"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Chris.
The camera shows Geoff face planting the Quintuple Step's ramp, followed by Tyler jumping into the water with his tracksuit stuck around his ankles, and finally Chad sticking his landing on the Rope Climb too low.
"Our campers took on the Ninja Warrior course, and man, was it brutal!"
The camera shows Vert getting ready to rape Jen, followed by Tom talking angrily to Mike.
"Mike's new personality Vert came back with a vengeance!" said Don.
The camera shows Gwen landing crotch first on the Quintuple Step's third board, followed by Jacques falling to the ground after lifting the third wall in the Wall Lift, and finally Sierra landing on the platform at the end of the Pipe Slider.
"Although the Rhinoceri took an early tumble, the Zebras quickly followed suit in the next round, and Sierra ended up winning for the Rhinoceri!" said Chris.
The camera shows Josee telling Chad to come with her, followed by them talking about the elimination.
"Josee and Chad formed our first alliance this season…" said Don.
The camera shows MacArthur's reaction to her elimination.
"...and they used their knowledge of Jay's Lance idol to blindside MacArthur!" Don finished his sentence.
The camera shows Keith shooting Dave, followed by Chris yelling at him.
"In other news, Keith, one of our interns, is now sleeping in the cabins used by our campers!" said Chris.
The camera shows both hosts.
"Who will go sky streaking next? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Chris.
"DOMINATION!" both hosts yell.
*cue intro*
It was still nighttime. Keith was using a water vacuum to suck the water out of the ground below the Pipe Slider from last night's challenge. "Ugh, finally. I'm done." Keith walked away from where he was just working and headed towards the Rambunctious Rhinoceri's cabin.
INSIDE THE RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI'S CABIN
It was pitch black inside, and Keith didn't have a flashlight. The overweight intern stumbled around, swinging his arms around in an attempt to feel his surroundings. Once he felt his feet start stepping on carpet instead of the hardwood floor, he made his way down to the ground to go to sleep.
That morning, he heard female whispers. When he woke up however, he wasn't looking at his ex, a police cadet, and a hot-tempered bodybuilder. Instead, he was looking at a purple-haired fangirl, a blonde bombshell, a redheaded psycho, a friendly girl, a BFFFL, and a quiet girl. "Huh? Where am I?" he asked.
"42 Wallaby Way!" said Izzy. Keith sneered at her.
"You're in Rhinoceri girls' room two!" said Abby with a smile.
"Sorry, wrong room." The burly man got up and went next door, where Eva, Sanders, and Sky had been talking. They all stopped when he entered. Sky went wide-eyed.
"A ha! This is the right room!" said Keith.
Eva stood up. "Yes, and you will not be making any moves on Sky on my watch," she said menacingly.
"Sure, OK," said Keith while rolling his eyes. He made his way to the mess hall, where many others were also headed to.
MESS HALL
"Welcome campers!" Chris turned to Eva, Sanders, and Sky. "Ladies, how was Keith?"
"You mean the dumbass who ended up sleeping next door?" said Eva.
"I didn't have a flashlight with me! Maybe if someone had given me one…" defended Keith. A red flashlight thrown from off-screen ends up hitting him.
"Anyways, Sierra! Or, anybody really. What would our next challenge be?"
Sierra raised her hand. "Ooh, the paintball reindeer challenge!" she exclaimed.
"Yes! Come with us outside to explain the rules."
OUTSIDE
To Don's right was a rack filled with blue paintball guns, while to Chris' right was a rack filled with yellow ones.
"OK campers. When I call your name, grab your gun," said Don. "Rhinoceri, I want Dara, Laurie, Blaineley, Cameron, Crimson, Pete, Sammy, DJ, Kelly, Cody, Mike, Ryan, Sky, Noah, Sanders, Topher, Lindsay, Ellody, Max, Rock, and Ennui." Those with their names called grabbed their guns. "You will be your team's hunters. That means Gerry, Ella, Eva, Zoey, Ezekiel, Leshawna, Gwen, Katie, Miles, Izzy, Veronica, Sierra, Tom, Abby, Harold, Amy, Jasmine, Owen, and Mickey…" Chef was putting reindeer hats on those called. "...you will be your team's deer!"
