"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Chris.
The camera shows Chef shooting Owen's tongue with his bazooka, followed by Eva witnessing Izzy, Gerry, and Pete's reckless flying, Josee's helicopter crashing into a pool, and then an angry Courtney telling their team to get back in the helicopters.
"For the first time in a while, we had an original challenge: the campers had to retrieve 20 balloons, then climb up the cliff with as many of them as possible," continued Chris.
The camera shows Devin yelling at Junior, followed by him crying and being consoled by Brody.
"Devin lost his temper when he accused Junior of stealing his ex," said Don.
The camera shows Blaineley refusing to drop off the cliff with the rest of the Rhinoceri, followed by her reacting to her elimination.
"Blaineley got her team disqualified by not joining her team in the helicopters," said Hawkeye.
"I would've expected Owen to do that," cut in Don.
"And she was eliminated for it," finished Hawkeye, not letting Don's interruption stir him.
The camera cut back to the hosts.
"Who will go above the clouds next? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Chris.
"DRAMA!" yelled Don.
"DOMINATION!" all three hosts yell.
*cue intro*
It is still night time. The camera zooms in on the craft services tent, where a surveillance monitor captures a snickering Duncan arriving at Camp Wawanakwa.
THE NEXT MORNING
The cast was gathered in the mess hall again. Rock pulled Spud by the ear and whispered, "Say 'the making a movie challenge!'"
"OK campers, who can tell me the next challenge?" said Chris.
"The making a movie challenge!" Spud suddenly blurted out.
"Uh uh uh, Spud! You didn't raise your hand!" said Chris. Rock slapped his forehead. He turned to Sierra, who had her hand raised. "Go for it, Sierra!"
"The making a movie challenge!" Sierra repeated Spud's answer.
"Kinda gave it away, didn't he?" Chris muttered. He threw the purple haired fangirl a cookie, then signaled with his arm to go outside. "Let's go, campers!" The cast walked out.
TOP OF THE CLIFF
There were two trailers in between the campers. "Why are we up here?" asked Gwen.
"Easy: last time, you guys went up the cliff; this time, you go down the cliff!" answered Chris. The camera panned across the cast as he explained the challenge. "All of your equipment to make your movies are in those trailers, so please travel carefully!"
"Woohoo! We're goin' on a ride!" exclaimed Geoff as he and Tyler climbed on top of the trailer and sat down. "Extreme!" cried Tyler while raising his arms.
"Brody, you comin' bro?" asked Geoff. Brody looked away frowning while rubbing his elbow. "Spoil sport," Geoff muttered to himself.
"What are you doing; get off of there!" ordered Jo sternly.
Lightning tied himself to the rope at the front of the trailer. "M, V, PEEEEEEEEE!" he yelled as he immediately sprinted down the cliff. Unfortunately, the steepness of the cliff proved to be the football player's downfall (no pun intended), and he, the trailer, and its two occupants fell all the way to bottom, with Lightning getting crushed by the trailer.
Geoff and Tyler slid off the roof. "Woohoo, that was fun! Let's do that again, bro!" Geoff told Tyler excitedly. But Tyler didn't share the same reaction.
"Uhh, I'm not exactly the brightest crayon in the box, but I think we may have killed him!" said Tyler.
"What?! You really think so?" asked Geoff. Tyler looked at Geoff worriedly.
CONFESSIONAL: And Lightning has been struck!
Tyler sat with his arms crossed. "I like Geoff and all, but I think he might be losing his brain cells." He looked at the camera. "That sounded a bit harsh, did it?"
*STATIC TO BLACK*
*FADE BACK IN*
The rest of the cast had made it down the cliff and had gathered around the incident. The hosts and a few of the Zebras were angry. "Quick little recap: 19 is your age, not your IQ level," said Don.
Chris and Hawkeye pulled the unconscious Lightning out from under the trailer. "Jordan! Take this boy to the medic please!" called Hawkeye.
"Yes sir!" Jordan, dressed in a nurse's outfit, swooped in and carried the football player to the infirmary.
"Anyways, the next part of this challenge is to enact your movie scene," said Chris. "Unlike season two, you guys are in full control over what genre and scripts you want to use! The only rule is not to use any outside props!" The campers nodded their approval.
"On your mark, get set, GO!" Hawkeye fired an arrow at the sky.
The Zebras opened their trailer and saw heaping piles of broken glass and other materials inside.
"Way to go, soldiers! You destroyed our artillery!" Brick shouted to Tyler and Geoff, both of whom looked down with guilt.
"Artillery? What a meaningful name you have, considering it's what your brains are made of!" spat Jo.
The next thing that happened shocked everyone. Brick lost his temper and punched Jo, knocking her out. The Zebras, and then the Rhinoceri all gasped.
"Ugh, Jordan!" Chris called out again.
RHINOCERI
The Rhinoceri had been watching the Zebras' social struggles. "Good thing that's not our team, right guys?" asked Owen. Some yeahs and nodding heads were his answer.
