"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Don.
The camera showed Lorenzo and Ezekiel getting injured from the surfing part of the challenge.
"The campers participated in the two-part teen beach flick challenge."
The camera showed Chris yelling at Dara for her performance, followed by the trio of hosts firing Chris.
"Chris's problematic behavior grew to be too much for us, so we demoted him to intern…" said Hawkeye.
The camera showed Millie being frozen.
"...which was good, because we killed our first intern, Millie!"
The camera showed Jen refusing to participate in the challenge.
"The Zebras forfeited the first part of the challenge thanks to Jen refusing to get her clothes wet," said Chef.
The camera showed Devin's horrid treatment of Carrie, followed by him fighting with Jo and Dwayne.
"Although he's already proven to be a horrible person, Devin takes about 19 more levels in jerkass by physically attacking his teammates and burying poor Carrie!" said Don.
The camera showed Hawkeye chastising the Zebras for the "castle" "built" by Devin's rage.
"Unsurprisingly, the team lost thanks to him," said Hawkeye.
The camera shows Devin hijacking the votes, followed by Jen reacting to her elimination.
"However, he showed he's more than just a bully by replacing his teammates' votes with clones of his, and Jen's decision to sit out of the challenge came back to bite her!" said Chef.
The camera showed the hosts.
"Who will go rise over no run next? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" all three yell.
*cue intro*
It was a nice morning, and by that, I mean it looked nice outside. I wasn't talking about the campers, of course…
MESS HALL
The cast was gathered in the mess hall. Devin was being glared down by a good majority of his team, and he returned the glare.
Tom walked over. "Uhh, hey guys," he said nervously, due to the current state of the team. "You ah, seen Jen anywhere? I have to show her something."
"You mean that bitch we voted off last night?" Devin said smugly.
Tom got on his knees and screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Fuck damn, could you scream any louder? Besides, that Duncan guy came back, so it's not like she's gone forever."
That was all Tom needed to hear. "EEEEEEEEE! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" he said as he hugged Devin.
"Huh. Maybe Devin does have a nice side," Dwayne muttered.
Devin pushed Tom to the ground and yelled, "Get off of me ya faggot!" Many people on both teams gasped.
"Or not," said Junior.
"Oh. It is so on!" Tom took his shirt off and started slapping Devin with it. Soon, the total jerk took his shirt off and before long, the two males engaged in a sword fight with shirts.
"I uhh, know Devin's on our team, but I'd rather root for Tom," said Sam. Many of his teammates agreed.
"WHOO HOO! Go Tom!" cried Izzy.
"Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!" Topher started chanting. Izzy soon joined him, then the rest of their team started to join in, and then even Devin's team started rooting for the gay fashion blogger.
"STOP RUBBING MY ASS!" yelled Devin. Tom was rubbing the jerk's ass cheeks.
"Just getting a good feel!" said Tom.
Devin recoiled. "GET AWAY FROM MEEEE!" But it was too late. Tom grabbed Devin by the belt and took it off of him, causing his pants to fall. Devin, for the first time, looked scared. "Uh…ohhh…"
OUTSIDE THE MESS HALL
A loud smack could be heard, followed by a loud scream, causing a flock of birds perched on a couple trees to fly away.
MESS HALL
The cast cheered as Tom stood in a victory pose, while Devin moaned in pain, his ass cheeks very red.
The hosts walked in, and everyone quickly settled back in. The trio saw Tom and Devin and stopped with horrified reactions. "I...don't, wanna know," said Don. The hosts regained their composure.
Rock whispered in Spud's ear, "Raise your hand and say the Western movie challenge!"
"Who can tell us today's challenge?" asked Hawkeye.
Spud raised his hand and said, "The Western movie challenge!"
"Correct!" said Hawkeye. "But uhhhh...we ran out of cookies."
Rock facepalmed again. Right before Chef could give further instruction, Spud got on his knees and screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"I know, me too," said Chef. "I promise we'll have 'em tomorrow. Now let's go outside to explain this next challenge!"
OUTSIDE
The horse-jumping challenge from TDA was set up, horse, target, water tower, everything. Only there was a key difference.
"EWW! That smell is so ratchet!" cried Stephanie while plugging her nose.
The cast didn't disagree. The horse was surrounded by a thick ring of shit.
"Why is there so much horse shit?! Did the horse forget to wear diapers or something?" asked Duncan. Some people laughed at that.
