people."
*STATIC*
After 37 laps, Leshawna started throwing up on the side of the gymnasium opposite where the eliminated contestants went.
"Off the court! You're done maggot! Also, requesting clean-up!"
The five interns arrived and started cleaning up the puke.
"Clean up, clean up
Everybody, everywhere
Clean up, clean up
Everybody do your share" All of the interns sang, except a visibly annoyed Morgan. Ella sang too though. This ultimately tired her out after lap 41, when the next triple beep sounded.
Beardo, Dwayne, Justin, and Noah also went off the court. "I'm surprised I even made it so far," said Noah.
"Good luck out there, son!" said Dwayne. Junior rolled his eyes but smiled nonetheless.
"Why can't my mom be like that?" demanded Taylor. Kelly glared at her daughter.
CONFESSIONAL: You know who else could be like that? [2]
Kelly: I am not going to be seen as a pushover this season. If Taylor truly cares about me, then we'll talk."
*STATIC*
The next triple beep sounded after 51 laps, and Carrie, Dawn, and Dakota quit for the Zebras, while Ennui, Crimson, Laurie, and Miles quit for the Rhinoceri. "Holy shit, this is exhausting," said Ennui. "I know, right," said Crimson.
A lap later, Kelly finally felt satisfied enough to drop out.
55 laps in, Tyler tripped. "Come on, Tyler!" said Lindsay.
She remembers me! thought Tyler. After the 56th beep sounded, Tyler turned around from where he was to complete his 57th lap.
"What the heck? Ref, he never completed his 56th lap!" protested Chad.
"The name is Master Chief Hatchet! And you're actually supposed to turn around when the thing beeps!"
"But there's no rule—"
"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!" roared Chef.
Chad quit out of protest. He was 59 laps in. At this point, the music changed to a more funky jazz piece. Two laps later, the triple beep sounded, beginning level eight. Topher, Zoey, Gwen, Dara, Abby, Ellody, Ezekiel, Tom, and Veronica quit for the Rhinoceri, while Jen, Scott, Scarlett, Mary, Kitty, and Emma all quit for the Zebras.
CONFESSIONAL: What's your high score on the PACER test? Mine is 67.
An exhausted Scarlett sat in the confessional heaving. "Of course, there's only so much our bodies are capable of tolerating the ability to run."
*STATIC*
"There are 17 Rhinoceri and 23 Zebras left!" said Chef.
"Alright, dudes! We got this!" Geoff smacked into the wall after completing his 64th lap. Bridgette and Courtney facepalmed. "You're out, maggot!"
A lap later, Mike quit. "Can't...go on," he said between pants. He suddenly falls backwards, banging his head against a wall. He gasps. "Darn kids, running around all day!" said Chester.
A horrified Chef gasped and paused the test 67 laps in. The contestants and the staff all gasp, too. "Mike?!" asked Cameron and Zoey in disbelief.
Mike gasped again, and he returned to normal. "Oh no! I thought I got rid of my personalities!" he panicked. "No no, I at least can't have Mal back!"
"I told you Multiple Personality Disorder is not cured via the push of a red button!" said Chad from the sidelines.
"Then how is it cured? A blue button?" asked Noah snidely. Chad glared at the tan boy.
"We'll talk after this challenge. Win or lose," said Cameron, placing his hand on Mike's back. Mike smiled, and they joined the sidelines.
"Alright, we're 67 laps in; any quitters?" asked Chef. Tyler joined the sidelines.
"Seriously, jockstrap?! Your girlfriend is still in!" said Jo. Lindsay blew Jo a raspberry, who sneered in response.
"Anyone else?" Chet followed Tyler. "You can do this, man. I believe in you." he told Lorenzo, who nodded in approval.
"Alright, this test is back on!" said Chef, who turned the test back on. Only a lap later, JD fell to the floor exhausted.
"You're out, maggot! Or should I say, faggot!" said Chef, who snickered at his joke.
JD was PISSED. "YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN QUESTION MY INTERESTS, YOU PATHETIC WASTE OF SPACE?!" he screamed big-time. He slapped Chef hard enough to send the big man falling backwards. Chris and Don laugh after recording Chef's fuck up.
Scott however, laughed at something else. "Heh heh, 'faggot.' Heh heh heh." Dawn gave him a look that immediately made him stop in his tracks. [3]
After 72 laps, the test triple beeped to begin level 9. Only Sanders, Eva, Sky, Izzy, Dave, and DJ remained for the Rhinoceri, while Ernesto, Lightning, Alejandro, Jo, Josee, Jacques, Junior, Brick, MacArthur, Shawn, and Lorenzo remained for the Zebras.
"11-7, Zebras!" said Chef, rubbing where he had been slapped. "God damn, that kid sure knows how to slap," he said to himself.
After 75 laps, Lorenzo and Junior called it quits, and they joined the sideline. "Nice job, man!" Lorenzo told Junior, holding up his hand for a high-five. A smiling Junior accepted the high-five. Dwayne was happy to see this.