"There's no way we're gonna lose, eh?" said Ezekiel.
Everyone stopped smiling. Sierra gasped. "You jinxed us! You should never put us under such false security like that!" Topher scoffed at the fangirl's explanation.
"I'm...sorry eh."
"See, it's crap like that why he always leaves early!" said Eva.
Abby jumped to Ezekiel's defense. "Now now, he didn't mean it like that; he just thought we were gonna win, that's all."
"Of course you take his side," said Eva.
"Eva, save your anger for a more useful time," said Courtney. She then opened the trailer…
...and a wild Duncan appears! "Hello, sweet princess!"
Everyone gasped in shock. The hosts then turned angry. "DUNCAN! What are you doing here?! We're in the middle of a challenge!" yelled Chris.
"Here for my sweet revenge!"
"All eliminations are FINAL! This time, we want to play that a hundred percent straight!"
"That's not what it says in my contract, Chris," Duncan said slyly. Chris gasped. "What, forgot about your own contract after all these years?" the punk taunted.
Chris groaned and facepalmed. "Fine. You are officially back in this competition. I take it since you remember the contract, you remember what team you were on?"
"Yes sir!" Duncan stood next to Courtney, who glared as he wiggled his unibrow at her.
"OK, so what are we gonna do?" asked Courtney, regaining focus.
"How about re-enacting American Pie?" asked Duncan. Courtney groaned in disgust, and quickly kicked the delinquent in the crotch. "Bastard!"
"Well, it says 'American' in its title, maybe it'll appeal to the American audiences?" pointed out Ezekiel.
"Shut your damn mouth, homeschool!" said Eva.
"Eva!" Courtney then sighed. "Fine." She then glared and pointed at Duncan. "But we are picking a non-sex scene!" The camera closed up on Duncan's face, who winked.
ZEBRAS
"What the FUCK are we supposed to do?!" demanded Devin.
"Um, maybe we could re-enact that scene from Diary of a Wimpy Kid where they threw that party," suggested Junior.
Devin laughed sarcastically, then said, "go back to school, pipsqueak."
"THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA, DAMMIT!" Dwayne suddenly screamed at Devin, who flinched.
"I second that!" agreed Carrie.
"You and what army, dickheads?! No one fucking agrees with you!" Everyone suddenly raised their hands, leaving an angry Devin to sigh. "Fine. But so help me god if we lose…"
RHINOCERI
Courtney saw a refrigerator. "Is the princess hungry?" taunted Duncan.
"Shut, up!" said Courtney. Duncan rolled his eyes, not noticing Trent glaring at him.
Courtney found a PB&J sandwich and sat down at a desk. "This will be our scene."
Duncan ran into the trailer. "And I will play a supporting role! Called it, done, no more discussion!" Courtney facepalmed.
TIME SKIP
The campers not present in the scenes stood facing the trailers as an audience.
"OK campers, let's see what you've made! Let's start with the Rhinoceri, re-enacting one of the very few scenes from American Pie: The Book of Love that does not have any sex scenes in it in an attempt to please our American audiences," said Don.
Courtney was seated at her desk. She reached for her PB&J sandwich when suddenly she felt her pants rip around her vagina. "What the?!" Duncan had grabbed her pants from under the desk and ripped it.
While Courtney was distracted, Duncan smothered the sandwich over Courtney's vagina and started licking it.
"EW!" the audience cried.
By the time Duncan had finished, Courtney had turned into a sobbing mess. She ran off towards her team's cabin, with Trent following after her.
"Ugh, that was disgusting. Even for me," said Hawkeye. "Was he this bad before he got eliminated?" He received two horrified nods as his answer. He then regained his focus. "Next is the Zebras, who are re-enacting the scene from Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules where the house is trashed after throwing a party!"
Junior is walking around the trashed trailer while Bridgette, Brody (who was on top of Bridgette), Geoff, Tyler, Lorenzo, a shirtless Spud, Rock, Taylor, Heather, and Dakota all slept. "Oh man, dad is so gonna ground me when he sees this."
"Much better...much better," said Chris. "I think we know who the winners are...just go ahead and cheer if you think you're the team that's won."
The Zesty Zebras promptly cheered, with Dwayne and Carrie letting Junior sit on their shoulders while Devin glared at this with his arms crossed. The Rambunctious Rhinoceri glared at Duncan, but Eva glared at Ezekiel, who buried his eyes under his toque.
"Rhinoceri, take ten to strategize! Oh, and you can't vote out Duncan since he just returned!" said Don. The Rhinoceri groaned loudly, while Duncan flashed a nasty smile.
MESS HALL
"Ugh, that's just great, homeschool! Not only did we lose, but Duncan came back right after you made that little statement, and we're no longer drama-free!" Ezekiel buried his eyes under his toque again.