"No, we fed it laxatives to make it shit that much," Don said casually. "In today's challenge, you will each jump down the diving board at the top of that 100 ft. water tower—"
"Why aren't we using the metric system? I thought this was Canada," said Chad.
Don sighed. "In today's challenge, you will each jump down the diving board at the top of that 30.48 meter water tower." He leaned towards Chad and asked, "happy now?"
Chad thought for a bit, then said, "never mind, I see your point."
Don groaned and facepalmed. "I can't do this anymore." He regained his composure and continued. "You will get a point for each person that lands on the horse. If you miss, well...I think you've figured that out already."
"You mean all that shit around the horse was done on PURPOSE?!" demanded Leshawna.
The hosts stood silent. "Moving on! You can also chicken out, but it will take a point away from you."
"So it's just like the first challenge," said Noah.
"Yyyyyeah...except you'll suffer an undesirable consequence should you not make it."
Hawkeye pulled out a sheet of paper. "As always, we have randomized the order you will go. First up...Topher!"
The Chris wannabe gulped.
The scene flashed to Topher standing on the diving board. "Well...I've got nothing to lose." He jumped...and belly-flopped on the horse's back. Owen and Noah are seen cringing as the horse's whinny reverberates.
Topher groaned in pain. "Well, it beats messing my hair up in that," he said, motioning towards the pile of horse shit.
"That's one point for the Rhinoceri!" said Chef. He looked over the listed order and said, "Sierra! You're up next!"
The fangirl stood on the board, jumped, and landed perfectly on the horse, to the applause of her team.
"That's two points for the Rhinoceri!" said Don. "Sky! You're up!"
The athletic girl stood on the board and did a perfect swan dive onto the horse's back.
"That's three points for the Rhinoceri!" said Hawkeye. "Sammy! You're up!"
The second-born twin stood on the board and jumped into a comfortable position on the horse.
"That's four points for the Rhinoceri!" said Chef. "Mike! You're up!"
Chester just stood there, not moving a muscle.
"Mike?" No answer.
"How old do you'll think we'll be when scrawny finally answers?" Gerry asked Pete.
"Wait, we wouldn't be dead?" replied Pete. The two laughed again.
"If Mike doesn't snap out of it and make a decision, your team will have to forfeit this part of the challenge!" bellowed Chef.
The team, knowing what happened to Jen when she did that last time, immediately grew frantic.
Duncan slapped Mike on the back of the head. "Dude, snap out of it! We're in the middle of a challenge here!"
Chester gasped, and Mike now took form. "Woah, how long was I out?"
"Mike!" Zoey ran up to Mike and hugged him. She then looked at Duncan and said, "Thank you so much! You're a real life-saver!"
"Uhhh…" Duncan started to say.
"I knew you were still a good guy underneath all those layers of delinquency!" remarked Chef.
CONFESSIONAL: Guess that explains why Dunkin' Donuts is so good.
Duncan sighed. "I guess I should stop trying to hide it. Maybe I'm not such a bad boy after all."
*STATIC*
"I don't know what's up with Mike and his personalities," said Zoey. "It looks like you have to use the same trigger on him twice to bring him back." She shrugged. "Oh well; at least it's easy to work around."
*STATIC*
Mike stood on the jumping board and jumped onto the horse.
"That's five points for the Rhinoceri!" said Don.
A montage began playing. Tom landed a bit rough on the horse and moaned a little, Duncan slid off the side of the horse and fell into the pile of horse manure, Owen belly-flopped on the horse, causing both to cry out in pain, Ryan landed crotch-first on the horse, causing him to howl in pain as his girlfriend facepalmed, Pete landed back-first on the horse with a crack, and Dara landed butt first on the horse. The Rhinoceri has ten points.
"Emma! You're up!" said Don.
The older sister stood on the board and jumped. When it became clear she wouldn't make it, Noah started to run to catch her. "I got her, I got her!"
"Noah?" called Hawkeye. "You step in the manure voluntarily, that counts as a forfeit!"
Noah looked up and saw Emma glaring daggers at him. Sighing, he stopped and could only watch as his ex just misses the horse and falls into the manure.
"I'm sorry, I thought you cared!" said Emma.
"I, I…" stammered Noah.
CONFESSIONAL: I's my favorite letter, too!
"What was I supposed to do?!" protested Noah.
*STATIC*
"My sis is becoming a butthole," said Kitty.
*STATIC*
"Well, that's still ten points for the Rhinoceri!" said Chef. "Laurie! You're up!"