"We're not hunting animals, are we?" Laurie panicked.
"Nope! And if you're worried about those killing people, they don't. They're paintball guns; they shoot paint," said Don. Laurie looked at the barrel of her gun nervously.
"I still don't think having us dress up as deer and getting shot at is a good idea," protested Miles.
"Sheesh, aren't you taking your principles a little too far?" asked Don. Miles seethed.
CONFESSIONAL: So if real guns shoot bullets, why aren't they called bulletguns then? See, spell-check is already on its period!
"Too far? TOO FAR?!" screamed Miles.
*STATIC*
"I've never fired a gun before. My mom says they're really dangerous, though," said Cameron.
*STATIC*
"Zebras, the following are hunters: Sam, Heather, Brick, Emma, Dwayne, Jay, Jen, Chad, Junior, Jacques, Tyler, Leonard, Stephanie, Devin, Beth, Chet, Scarlett, Brody, Scott, Jo, and Sugar," said Chris. Those with their names called got their guns. "That means the rest of you: Kitty, Geoff, Josee, Ernesto, Alejandro, Taylor, Bridgette, Dakota, Shawn, Tammy, Carrie, Lorenzo, Rodney, Beardo, Lightning, Mary, Trent, Dawn, Courtney, Spud, and JD, you are deer."
"You have until this evening to kill each other," said Don. When he saw Laurie's wide eyes, he corrected his mistake. "You have until this evening to splat each other."
"Oh, so it's like that game Splatoon for the Wii U!" said Sam. "I beat DJ Octavio in less than six hours! This should be a breeze!"
"Ready?" Chris took out his starter pistol and shot towards the sky. A raven flew to the ground. "Really dude?! You lied again!" Chris yelled at the camera.
"Oh, my god. Where the hell am I?" said Raven, who stood up. What? I never said it was a bird.
"Uhhh…" Chris had no idea what to say. "Ooh, Pretty Pony Pegasus is on!" He changed the subject.
"Ew, I heard that other Raven watches that shit," Raven said as she walked away from the scene. [1] A slack jawed Chris shrugged and shook his head.
"Um, excuse me? Chris?" A voice snapped Chris out of his confusion. That voice belonged to Jay. "Isn't my team supposed to get an advantage in this challenge?"
Realization hit Chris like a truck. "Why didn't you speak up earlier?!" He then called, "Everyone, stop what you're doing and come back!"
"The challenge is over already? But...nobody's been shot!" said Lindsay.
"No Lindsay, we forgot that Jay here drew the Lance idol at last night's elimination, so his team gets an advantage." He turned to face Jay. "You get to shoot five shots before this challenge starts, so! Fire away, boy."
Jay looked at the Rhinoceri nervously. "Uhhh...any volunteers?"
His brother quickly raised his hand. "Can you put me out of my misery?"
Jay pointed his gun at Mickey, fired...and ended up hitting Amy instead.
"Ugh, I'm gonna—"
"Amy, be nice," her sister told her. Amy sighed and looked down at the ground.
"Four more shots," said Chris.
Jay's next shot ended up hitting Gerry. "Darn kid!" he yelled while shaking his fist.
"Three more!"
Jay's third attempt at shooting out his brother ended with Veronica getting shot.
"It's fine. Your marksmanship isn't that bad, either. Really, it isn't! You've hit somebody on every shot!" Veronica reassured the adversity twin.
"Two more!"
Jay failed again to hit Mickey, instead hitting Sierra. "Ugh!" She turned to Cody. "Win this for me Codykinz!" Cody smiled and flashed two gun gestures.
"Last shot, Jay!"
Once again, Jay missed hitting Mickey, hitting Miles instead. Mickey panicked. "I'm sorry bro," was all Jay could say.
