"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Don.
The camera showed Tammy bouncing off the horse and falling into the manure pit, followed by Noah's epic failure not for the weak stomach.
"Our campers got a little down and dirty with our Western themed challenge!"
The camera showed Beardo missing the horse, followed by him getting lassoed by Harold.
"The Zebras failed more than enough times to give them a disadvantage in the second part of the challenge!" said Hawkeye.
The camera showed Gerry and Pete sarcastically suggesting their ideas, followed by their team lassoing the Zebras.
"And although it wasn't intentional, Gerry and Pete gave the Rhinoceri another win!" said Chef.
The camera showed Dakota's reaction to her elimination.
"And it was Dakota who got eliminated!" said Don.
The camera showed the hosts.
"Who will go over and out next? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DRAMA!" yelled Chef.
"DOMINATION!" all three yell.
*cue intro*
The cast was already gathered in the mess hall. Rock leaned in and whispered in Spud's ear, "Raise your hand and say the prison movie challenge!"
"Good morning, campers!" said Don.
"Good morning, Don," repeated everyone.
"The prison movie challenge!" Spud suddenly yelled and raised his hand, before Don could ask his intended question.
Don deadpanned. "Rrright. But in order to get a cookie, you'd have had to have waited until I asked the question." Rock slapped his forehead in frustration...again.
Just then, Chris and Keith emerged from the kitchen wheeling in two giant pots full of broth.
"Pick the person on the other team that you think has the weakest stomach," instructed Hawkeye.
The two teams got together and huddled up for a few seconds. Then they reconvened.
"Well, who did you decide?"
"Taylor," said the Rhinoceri. The rich girl huffed.
"Ryan," said Stephanie alone. Her team gasped.
"Woah woah, hold on, amigo," said Alejandro. "This is a team decision."
"I SAID RYAN!" shouted Stephanie. "Your charms ain't working on me!"
Alejandro sighed and looked down. "I suppose I deserve that." Heather glared daggers at Stephanie, who didn't see her.
"The rest of you, you have one minute to make these pots of broth as disgusting as possible!" said Chef. "Aaaaaaaand, GO!"
Owen sprinkled hair from his dandruff into Taylor's broth, while Harold placed his boogers into it.
"Boy, you messed up," said Leshawna.
"But you like 'messed up,'" said Harold.
"True. Carry on."
Meanwhile, Scott was spitting into Ryan's broth when he stops. "Idea," he said before snickering. He ran off, and a few seconds later, came back to spit mouthfuls of dirt into the broth. Ryan cringed at this.
CONFESSIONAL: The spirit of the Dirty Bubble and his evil demand lives!
"Well, it is for the challenge," Dawn said before blushing.
*STATIC*
Lindsay was busy applying nail polish when Scott suddenly took the container from her (Lindsay: "HEY!") and dumped it into Ryan's broth.
Lindsay gasped, then got on her knees. "NOOOOOOOO! That was my favorite one!"
"Should've saved the best for last!" smirked Scott. Dawn rubbed the back of her head and blushed.
CONFESSIONAL: Should've brought a spare to avoid someone striking like that!
"Again, all just helping our team." Dawn swooned.
*STATIC*
Don rang an airhorn, and the commotion stopped. "Time's up!" he said. "Now. Taylor. Ryan. Whoever throws up first will get a disadvantage for the next part of this challenge!" Both looked nervous, with Ryan gulping. "Aaaaaaaand, go!"
The two grabbed a spoonful of broth and ate it. While Taylor was cringing as she gurgled it, Ryan ate it without problem. "This doesn't taste half bad. Reminds me of my protein shake." He then went for another spoonful. Taylor however, couldn't take it anymore. Her first spoonful ended up her last.
"And the Rambunctious Rhinoceri win the first part of the challenge!" said Hawkeye. The blue team cheered while the yellow team looked down. "Meet us behind this building for part two of today's challenge!"
TIME SKIP
The cast stood in an enclosed area. "Welcome to part two of today's challenge!" said Chef. "You will pick one person on each team to push your team's cart…" The Rhinoceri looks at Ryan. "...and it can not be the same person who ate the broth!" The Rhinoceri moaned a bit, then looked at DJ, who suddenly feared the worst.
Chef continued. "Y'all will then try to find a way to the other side of the fence. I don't care how. The first team to make it out with their entire team wins. On your mark, get set, GO!"
The Rhinoceri immediately hopped into their cart's basket (which was way larger to accommodate the cast size), leaving DJ to sigh. "Fiiiine." He pushed the cart.
The Zebras however, were more divided, as expected. Jo and Josee both view for leadership, and they quickly started arguing.
"LADIES! Save your fighting for another time! We are in the middle of a challenge here!" bellowed Brick.
"Hey, either pick a side or butt out!" said Jo.
"As a soldier playing the role of a third party in relation to your combat, I shall do no such thing." The two ladies just looked at each other. "Instead, I will suggest you do a game of rock paper scissors."
The two ladies sighed, then turned to do battle. Josee drew paper, while Jo drew scissors.
Real scissors.
"Ha, I win!" she said, cutting at Josee's middle finger, severing it and causing blood to spill out. The female ice dancer screamed in pain.
"Josee!" gasped Jacques, rushing to Josee's side. The team stood there shocked.
"Ma'am, that was very unnecessary!" said Brick. Jo, angered, snipped at Brick's testicles.