"Give the poor boy a chance; he hasn't gotten a chance to shine," said Leshawna.
"I'm surprised homeschool even made it past the first round, are you kidding me?!" said Eva.
Sanders pounded her fist on the table. "Give the boy a chance," she said with lots of force. Even Eva was shocked at what just happened.
CONFESSIONAL: *LOUD BUZZING SOUND*
"Wow...I don't know what came over me," said Sanders. "Oh well, I'm sure MacArthur's gonna be proud of me either way."
*STATIC*
Trent entered the first girls room for his team, and he saw Courtney sitting on her bed sobbing. He sat down next to her. "Hey. Sorry if I'm intruding, but I'm just checking on you to see if you're OK."
"I'm NOT OK! He does this shit ALL THE DAMN TIME!" she yelled.
Trent put a hand on the CIT's shoulder. "Sh. It's OK. You have me. You know I would never do that to you. Why do you think I sung you that song at that talent show the other day?"
Courtney looked down, then back up with a smile. The next thing Trent knew, he was kissing Courtney on the lips. Like other first kisses that's happened, Trent was initially surprised, but then accepted the kiss.
After about five seconds, they stopped. "Soooo...who do you wanna vote for? As much as I want to, and you want to, we can't vote off Duncan because he just came back. Hosts' order."
Courtney looked straight, thinking. "Hmmmmm...there seem to be two options tonight."
ELIMINATION CEREMONY
The Rambunctious Rhinoceri sat around the campfire. "Rhinoceri, this is your fourth loss in a row. Whoever doesn't get a marshmallow, yadda yadda yadda, no one cares. Congratulations Duncan, Sanders, Harold, Cameron, Lindsay, Tom, Trent, Pete, Ennui, Crimson, Izzy, Owen, Gerry, Leshawna, Sky, Mike, Katie, Noah, Sammy, Dave, DJ, Emma, Abby, Amy, Miles, Courtney, Topher, Ella, Zoey, Gwen, Sierra, Dara, Laurie, Cody, and Ryan!" He threw them all their marshmallows, then looked at the two remaining.
"Ezekiel. Eva. This...is the final marshmallow. Ezekiel, your clumsy inability to keep your mouth shut came back to bite you again, proving that and having to finish last are mutually exclusive to some degree. And Eva, you're being accused of not letting Ezekiel getting a chance to recover from his episode of clumsiness, which so far has been every episode he's eliminated in. The final marshmallow...goes to…
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...Ezekiel!" The prairie boy excitedly jumped up and claimed his marshmallow. "Thank y'all so much, eh! I promise I'll make it up to y'all, eh?"
Eva stood up in a fit of rage. "Oh that's just great! Whatever, keep that shrimp around. But you see, you will regret it!" Chef strapped her into a firecracker, lit the fuse, and in three seconds, went flying.
The hosts walked up. "Will Ezekiel be able to overcome his mistakes this episode? How will Trent and Courtney do as a couple now? How will everyone else react? Especially Gwen! Is Sanders no longer fodder? How much longer is Devin gonna continue being a dick to everyone? Or is this new him here to stay? How long will it take for Geoff to realize his dude Brody is in a relationship with Bridgette? What awful things will Duncan do this time? Find out next time, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Chris.
"DRAMA!" yelled Don.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all three hosts.
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci (Z)
RETURNS: Duncan (R)
#89: Anne Maria (Z)
#88: Sadie (R)
#87: B (R)
#86: Justin (R)
#85: MacArthur (Z)
#84: Mickey (R)
#83: Jasmine (R)
#82: JD (Z)
#81: Rodney (Z)
#80: Scarlett (Z)
#79: Max (DECEASED) (R)
#78: Kelly (R)
#77: Blaineley (R)
#76: Lighting (DECEASED) (Z)
#75: Eva (R)
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Lindsay
Tom
Trent
Pete
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Izzy
Owen
Gerry
Leshawna
Sky
Mike
Katie
Noah
Sammy
Dave
DJ
Emma
Abby
Amy
Duncan
Miles
Courtney
Topher
Ella
Zoey
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
Ryan
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Jen
Lightning
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Josee
Dawn
Jo
Brick
Devin
Beardo
Chad
Bridgette
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Sugar
Shawn
Tammy
Tyler
Rock
Leonard
Carrie
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Mary
Stephanie
Jacques
Beth
Dakota
Lorenzo
Heather
Junior
Ellody
...aaaaaaand that's the chapter! Another chapter that's not really long, but still very eventful.
Lightning and Eva were fodder this season. With all the plots going around, they didn't contribute anything to those or the ones coming up, so they had to leave. At least Eva did better than she did in TDI, and Lightning than in TDAS.
So now Duncan's back! How long will he last on his second run? How will he react to Courtney being with Trent?
Sanders finally showed a bit of authority, no? Does this make her more relevant to this story?
Is Geoff and Brody's friendship gonna get strained due to the latter being with Bridgette?
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