Picking up where we left off…
"Eeyep! Your duties as host are officially no more and are henceforth given to Chef!" stated Hawkeye.
"And because you are an intern, you are now lower than us in social status!" said Chef. "Meaning throwing another little hissy fit over your demotion can and will be used against you!"
Chris had no choice but to stay silent. Chef walked over and uncrossed Dara's leg from behind her neck. "Jordan, we need this girl taken to the infirmary!"
"Aye aye, captain!" The gay intern picked up the figuratively and literally broken girl and left to go to the infirmary.
"Dara managed to last 90.4 seconds before she fell off, so that makes the Rhinoceri's score 229.7 seconds!" said Hawkeye.
"Next up to take on the challenge is Ennui!" said Don.
"Thank god all that drama is done. I was worried I was gonna catch...emotion," Ennui said as he took his place on the board.
"You and me both," said Don trying to match Ennui's enthusiasm. "Hey, I think I'm getting the hang of this!"
Hawkeye shot an arrow, and Ennui fell forward after just one second, belly flopping on the ice. "Ow," he said flatly.
"That's 230.7 seconds for the Rhinoceri!" said Chef. "Now it's Dave's turn!"
Dave stood on the board. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and Dave lasted 2.3 seconds on the board.
"And that's 233 seconds for the Rhinoceri!" said Chef.
"Now it's Pete's turn!" said Don.
Pete stood on the board. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and after just one second, Pete fell flat on his face, chipping a tooth as he lands.
"That's 234 seconds for the Rhinoceri!" said Hawkeye.
"No wonder he's so chipper," said Gerry. Emma laughed again. Noah, seeing this again, had to act.
"I didn't know he had such a sweet tooth!" said Noah. Emma simply rolled her eyes while Gerry facepalmed.
CONFESSIONAL: Let's hope Pete doesn't have to do an oral report!
"Darn kids and their 'jokes' nowadays," said Gerry. He then laughed.
*STATIC*
"Now it's Duncan's turn," said Chef.
"Oh, goody," said Gwen while rolling her eyes.
Hawkeye shot an arrow, and Duncan just stood there for the first 30 seconds with his arms crossed. "Seems you forgot how good I was in season two," he boasted. It was Courtney's turn to roll her eyes.
"Easy, is it?" Hawkeye promptly revved up the fan speed, then shot an arrow at his knee, causing him to fall into the ice on his knee, lasting 32 seconds.
"Looks like he took an arrow to the knee on that one!" Don chuckled as everyone rolled their eyes. "What, it's funny because it's true!"
"Alright, before we go any further, there is a new rule! You must do a trick while you're up there! The reason why is because the challenge has become too easy for everyone!"
"That ain't fair!" yelled Chester while shaking his fist.
"Why are you complaining, Mike?! My team hasn't even gone yet!" demanded Jo.
"Mike? Who's that? The name's Chester!"
"Uh oh. MIIIIIIIIKE!" Zoey tried to call.
"Huh? Who's this Mike fellow everyone's hootin' and hollerin' about?"
Zoey, and then Cameron gasped. "Aw, you givin' up yo oxygen for me? Thanks!"
Gerry and Pete looked at each other dumbfounded. "I don't get it, do you?" asked Pete.
"Oh, I get it alright. The fact that he's a tryhard wannabe!" answered Gerry. The two then laughed.
CONFESSIONAL: It's not really fair there's a song named after him…
"Oh no! Calling his name isn't summoning Mike!" said Zoey. She then sighed. "Oh, goodbye Mike."
*STATIC*
"I don't get it. Why were we able to bring back Mike from Vert during the talent show but not from Chester here?" pondered Cameron.
*STATIC*
"Gwen! You're up next!" said Chef while pointing his thumb back at the board.
Gwen stepped on the board emotionlessly. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and she unenthusiastically lifted her right foot of the ground. Unfortunately, that caused her to lose her balance, and she fell off after 1.6 seconds.
"That's 277.6 seconds for the Rhinoceri!" said Don. "Next is Courtney!"
