"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Chris.
The camera shows Harold standing up to admit his role in B's blindside, followed by various members of both teams talking, and finally Sierra saying something while disappointed.
"We find out who was responsible for B's elimination."
"However, he managed to turn the subject into what the camper's worst fears were," said Don. "I still can't believe they all fell in that trap!"
The camera shows Rodney beating up Jo.
"Rodney gave Jo a very brutal beating," said Chris. "Seriously! I thought he killed her!"
The camera shows Mike's new personality raping Dakota.
"A new personality of Mike's came out and brought X-rated stuff to the table!" said Don.
The camera shows an angry Carrie walking away from Devin.
"Carrie and Devin had a little fallout during the challenge," said Chris.
The camera shows Ernesto talking, followed by Don announcing his team as the winners.
"Thanks to Ernesto, the Zesty Zebras won…" said Don.
The camera shows Justin's reaction to his elimination.
"...and it was Justin who got the boot!" finished Don.
The camera shows both hosts.
"Who will be skybound next? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Chris.
"DRAMA!" yelled Don.
"DOMINATION!" both hosts yell.
*cue intro*
The campers were gathered in the mess hall, "eating" their food.
"How you holding up, buddy?" Cameron asked Mike.
Mike sighed. "I still can't believe it. Having my personalities return is one thing, but having Vert exist is another!"
"Vert? His name is Vert?" asked the bubble boy.
"Short for pervert," said Mike.
"Well, don't worry. We'll get everything sorted out." Mike smiled at his friend.
"Gooood mooooorning, campers!" Chris said in a singsong voice.
"Good morning, Chris," everyone said back.
"Good! Let's get to our next challenge! What challenge would that be, Sierra?" asked Chris.
"The up the creek challenge!" answered the fangirl.
"Correct! But nope! Not today!" said Chris. "Follow me outside!"
"Follow us outside," corrected Don.
"Shut up, Don!" yelled Chris as the cast left the mess hall.
OUTSIDE
The gang was standing outside the mess hall. What looked like a long and hard obstacle course presented itself to the campers.
"Welcome to your next challenge! You'll be participating in a really hard-ass obstacle course! And when I say it's hard, IT'S. HARD." He chuckled sadistically. The camera shows nervous looks on the campers' faces. "The team that has more people make it through the entire obstacle course successfully wins! Everyone line up so we can carry out how the obstacle course works." The campers did as told.
"There are two checkpoints, both of which coming after a certain number of obstacles. Once you get to a checkpoint, push the Don box and step off the course so everyone else can compete," said Don.
"Let's run through the obstacles for leg one now, shall we?" said Chris.
Four wooden ramps stuck out of a pool of muddy water. [1] "First, you will cross the Quintuple Step," explained Chris.
A log with two big circles was positioned on two beams. "After that is the Rolling Log."
A giant gray sphere sat in between two platforms. "Then there's the Big Boulder…"
A yellow rope net was suspended above a small green platform with a trampoline in front of it. "...the Jump Hang…"
A gray wall curved down, and then very steeply up. "...the Warped Wall…"
A rope running down a green wall reached the starting side. "...and finally, the Rope Climb!" finished Chris. "You have 77 seconds to clear this leg of the obstacle course!"
"We're gonna have one camper go at a time," said Don. "Let's start with the Rambunctious Rhinoceri!" He looked at the team. "Uhhh, let's start with...Abby!" [2] The nice girl smiled nervously as she stepped up to the starting line.
"Ready...set…" Chris shoots a starters' handgun up in the air, but only a second later, a bald eagle crashes to the ground. "Good thing we're in Canada; our neighbors down south would have me lynched." He then glared at the camera. "I thought you said it was a starters' gun!"
That's what you thought. Doesn't mean it is.
Abby lightly stepped on all four boards before reaching the platform on the other side. She then wrapped herself around the log, but unfortunately, it stalled halfway. "Guess I'm out," she said. She dropped to the water below.
"Alright, next is...Max!" said Don.
"Alright, time to EVIL!" the imp said as he took his place in the starting line.