Laurie refused to move. "No. This is cruelty to our animals."
"Alright then. Here ya go." The cook placed a chicken hat on top of her head.
"That's nine points now for the Rhinoceri!" said Don.
Another montage of successful jumps plays as Cameron, Ezekiel, Amy, Crimson, Lindsay, Harold, and Katie dismounted the horse uneventfully, bringing the total up to 16.
Leshawna broke that streak by bouncing off the horse and falling back first into the pile of manure, denying the blue team a point.
Ella sang before jumping, which charmed the horse into moving to catch Ella when it looked like she wouldn't make it, bringing the total up to 17.
DJ refused, not wanting to trigger another animal curse by hurting an animal, bringing the total back to 16.
Cody made it, Sanders had a painful butt landing but made it, and most of the rest of the team had uneventful jumps onto the horse, bringing the total up to 25. Only four people hadn't jumped yet.
"Noah! You're up!" said Hawkeye.
When Noah saw Emma's figuratively and literally dirty glare, he sighed. "It's not like things can get any worse."
"Don't say that, dude!" warned Trent.
"Why? It can't."
Cue Noah landing in the manure pile with his mouth and tongue out mid-scream.
"Thor thaymee they than!" said Noah, trying to taste as little horse shit as possible.
Chef shuddered. "Glad it wasn't me for once!" He turned to the remaining contestants. "Ennui! You're up!"
Ennui got on the board, jumped with an emotionless scream, and successfully dismounted the horse.
"That's 26 points for the Rhinoceri!" said Don. "Miles, you jumping?"
Miles shook her head. "It's for the same reason as Laurie."
"Right, that's 25 points for the Rhinoceri!" said Hawkeye. "Izzy! You're last!"
"Whoo hoo!" The crazy girl bolted up the ladder, jumped off the board, and managed to perfectly land on the horse's back on only one foot.
"That's a grand total of 26 points for the Rhinoceri!" said Chef. "Now let's move on to the Zebras!" He pulled out another sheet of paper and said, "Taylor! You'll be going first!"
"Uhh, no thanks. I don't feel like ruining my cow leather boots my mom bought for me!"
Don placed a chicken hat on her head and said, "Huh. Guess she does care about her mom a little. If only she were still here…that's negative one point! Tyler! You're next!"
The clumsy athlete stood on the board, ran off without jumping, and smashed his ass against the horse's head, causing him to groan in pain.
Dawn gasped and put her hands near her mouth. "Oh, poor horse."
"The Zebras are now back to nothing!" said Hawkeye. "Rock! You're next!"
The rocker stood on the board, jumped off, and successfully dismounted the horse.
"That's one point for the Zebras!" said Chef. "Josee! You're up!"
Josee stood on the board, jumped, and missed the horse, falling into the manure pile. She yelled in frustration and disgust at her failure.
"No points!" said Don. "Mary! You're up!" Mary stood on the board, typed something into a calculator, and then jumped. She landed on her feet, then lost her balance and fell into the manure pit. Ellody tried to cover up her laughter as the white genius left in a huff.
"Dwayne! You're up!" said Chef.
The father stood on the board, jumped, and ended up landing upside down on the horse, his neck snapping in the process. Beardo, Beth, and Dakota all cringed while Junior facepalmed.
"Two points for the Zebras!" said Don. "Alejandro! You're up!"
The Spaniard jumped off the board and landed on the horse.
"Three points for the Zebras!" said Hawkeye. "Dakota! You're up!"
"Uh, ew! I'll pass!"
"Very well then. Two points for the Zebras!" said Chef. "Tammy! You're up!"
Tammy ended bouncing off the horse's back and falling back into the manure pit.
"Man, y'all are sucking so far! I mean, nine people and only two points?" said Don. "Geoff, you're up!"
Another montage, as Geoff, Kitty, and Junior dismount the horse. Shawn misses and falls into the manure pit. "I'm used to this stuff; I always coated myself with stuff like this to fool the dead."
Hawkeye looked disturbed. "You're a weird person, you know that?"
"You're the 93rd person to say that."
"93? Damn, I only have 92," pouted Izzy.
"That's five points for the Zebras!" said Chef. "Veronica! You're next!"
The protective girl stood on the board, jumped, and dismounted the horse.
"Six points!" said Don. "Carrie! Your turn!"
Carrie stood on the board.
"No pressure! No! Pressure!" taunted Devin.
Carrie flipped him off, but then lost her balance and fell into the manure pit.