Courtney got on the board. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and Courtney stood in a swan position. After 15 seconds, she crossed her arms as well. Unfortunately, when the fan speed increased after 30 seconds, she lost her balance, and she fell back first into the ice, lasting 31.1 seconds.
"Courtney's performance brings her team's total to 308.7 seconds!" announced Hawkeye. "Now it's Miles' turn!"
The bespectacled vegan stood on the board. When Hawkeye shot an arrow, she entered the lotus position.
"We're gonna need you to be standing in order to avoid disqualification!" called Chef.
With a sigh, Miles tried to stand back up, only to fall off the board before doing so.
"I'm afraid Miles contributes nothing to her team's score!" said Don. "Next is Ezekiel!"
The prairie boy took his place on the board. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and Ezekiel attempted to do a handstand, only to flip over his hands and land next first into the ice, breaking his neck, causing some of the cast to cringe.
Hawkeye sighed, then turned and called, "Jordan?"
"On it, boyeeeeee!" He retrieved the boy from the frozen pool and carried him to the infirmary.
"So Ezekiel adds nothing to his team's total," said Don.
"Next on our list is Izzy!" said Chef.
The crazy redhead stood on the board. When Hawkeye shot an arrow, she started doing various breakdancing moves during the first 30 seconds.
"That girl is crazy," remarked Don.
"Welcome to my world!" said Chef.
The fans increased speed, and Izzy went to the front of the board, got on her chest, and lifted her legs up. "I am the Izzinator 420!" she said in a robotic voice.
"That girl isn't crazy; she's psycho," said Hawkeye.
"Welcome to my world!" said Chef.
After another 30 seconds, the fans increased speed again. Now Izzy was doing cartwheels around the board.
"That girl isn't psycho; she's...oh gee, I don't know," said Don.
"Welcome to my world!" said Chef.
Once he was done saying that however, Izzy slipped off the board and landed feet first on the ice. "'Tis but a scratch on me!" [1]
"Well, that's 66.6 seconds for Izzy!" said Hawkeye.
Izzy suddenly gasped. "That's the devil's number! Can you add a tenth of a second to that? Pleeeeeease?"
"No," said Chef brusquely.
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee—"
Chef covered his ears. "Alright, fine! That's 66.7 seconds for Izzy, bringing the total up to 375.4 seconds!"
"I thought the devil's number was 666," said Hawkeye.
"Doesn't matter as long as there's three 6's," said Izzy.
"Moving on...Cameron! You're up next!" said Don.
Cameron stood on the board, and Hawkeye shot an arrow. Cameron held his right foot back behind him, and he made it 20.6 seconds before losing his balance and falling off.
"That's 396 seconds for the Rhinoceri!" said Hawkeye. "Emma! It's your turn!"
"Woo hoo! Go Emma!" cheered Noah. Emma just turned away, flipped her hair, and hmph'd.
Hawkeye shot an arrow, and she lifted her right leg back. She lasted .9 seconds before falling off.
"Aw, and we were doing so well these last few rounds," said Chef.
"That was so good, I peed myself!" said Noah, still trying to woo Emma. The girl in question simply rolled her eyes as she walked back to her team.
CONFESSIONAL: The author wet his bed when he was 14!
"Peed myself?" asked Noah disgustedly.
*STATIC*
"What a tryhard!" said Pete.
"I know right?" Gerry and his rival laughed again.
*STATIC*
"Next up is Katie!" said Don.
The skinny BFFFL took her place on the board. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and she held her left leg up. She lasted 1.1 seconds before falling. However, she grabbed onto the board...and then couldn't pull herself back up.
"Good effort, trying to save yourself, but that's 1.1 seconds for a total of 398 seconds!" said Hawkeye.
"Next up...Sierra!" said Chef.
Sierra stood on the board. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and she stood on her tiptoes. She lasted exactly two seconds before she fell on the board in a splits position. She got back up and tried to stay in the tiptoe position, but her painful landing only gave her half a second more than what she already had.
"That's 2.5 seconds for Sierra, bringing the total up to 400.5 seconds!" said Don. "Now it's Noah's turn!"
Noah stood on the board. He turned and saw Emma with her arms crossed, looking away from him. He sighed.