The gun went off, and Max wound up face planting the second board before submerging.
"Alright, now let's bring...Sierra!"
The purple hair fangirl had a huge grin as she got into starting position. Chris fired the gun, and Sierra quickly crossed the boards, and she gripped the log. She made it, and then she cleared the Big Boulder as well. She jumped on the trampoline, and she gripped onto the rope net and pulled herself up. She then ran along the Warped Wall and gripped the top, and she pulled herself up. She grabbed the rope, swung to the other side, and her teammates cheered as she hit the Don box with 7.3 seconds to spare.
"And Sierra is the first Rhinoceros to clear the first leg!" announced Chris.
"Next is...Blaineley!" said Don.
"Oh boy, heeeeere we go," said Blaineley unenthusiastically. She went flying into the muddy water after stepping on the first board.
"Shame. Next is Izzy!"
"Yee-HAW-HAHAHA!" the crazy girl did a running jump onto the other side of the Quintuple Step. But then a whistle blew.
"You didn't do the obstacle, crazy girl! You skipped it!" said Chef, who had blown the whistle.
"Oh well. CANNONBALL!" the crazy ginger jumped into the muddy water. There were a few facepalms and shaking heads.
"Oh...kaaay. Next on our list is Ryan!" said Chris.
The muscular dater took his position, and when the gun sounded, he proceeded to complete the leg with 9.3 seconds. The Rhinoceri cheered.
"And Ryan beats the first leg with a new time to beat!" said Don.
"Whoo hoo! Go baby!" cheered Stephanie. Ryan smiled, but then…
"He's on the other team, dumbass," said Chad.
"Hey, there's nothing wrong with cheerin' your man on!" Stephanie fired back. Chad scowled at her.
"Our next participant is...Noah!" said Chris
"Ugh, great," the cynic groaned. Noah's thin arms did not help him keep a grip on the Jump Hang, and he fell only a second after grabbing onto it.
"Oooh, no for Noah! Ha ha ha!" said Don. Chris looked at him funny.
"Dude. Come up with better jokes."
"Me?" Don points at the camera. "He's the one who comes up with this shit!"
Yeah, well you could stop yourself from saying it.
"How are we supposed to know what you're making us say? You're writing it for us! Therefore, you're making us say it!"
I think about what I say. If it doesn't feel right, I imagine you guys getting uncomfortable, and I make changes. Since that didn't happen, you were OK with saying it.
Don growled as Chris smirked at him. "Alright, next on our list is DJ!"
At least there's no animals in this challenge, DJ thought to himself. He proceeded to have a pretty good run, only to be unable to pull himself up the Warped Wall. He tried again, but failed. And he failed again. And again. At that point, the timer ran out.
"DJ...thought you were stronger than that, buddy!" said Chris. "Maybe if you weren't such a Momma's boy…"
With what strength he had left, DJ's temper ignited, and everyone watched shocked (and for some, impressed) as the gentle giant pummeled Chris. By the time he was done, Chris had two black eyes, and he was clutching his stomach. "OK...maybe I was wrong."
Don laughed. "Anyhoo, next is Dave!"
Dave gulped.
"Good luck, Dave!" called Sky. This brought out the confidence needed in Dave, and when Chris fired the gun, he proceeded to run through the course, finishing with 7.9 seconds to spare. The Rhinoceri cheered. Keith however, did not look happy.
"And Dave moves on to the second leg, bringing the total up to three!" announced Chris.
"Next is Leshawna!" said Don. Leshawna slammed stomach first onto the ramp at the end of the Quintuple Step. "I do not do shit like this," she huffed.
"Haha, wicked!" said Chris. "Now it's Topher's turn!"
"Alright!" Topher turned to the cast. "Congratulations! You've all earned a private screening to see the Topher experience!" He faced the course and rubbed his hands together. Many campers rolled their eyes.
"Great," Chris said sarcastically. He fired the gun, and Topher ended up in the brown drink after making it ⅔ of the way through the Rolling Log.