"What the hell?! That shouldn't count!" protested Jo.
Hawkeye ignored her. "Dawn! You're up!"
"I refuse to do it! I won't hurt this poor creature!"
Chef placed a chicken hat on Dawn's head. "If one more person misses the horse or refuses to jump, the Rhinoceri automatically win the first part of the challenge!" Some Zebras gulped, while others (like Jo, Jacques, and Josee) looked angry. "Beardo! You're up!"
Beardo stood on the board, jumped, and missed the horse, splashing himself with horse manure. Josee facepalmed while Jo gritted her teeth and balled her fists.
"And the Rambunctious Rhinoceri win by default!" said Don. He turned to the Zebras and narrowed his eyes. "I don't know what is wrong with you guys, but you have got to get it together!" The yellow team was a mix of sullen and angry looks.
TIME SKIP
The teams were now fully cleaned off. The horse and its excrements were gone.
"Rhinoceri, for winning the first part of the challenge, you will be the cowboys roping the cows, the Zebras!" said Hawkeye. The interns went around putting cowboy hats on the blue team and cow dick hats on the yellow team. "You will have 30 minutes to capture every member of the Zebras! If you succeed, you win! If not, you lose!" He held up his bow and arrow and shot an arrow. "Go!"
Devin immediately shoved Beardo to the ground. "Thanks a lot, fatass!" Before the black teen could respond, Harold lassoed him. "Hi ya!"
Karma hit Devin though, as Carrie tripped him, and Noah lassoed him.
Izzy lassoed Shawn. "No one outclasses me in crazy!"
After 15 minutes, only Lorenzo, Leonard, Chad, Tammy, Mary, Ellody, Dwayne, and Alejandro were added to the list of Zebras caught.
"We'll never get them all!" huffed Amy.
Cameron got an idea. "And now, Olympic gold medalist—"
Mike gasped, and Svetlana took form. "...Svet, lanaaaaa!" She lassoed Bridgette, Geoff, and Brody in one go, then Veronica and Ernesto together, and finally she roped Tyler by the neck when he tripped on his own two feet.
Lindsay gasped. "Tyler, no!" But it was too late, and Tyler didn't get to hear her. She then put her hands on her hips and glared at Svetlana. "That was my boyfriend!"
"Lindsay—" Courtney started to say. But the blonde swiped Svetlana's ropes and tied her up with her ropes and Lindsay's ropes.
"Wow," was all Gwen could say.
"Now what?" asked Dave.
"We wait until we die, that's what," said Pete.
"Now it's not over yet!" Abby tried to rally the team.
"We lost our strongest player thanks to bimbo there!"
"Who's Bimbo?" asked Lindsay.
"My point exactly."
"Let's all lasso someone at the same time! That'll totally work!" Gerry said sarcastically.
"Yeah, a great idea!" Pete shared his rival's sarcasm.
"Let's do it!" said Abby.
"Huh?" asked the two tennis rivals.
"One, two, three!" The blue team lassoed the yellow team as one.
"And the Rambunctious Rhinoceri win again!" said Chef. The blue team cheered, and Abby high-fived a still shocked Gerry and Pete. The yellow team looked down.
"Zebras! You've got another date with us at the campfire tonight!" said Don.
CONFESSIONAL: But who are the two wheels that are necessary?
"Oh my gosh, I had no idea what came over me!" said Lindsay. "I just hope Somalia doesn't get mad!"
*STATIC*
Svetlana is still trying to fight her way out of the ropes.
*STATIC*
"We actually won for our team?!" asked Gerry.
"We're actually useful?!" asked Pete.
*STATIC*
The Zebras gathered around the campfire.
"I find it hard to believe you guys have only lost as many challenges as the other team when you guys are such a clusterfuck," said Hawkeye.
CONFESSIONAL: Just like Russia's government!
"So many options," said Josee.
*STATIC*
"Marshmallows go to...Leonard, Chad, Lorenzo, Brick, Spud, Jo, Chet, Sugar, Scott, Sam, Devin, Jay, Bridgette, Heather, Jacques, Stephanie, Beth, Ellody, Brody, and Ernesto!" The superhero threw marshmallows at those who didn't get a chance to attempt the first part of the challenge. "Tyler, Rock, Dwayne, Alejandro, Geoff, Kitty, Veronica, and Junior!" He threw marshmallows at those who successfully dismounted the horse. "Josee, Tammy, Mary, Carrie, and Shawn!" He threw them their marshmallows.
