PROLOGUE
It was still nighttime. Duncan was passing a sign that said "Muskoka: 100 kilometers." There was a shop with many old TVs inside. We zoom in on one that has an anchorman and Max's cast photo next to him.
"We interrupt this program to bring you this important announcement! Total Drama Domination, the latest installment of the popular TV show, Total Drama, has just suffered a death in the middle of a challenge!"
Max's skinned photo replaces his cast photo. "Maxwell John Cowen was literally ripped several new ones by two moose under the influence of a dangerous serum earlier today!" Max's picture disappeared. "This is strike one against this show! I hope the producers know what's good for them when they get to three! We now return you to your regularly scheduled program."
INTRO
"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Chris.
The camera shows Kelly and Taylor jumping out of their planes.
"We put our campers through extreme torture!" Chris tried to be intimidating.
The camera shows the moose eating Max.
"Unfortunately, things got a little too extreme when two moose defaced Max to death during the challenge," said Don.
The camera shows Bridgette distracting Noah, followed by their dates yelling at them.
"The Rambunctious Rhinoceri lost, but we also lost two popular couples!" said Hawkeye.
"In the end, we decided to spare both Noah and Emma for the sake of drama," said Chris.
The camera shows the hosts.
"Will anyone get blasted tonight? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" all three hosts yell.
*intro plays*
GUEST BEDROOM - ZEBRAS
Bridgette had spent all night in the guest room sobbing. Brody knocked, then came in. He walked over to the crying girl and sat down next to her to put a hand on her back. "Hey listen, I'm sorry about Geoff. I know he's been sore about World Tour."
"But I thought he'd let it go! It was three seasons ago!" [1]
Brody sighed. "Well…" He then paused.
"I'm listening."
"You...have me," he managed to say.
Bridgette stopped crying and faced Brody. After switching between both teens' faces, Bridgette suddenly engulfed the surfer dude in a hug with a sweet smile. She then kissed him on the lips. Brody was a bit shocked at first, but then he rolled with it, and he put his hands on Bridgette's back to strengthen the hug.
Eventually, they stopped. "I know something else that can cheer you up," said Brody.
"Do tell."
Bridgette was then treated to her new boyfriend stripping, but the camera only shows her initially surprised turned happy reaction. "Oh...OK!" She lifted her hoodie up…
THE NEXT MORNING
The campers were gathered in the mess hall with a casket lying down in between the entrance and the tables with a Canadian flag banner covering it.
"Please don't say good morning back, campers. Now is not the time to be happy," said Chris. No one's faces changed. "As you can see down there," he motions his eyes towards the casket. "We've got a little business to attend to. Chef, Don, Hawkeye, I need help carrying the little boy's casket. Lance, play us a tune on those!"
Chris pointed to a set of bagpipes that were just sitting there in the corner of the mess hall. "Sure thing, nigga!"
"And refrain from the use of vulgar language during this process."
"Whatever, yo." Lance walked to the bagpipes and picked them up. "Any song requests?"
"Yeah, Amazing Grace please. You know, the song they always play at funerals."
"Sure, sure." As Lance started to play Amazing Grace on the bagpipes, the four hosts carried Max's casket out of the mess hall, with the contestants following them.
Sugar was sobbing. "I'll miss his evilness and his cute, adorable shortness!" No one else even sniffled.
The four men stopped and held the casket over a rectangular ditch. Don counted, "one, two, three!" They dropped the casket, then started digging. After a minute and a half, they stopped, and Chris signaled Lance to stop playing.
"Thank you for being courteous," said the raven haired host. "Now, for those of you don't know, yesterday's challenge was the last pre-merge challenge in season one, not counting the boys vs. girls challenge. Should something like that happen, we move to the next season, meaning our next challenge would be what?"
"Spud, raise your hand!" pleaded Rock. But it was too late. Sierra already had her hand raised.
"Yes, Sierra?"
"The monster chase around the city?" She put a finger to her chin and looked away. "Or, I guess, island in this case?"
"Yes, but nope! Not today!" He threw Sierra a cookie. "Remember that talent show contest we ended up skipping?" Some people nodded. "Well, we decided to use it after all! Meet me at our state of the art amphitheater for our next challenge!"
TIME SKIP
The Rhinoceri sat on the left bleachers, while the Zebras sat on the right bleachers.