"Thank god," said Don to himself.
"Alright, this challenge is back on!" He fired his gun again, and this time, a robin fell to the ground. "You know, I'm surprised the vegans never said anything about me shooting birds."
Robin stood up and pointed at Chris. "You shoot birds?! You are committing an act of genocide against one species of animal! Shame on you!" he yelled. He then left the scene. Chris closed his eyes and massaged his temples.
BETWEEN THE MESS HALL AND THE ZEBRAS CABIN
Ella had walked past the mess hall when suddenly, she got shot. She squealed and looked around to see what hit her, but couldn't find anything. She sighed and went into the mess hall, where the other shot deer went. Sugar's head then pops out of one of the bushes.
CONFESSIONAL: What the hElla just hit me?
"Best, day, EVER!" exclaimed Sugar.
*STATIC*
Mike and Cameron were walking together. "So how has it been going with Vert?" asked the shorter boy.
Mike sighed. "Every time I go into my subconsciousness, he's sleeping."
"That means he only comes out when he's provoked!" said Cameron. "Whenever you don't see something sexy, which you only have twice so far, that's when you can go into your subconsciousness and dispose of him."
"Unfortunately Cam, I can only enter my subconsciousness when I sleep. The reset button disappeared when we pushed it in season five, and none of us have anything to kill him with.
It was Cameron's turn to sigh. "I don't think I'm able to help you anymore Mike. That sounds like something beyond my knowledge. And I don't think anyone else will be able to help, either. B's gone, Harold's too much of a klutz and probably wouldn't know either, Noah wouldn't care, Chad would just ramble on about 'curing' MPD, Ellody would go into too scientific detail, and Scarlett and Mary seem to have evil set in their minds." He then shot Spud before saying, "Well, gotta go, buddy!" He left.
"Hey...where'd this blue stain come from?" Spud could be heard asking from a distance. Mike sighed and looked down.
BEHIND THE ZEBRAS CABIN
Tammy was walking past the back of the Zebras cabin when she suddenly got shot...only the paint was yellow.
"Ha ha ha ha!" Sugar laughed and pointed at her teammate.
Chef blew his whistle. "No friendly fire! You're out!"
"But I'm a hunter!" said Sugar.
"I don't care!"
Sugar left with a huff.
IN FRONT OF THE CONFESSIONAL
"Alright, hold still," Jay was telling his fearful brother. "One, two, three!"
Mickey promptly got shot. "Th-thanks."
"That wasn't me…" said Jay.
The camera focuses on Sam running away from the group while cackling. "Time to expand on my kill streak! Er...splat streak!" He then shot Gwen and Leshawna, both of whom were approaching him.
"Damn, that white boy's crazy today!" Leshawna said as they left.
IN FRONT OF THE RHINOCERI CABIN
Owen, Izzy, and Abby walked past the front of their team's cabin, with Izzy sitting on Owen's shoulders. Suddenly, Owen got shot in the stomach by Sam.
"AHHH! I've been bullseyed!" the big boy cried. "Run ladies, run!"
The two girls took off. Izzy told Abby, "Cover for me! I'm going in!" Abby nodded, but still looked a bit worried.
"HIIII-YAH!" Izzy karate-chopped the gun from Sam's hand, picked the gun up before he could, and shot him. Unfortunately…
...Chef blew his whistle. "No friendly fire, crazy girl!"
"He's on the other team! I took his gun and shot him with it!"
"Since he's been hit with the color of his team, it counts as friendly fire, now get out!"
Izzy walked off with a sour look on her face. Abby just stood there, shocked by everything she just saw.
CONFESSIONAL: Logic. Something this show has absolutely none of.
"I feel bad for Izzy being screwed over by rules; they can be so unfair sometimes," said Abby. "But still, she kicked so much butt out there!"
*STATIC*
Taylor was walking behind the mess hall when she was confronted by Kelly. Taylor gasped, then smirked. She started screaming and running past the side of the mess hall, and she quickly got shot in the butt.