"Booooooo! The Topher experience sucks! Hey Chef, got some tomatoes?" asked Don. A grinning Chef nodded and gave the hosts and himself two rotten tomatoes each to throw at Topher.
"Hey Topher! Maybe the Topher experience needs more money in the budget!" said Chris. He shared a laugh with Chef and Don as a disappointed Topher climbs out of the water.
"Ahh, funny stuff. Next is Dara!" said Don.
The pushover took her spot. Chris fired the gun, and Dara managed to make it to the Rope Climb after one failed attempt at scaling the Warped Wall. Unfortunately, that mistake doomed her, and she timed out four feet away from the Don box.
"Awww, so close," said Chris, though he (obviously) didn't mean it.
Dara rejoined her team. "I feel like such a failure," she said.
Izzy jumped onto her shoulders. "Aw now, you did better than I did! Besides, you came the closest out of those who didn't make it!" she said happily. Dara felt better after hearing that.
"Next on our list is Tom!" said Don.
"I hope I don't get my clothes wet!" Tom stopped. "Wait a minute. Why aren't we wearing our swimsuits?"
"Yeah! White boy's got a point!" agreed Leshawna.
"Uhhhhh...oops?" said Chris. He glared at the camera.
Not my fault, remember?
Chris fired the gun, and the fashion blogger quickly made it through the Quintuple Step. He got through the Rolling Log, despite having some difficulties maneuvering the log. Unfortunately, he flipped after stepping off the Big Boulder, and he slid off the platform at the end of the obstacle into the drink. When he got out, he was angry. "Nice going! Now my favorite clothes are ruined!"
"Hey, it's a cartoon! It should be good as new by the next episode!" said Don. Tom looked skeptical.
"Our next participant is Pete!" said Chris.
"Win one for the oldies, Petey!" called Gerry as the orange-clad tennis rival took his position. Chris fired the gun. Pete was flung from the Rolling Log after making only one turn on it.
"Huh. Maybe if he spent more time practicing and less time trying to look like me, he'd do better," said Chris. Pete proceeded to grab Chris at his feet and drag him into the water. Everyone laughed as the host sputtered. "Ugh! Reaaaaaally mature!" he said.
"Next up...Laurie!" said Don.
The vegan took her place. When Chris fired the gun, Laurie made it to the Big Boulder. She got a foot down on the other side, but it slipped off and she slid off the platform into the water below.
"No points for Laurie!" said Chris. "Next up...Ella!"
The musical princess assumed her position as Chris fired her gun. She made it past the Quintuple Step, but got stuck on the Rolling Log after one turn. She had no choice but to jump down.
"Ha ha!" taunted Sugar.
"After Ella is...Ennui!" said Don.
"Yay. I'm so pumped," Ennui said the way he always does. Chris fired the gun, and Ennui proceeded to have a pretty good run. He cleared the course with 4.8 seconds to go. The Rhinoceri cheered.
"And Ennui makes it to the second stage!" said Chris.
"Yaaaaaay," said Ennui.
"Now it's Amy's turn!" said Don.
The first-born twin took her spot on the starting line. Chris fired his gun, and Amy made it through the first stage with 0.1 seconds left after struggling to get the Rolling Log to move after the first turn. The Rhinoceri cheered.
"And Amy moves on to the second stage!" said Chris.
"Next up is Ellody!" said Don.
"If my calculations are right, I should make it past this stage without difficulties," Ellody said as she walked to the starting line. Chris fired the gun, and Ellody made it past each obstacle while stopping for a second before each one to analyze how to clear it. This cost her however, as the buzzer went off half a second before she hit the Don box.
"Ooh, close, but it seems we've found the flaw in your hypothesis: too much time calculating!" said Chris. A disappointed and slightly embarrassed Ellody facepalmed.
"Next is Miles!" said Don.
The straight-haired vegan lined up, and Chris fired the gun. She made it to the Jump Hang, but like Noah before her, she lost her grip on the rope net shortly after grabbing onto it.
"Looks like you were Miles away from victory!" laughed Chris. Miles rolled her eyes.