Hawkeye shot an arrow, and the winds from the fans blew Noah right off the board, landing away from the tub. He cried out in pain as his back snapped.
"We didn't make the challenges that much harder people! Come on!" Hawkeye protested as Jordan retrieved Noah.
"Trent! You're up boy!" said Chef.
Trent stood on the board. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and he stood with his left foot ahead of his right foot. He lasted 3.2 seconds.
"That's 3.2 seconds for Trent!" said Don. "Last up is Amy!"
Amy stood on the board. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and she started to do split jumps and other cheerleading moves during the first 30 seconds. When the fans sped up however, she was blown back, and she fell onto the ice.
"That's 30.1 seconds, giving the Rhinoceri a final score of 433.8 seconds!" said Hawkeye. "Now it's the Zebras' turn to see if they can do better!"
"Scott! You're up first!" said Chef.
Scott stood on the board. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and the dirt farmer lied down on his stomach and moved his arms and legs like he was surfing.
"That's not enough Scott! At least lift up your limbs or something!" said Don.
"I'm surfing! Isn't that the point?" complained Scott.
"True...except there's no water! So either get your butt up or you're disqualified!"
Scott jumped off the board out of protest.
"Looks like someone's gone back to their old ways of sabotage!" said Hawkeye.
"Sabotage? No no no, I wasn't—"
"He has no intentions of sabotage! I can see it in his reformative aura!" vouched Dawn. Scott smiled, then quickly looked away blushing.
"Ohhh...kaaaay," said Hawkeye awkwardly. "Next up...Spud!"
Spud just stood there with his trademark blank stare. "Sorry; he just needs a couple seconds," said Rock. As if on cue, Spud snapped into action. "Put me in coach! I'm ready!" he yelled as he ran onto the board. Hawkeye shrugged, then shot an arrow. Spud lifted his right leg up…
...and promptly fell backwards off the board.
"Still no points for the Zebras! Maybe Taylor can get her team on the board!" said Chef.
Taylor stood on the board. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and she got into a squat position with her knees bent out. She lasted 1.3 seconds before falling backwards off the board.
"Well, 1.3 seconds is always better than nothing!" said Don. "Let's see if Lorenzo can do any better!"
Lorenzo stood on the board. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and he stood on his ankles. He proceeded to get blown off the board quickly, landing on the back of his head hard, knocking him out.
"Jesus! What's with so many people getting injured?" asked Hawkeye as Jordan scooped up Lorenzo and took him to the infirmary. He sighed and continued. "Next is Jo!"
The female jock stood on the board. "Oh, don't worry about me."
Hawkeye shot an arrow, and she bent her knees out while extending her arms to her sides. When she was blown back after 2.5 seconds, she did a cartwheel back on her feet, causing her team to applaud. After making it through the first 30 seconds, she was blown back again. She tried to do a forward flip, but face planted with a resounding crack. She fell off the board.
"That's 31.5 seconds for Jo!" said Chef. "Next up is Veronica!"
The girl stood on the board. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and Veronica got into a squat position with her knees bent out. Unfortunately, the winds blew knocked her forward after three seconds, and her attempt to get back up led to her stumbling backwards off the board.
"That's three seconds for Veronica!" said Don. "Next is Jacques!"
The ice dancer stood on the board. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and the winds blew him to the back end of the board, causing him to crotch plant the point of the board with a crack. "Mommy…" he said softly in a high-pitched voice. He fell off.
"That was your partner all these years?" Chad asked his alliance-mate.
"Yes," was Josee's reply.
"That is most unfortunate," Chad deadpanned.
"Jacques adds nothing to the Zebras' total!" said Hawkeye. "Next is Brick!"
Cue a cut back to Josee and Chad now groaning.
Brick got in their faces. "SHOW YOUR RESPECT FOR YOUR TEAMMATES!" he yelled. The two villains just scoffed and crossed their arms.
Hawkeye shot an arrow once Brick stood on the board, and the cadet tried to stand on his head. The predictable immediately happened.
The camera cut to an angry Jo balling her fists as Chef announces Brick has added nothing to the Zebras' total.