CONFESSIONAL: He's only 13 and he's already got a higher score than me. [4]
"I'm so proud of my son!" said Dwayne. "First, he sticks up for me and saves me from getting eliminated. Now, he does a really good job in a very athletic challenge and he's made a new friend!"
*STATIC*
"Lightning's gonna hit the hay now." Lightning collapsed after 78 laps. Chef had to drag the football player to the sidelines.
After 82 laps, the music changed to a dark, yet still uptempo song. A lap later, the test triple beeped, starting level ten. DJ, Brick, and Sanders dropped out for the Rhinoceri, while Alejandro and Shawn dropped out for the Zebras. "That should be enough to cover a zombie apocalypse," said Shawn.
Alejandro rolled his eyes, then told his team, "Good luck, amigos!"
CONFESSIONAL: Chef's right; they're never gonna run all 247 laps. That's just me though, don't take my word for it!
"Alejandro-ro-ro your boat up a creek is so slimy, it's pathetic!" scoffed Jo.
*STATIC*
"I'm just pissed Sanders dropped out. We constantly run at every part of the day every day in the police force."
*STATIC*
After 86 laps, Dave collapsed. Sky stopped with him and carried him to the sidelines to take care of him. Keith watched this angrily.
After 94 laps, there was another triple beep, starting level 11. Brick, MacArthur, and Jacques quit.
"Oh, look at that! All the men have dropped out!" Jo taunted Brick, who pointed in a certain direction. Jo turned and saw Ernesto was still running without showing much exhaustion. Ernesto?! she thought to herself.
CONFESSIONAL: For someone who always calls someone else "brick for brains," that was a pretty good "brick for brains" moment right there.
"Crap! I've been so busy focusing on how weak Brick, Lightning, and Tyler are that I forgot I have another rival who actually seems fairly competent!" said Jo.
*STATIC*
Jo dropped out after 98 laps. Josee quit after 99. After lap 100, Rodney ran into the walls of the gymnasium, shattering all of the glass.
"God DAMMIT!" yelled Chef. He paused the radio after 101 laps, and ordered the interns to clean all the glass off the floor. "And do NOT sing that shitty song again!" he ordered.
After the interns finished wiping off the broken glass, Chef turned the test back on. The test triple beeped after 106 laps, starting level 12.
"I could do this all day!" said Izzy.
"NO, IZZY, NO—" Eva began. Only a lap later, Izzy had dropped out of the test. Eva groaned. It was all up to her to take down Ernesto.
After the next lap, the music changed to a song sounding like it came out of the 80s.
"I am...not giving up…this easy," Eva told Ernesto. Ernesto said nothing back.
After 118 laps, the next triple beep went off, starting level 13. Both contestants ran towards the opposite end, but Eva got beaten by the beep.
"WHAT?! HOW COULD THAT THING POSSIBLY GO OFF BEFORE—" The test beeped again. Looks like someone forgot to run while making their rant!
Chef turned off the radio and raised Ernesto's hand. "The winner, with 120 laps, Ernesto! For the Zesty Zebras!" The Zesty Zebras cheered, while the Rambunctious Rhinoceri looked disappointed. All except one, that is.
"Oh, you. I'm so proud of you. I know something that could make your day even better," said Veronica, who walked up to her crush.
Ernesto smiled back. "Let's see it," he said.
Veronica pulled in Ernesto and started kissing him, which he quickly enjoyed, giving a thumbs up. Everyone started cheering for the new couple.
Chris and Don got up from the sidelines. "Wow! That was a very exciting challenge, Master Chief Hatchet!" said Chris. "Here! Take this!" He handed Chef $250,000 dollars.
"HOLY SHIT, BOY! THANKS!" Chef started to count the money, until he stopped. The dollar bill he moved forward when counting broke. So did the next one he did it to. And the next one. And the next. "What the?"
"Who said wax could only be found in wax museums?" said Don while he and Chris snickered.
Chef erupted like Mt. Vesuvius. "GET YOUR FUCKING ASSES OVER HERE BEFORE I CUT THEM OFF AND USE THEM AS BUNS FOR MY HAMBURGERS TONIGHT!
"Gotta goooo! See you at the campfire tonight, Zebras!" said Chris as he and Don ran in a panic.
MESS HALL
"So, about your Multiple Personality Disorder," said Chad, who was pacing back and forth.
Mike sighed. "I don't know how it happened. Please don't vote me off because of it."
Cameron stood up and patted his friend on the back. "I agree. Mike is my friend. Friends stick together. Besides, Mike shouldn't be voted out because of a condition he can't control!"
"Besides Chad, he lasted longer in the challenge than you did," said Zoey.
"You've also been nothing but a smartass this whole time," said Miles.
"You always brag about how smart you are, but we never see it," said Jasmine.
"So tell us, string bean. Why shouldn't we vote you out?" Leshawna demanded to know.