"Next on our list is Kelly!" said Don. Taylor rolled her eyes.
CONFESSIONAL: How much more can she tayke?
"My mom is so gonna fail," said Taylor.
*STATIC*
The mother stood at the startling line, waiting for Chris to fire his gun. Once he did, Kelly proceeded to tear through the course, finishing with 4.3 seconds to go. The Rhinoceri cheered.
"And that's six people from the Rambunctious Rhinoceri moving on to stage two!" said Chris.
Taylor gasped, then glared at her mom, who just smirked at her.
"Next is Sanders!" said Don.
Sanders lined up and waited for Chris to fire his gun. Once he did, her feet landed on the ramp at the end of the Quintuple Step, but she slid off and landed in the water.
"Sanders, what was that?!" asked MacArthur angry.
"It's harder than it looks, you know," said Sanders.
"Sure, sure, OK," said MacArthur.
CONFESSIONAL: On the actual show, you have to go through qualifying rounds before you can compete in the real thing.
"MacArthur really needs to accept the fact that not everyone is perfect," said Sanders.
*STATIC*
"Next is Owen!" said Chris.
The big oaf ran to the starting line. "Al-hal-hal-right! Let's do this!" Chris fired the gun, but Owen was unable to stick a landing onto the second board.
"Oh...kay. That didn't last long at all," said Don.
"Thank youuuuu, Captain Obvious. Or should I say, Captain Donvious?" said Chris.
Don groaned, then continued. "Sky, it's your turn!"
The aspiring olympian took her place on the starting line. Chris fired the gun, and Sky proceeded to blaze through the course, finishing with 10.3 seconds to spare. The Rhinoceri cheered, Dave the loudest. Keith crossed his arms, unhappy.
"Sky moves on to round two with a new record!" said Chris.
When Sky made it back down, Dave walked up to her. "I'm proud of you Sky. You can dominate me any time." Everything went silent. Dave looked awkwardly towards the camera. "Uhhhh, that's not what I meant. I meant she can perform better than me any time! Yeah," he said while rubbing the back of his head.
Sky touched his shoulders. "Oh Dave, I knew what you meant. You don't need to hide it any longer." Sky and Dave started to lean in…
Chris fired his gun again for Rock to go, stopping the two teens from their first kiss. On top of that, a certain someone had been watching it. He was pissed.
Rock was at the Big Boulder. He crossed, but lose his balance and fell back onto the boulder. "Oh ho, man, that was rockin' awesome!" he cried. He ran back, and tried again, this time successfully crossing the obstacle. Unfortunately, his jump on the Jump Hang was too low, and he missed the net completely. "That was rockin' awful," he said.
"No encore for Rock!" said Chris.
"Now it's Gerry's turn to go!" said Don.
The white-haired tennis rival jumped a couple times as he waited for the gun. Once it sounded, he made it to the Warped Wall, but timed out after four failed attempts. "Dang wall!" he shouted while shaking his fist at the Warped Wall.
"Oh yeah, sure. Blame the wall for your weakness," said Chris.
Bad move. Gerry kicked the first host in the crotch, sending him down to the ground. He then jumped on Chris' crotch five times, each one generating a progressively more painful scream.
"Ahhhhhh...I don't think I'm capable of reproducing," Chris said weakly.
"Hey, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, huh?" said Don. Chris gritted his teeth. "Anyways, now it's Mickey's turn!"
Mickey gulped. He shuffled to the starting line. The gun sounded, causing him to scream and run towards the water. He fell in without making an attempt to cross the obstacle. [3]
"Aw dude, seriously?!" asked Chris. "I don't think this is the right show for you, bro." Mickey hung his head in disappointment.
CONFESSIONAL: And I'm not sure this is the right job for me! What? It gets boring after a while!
"Signing up for this show was a bad idea," said Mickey.
*STATIC*
"Harold! You're up!" said Don.
The lanky nerd took his spot. "No pressure, string cheese!" taunted Lance.
"You're just jealous I like him and not you!" said Leshawna.
"Jealous, what? Nooo…" denied Lance.