"Welcome to your next challenge! Since we have a bigger cast, we'll increase the number of acts competing on each team from three to four!" said Don.
"Me, Chef, Chris, and Don will be judging your acts on a scale of one to ten. Whichever team scores more points wins. Meet behind the amphitheater to discuss who you're sending out," said Hawkeye.
RHINOCERI
Courtney stood in front of her team with a pen in her right hand and a clipboard in her left. "OK, who's going out there? Besides me and my violin?"
"I can bench press 500 kg," said Ryan.
"Oh my gosh, are you Ryan Kennelly?" asked an excited Katie. "The guy who set a world record for most bench pressed weight?"
"Eeyup," Ryan nodded.
"Eeee!" Her eyes darted and she stopped smiling. "If only I was that strong."
Ryan knelt down beside her. "Listen here, sweetheart." He started tapping her chest (where her heart was) and said, "some people have different strengths. When it comes to having a heart, you're definitely one of the strongest people I know." Katie blushed and put a hand to her mouth.
"OK, so we've got Ryan, who's apparently a star already," said Courtney. "Anyone else?"
"I can do another song," said Trent.
"One that's different from what you sang in season one?" asked Courtney. When the boy nodded, she continued. "Alright, so that's three. Who else is going?"
"I can still burp my ABC's!" said Owen.
"Fine...not like we've got much else here."
ZEBRAS
"Alright maggots, who's going up?" said Jo, who was carrying a pen and clipboard.
"Woah woah, you've gotten a chance to lead, while I haven't!" said Brick, who leaned into Jo.
Jo shoved Brick to the ground. "And there's a reason," she said without skipping a beat. Brick scowled. "So back to my question, who's going?"
Rock was quick to shoot his hand up. "Ooh, me and my band have a special song for a special someone here!"
"How lovely," Jo deadpanned as she wrote their act on her clipboard.
"And make sure we go last!" added Rock.
"Yeah yeah, whatever," said Jo. "Anyone else?"
"Tammy and I can enlighten the crowd with our spells!" said Leonard.
"Yeah. No."
"I can do my craptry!" said Sugar.
"Craptry?" asked Jo.
"Country and rap!"
"Uhhh…" Jo started to say, but then she saw a frightened Shawn signaling her to reject the act. "I...don't think that would be a good idea," she said. Sugar grimaced.
"Ooh, I could pose and model!" said Dakota.
"Knowing them, I'm sure you'll get a high score," said Jo, who wrote Dakota's name on the clipboard. "Alright, we need two more."
"Figure skating!" said Jacques.
"No way, we are gonna lose!" said Josee.
"I'm sorry, I didn't see you volunteer!"
"Then sign me up!"
"We're only signing one of you up," said Jo. "Unless of course, you want to do it together…" she shrugged.
Both ice dancers turned away from each other and crossed their arms. "No way!" they both said.
Jo sighed. She couldn't do Rock Paper Scissors since Jasmine did that as a leader, and it got her eliminated. "I'll be right back." Jo ran off.
ON STAGE
The hosts were currently on stage. "Excuse me gentlemen, is there like a mini ice rink that can be used to settle a tie?"
BACKSTAGE
Jo sets down the pool used in TDA's surfing challenge. The water in it was frozen solid. "Alright, the one who does better gets to compete," she said.
"Ladies first," Josee told Jacques, and she assumed her position. She proceeded to do a figure eight backwards on one foot. When she stopped, everyone applauded.
"Not bad," said Jo.
Jacques took Josee's place and assumed his position. He then attempted to do a backflip, only to fall flat on his face.
"I knew you couldn't come out of your little shell you call your 'comfort zone,'" said Josee smugly. Jacques gritted his teeth at his ex-partner.
"OK, so vaginas win the battle of the skates," said Jo, who wrote Josee's name on the clipboard. "One more."
"I've got some kickass karate moves I learned!" said Shawn. "One must always come prepared for a zombie apocalypse."
"OK, we have our four." Jo wrote Shawn's name on the clipboard.
TIME SKIP
Those not participating in the talent show sat back in the bleachers. In between both sides of the bleachers was a table where the hosts sat, with a microphone for each of them.
"Ladies and gentlemen, may we present to you, Camp Wawanakwa's second ever talent show, and our third overall!" announced Chris. "First up for the Rhinoceri, Courtney and her violin!"
