"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Chris.
The camera shows the hosts carrying Max's casket out of the mess hall.
"We buried everyone's favorite little boy after a horrific death involving moose the episode prior."
The camera shows Owen trying to burp the ABCs, only to vomit instead, followed by Ryan dropping the 500 kg weight in front of him, causing him to pee himself.
"Then we decided to use a popular canon challenge we should've already used: the talent show," said Don.
The camera shows Shawn breaking ten boards with an arm and a leg.
"Shawn managed to win the challenge for the Zebras with his karate act," said Hawkeye.
The camera shows Rock and his band performing, followed by Taylor's reaction to their performance.
"After the challenge, Rock did something Kelly never did to Taylor: wish her a happy 18th birthday!" said Chris.
The camera shows Trent singing for Courtney, followed by Brody cheering Bridgette up.
"Trent confessed his feeling for Courtney, while Bridgette moved on to Brody!" said Don.
The camera shows Kelly whispering in the audience, followed by her reaction to being eliminated.
"In the end, Kelly's behavior towards Taylor this season came back to bite her, and she was eliminated!" said Hawkeye.
The camera shows the hosts.
"Who will be swept off their feet next? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Chris.
"DRAMA!" yelled Don.
"DOMINATION!" all three hosts yell.
*cue intro*
The camera fades in to the exterior of the Zebras cabin, where Rock goes inside. We see him walk down the hallway, and then he opens the door to the guest bedroom, where Taylor waited for him.
"Taylor, I bring great news!" said Rock.
"What is it?"
"Your mom got eliminated!"
An excited Taylor looked around, saw a pillow, and screamed "YEEEEEEEES!" through it. She then put it back and asked, "how'd you know?"
"I was outside when it happened. Apparently she forgot your birthday was today!"
"Wait, what?! That bitch forgot today was my birthday again?!"
"Again?"
"She forgot my birthday last year, too! It wasn't until a week later when she remembered to give me the allowance I wanted!" She huffed.
Rock rubbed the back of his neck, then said, "Don't worry princess, I know something you won't ever forget!"
We see Taylor's aroused reaction to Rock undressing himself. "Oh," she said with a flirty smile. The scene changes just as we see her start to lift her top.
MESS HALL
"Rockman went for round two last night!" Rock told his band the next morning. He celebrated with a little air guitar.
"Al-hal-right!" said Lorenzo. He and Chet hi-fived Rock, while Beardo flashed a thumbs up with a ding.
The staff entered the mess hall. "Good morning, campers!" said Chris with his usual cheeriness.
"Good morning, Chris!" the contestants feigned his usual cheeriness.
Rock nudged Spud and whispered "raise your hand."
"Who can tell me what the next challenge is?" asked Chris.
"Oh!" Spud's hand shot up before Sierra's did.
"Go for it, Spud!"
Spud proceeded to stare blankly for three seconds, then asked Rock, "yo what was I raising my hand for?" Rock facepalmed with gritted teeth.
CONFESSIONAL: And how come I never got to talk before this season?
"I could have answered it, but I don't really have the balls to. I figured Spud would be more willing to do anything." Rock sighed. "Maybe he's not the only one of us who needs to pull their weight."
*STATIC*
"No answer? Alright Sierra, your turn!"
"The alien resureggtion challenge!"
"Yes, but nope! Not today!" He threw the girl a cookie. "Come outside and you'll see your next challenge!"
The campers went outside and saw four yellow helicopters and four blue ones.
"Oh, do we have to?" groaned Owen.
"Eeyup!" said Don. Owen frowned.
Don continued. "All of you will be given one of four different colored flags. You will then board whichever helicopter has that color flag, and then, as a collective team, you will catch twenty of your team's balloons positioned at the top of various trees in the forest." The camera shows a bird's eye view of several trees with either blue or yellow balloons on top. "Then, as a team, you will try and climb up the cliff with your balloons while trying to avoid shots from Chef's bazooka!" Chef held up his bazooka with a nasty smile.