"Are we gonna get started or what?" demanded Chris. No one spoke. He fired the gun. Harold made it to the Rolling Log, but once he turned, the log moved on its own, dragging Harold along with him. Once it stopped, he was jerked off the log.
"No points for Harold!" said Don.
"Now it's Veronica's turn!" said Chris.
Veronica took her place in the starting line. After Chris fired the gun, she proceeded to beat the stage with 4.3 seconds to spare.
"And Veronica ties Kelly's time to move on to round two!" said Don.
"Now it's Eva's turn!" said Chris.
"I am so going to crush this course!" vowed Eva as she took her place on the starting line. Chris fired his gun, and Eva managed to have a good run. Unfortunately, when she grabbed onto the rope net, she chose to go under it instead of over it, which was more time consuming. This cost her, as the timer ran out as she reached for the Don box. She hit it a tenth of a second too late.
"Come on, work damn you!" Eva pounded on the Don box, which wasn't making its buzz.
"Eva! It is my pleasure to announce that you were off by a tenth of a second!" said Don with a hint of sadism in his voice.
In a fit of rage, Eva jumped off the platform to try and tackle Don. Don however, simply sidestepped with a look of indifference, causing Eva to hit the ground, falling unconsciousness.
"This just shows people are dying to be on this show," said Don. The cast either rolled their eyes or facepalmed.
"Seriously dude?" said Chris. "Besides, she may not be dead. Remember Jo from the last episode?" Jo glares at a sheepishly grinning Rodney. Chris faced the Rhinoceri. "Now it's Zoey's turn!"
When Zoey took her place, she felt her commando phase setting in. When Chris fired the gun, she proceeded to dominate the course, finishing with 9.3 seconds to spare. The Rhinoceri cheered.
"Well done, Zoey!" said Don. "Now it's Cody's turn!"
The boy took his position. Chris fired the gun, and Cody proceeded to painfully wipeout on the Quintuple Step. As he progressed through the obstacle, he found himself leaning forwards, and the back of his head slammed into the ramp, and he fell head over heels into the water. [4]
Chris laughed. "#1 wipeout on the #1 obstacle in order; what else is there that's #1 about him?"
"He'll always be #1 in my heart," said Sierra.
"Uhhh, yeah…whatever works," said Chris. "Next is Sammy!"
The second-born twin took her spot. Chris fired the gun, and Sammy, like Amy, finished with 0.1 seconds remaining after struggling to get the log to move after the first turn. The Rhinoceri cheered.
"Amy? Not gonna accuse your sister of copying you?" said Don. Amy wasn't even listening to him. "OK, guess it is meant to be." He continued. "Now it's Jasmine's turn!"
The tall outback girl took her spot. When Chris fired the gun, she beat the course with 6.2 seconds to go. The Rhinoceri cheered.
"And Jasmine moves on to round two!" said Chris. "Now it's Lindsay's turn!"
The blonde bombshell took her position. Chris fired the gun. Unfortunately, Lindsay was flung from the Rolling Log after one turn.
"Oh Lindsay, if only you could have a run that was as hot as you," said Don. "Now it's Katie's turn!"
The skinny BFFFL took her position. Chris fired the gun. Unfortunately, her right foot dipped into the water as her left one reached the fourth and final board of the Quintuple Step.
"Ooh, sorry Katie, but that gets a Kzero from me," said Chris, who chuckled at his joke. Don eyed him intently, forcing the raven-haired host to stop. "Anyways, it's Gwen's turn!"
"Well, at least it can't kill me," said the goth as she stood at the starting line. Chris fired his gun, but Gwen landed on her crotch on the third board, her feet dipping into the water. "OW! What the fuck?! That shouldn't have even hurt!" she cried.
The hosts looked at the camera and shrugged. "Don't question the logic of this show," Don said while Chris shook his head. They faced the Rhinoceri. "OK, it's Crimson's turn!"
"I will avenge you, Gwen," Crimson told Gwen as they traded places.
"Thanks," Gwen said with a matching level of enthusiasm.