The crowd applauded as the CIT walked on stage with her violin. Once the applause stopped, she started playing O Canada.
"Good call starting the show off with our national anthem," Chris whispered to Don, who nodded.
Unfortunately, a stage light suddenly came loose and began falling. Courtney however, was able to see its shadow come down, and she moved out of the way before it could hit her. On top of that, she managed to stay focused on her song, even when another one fell. By the time she finished, all of the stage lights had fallen. Courtney bowed, and there were a few people who stood up in the cheering crowd.
"Nice determination Courtney, and awesome rendition!" said Don. "I give you a 9!"
"8," said Chris.
"I agree. 8," said Hawkeye.
"9 for me," said Chef.
"That's 34 points for Courtney and the Rhinoceri! said Chris. "Oh, and interns! We need cleanup on stage, as well as setup for this next act!"
The five interns groaned as Keith and Lance pulled in a 500 kg weight while the other three picked up the fallen stage lights.
Chris continued. "Next is Ryan, hoping to set a new bodybuilding record!"
The crowd applauded as Ryan took the stage, with Stephanie beaming. Ryan picked up the weight and slowly started to lift it, when it became clear he was starting to struggle. Before he was able to lift it up his head, his strength gave out, and he dropped the weight in front of him, startling him. Everyone groaned, but then something else caught their attention.
Jo nudged Brick and shouted out, "hey Brick! Looks like you're not the only one who wets himself!"
A worried Ryan looked down, and the camera panned down to reveal the bodybuilder had wet himself. He squealed and covered the wet spot. A few people snickered, while Stephanie facepalmed.
"Hmmm, that was very pathetic," said Chris. "I give you a 4."
"I give that a 3," said Don.
"2," said Hawkeye.
"2 from me as well," said Chef.
"That's 11 points for a total of 45 points so far!" said Chris. "Interns! A little help getting the weight off stage?" The five interns groaned as all five pulled the weight off stage. "Next is Trent with another special song!"
Trent walked on stage with his guitar. "This song goes out to someone special here. I hope this person doesn't get offended." He started playing and singing Magic's Rude. By the time he finished, there was silence.
"Sooooo...who's the lucky lady?" asked Hawkeye.
"I am fully aware of this person's behavior in times like in TDA. However, this person suffered a lot of abuse from the writers in TDWT and TDAS. This song...is dedicated to Courtney ladies and gentlemen."
Everyone gasped. "No...way," said Gwen. The camera pans to a shocked Courtney next to her.
"That...was...good! You get a 7!" said Chris, trying to be suspenseful.
"8," said Don.
"9," said Hawkeye.
"10 from me," said Chef.
"34 points, giving you a total of 79 points!" said Chris. The crowd cheered as Trent walked off stage. "Next is Owen, who can burp the ABCs!"
The crowd applauded as the big boy took the stage. He took out a two-liter bottle of carbonated water and chugged it all in one go. He then tried to burp, but nothing was coming out. After three seconds, he finally got something out...vomit.
"Take cover!" yelled Chris as he and the hosts went under the table, while the contestants went under their row's bench.
The hosts sighed. "No points for Owen! We'll be right back, and when we come back, we'll have fresh, clean new bleachers and for us, a table!"
*COMMERCIAL BREAK PLAYS*
"Welcome back to Total Drama Domination!" said Don. "We are now ready for the Zebras to perform! First up is Dakota with her modeling and posing!"
The crowd applauded as Dakota walked on stage. She started striking many different poses, including the one she struck in her audition tape when asking for a close-up. She had a duck face on as well. The crowd started applauding, but her act was starting to become too much for one person to take.
Mike had been fighting the urge to gasp, but after ten seconds, he finally gasped, and he changed to Vert. "Well well, look what we have here!"
Dakota stopped and gasped as Vert got up from his seat. The girl started to feel a rage come on, and five seconds later, she turned into Dakotazoid, and she shoved Vert to the ground before he could make any advances. "Stay away from Dakota!" shouted Dakotazoid.
"MIIIIKE!" yelled Zoey from the audience. Mike gasped, and he returned to normal. He saw Dakotazoid panting in front of him.