"Mmm, could I have one?" Owen licked his lips, expecting a meatball. Chef fired his bazooka...and a thin needle promptly hit Owen's tongue, causing some to gasp. "Owww," he said weakly, before taking the needle out.
"Notice how I only said 'bazooka!'" said Don. "As your balloons get shot by Chef's bazooka, you have one of two options: either go back into a helicopter to find more balloons, or continue up the cliff with whatever balloons you have. The team that has more balloons after scaling the cliff wins."
"Zebras, since there are 39 of you and only 37 Rhinoceri, we're gonna need two of you to sit out." Chet and Taylor raised their hands. "Chet and Taylor, you'll be staying here with us. I will now give you your flags."
Dave, Sierra, Izzy, Amy, Ryan, Ezekiel, Cameron, Abby, Tom, and Lindsay had red flags, Topher, Trent, Noah, Dara, Ennui, Gerry, Leshawna, Katie, and Cody had blue flags, Harold, Sammy, Miles, Sky, Owen, Zoey, Pete, Courtney, Gwen, and DJ had yellow flags, and Emma, Eva, Sanders, Ella, Crimson, Mike, Blaineley, and Laurie had green flags for the Rhinoceri.
Josee, Sam, Alejandro, Mary, Jen, Leonard, Lightning, Beardo, Spud, and Shawn had red flags, Tammy, Junior, Sugar, Brody, Heather, Tyler, Dawn, Devin, and Jo had blue flags, Beth, Lorenzo, Dakota, Stephanie, Brick, Ellody, Geoff, Chad, and Ernesto had yellow flags, and Rock, Bridgette, Jay, Dwayne, Jacques, Kitty, Carrie, Scott, and Veronica had green flags for the Zebras.
"Alright, it's time to board your helicopters!" said Don.
"Oh ho, god no!" exclaimed Owen.
"Let's go, Owen," Courtney said sternly. "Or we'll be voting your butt out!"
Owen, knowing how close he got to being eliminated last night, sighed as he walked into the green Rhinoceri helicopter. Trent saw this from a distance.
CONFESSIONAL: How do you vote someone's butt out? Do you cut off their butt cheeks and eliminate those?
"Courtney still has a little bit of cleaning up to do, but she'll be fine in no time," said Trent.
*STATIC*
"Ooh, ooh, let me take the wheel!" Izzy ran into the cockpit and started piloting the helicopter. Her teammates shrugged.
BLUE RHINOCERI
"Hold on to your seatbelts, kids! Uncle Gerry is taking flight!" Gerry said as he started up the helicopter. Noah and Leshawna rolled their eyes while everyone else looked at the old man with blank stares.
YELLOW RHINOCERI
Pete could see Gerry starting up the blue helicopter. He gasped, then said, "oh, it is so on." He shoved Courtney away from the pilot's seat and turned the ignition. Courtney rubbed her head angrily.
GREEN RHINOCERI
The group sat silently and motionlessly as Eva piloted the helicopter.
"I feel like we're the only ones on this team with nothing exciting going on right now," said Emma.
"This coming from the girl who broke up with her boyfriend on international TV?" asked Blaineley.
"Shut up," was all the Asian sister could say.
"Maybe it's a good thing; we'll be the only ones who don't crash or something," said Eva, going back to Emma's point.
"Ooh, let's sing a song!" offered Ella.
"No, NO—"
RED ZEBRAS
The rest of the group held onto each other tightly as Josee went in excess of 350 km an hour.
"Josee?! What are you doing?!" protested Alejandro.
"Coming in first...again," said the overly-competitive ice dancer.
"Josee, this helicopter's use is not intended to be flying at this—" The helicopter crashed into a conveniently placed inflatable pool, preventing a fiery death for the occupants.
"...speed," Mary finished as the passengers glared down Josee.
"Now are we supposed to get the balloons?!" asked Shawn. The group looked up and saw the balloons that were tied all the way at the top of the 100m trees.
BLUE ZEBRAS
Devin glared down Junior. "What have you been doing to my girlfriend?" he wanted to know.
