"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Chris.
The camera shows Hawkeye explaining the challenge in the mess hall, followed by him yelling at Chris and Don.
"Hawkeye hosted the challenge, and he did a REALLY great job!"
The camera shows Jo tagging Sanders, followed by her announcing to the hosts they're forfeiting their win, and finally Brick angrily announcing his new attitude.
"The Zesty Zebras won the challenge, only to forfeit their victory after Brick pissed off Jo," said Don.
The camera shows Hawkeye eliminating Scarlett from the challenge, followed by her screaming after being eliminated from the competition, and finally a shocked and morose Josee and Chad being left behind by their team.
"Scarlett's evilness ultimately came back to bite her, as she was eliminated, potentially stripping her alliance-mates of their power!" said Hawkeye.
The camera shows the hosts.
"Who will bring July to May? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Chris.
"DRAMA!" yelled Don.
"DOMINATION!" all three of them yelled.
*cue intro*
The camera shows the washroom outhouse, followed by the showers with Rock and Taylor's silhouettes being visible through the curtains. Taylor's shadow is seen reaching for something, and the shower turns off. Her arm is seen grabbing two towels.
"That, was rockin' awesome! BOW WOW WOW WOW!" Rock started doing air guitar.
"I know, right?"
"And that was really smart of you to get me and my bandmates to flip on Scarlett last night!"
"Bitch had it coming! Say, have you and your band planned any songs yet?"
"No...because we want to see if you have any requests!"
"Ooh, how about that Love Yourself song by Justin Bieber? That could certainly use a nice spin on it!"
"Alright, cool! I'll go tell the others!"
MESS HALL
"She wants us to perform what?!" yelled Chet. Rock's bandmates did not look happy.
"Look, I'm sorry, but it's what she wants! Also, could I let you guys in on a little secret?" Rock and his band leaned in, with Rock whispering something. His bandmates went wide-eyed.
"Woah, you what?!" yelled Lorenzo.
"I know, I know. Please just cooperate with me. This isn't just about us. It's about her...and me. So, what do you say?"
Rock's bandmates looked at each other and sighed. "Alright, we're in," said Chet.
"K cool!"
The hosts entered the mess hall. "Good morning campers!" rang Chris.
"Good morning Chris!" Everyone feigned enthusiasm.
"Huh. Glad I only had to tell you once. Anywho, who can tell me what challenge would be next?"
Sierra raised her hand, followed by Spud a couple seconds later saying "oh!"
"Ooh, competition! But Sierra, since you had your hand up first, you get to answer!"
"The extreme torture challenge!" answered Sierra.
"Correct!" Chris threw the purple-haired fangirl a cookie. "Everyone come outside with me!"
OUTSIDE
"We will be using the same challenges we used in the first season," said Don. "That means...Chef?"
From the helicopter above them, Chef proceeds to drop two sofas, one of which lands on Chris's foot, and the other on Don's, causing both to yell out in pain and Hawkeye to smirk.
"Anyways, we will decide who gets to make the jump on each team!" Chris took out his phone. "Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna use our ever so reliable friend, random dot org!"
"AKA, what you always use," said Noah.
"Shut up, Noah." Chris put his phone away. "Jumping for the Rhinoceri is Kelly, and jumping for the Zebras is...wait for it...Taylor!"
Kelly gasped, then glared at a smirking Taylor.
"You two, follow me up the helicopter." The mother/daughter duo followed the raven haired host up the helicopter's ladder.
INSIDE THE HELICOPTER
Kelly and Taylor were in the plane. "So like, where's our diving gear?" asked the Regina George reject.
"We figured since we already placed the couches where you'll be landing, you don't need it." He laughed as the two ladies shared nervous glances. "Now go!" He shoved them out of the helicopter, then whispered to the camera, "that's not what I told everyone else."
BACK ON THE BEACH
"Chris told them the opposite, but you guys will try to move the couches so they can't land on them," said Don. He and Hawkeye walked away as the contestants looked at each other nervously. Then they started to hear the screams of their respective jumper.
"Maybe we should only move it like, an inch," suggested Lindsay. "He only said we had to move it."
"Great thinking, girl!" approved Leshawna, and the team pushed the couch an inch forward.
CONFESSIONAL: I have something that's capable of being pushed an inch forward.
"Girl really is smarter than we give credit for," said Leshawna.
*STATIC*
"Alright team, let's push the couch forward!" ordered Jo.
"Uh, I don't, exactly uh…" stammered Rock.
"THAT was an ORDER, SOLDIER!" yelled Brick.
"Hey, that's MY job! Only I can do that!" yelled Jo.
Brick tackled Jo, and the two started fighting. Eventually, the two females fell onto their respective couches.