"OWW! MY OWN MOM SHOT MEEEE!" screamed Taylor, trying to be as dramatic as possible. She then faked sobbing noises, which attracted the attention of various campers. Kelly stood there wide-eyed.
"Kelly, shooting her own daughter for her own personal gain!" said Don.
"I—she's...faking it!" cried the mother.
"I thought you were my mom! Instead you're a...monster!" cried Taylor, who was still continuing her act. She then went inside the mess hall to join those eliminated.
IN FRONT OF THE WOODS
Ezekiel and Dave walked together, with Sky in the middle. Suddenly, Keith snatched the gun from Sky and shot her, Dave, and then Ezekiel before they could react.
This did not go unnoticed by the hosts. "HEY!" screamed Chris. Keith stopped and turned around. "You're SERIOUSLY interfering with the challenge AGAIN?!" Keith just stood there, unable to generate a response.
"Go to bed, Keith," ordered Don.
"It's only 4 PM!" he shouted.
"Don't care, don't care, don't care. Hey Chris, wanna join me?" said Don. [2]
"Sure!" Then they both said, "don't care, don't care, don't care," until Keith was inside the Rhinoceri cabin.
Chris and Don high-fived. "Ah, I love our jobs," said Chris.
IN FRONT OF THE HOSTS' COTTAGE
Geoff and Bridgette walked together, with Brody in the middle. Suddenly, Max shot Bridgette in the stomach. Since her hoodie was a bit small, revealing a bit of skin, she was in a lot of pain.
"Woah, Bridge, are you OK?" Geoff asked his girlfriend.
"Ugh, I think I'm gonna throw up."
"I'll walk you to the infirmary, OK?" offered Brody. Bridgette smiled as the two walked to the infirmary tent.
Geoff stood there. "Uh...is anyone gonna shoot that guy?" He was promptly shot by Max, who laughed maniacally.
CONFESSIONAL: A girl named Lana Epar was expelled upon entering her school. Why? [3]
"I trust Brody not to hit on my girl. That's what friends are for, right?" said Geoff.
*STATIC*
"I guess I'll do something useful and shoot someone," said Blaineley. She shot Carrie in the stomach, who yelped and clutched her stomach. Blaineley chuckled as she saw the blonde moan in pain.
Junior walked up to her and held out a hand. "Need some help going to the infirmary?" he asked. Carrie smiled, took his hand, and walked to the infirmary with her. Devin saw this and gasped.
CONFESSIONAL: Everybody tryna steal my gir-r-rl, everybody tryna take her heart away…
"Is he trying to steal Carrie from me?!" cried Devin.
*STATIC*
"Can we have everyone's attention please?!" Don yelled through a megaphone. Everyone stopped. "The sun is starting to set, so everyone come here so we can determine the results!" Everyone did what they were asked.
"OK. Rhinoceri, you have nine hunters remaining. Zebras, you have...sixteen hunters! That means you not only win, but had you not used the Lance idol Jay, you still would have won! Well done!" said Chris. The Zebras cheered.
"Rhinoceri, you have until it's pitch black to discuss elimination!" said Don. The Rhinoceri all looked down.
MESS HALL
Jasmine got the conversation started. "Alright mates, who's leaving?"
"I think Kelly should leave for being a bad momma to Taylor," said DJ.
Kelly gasped, then turned angry. "I am not a bad mother; Taylor asks for it! Have I been mean to anyone else here?" Everyone froze for a second, then slowly shook their heads.
"Alright, so back to the question: who's leaving?" asked Topher.
"No offense Mickey, but it's only safe you go," said Cody.
"I agree; you and your brother's bad luck hasn't really changed," said Dara.
"I think we have our decision," said Gwen. The team left the mess hall.
CAMPFIRE
"Rhinoceri, you're back. What a surprise," said Chris. "Anyways, you know the drill: if you don't get a marshmallow, you must take the Fireworks of Shame."