"I...I…" Junior stammered for a response. He looked around and saw Dawn meditating, Brody telling Tyler about his home run with Bridgette, Heather looking up with her arms crossed, and Sugar glaring at a confused Tammy. Junior sighed. "I wish Carrie was on this helicopter right now," he said.
"What was that?! You're trying to steal my girlfriend?!"
This got the passengers' attention. "Woah ho, Devin, you alright, bro?"
Devin pointed at Junior. "This cracker is stealing my girlfriend!"
The passengers gasped. Junior's eyes watered, and then he sobbed.
Brody came over and put a hand on the boy's shoulder. "It's OK, little buddy. Devin's having a bad day."
An angry Tyler pointed at Devin. "I'm gonna kick your ass!" He lunged at Devin, who simply scooted over without even flinching, causing Tyler to fall to the floor.
"Hey, quit playing around back there!" Jo called from the cockpit.
YELLOW ZEBRAS
Ernesto was piloting the helicopter when the radio beeped. The star soccer player pushed a button.
"How is your group holding up?" Jo's voice came through the radio.
"Fine. You?"
"Well, Devin just accused pipsqueak of stealing his girlfriend." Ernesto sighed and looked down. "He even called him a cracker." Ernesto's head immediately shot back up with wide eyes.
CONFESSIONAL: Let's hope Devin doesn't break Junior like a cracker!
Ernesto sighed. "Just when I thought our struggles were done."
*STATIC*
"He WHAT?!" Dwayne was being relayed the information by Ernesto.
"I am ready to kill him," seethed Carrie.
"That makes two of us!" agreed Dwayne.
The other passengers looked at each other uncomfortably.
30 MINUTES LATER
The teams were standing on the beach with their balloons.
"Alright, congratulations to the both of you for getting 20 balloons in 30 minutes. Some did better than others." Josee's group glared at her. "Now you will climb that cliff while carrying your team's balloons. Chef will try to pop your balloons with a bazooka. As you start losing balloons, you have one of two options: either continue climbing up the cliff with however many balloons you have left, or go back into the helicopters and retrieve the balloons. However, the whole team must go. This challenge doesn't end until both teams have scaled the cliff."
"On your mark, get set," Hawkeye promptly shot an arrow at the sky. "GO!"
The teams began their ascent up the cliff. Chef shot a bazooka at one of the Rhinoceri's balloons, causing one to pop. Courtney gasped, then called, "guys, we're going back!"
"Ugh, it's just one balloon!" cried Amy.
"Don't care! The other team has Josee on it! You don't think she's gonna want all 20 balloons?"
The Rhinoceri looked at each other and sighed. They then climbed back down the cliff and got back into their helicopters. Everyone...except one.
CONFESSIONAL: "Just one balloon?" Are you sure "just one person" won't matter, either?
"Courtney can kiss my butt. I'm not getting back in that helicopter," said Blaineley.
*STATIC*
As the Rhinoceri (sans Blaineley) boarded their helicopters, Chef shot one of the Zebras' balloons. "Crap!" exclaimed Jo.
"Don't worry, we will win this," Josee said with determination. The yellow team continued up the cliff.
RHINOCERI
The green Rhinoceri were about to swoop in and take a balloon when they notice something horribly wrong. The red helicopter was spinning in circles (courtesy of Izzy), while the blue and yellow ones were clearly racing each other and bumping into each other (courtesy of Gerry and Pete). Eva was having more than enough. "ALRIGHT, STOP PLAYING YOUR LITTLE SHITTY GAMES; WE'VE GOT A CHALLENGE TO WIN!" she yelled through the radio. The other three pilots promptly settled down and resumed the search.
ZEBRAS
The team was almost halfway up the cliff when Chef shot a balloon Devin was holding. This startled him enough for him to fall off the cliff.
"Aw, great. Now we have to wait for him," said Jo.
"Thanks for not catching me!" thanked Devin sarcastically.
CONFESSIONAL: You're welcome.
"I think his head injury in the Ridonculous Race may have done something to him," said Junior.