"Guess my head isn't as flat as I thought," said Brick.
"Devin! You're up!" said Don.
The nice guy turned jerk stood on the board, and Hawkeye shot an arrow. He attempted to stand with the heels of his feet on the edges of the board, but they gave way, and he fell into a split position. Carrie giggled and covered her mouth as her ex's screams resounded through the room.
Devin's attempt to leave the split position ended with him accidentally rolling off the board.
"Six of the nine Zebras that have gone so far have added nothing to their team's total!" said Hawkeye. "Seriously, it's not even funny anymore."
CONFESSIONAL: For those of you keeping track at home, that's a total of 35.8 seconds.
"WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS PAIN AND SUFFERING?!" screamed Jo.
*STATIC*
"Just another day in the life for our team," said Junior.
*STATIC*
"Let's hope Shawn can give this team a fighting chance!" said Chef.
The zombie conspiracy theorist stood on the board. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and Shawn got into a lunge position. He closed his eyes and extended his arms.
"What is he doing?" asked Don. But he got no answer.
CONFESSIONAL: I question everything I do in life. That includes what I say every time there's a confessional!
"I took yoga classes after Pahkitew Island to further help my zombie survival training," said Shawn. "That was just the first lesson."
*STATIC*
Unfortunately, when the winds increased after 30 seconds, Shawn was unable to stay up. He fell after 30.9 seconds.
CONFESSIONAL: Better than most of the rest of the team so far!
"...and the only lesson, I might add." Shawn sighed.
*STATIC*
"That's 30.9 seconds, for a total of 76.7 seconds so far!" said Chef. "Next is Jen!"
Jen just stood there with her arms crossed. "Nuh-uh, nope, I am not doing it."
The hosts looked down. "Ugh, here we go," said Don.
"I am not getting my clothes wet!" Hawkeye was about to open his mouth, but Jen continued, "No I am not doing it naked again, either!"
Everyone looked at Chester. "What? Whatchall starin' at?"
"Uhh, I don't think you'll have to worry about that!" said Zoey.
"Worry about what?"
"All day, Mike's personalities have been acting up!" explained Cameron. "He turned into Chester, but now calling his name doesn't bring him back for some reason!"
"Funny story," said Hawkeye. "I've got one, too: we're in the middle of a challenge here!"
Jen continued to stand there with her arms crossed. "Nope, not doing it. Six other people have already gotten zeroes, so it's not like y'all can saddle the blame on me!"
"About that," said Chef. "They still participated. You didn't. I'm afraid if you do this, your team will have to forfeit this part of the challenge and automatically start the other part with a disadvantage."
Jen thought about it for a bit, but then shrugged. "Eh, how bad can it be?"
"And the Zesty Zebras forfeit part one of the challenge!" announced Don. The Rhinoceri were a bit surprised at first, but they quickly started cheering. The Zesty Zebras either looked down glumly or shot glares at Jen.
"Meet us outside on the beach!" ordered Hawkeye.
BEACH
The contestants that were sent to the infirmary in the first part of the challenge have rejoined their teams.
"Welcome to part 2 of today's challenge!" said Chef. "You will be building the best sand castle, judged by myself, Don, and Hawkeye. Rhinoceri, here are your materials."
Various sized shovels and pails were thrown towards the blue team. "Hey man, where's our stuff?" asked Chet.
"I was just getting to that," said Chef. "Because fashionista there (brief cut to Jen) refused to participate, (cut back) you won't be getting any materials!" The yellow team groaned as one, and shot glares at a sheepish Jen.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaand...GO!" Hawkeye shot an arrow to begin the challenge.
ZEBRAS
"So uh, I guess I'll be the recipient of the 'what are we supposed to do award' and ask what are we supposed to do?" asked Geoff.
"What do you think?" asked Devin sharply.
"Well no shit, he meant how we were gonna build it!" said Carrie.
"Zip it, Blondielocks!" Carrie gasped.
CONFESSIONAL: I wonder who the three bears are…
"Blondielocks?! That's the best he can do?!"