Chris fired the gun, and Crimson delivered a strong performance that included grabbing almost the very top of the Jump Hang's rope net, and she finished with 8.3 seconds. The Rhinoceri cheered.
"She's stronger than she looks," remarked Chris. "Now let's see how Ezekiel does!"
The homeschooled boy stood at the starting line. Chris fired the gun, and Ezekiel managed to turn in a solid performance, finishing with 7.2 seconds to spare. The Rhinoceri cheered.
"The ever-growing list of stage one completionists never ceases to amaze me," said Don. "Now it's Cameron's turn!"
The short bubble boy took his spot on the starting line. Chris fired the gun. Unfortunately, due to his small stature, Cameron was unable to make a step on the second board.
"Why am I not surprised?" said Chris. "Last up is Mike!"
Mike stood at the starting line. "Now Mike, you are NOT allowed to use your Svetlana personality during this challenge. Only Mike," said Chris. Mike nodded, and Chris fired the gun. Mike was unable to keep a grip on the Jump Hang.
"And that's it! Ten people from the Rambunctious Rhinoceri will be moving on to the second stage!" said Don. He faced the Zesty Zebras. "Zebras, it's your turn. First up, Josee!"
The female ice dancer's face lit up. "Yes! I'm going first because I am the best!" she said confidently. Jacques pinched the bridge of his nose.
Chris fired the gun, and Josee was able to clear the stage with 10.1 seconds. But she wasn't happy.
"Josee, congrats! You move on to round two!" said Chris.
"But I didn't have the fastest time!" yelled Josee.
"True...you were off by .2 seconds," Chris rubbed in her face. "But hey! If you're second, you're the first to lose!"
"But I want to be the first to win!" she cried.
"That is enough, Josee! You need to stop with your first place madness! Get down here right now!" ordered Jacques.
Josee gasped. "Are you trying to betray me?!" she yelled.
"What, no! You're taking your first place obsession too far!"
"THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GOING TOO FAR!"
"Ooh, lots of drama!" said Don. "Perfect for the show's ratings, and perfect for *he suddenly turns angry* after the challenge! We're in the middle of a challenge right now, so shut it!" The Ice Dancers quit bickering. Don sighed and continued. "It's Beth's turn now," he said.
The farm girl lined up at the start. Chris fired the gun, and Beth's foot slipped off the second board of the Quintuple Step.
"Good try, Blech," mocked Chris. Beth glared at him. "You're a meanie and a jerk," she fired.
"That's the best you've got?" asked Chris. Beth huffed, upset. I'll get to him someday, thought Beth.
"Next up, Brick!" said Don.
The cadet assumed his position. Chris fired the gun, and Brick cleared the stage with 7.3 seconds to spare. The Zebras cheered.
"And Brick moves on to stage two!" said Chris.
Brick stood next to Jo. "How's that for a change, ma'am?" Brick asked Jo with a smile.
Jo scowled. "Pfft, please. You got lucky. Wait till it's my turn, and I'll show you how it's done.
"Heather, you're up!" said Don.
The queen bee took her spot, and Chris fired the gun. Heather was flung from the Rolling Log ⅓ of the way in, with the log rolling all the way to the end.
"Ha ha ha!" Dakota laughed as Heather resurfaced. The queen bee quickly got out of the water and tackled Dakota. Spud started watching excitedly, which Rock noticed.
CONFESSIONAL: Why do catfights mean girl fights and dogfights mean actual fights in combat?
"From the looks of things, Spud is one lucky dude," said Rock.
*STATIC*
"Ladies, ladies, please!" Chris said as he approached the fighting pair of popular rich girls. "Save the catfights for later; exactly what Don said to our ice dancing friends a moment ago!" The ice dancers glared at each other.
"Now it's JD's turn!" said Don.
JD took his place on the starting line. Chris fired his gun, and JD, rather than complete the Quintuple Step the normal way, stepped on the second board first, then made his way back to the first one, stopped, then jumped all the way to the fourth board, and finally leapt to the third one and jumped to the ramp from there. There was a mix of confusion and amazement from the cast.