"First point goes to the Rhinoceri, since the Zebras didn't move their couch!" said Hawkeye. Kelly smirked at an angry Taylor.
TIME SKIP
"Now it's time for the next challenge!" said Chris. At this point, two giant moose appeared, causing Max to gulp and his eyes to widen. "Whoever stays on the longest will score the next point! Zebras, you need this one to stay alive!" The yellow team looked at each other a bit nervously.
Chris pulled his phone out again to randomize the teams. He then put it away and said," Zebras, you will send out Chet…"
Chet's bandmates smiled and nodded at the confident stepbrother, who did it back.
"...and Rhinoceri...oh man, this is good...Max!"
Max panicked.
CONFESSIONAL: Scared to the Max!
"Drat! I got trampled by those dastardly fiends at that other cursed island!" protested the imp.
*STATIC*
Chet approached his team's moose while Max...just stood there, looking down angry.
"Come on, little boy. We're about to have time relative to your stature real soon!" quipped Don. Max groaned, and he reluctantly made his way towards his team's moose.
"Ready, set, go!" Hawkeye fired an arrow up at the sky. Chet's moose was jumping up and down as it moved, but it wasn't doing much else. Max's moose however…
"AHHHHHH! LET ME OFF, LET ME OOOOOOFF!" The imp screamed as his moose was moving like it was having a violent seizure. Eventually, his moose yanked him off.
"Ooh, and Max is—" Chris started to say. But Max's moose wasn't done yet. He started pouncing on the poor boy, and then started eating the boy's face, causing everyone to gasp and grow wide-eyed.
"I thought moose weren't supposed to eat people, eh?" asked Ezekiel.
"Uhhh, Chris? By any chance is there some special serum inside that thing?" asked Chef worriedly.
"There shouldn't be, unless someone put it in there," Chris said, genuinely terrified.
The camera cut to the interns, who all stood wide-eyed, especially Keith.
CONFESSIONAL: They're dangerous animals, but not deadly animals…
"Uh...ohhhh...I put the serum in there thinking Dave or Sky would be participating...damn Chris and his randomness," said Keith.
*STATIC*
By now, both moose were clawing and ripping Max's skin off, with one ripping his private parts off, causing the boy to shriek like a hyena. Eventually, the other one ate the boy's heart, and he lost consciousness forever.
Everyone stood there, stunned and silent. "Well...I can always block my lawyers," said Chris.
"I can always join back with the Avengers," said Hawkeye.
"I'll say I'm a chef and not a host," said Chef.
"Guys, we're not done yet! We're only on the fifth page!" protested Don. "The network's not gonna care a boy died! They are gonna care we don't have enough to provide for them!"
The other hosts looked at each other, then sighed, looking down at the skinned dead boy. "Fiiiine," said Chris. "Even though we may have lost a camper, the show must go on. Zebras, you won the round, so it's time for our final challenge. The first to collect five flags and complete a lap will win." He pulled his phone out, typed something, then put it away. "Bridgette and Geoff will be going for the Zebras, and Gwen and Noah for the Rhinoceri. Noah will be skiing with Bridgette in front of him, and Geoff will be skiing with Gwen in front of him."
"Don't do anything to my Noah!" Emma told Bridgette as she got on top of her jet ski. Bridgette gave her a funny look.
"On your mark, get set!" Don fired the gun, and a big bird appeared.
"Huh. It appears I landed on grass. Grass is green!" said Big Bird. He then turned to where the confused campers stood. "Hey look! Children!" He started to run, causing them to start to run away, until Don fired the gun at his back, killing the Sesame Street character.
Don sighed. "We really should change out those bullets for blanks," he said.
Back on the course, both girls were powering their skis around the track, with both guys collecting flag after flag. Unfortunately, after collecting four flags, the tree that ripped Heather's top off in season one managed to do the same to Bridgette's hoodie, and she was left with her cyan bikini top. This didn't phase her though. Noah however, looked lovestruck.
"Noah! Focus on the game!" yelled Emma.
"Huh?" Noah slammed face first into a giant rock, the same one that took out Harold in season one.
"Ohh, sorry Noah," Bridgette just said softly with a smile. She then giggled a bit.
"Ooh, and Noah pulls a Harold to give victory to the Zebras!" announced Chris. The Zebras cheered, while the Rhinoceri groaned, Emma crossed her arms angrily, and Harold yelled, "IDIOT!"
"Catch, chica!" Jordan threw Bridgette her hoodie back.
Geoff marched angrily to her girlfriend. "What the hell was that, Bridge?!"
"Uhh...you know my hoodie came off!"
"Why were you sweet talking with Noah?!"