*STATIC*
"This is why Shelley left you!" spat Carrie. A chorus of OHHHHS resounded from the entire cast. An enraged Devin shoved his ex to the ground, causing everyone to gasp. He then started grabbing giant handfuls of sand and threw them at the girl, who could do nothing but squirm helplessly. Soon after, she was sobbing.
"Damn, that's low even for me," said Chris.
"Can it, McLean!" yelled Hawkeye. "You're only saying that because of how much trouble you've gotten into!"
Chris gritted his teeth. "I can't even say anything now?!"
"No, you can…" Chris smiled. "...if you're open to criticism and mockery, that is." Chris returned to an angry expression.
By now, Carrie was buried in sand. Devin was now jumping all over her, tenderizing the sand. "There! All done!" He brushed his hands off. His team just stood there agape.
CONFESSIONAL: Hope the waves don't Carrie her off!"
"See, told you the target would be off my back," said Jen.
*STATIC*/RHINOCERI
"Ever get the feeling we're the boring team?" asked Sierra.
"I feel like we've heard this before," said Gwen.
"That's not necessarily a bad thing," said Trent, pointing his head at the Zebras.
"What's gotten into that Devin guy?" asked Sammy.
"I don't know, but it's that Chad guy that seems messed up," said DJ.
"Oh, I remember him alright. But what about that Josee girl?" said Leshawna.
"She gets mad whenever she doesn't win, eh? Not everything has to be a contest, eh?" said Ezekiel.
"Josephine looks like a meanie to me," said Lindsay.
"Well, that's her full name," shrugged Sky. "I always thought Brick was supposed to be a nice guy, but it doesn't look like it."
"Yeah," said Abby. "But you know what, we're all nice people! That's all that matters!"
"Boring is good, anyways," seconded Crimson.
"True that!" thirded Harold. "Now let's build the New Taj MaHarold!"
ZEBRAS
Dead silence as Devin stood cross-armed, glaring daggers at the rest of his team, who gulped. Except one.
"Are we gonna build this shit or what?!" Jo demanded to know.
"No," said Devin, not moving.
"What was that?!"
"God, do I have to repeat myself?! Get your god damn ears cleaned!"
The team went agape. Jo went at Devin, who fought back. The two ended up landing on top of the buried Carrie, battering the sand in the process.
"Uhh, guys? I'm under here!" said Carrie.
"ZIP IT!" they both screamed.
"Maybe if they do it enough, it'll look like a convincing enough castle," muttered Junior.
"What was that, pipsqueak?" Jo asked, leaning in. Junior gulped.
"Without Blondielocks here to protect you, you'll end up down there with her!" said Devin.
Dwayne lunged at Jo and Devin, and the rest of the team could only watch as the three engaged in 1-on-1-on-1.
"This...is hopeless," said Ernesto.
RHINOCERI
The team had just finished building their castle. "Looks good!" said Laurie.
"I second that!" said Topher. He then turned his attention to the Zebras' plight. "Anyone got some popcorn?"
"Ooh, I got some!" Izzy pulled out a bag of popcorn and an instant popcorn maker.
"Where did you—"
"Shush! Don't ask how I do things!"
"Ohhh, kayyy?"
Izzy and Topher sat down with their bag of popcorn. "Anyone wanna join us?" asked Izzy.
"Uh, no thanks. Drama's really not my thing," said Noah. When he saw Emma's glare, he added, "especially not right now!"
"Suit yourself," said Topher.
TIME SKIP
"Welp, you've had enough time to build your sand castles; now it's time for us to judge," said Don.
The trio of hosts walked towards the Rhinoceri's castle. "Looks great! Even better than your last one, Harold!" said Hawkeye.
"Don't thank me, thank all of us," Harold said as he bowed.
"Er, right." The trio of hosts now moved on to the Zebras' castle. "What the fuck is this?!" The "castle" was a giant lump with various bumps on top.
"It's not our proudest accomplishment," said Brick glumly.
"I can tell."
"Can I come out now?" asked Carrie from under the "castle."
"I think I know how she got under there, and I wish I didn't. Rhinoceri, congrats, you're the winners."