"Oh no," said Mike. "He came back, didn't he?" He got up and left, averting eye contact with Dakotazoid, who quickly reverted back to normal.
CONFESSIONAL: Superpowers in action!
"So Dakota's capable of turning into Dakotazoid for self-defense?" said Cameron. "That's interesting! Unfortunately, it seems Vert's here to stay. I wish I knew how to help, but killing him just wakes Mike up from his sleep, and there's no reset button!" He sighed. "Don't worry buddy. As difficult as this seems, I will help you get rid of Vert!"
*STATIC*
"Well, before Vert took the stage, you get an 8!" said Chris.
"An 8 from me, too," said Don.
"8," said Hawkeye.
"9," said Chef.
"33 points, good start." said Chris. When Dakota left however, a whole appeared in her pants, causing her bare butt cheeks to be shown. Everyone gasped, while Cameron shielded Mike's eyes.
"What? And why does my butt feel cold?" asked Dakota, oblivious to what's happened.
"I...think you might need a pair of pants," said Don.
"Huh?" Dakota leaned over and saw the hole in her pants. She covered her butt. "Oh god, WHY did I have to have a tail?!" She ran off.
"Oh...kaaay. Next is Josee and her ice-skating!" Hawkeye grabbed a remote and pushed a button on it. A projection screen worked its way down, and when it stopped, a video of Josee skating when trying out against Jacques played. When the video ended, the crowd cheered.
"Impressive! 9 points!" said Chris.
"9 for me!" said Don.
"8 for me," said Hawkeye.
"And a 9 for me," said Chef.
"35 points for Josee, giving us a total of 68 points!" said Chris. "Next is Shawn with his karate moves!"
The crowd applauded as Shawn wheeled in a stack of ten planks with one hand while carrying a table in his other. He then set the table up and stacked five planks on the table.
"HIII-YAH!" Shawn did a chop with his leg and his arm at the same time, and he managed to break all ten boards at the same time. The crowd cheered.
"Ten points, that was impressive!" said Chris.
"9 points," said Don.
"10," said Hawkeye.
"10," said Chef.
"With 39 points, the Zebras currently have 107 points, meaning they automatically win!" announced Chris.
"WAIT!" a voice called from backstage. Rock and his bandmates took the stage and set up their equipment. "This song was requested by a very special someone. A someone celebrating their 18th birthday today!"
"Crap, I forgot her birthday was today," Kelly whispered from the audience.
Rock and his band started performing a rock version of Justin Bieber's Baby, with Rock on lead vocals, Beardo on percussion (he produced his own), Spud on lead guitar, Chet on rhythm guitar, and Lorenzo on bass guitar.
By the time they finished, the audience was stone silent. Rock noticed Taylor had the same reaction as everyone else: stunned speechless. A dejected Rock signaled his band to leave, and they started to walk until they heard wild cheering from the audience. The band stopped and noticed they were receiving a standing ovation. Rock saw Taylor, who looked awestruck. She then blew a kiss at him, causing him to drop his elbow in victory.
"That was awesome, dude!" said Chris. "Way better than the original!" Once the cheering stopped, he made another announcement. "Rhinoceri, you lost. Take ten to strategize."
MESS HALL
"Someone still hasn't shown they love me!" said Emma. The camera shows Noah still has his heartbroken face.
"Has his face been like that all day?" asked Abby.
"Who cares? Looks like the little guy's going home anyway," said Gerry.
"No! Please don't vote off my little buddy!" protested Owen. Everyone looked at him. "Uhhh, see? This is only the second time he's being discussed for elimination! That's only the second strike. See, he's still got one more chance!"
"Can't argue with that logic," said Leshawna.
"Don't worry Owen, we won't vote your little buddy off," said Eva. Owen sighed in relief. "Because we're voting you off instead!"
Owen gasped. "Why me?!"
"Because you messed up the challenge! You caused us to lose!"
"I don't know, I'm pretty sure I heard Kelly say she didn't know Taylor's birthday was today," said DJ.
"Woah, forgetting your own daughter's birthday?! That's harsh," said Topher.
Kelly gasped, then glared. "Look, I forgot, OK?!"
"You forgot your own daughter's birthday," restated Topher.
"I…" Kelly tried to defend herself, but was at a loss of words. "Oh dear…"
ELIMINATION CEREMONY
The Rhinoceri sat around the campfire.