"Marshmallows go to...Dara, Laurie, Blaineley, Cameron, Crimson, Pete, Sammy, DJ, Cody, Mike, Ryan, Sky, Noah, Sanders, Topher, Lindsay, Ellody, Max, Rock, Ennui, Gerry, Ella, Eva, Zoey, Ezekiel, Leshawna, Gwen, Katie, Miles, Izzy, Veronica, Sierra, Tom, Abby, Harold, Amy, Jasmine, and Owen," said Don, throwing a marshmallow to each recipient as their name was called. Kelly and Mickey were left without marshmallows.
"Kelly. Mickey. This, is the final marshmallow. Kelly, you were harsh to your own daughter in the challenge," said Chris.
"She faked the whole thing! And she brought this upon herself!" defended Kelly.
"And Mickey, you volunteered to have Jay shoot you out, and you continued to try and get him to eliminate you during the challenge, which questions whether or not you're truly ready for this show." Mickey nodded. "The final marshmallow goes to…
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"I'll see what I can do," said Chef, who walked up to him and strapped him into a firecracker. He then lit the fuse, and after three seconds, he went flying.
The hosts walked up. "Not a long chapter, but there seem to be a lot of development taking place." said Don. "How will Jay do when he finds out his brother is gone? Can Brody be trusted with Bridgette without Geoff? What about Junior with Carrie without Devin? Will Mike put his plan into action? Will Keith stop causing trouble? Will next chapter be longer? Find out the answer to all that and more, next time, on TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!" yelled Chris.
"DOMINATION!" both hosts yell.
MEANWHILE…
Duncan was walking through the streets of downtown Toronto.
"This just in, a new episode of a show already containing two cases of rape!" Duncan turned around to see a news anchor announcing some breaking news.
"Total Drama Domination, the latest season of the popular TV show Total Drama, is by far the friskiest season yet, featuring guns and rape in its eleven episodes so far!"
That was all Duncan needed to hear. "Guns and rape? I'M COMIIIIING!" The punk started sprinting in the direction he had been going.
[1] Yep, those were the original Teen Titans, or the real ones as I call them. Not the Teen Titans Go ones, or the fake ones as I call them.
[2] This came from Don's quote to the Vegans when they protested Father and Son stealing their fossil.
[3] Lana = anal. Epar = rape. Her name is Anal Rape backwards.
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci
#89: Duncan
#88: Anne Maria
#87: Sadie
#86: B
#85: Justin
#84: MacArthur
#83: Mickey
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Lindsay
Tom
Veronica
Pete
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Izzy
Owen
Gerry
Leshawna
Sky
Eva
Mike
Katie
Noah
Jasmine
Sammy
Dave
DJ
Rock
Abby
Amy
Blaineley
Miles
Ellody
Kelly
Topher
Ella
Zoey
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
Max
Ryan
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Jen
Lightning
Scarlett
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Josee
Dawn
Jo
Brick
Devin
Beardo
Chad
Bridgette
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Sugar
Shawn
Tammy
Tyler
Emma
Leonard
Carrie
Dwayne
Trent
JD
Kitty
Mary
Stephanie
Jacques
Beth
Dakota
Lorenzo
Heather
Junior
Rodney
Courtney
...aaaaaaaaand that's the chapter! I know it's kind of shorter than what I've been making, but there has been quite a bit of development coming to light in this chapter.
Alright, time to explain why Mickey left. I have new plots with Jay coming up, but it required sacrificing Mickey in order for it to happen, as he was the less useful of the Adversity Twins.
So now we have potential love triangles floating around, which are Geoff X Brody X Bridgette (although Geoff doesn't suspect a thing) and Devin X Junior X Carrie (unlike Geoff, Devin is wary of what's going on to some degree).
Duncan is now in downtown Toronto, getting closer and closer to arriving back at camp. The province is now aware of the show as well, but will anything be done about it?
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