Hawkeye looked at Dakota, Taylor, Dawn, and Beardo. "Beardo, you jumped, but your falter was what led to you guys getting the short end of the stick in the second part of the challenge! Ladies, you didn't jump, period!" The music got a bit more dramatic as the four shared nervous glances.
"Taylor!" The rich girl got her marshmallow.
"Dawn!" The moonchild got hers, too.
Dakota and Beardo sat there without marshmallows as the music started to build up further.
CONFESSIONAL: The suspense is killing me! Please end it so I don't die!
"I vote for Beardo the Weirdo for blowing that first part of the challenge for us!" declared Devin.
*STATIC*
"Today is the day Dakota leaves. There can only be one pretty girl on this island!" said Heather.
*STATIC*
"The final marshmallow...goes to…"
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"...Beardo." The noisemaker grabbed his marshmallow.
"Dang it!" complained Dakota, who just stood there as Chef strapped her into the Fireworks of Shame, lit the fuse, and in three seconds flat, the heiress went flying.
The hosts walked up to the screen as the ending music started up. "We're two eliminations away from the start of the third wave of our competition!" said Chef. "Who will fail to make the cut? Find out next time, right here, on TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!" yelled Don.
"DOMINATION!" all three yell.
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci (Z)
RETURNS: Duncan (R)
#89: Anne Maria (Z)
#88: Sadie (R)
#87: B (R)
#86: Justin (R)
#85: MacArthur (Z)
#84: Mickey (R)
#83: Jasmine (R)
#82: JD (Z)
#81: Rodney (Z)
#80: Scarlett (Z)
#79: Max (DECEASED) (R)
#78: Kelly (R)
#77: Blaineley (R)
#76: Lighting (DECEASED) (Z)
#75: Eva (R)
#74: Jen (Z)
#73: Dakota (Z)
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders Harold Cameron Lindsay Tom Trent Pete Ezekiel Ennui Crimson Izzy Owen Gerry Leshawna Sky Mike Katie Noah Sammy Dave DJ Emma Abby Amy
Duncan Miles Courtney Topher Ella Zoey Gwen Sierra Dara Laurie Cody Ryan
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff Ernesto Chet Spud Alejandro Sam Jay Josee Dawn Jo Brick Devin Beardo Chad Bridgette Taylor Brody Scott Sugar Shawn Tammy Tyler Rock Leonard Carrie Dwayne Veronica Kitty Mary Stephanie Jacques Beth Lorenzo Heather Junior Ellody
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's the chapter! Quick update, but keep in mind that's how things were until after chapter 18 was posted. I've been getting on top of my senior year, and with it came my ability to write much faster. And just in time for Halloween, too! I'm not trick or treating though...
Elimination was tough. Dawn was an easy save, so no need to discuss her. Taylor's been getting less focus over time, but I don't think she's done yet. Beardo and Dakota never got a chance to shine, but I gave the edge to Beardo due to being in less episodes before this fic. So ultimately, Dakota was eliminated due to being in more canon episodes, which made her a bit more expendable. Like with Jen before, she wasn't the single most worthless person on the team, but she was out of those whose eliminations would be justifiable.
Emma has gone from simply turning her back on Noah and making him work extra hard to get her back to being very shallow and seemingly outright being done with him! Is Noah x Emma done for good?
Is Duncan's good side coming back? If it does, will it end up suffering a major snap back like in TDAS when he got eliminated?
Now it's time for our next new contestant, BJ, the mean Brit!
*STATIC*
An indigo bedroom with a "Free Stuart Hall" [1] poster appeared. A tall white male dressed in indigo spy clothing appeared.
"Yeah, I like Stuart Hall; he's my hero, especially after he got arrested. No, I'm not gonna say 'hi' or 'sup' or that other shit. Grow a fucking pair of balls and accept the fact that not all of us Brits sit on our arses drinking tea and being polite. I'm not even gonna say who I am, so fucking deal with it already." BJ pointed at the screen. "And you had better pick me, or so help me god, I will—"
*STATIC*
That's BJ, AJ's brother. If you missed AJ's audition tape, it's in the last chapter. BJ is the exact opposite of AJ. While AJ wants to make the Brits look well-mannered, BJ wants to make the Brits look very rude.
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[1] Stuart Hall is a British presenter who is known for narrating shows with foreign announcers like Ninja Warrior. Unfortunately, he got arrested a few years ago for lews acts involving female adolescents.