"Well, I can definitely say we will be eliminating someone today," said Chris. "You know the drill, no need to repeat it. Whoever doesn't receive marshmallows must be blasted off on the Fireworks of Shame!"
"You just did repeat yourself," said a voice. The camera pans to the person who said it…
...Noah.
"Huh, I see, you're no longer heartbroken," said Chris, ignoring what Noah pointed out. "Anyways, I have marshmallows for the following people...Sanders, Harold, Cameron, Lindsay, Tom, Trent, Pete, Ezekiel, Ennui, Crimson, Izzy, Owen, Gerry, Leshawna, Sky, Eva, Mike, Katie, Sammy, Dave, DJ, Emma, Abby, Amy, Blaineley, Miles, Courtney, Ella, Zoey, Gwen, Sierra, Dara, Laurie, Cody, and Ryan." They all caught their marshmallows.
"Topher, you received one vote." Topher caught his marshmallow. "Figures," he said while glaring at Kelly, who returned the glare.
"Noah, you received multiple votes, but not enough to put you in the bottom two." Chris threw Noah his marshmallow, and the newly-recovered boy caught it.
"Owen. Kelly. Both of you have been on the bottom once before. For one of you, your luck continues. For the other, your luck has run out. The final marshmallow...goes to…
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"Yeah-ha-ha-hah, al-right!" He caught the marshmallow thrown to him.
Kelly stood up in a rage. "I hope you all realize you've made a mistake when you find out how bratty my daughter is!"
"Yeah, I'm sure making your daughter cry and forgetting her birthday makes you the good guy and Taylor the bad guy," Chef said sarcastically. He strapped Kelly into a firecracker, lit the fuse, and in three seconds flat, she went flying.
The hosts walked up. "When will Noah get Emma back? How will Taylor react to Kelly being eliminated? When will Geoff discover Bridgette is now dating Brody? How will Cameron and Mike stop Vert once and for all? Will someone other than Sierra ever answer the challenge of the day? How will Courtney and Gwen respond to Trent having a crush on Courtney? Tune in next time, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Chris.
"DRAMA!" yelled Don.
"DOMINATION!" all three hosts yell.
[1] To clarify, TDAS and TDPI are both season five, while the Ridonculous Race is just a spinoff.
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci
#89: Duncan
#88: Anne Maria
#87: Sadie
#86: B
#85: Justin
#84: MacArthur
#83: Mickey
#82: Jasmine
#81: JD
#80: Rodney
#79: Scarlett
#78: Max (DECEASED)
#77: Kelly
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Lindsay
Tom
Trent
Pete
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Izzy
Owen
Gerry
Leshawna
Sky
Eva
Mike
Katie
Noah
Sammy
Dave
DJ
Emma
Abby
Amy
Blaineley
Miles
Courtney
Topher
Ella
Zoey
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
Ryan
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Jen
Lightning
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Josee
Dawn
Jo
Brick
Devin
Beardo
Chad
Bridgette
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Sugar
Shawn
Tammy
Tyler
Rock
Leonard
Carrie
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Mary
Stephanie
Jacques
Beth
Dakota
Lorenzo
Heather
Junior
Ellody
...aaaaaaaaaaand that's the chapter! Trent now has a crush on Courtney...how will that go with her and Gwen?
Brody and Bridgette are officially a couple, meaning Geoff x Bridgette are officially history. How will Geoff respond once he finds out?
Kelly went because of Taylor's new plot, which ultimately pushed Kelly aside. I can't have too many people making up with each other, but maybe it could happen next season…
Yep! There will be another season after this one! I haven't decided on a name yet, but 50 of this season's 90 contestants will be invited back to compete against 50 OC's! I'll try to fill those 50 with mine, then resort to asking the audience for theirs if needed. It's basically following a similar concept as fanfics like Total Drama Battlegrounds and Total Drama Galore (both of which are awesome fanfics, even if Battlegrounds only recently came back and updates slowly, and Galore was long canceled). The teams change each episode, but the first challenge is fans vs. favorites.
Now, that's all I can say about the new season, because of course, I have to finish this one! Then I can look back at everyone's performance, and decide for myself the 50 most fit for another season. So just like in TDI, TDA, and TDROTI, the further you make it this season, the more likely you'll be returning.
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