*STATIC*
The Rhinoceri ran back towards the cliff when they saw Blaineley past the halfway point.
"Blaineley?! You never left the cliff?!" cried Sanders. No answer.
"Ugh, she is so gonna get us disqualified," said Courtney.
"Let's not think about that right now; for now, just climb!" ordered Sky. She began climbing up the cliff.
"Yeah, you heard her, let's climb!" Dave followed Sky up the cliff, and the rest of the team followed.
20 MINUTES LATER
The teams had just finished climbing the cliff, with Devin glaring at a smirking Carrie. The Rhinoceri managed to keep all but one balloon intact, while the Zebras...managed to get all but one balloon popped.
"Well, the Zebras managed a grand total of one balloon!" said Chris. Josee growled at Courtney, who simply smirked. "While the Rhinoceri managed to bring back 19 out of their 20 balloons!" The Rhinoceri immediately began cheering, until…
"Not so fast, Rhinos! One of you didn't go with the rest of the team into the helicopters!" said Don. Immediately, the whole team glared at Blaineley.
"That means the Zebras are the winners of today's challenge!" said Hawkeye. The Zebras cheered at the good news.
"Rhinoceri, take ten to strategize, then meet me at the campfire!" said Chris.
CAMPFIRE
The Rhinoceri continued to glare at Blaineley, who looked unimpressed.
"Rhinoceri, welcome back," said Don. "You know the drill. Marshmallows go to Dave, Sierra, Amy, Ryan, Ezekiel, Cameron, Abby, Tom, Lindsay, Topher, Trent, Noah, Dara, Ennui, Leshawna, Katie, Cody, Harold, Sammy, Miles, Sky, Owen, Zoey, Gwen, DJ, Emma, Eva, Sanders, Ella, Crimson, Mike, and Laurie." They all caught their marshmallows. Izzy, Gerry, Pete, Courtney, and Blaineley sat without marshmallows.
"Izzy, Gerry, and Pete, you were all reckless pilots. But you're safe!" Don threw them their marshmallows.
"Courtney. Blaineley. This...is the final marshmallow. Congratulations…
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Blaineley stood up. "I don't care for this show anymore. Blast my ass off, would you?"
"Don't tell me what to do, woman." Chef strapped Blaineley in, lit the fuse, and after three seconds, she went flying.
The hosts walked up. "Is Devin now the most hated contestant this season? Is Gerry and Pete's rivalry coming back? Is Izzy, ever, gonna, stop being Izzy? Is Trent gonna get Courtney? Does Courtney actually like him? Find out next time, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DRAMA!" yelled Chris.
"DOMINATION!" all three hosts yell.
EPILOGUE
Duncan passes a sign that says "Welcome to Muskoka!" A low chord plays as the sign appears on screen.
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci
#89: Duncan
#88: Anne Maria
#87: Sadie
#86: B
#85: Justin
#84: MacArthur
#83: Mickey
#82: Jasmine
#81: JD
#80: Rodney
#79: Scarlett
#78: Max (DECEASED)
#77: Kelly
#76: Blaineley
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Lindsay
Tom
Trent
Pete
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Izzy
Owen
Gerry
Leshawna
Sky
Eva
Mike
Katie
Noah
Sammy
Dave
DJ
Emma
Abby
Amy
Miles
Courtney
Topher
Ella
Zoey
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
Ryan
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Jen
Lightning
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Josee
Dawn
Jo
Brick
Devin
Beardo
Chad
Bridgette
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Sugar
Shawn
Tammy
Tyler
Rock
Leonard
Carrie
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Mary
Stephanie
Jacques
Beth
Dakota
Lorenzo
Heather
Junior
Ellody
...aaaaaaaand that's the chapter! In terms of elimination, less suspense than some of the last few eliminations, but still an eventful chapter.
Blaineley was useless fodder. I'm surprised she didn't go earlier. I was gonna have her and Geoff be together, but then I decided against it. I can find a better way to work on Geoff.
Uh oh, Duncan's back at Muskoka! What is he gonna do, exactly?
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