"Ummm…"
"I knew it! You haven't learned a thing since Total Drama World Tour!"
Blaineley's ears perked at this. Yes! This is what could've been happening that season, she thought.
"I, uh, Geoff!?"
"Save it Bridge, we are done!" The party animal walked away in a huff. Bridgette started sobbing. Brody walked up to her and hugged her.
Meanwhile, Noah wasn't doing much better with Emma.
"I knew it, I FUCKING knew it! You love other girls, not me!"
"Wha—?!"
"Save it! Until you can truly prove you want me, we are DONE!" Emma walked away in a huff, and Noah's heartbroken face returned. Kitty facepalmed.
CONFESSIONAL: The Titanic's got nothing on those sunken ships!
"When is she ever not gonna be so attached?! Not to mention she's always like, 'I don't care about relationships and alliances; I care about winning!'" said Kitty. "Don't worry Noah, even though we're not on the same team, I will get you two back! And also talk some sense into my sister."
*STATIC*
"Wow, two break ups and a dead camper?! This episode certainly lives up to this show's name!" said Don. Everyone glared at him coldly. "OK, OK, Rhinoceri, take ten to strategize!"
THAT NIGHT
The blue team was gathered inside the mess hall.
"Noah is going, end of discussion," said Emma. She then got up and left. Noah sighed and looked down.
"Sheesh. Darn kid's in a bad mood today," said Pete.
"Well, she's got a point. He did cause us to lose today," said Sanders.
"Well, I think Emma should go for being such a meanie to poor Noah!" said Katie.
The team sighed as one. "Well, it looks like one of them has to go. We've got no one else, unless someone wants to quit," said Zoey glumly.
ELIMINATION CEREMONY
The Rhinoceri sat around the campfire. "Well Rhinos, it sucks your winning streak had to come to such a depressing end," said Don.
"Rub it in, why don't ya?!"
"Right, whoever doesn't receive a marshmallow—"
"We already know it's between Noah and Emma!" yelled Leshawna.
"Sheesh. But yes, you're correct!" He throws the rest of their team their marshmallows, who all dodged them.
An angry Emma glared at a heartbroken Noah, who wasn't looking at her.
"Emma. Noah. This...is the final marshmallow. Congratulations…"
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...BOTH OF YOU! Are you kidding me?! With the drama circulating around you two?! He grabbed a marshmallow in his pocket and threw that and the marshmallow left on the tray at Noah and Emma, the former not reacting and the latter eating it in a very menacing way. "Besides, we already lost Max today, so…"
Don and the other hosts walked towards the screen. "Well, that wraps a truly interesting episode of Total Drama Domination!" said Chris. "Will we actually get to blast off someone next time? Will anyone else get killed? Will we ever find out how the moose got so violent? Will Noah get Emma back? What about Bridgette with Geoff? Will next chapter be longer? Probably. Find out next time, right here, on TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" all three yell.
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci
#89: Duncan
#88: Anne Maria
#87: Sadie
#86: B
#85: Justin
#84: MacArthur
#83: Mickey
#82: Jasmine
#81: JD
#80: Rodney
#79: Scarlett
#78: Max (DECEASED)
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Lindsay
Tom
Trent
Pete
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Izzy
Owen
Gerry
Leshawna
Sky
Eva
Mike
Katie
Noah
Sammy
Dave
DJ
Emma
Abby
Amy
Blaineley
Miles
Courtney
Kelly
Topher
Ella
Zoey
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
Ryan
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Jen
Lightning
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Josee
Dawn
Jo
Brick
Devin
Beardo
Chad
Bridgette
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Sugar
Shawn
Tammy
Tyler
Rock
Leonard
Carrie
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Mary
Stephanie
Jacques
Beth
Dakota
Lorenzo
Heather
Junior
Ellody
...aaaaaaand that's the chapter! I hope it wasn't too short for your liking. Also, I know it was a pretty depressing chapter, what with two ships sinking and one camper dying (even if he wasn't very well liked).
Max kicked the bucket because I really couldn't find any use after what we were given in TDPI. We already have seemingly incompetent campers playing the "actually competent" card, like Lindsay, so we couldn't have Max piggybacking off of that. However, the death was done to remind you that this show really isn't as safe as you might occasionally end up thinking, along with this season progressively getting darker like I had promised in chapter 8 when this fanfic became rated M.
Welp, two popular ships have been sunk. For Noah x Emma, this was done for development on Emma's part (I told you she'd be getting a second chance when I had her change teams). It's bringing out one of her main flaws of being too clingy to whomever she dates. For Geoff x Bridgette, it was for something different, which you will see soon enough…. Time will tell if they get back together or not!
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