The whole team glared down Chad, who looked very nervous. "Um...well…"
CONFESSIONAL: If Chad gets eliminated, will the Fireworks of Shame take him to Chad? [5]
Chad clutched the Millie idol. "Looks like I'm gonna need this sooner than I thought," he said in distress.
*STATIC*
The Rambunctious Rhinoceri sat around the campfire. All 42 of Chad's teammates were still glaring at him, which the hosts noticed.
"Well, it looks like you all already know who's going home. But we still have to do what we always do."
"Not so fast!" Chad suddenly stood up. He presented the Millie idol to the hosts, and a collective group of gasps came from his teammates.
"Oh, looky here! Our first use of an idol!" said Chris. "The Millie idol allows the user to switch teams with someone. So Chad, you're on the Zesty Zebras now. Who from there would you like here?"
"Hmmm...I guess Cody would make the most sense." Sierra could hardly contain her excitement.
"OK. Chef, bring Cody here. Quick-ly!" ordered Chris. "So, because Chad is now on the other team, he is now immune from the vote! Therefore, everyone who voted for Chad has their votes nullified!" Everyone groaned. Mike was now scared shitless. "That means the other person who received votes is eliminated, and that person is…
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…"WAIT!" Laurie stood up and handed the hosts the Chef idol.
"Another idol, nice!" said Don. "This one lets you nullify someone else's vote. Whose vote do you wish to nullify?"
"Chad, obviously," Laurie said, smirking at Chad.
"Cool," said Don. "You know what's even cooler? You just wasted it." Laurie and her teammates gasped. "One other person voted with Chad. Thanks to them, the person going home is…
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…"I got him!" said Chef, who was carrying a confused Cody over his shoulders.
Don, unhappy he had been interrupted, stopped. "Great. Cody, you are now a member of the Rambunctious Rhinoceri, since Chad used the Millie idol to switch teams with you."
"Oh...okay," was all Cody could say.
"Anyways, the person going home is…
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...B." Everyone but the person responsible gasped, especially Mike, who couldn't believe he survived.
B stood up, still shocked. Chef strapped him to a firecracker, lit the fuse, and after three seconds, the boy went flying.
The two hosts walked towards the camera. "Wow-howww! That is the kind of ceremony we live to see!" said Chris.
"Who will go sky streaking next? How will Chad and Cody do on their new teams? Who got B eliminated? How will Ernesto and Veronica do now that they're inter-team dating? What songs will Ella sing? Or anyone, really. How will Mike live knowing he still has his personalities and he survived what looked like a very likely elimination? Will Chris and I still need to worry about getting our asses cut off for Chef's burgers tonight?"
"Oh, I forgot all about that!" Chef said with a renewed rage. The hosts ran away.
"Find out all that more next time, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Chris.
"DOMINATION!" both hosts yell. A chainsaw is heard going off, followed by two men screaming.
[1] The beep that goes off every lap is the same one that plays in the NetMeeting program whenever someone joins or leaves. In fact, pretty much every sound was used somewhere else. The sound that plays when the man says "start" plays when you turn certain Polaroid camcorder models on, the bloops that play when he says "On your mark, get ready," comes from the pinball game on Windows XP, the buzzer at the end of the test also came from the same pinball game, and the triple beep comes from a certain digital camera model (I think it's one associated with LifeTouch photography).
[2] Muscle Man: MY MOOOOM!
[3] The same look Dawn gave Mike in the first episode when his personalities started appearing.
[4] Although I was actually 11 when I ran that many, so…
[5] For those of you who don't know, there's a country in Africa called Chad.
#90: Staci
#89: Duncan
#88: Anne Maria
#87: Sadie
#86: B
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Lindsay
Tom
Veronica
Pete
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Izzy
Owen
Gerry
Leshawna
Sky
Eva
Mike
Katie
Mickey
Noah
Jasmine
Sammy
Dave
DJ
Rock
Abby
Amy
Blaineley
Miles
Ellody
Kelly
Topher
Ella
Zoey
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
Justin
Max
Ryan
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Jen
Lightning
Scarlett
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Josee
Dawn
Jo
Brick
Devin
Beardo
Chad
Bridgette
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Sugar
MacArthur
Shawn
Tammy
Tyler
Emma
Leonard
Carrie
Dwayne
Trent
JD
Kitty
Mary
Stephanie
Jacques
Beth
Dakota
Lorenzo
Heather
Junior
Rodney
Courtney
...aaaaaaand that's the chapter! Very exciting, no? Now that the idols have been played, they have been placed back up for grabs in a new location.
This is the second time I'm using an original challenge rather than the canon challenge. I thought I could do better using the challenge used in this chapter rather than the canon one. Someone used this challenge in their fanfic, but it was in a different order than what I used, and I don't remember what the fanfic was called.
B went because I really didn't have anything planned. We're at the stage where multiple plots like interactions and development are starting to come to fruition, so the campers have to get their asses moving if they want to stay in. With B, I feel he's got nowhere to move, so it was time to knock his ass out.
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