"What is he doing?" asked Chris.
"Beats me," replied Don.
JD then positioned himself so he faced away from the log instead of towards it, and he rolled down to the platform at the end. When he made it to the Jump Hang, rather than go over or under, he made it through the side of the rope net. He then beat the first stage with 4.2 seconds to go. The Zebras cheered.
"JD, how did you do that?" asked Chris.
"What can I say? I'm the guy who likes to be different," said JD.
"But—oh forget it! Next is Carrie!"
"Good luck homie!" Devin tried to say to Carrie. Carrie flipped him off in response.
Chris fired the gun, and Carrie beat the course with 4.3 seconds to go. The Zebras cheered.
"And Carrie moves on to round two!" said Don.
"Well done, homie!" said Devin. He held up his hand for a high five, but an angry Carrie ignored it.
"Next is Jay!" said Chris.
The adversity twin stepped up to the starting line and took a deep breath. Chris fired the gun. Like Mickey, Jay was frightened by this, and he ran straight into the water without making any attempt at clearing the Quintuple Step. "AHH! WATER! AQUAPHOBIA! HYPOTHERMIA!" the boy cried while flailing his arms.
"No wonder their gym teacher just laughed at them," said Don. "Next is Courtney!"
Courtney managed a decent performance, hitting the Don box with 4.3 seconds to spare. The Zebras cheered.
"And Courtney moves on to round two!" said Chris. "Now it's Dawn's turn!"
Dawn made it to the Jump Hang, but she missed the rope net completely.
"It just Dawned on me that she's too short to grab that net!" joked Don. Chris facepalmed, many campers rolled their eyes, and when Dawn resurfaced, she gave Don "the look." Don faced the camera and pointed at it. "Yo, can you stop making me say this stuff?"
No.
"Alright Jacques, you're up!" said Chris.
The male ice dancer took his position. Chris fired the gun, and Jacques beat the course with 9.4 seconds to spare. The Zebras cheered.
"And Jacques moves on to round two!" said Don.
When Jacques made his way back down, Josee fumed. "Why didn't you get the fastest time to avenge me?"
"Josee, I—"
"Are you happy with failure?!"
"What?! NO!"
"Then you SHOULD'VE GOTTEN THE RECORD TIME!"
"Josee, the record time DOESN'T MATTER!"
"YES IT DOES! IF YOU'RE NOT FIRST, YOU'RE LOSING!"
"You know what, I don't CARE about finishing first anymore! I'm sick of you saying that shit! It's all I hear!"
Josee gasped.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaalright, time to pause the episode. I know, another two-parter. It was gonna be another long one, so it needed to be split.
What will happen between the Ice Dancers? Will Devin ever get Carrie back? How will the rest of the Zesty Zebras fare in round one? What about rounds two and three? All that and more will be answered in the exciting conclusion that is chapter 10!
[1] Look up "Ninja Warrior" if you haven't already. This is the first stage from the 8th and 9th tournaments.
[2] The order was generated by .
[3] In the 8th tournament, a guy ran straight into the water without really making an attempt to cross the obstacle.
[4] In the 8th tournament, a guy did pretty much what he just did.
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci
#89: Duncan
#88: Anne Maria
#87: Sadie
#86: B
#85: Justin
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Lindsay
Tom
Veronica
Pete
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Izzy
Owen
Gerry
Leshawna
Sky
Eva
Mike
Katie
Mickey
Noah
Jasmine
Sammy
Dave
DJ
Rock
Abby
Amy
Blaineley
Miles
Ellody
Kelly
Topher
Ella
Zoey
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
Max
Ryan
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Jen
Lightning
Scarlett
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Josee
Dawn
Jo
Brick
Devin
Beardo
Chad
Bridgette
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Sugar
MacArthur
Shawn
Tammy
Tyler
Emma
Leonard
Carrie
Dwayne
Trent
JD
Kitty
Mary
Stephanie
Jacques
Beth
Dakota
Lorenzo
Heather
Junior
Rodney
Courtney