The blue team cheered, while the yellow team glared down Devin, who flipped them off. He flipped Carrie off with his other hand when she rose from the sand.
"Zebras, you lost. Meet at the campfire in ten!"
CAMPFIRE
The team gathered around the campfire, not to sing their campfire song. [2]
"Well, you know the drill. All 38 of you voted for the same person," said Chef.
Some Zebras giggled at Devin. "What the hell you laughin' at?" [3]
"The fact your ass is going home!" said Carrie.
"Actually he isn't," said Don. Everyone gasped.
"Are you on like, mushrooms or something?" asked Taylor.
"No, I'm looking at the votes right now! You all voted for the same person, and it's not Devin! It is, however…"
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"What?!" Jen stood up, heartbroken. "I thought I was safe!"
"Apparently not; shouldn't have forfeited the first part of the challenge! Even you thought so!"
"I didn't vote for myself!"
FLASHBACK
Devin was the last one to vote. He discovers 37 Devin votes in the voting box. He sends them down the septic tank and flushes them, then writes 38 Jens and stuffs them in the box.
"Yeah, I could've eliminated Blondielocks, but I feel like torturing her some more, so I'll take what I can get."
RETURN
Chef strapped Jen in, lit the fuse, and three seconds later, she went flying.
The hosts walked up. "How many more lines will Devin cross before he gets eliminated, if he gets eliminated? Will there ever be this much discord on the Rhinoceri? How will Chris do as an intern? Find out the answer to that and more, next time, on TOTAL!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DRAMA!" yelled Chef.
"DOMINATION!" they all yelled.
[1] Aren't Monty Python references great?
[2] What about SpongeBob references?
[3] Duckman references?
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci (Z)
RETURNS: Duncan (R)
#89: Anne Maria (Z)
#88: Sadie (R)
#87: B (R)
#86: Justin (R)
#85: MacArthur (Z)
#84: Mickey (R)
#83: Jasmine (R)
#82: JD (Z)
#81: Rodney (Z)
#80: Scarlett (Z)
#79: Max (DECEASED) (R)
#78: Kelly (R)
#77: Blaineley (R)
#76: Lighting (DECEASED) (Z)
#75: Eva (R)
#74: Jen (Z)
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Lindsay
Tom
Trent
Pete
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Izzy
Owen
Gerry
Leshawna
Sky
Mike
Katie
Noah
Sammy
Dave
DJ
Emma
Abby
Amy
Duncan
Miles
Courtney
Topher
Ella
Zoey
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
Ryan
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Josee
Dawn
Jo
Brick
Devin
Beardo
Chad
Bridgette
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Sugar
Shawn
Tammy
Tyler
Rock
Leonard
Carrie
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Mary
Stephanie
Jacques
Beth
Dakota
Lorenzo
Heather
Junior
Ellody
...aaaaand that's the chapter! Only two chapters in nearly five months? Welcome to senior year of high school, everybody!
Jen went because once again, she had nothing coming in the foreseeable future. While she may not be the most in need of elimination, she was one of the only ones whose elimination would be justifiable this chapter, so what needed doing needed to be done.
Devin has now reached record-breaking levels of jerkassery! Even Chris is disgusted with him! But of course he doesn't care.
What's going on with Mike's personalities? Why are they acting up?
Starting here, I will be posting the audition tapes of next season's cast! Let's start with AJ!
*STATIC*
A red bedroom appeared with a Beatles poster on the back wall. A tall white male dressed in red spy clothing stood in the center of the room.
"Cheerio, loyal producers of a great show! I am AJ, watching your show here from England, and I would be delighted to speak on behalf of myself and my brothers that we are interested in partaking in your newest series, whatever it be titled. We will not be disappointed should you choose to reject. But of course, that decision is entirely up to you, you absolutely amazing producer watching this right now! Cheerio!"
*STATIC*
That was AJ, our first of 50 OCs who will have their audition tapes released throughout this story. He is the Nice Brit, here to represent the British in a very positive light. He also has two brothers. He and them are actually identical triplets, something the show has never had before. And yes, they will be competing, too. In fact, they're the next ones to have their audition tapes posted. How will they do next season?
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