The camera cuts to the exterior of Camp Wawanakwa, where a high-pitched shriek sounds.
The camera now shows Josee being walked to the infirmary by Morgan, while Brick lied in a stretcher carried by Lance and Jordan to the same place.
"This person's dangerous! She's insane!" cried Brick, pointing at an uncaring Jo. He cupped his private parts to lose as little blood as possible. Once he left, Jo turned to the rest of the team. They all jumped into the basket...only to struggle doing so.
Don snickered. "Good luck! That's the price of being a loser!" Indeed, their basket was the same size as the ones used in TDA.
"Uhh, how about the smaller people people go in first?" suggested Beth. The team agreed, then got in accordingly, with Junior in first and Spud in last. Jo then pushed the cart.
Both teams had made it to the fence. There was a set of digging tools there, but there was a blue piece of paper tied to it that said, "FOR RHINOCERI USE ONLY." Upon seeing it, the Rhinoceri cheered, then grabbed them and started digging.
The Zebras could only look on with disappointment as they stared back at the fence. "Now what?!" said Jo. The Zebras looked at each other confused. "Great, just great!" She took an empty chocolate chip granola bar wrapper and threw it in frustration. Curious, Rock examined in. "Chocolate chip." Suddenly, he got an idea. He threw it over the fence.
The scent from the wrapper caught Spud, and he started whiffing. "Is that chocolate chip?" he asked. Suddenly, like a bull in the Running of the Bulls, he charged through the fence, leaving a giant hole through it. The rest of the team shrugged and followed him out.
"And the Zesty Zebras win!" said Hawkeye. The yellow team cheered, with Taylor hugging and kissing Rock. The blue team looked down. "Rhinoceri, you've got a date with us at the campfire!"
MESS HALL
The Rambunctious Rhinoceri sat down together, ready to discuss elimination. "Well, regardless who goes, there won't be much justification," said Cameron.
"I volunteer for elimination," said Mike. Everyone looked at him.
"If this is about your personalities Mike, you know how to snap out of a personality now, remember?" said Zoey.
Mike sighed. "Yeah, but I still think I need psychiatric help."
"Noah, of course," said Emma.
"Why? What did he do?" asked Dave.
"Everything," she said bluntly.
"You don't have to be so mean to Nolan," said Lindsay.
"Oh, like you did better today! All you did today was complain about your favorite nail polish being used up!"
"Ladies, let's save this argument for the vote," said Sanders.
ELIMINATION CEREMONY
The blue team was circled around the campfire.
"Alright, maggots. You know the drill. No need to repeat myself." He grabbed marshmallows and started throwing them. "Sanders, Cameron, Harold, Tom, Trent, Pete, Gerry, Ezekiel, Crimson, Izzy, Ennui, Owen, Leshawna, Sky, Mike, Katie, Noah, Sammy, Dave, DJ, Abby, Amy, Miles, Duncan, Courtney, Topher, Ella, Gwen, Zoey, Sierra, Dara, Laurie, Cody, and Ryan!" They all caught their marshmallows.
Only Lindsay and Emma remained. "Bitches, this...is the final marshmallow."
"But we're not dogs," said Lindsay. Chef responded by throwing the last marshmallow in her mouth.
Emma stood up in outrage. "What are you serious?!"
"I am afraid so."
"WAIT!" Everyone turned to see Noah stand up.
"Oh now what?" muttered Emma.
"I sacrifice myself in Emma's position!"
Everyone gasped. "What?" Emma was shocked.
"I've suffered longer than enough in this contest. I got to say I made it far in one installment, and it was my best performance yet. But now, my girl has dumped me and clearly wants nothing to do with me anymore. I am choosing to quit now because I want her to know before she goes that I still care about her, even after everything she's done."
There were a few more gasps. Emma just sat there in silence. Suddenly, her eyes started to water, and she started to sniffle. "Get your butt over here, Noah," she managed to say.
The skinny boy walked over and hugged his back-again-girlfriend. "I am so sorry for what I did; really, I am," she said. "I got too protective because of what happened when I dated Jake."
"It's OK, sweetheart. I will never give up on you."
The team awed, and the trio of hosts clapped. Once they stopped, Chef strapped Emma in, lit the fuse, and in three seconds, she went flying.
The hosts walked up. "Wow. That was truly touching," said Don. "Has this given Noah a new quest for motivation? Is Dawn willing to overlook Scott's personality flaws? Is a mental hospital better for Jo than here? Is Alejandro the new Justin in terms of charming people? And remember, that's a bad thing! Find out next time, right here, on TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" all three yell.
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci (Z)
RETURNS: Duncan (R)
#89: Anne Maria (Z)
#88: Sadie (R)
#87: B (R)
#86: Justin (R)
#85: MacArthur (Z)
#84: Mickey (R)
#83: Jasmine (R)
#82: JD (Z)
#81: Rodney (Z)
#80: Scarlett (Z)
#79: Max (DECEASED) (R)
#78: Kelly (R)
#77: Blaineley (R)
#76: Lightning (DECEASED) (Z)
#75: Eva (R)
#74: Jen (Z)
#73: Dakota (Z)
#72: Emma (R)
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Lindsay
Tom
Trent
Pete
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Izzy
Owen
Gerry
Leshawna
Sky
Mike
Katie
Noah
Sammy
Dave
DJ
Abby
Amy
Duncan
Miles
Courtney
Topher
Ella
Zoey
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
Ryan
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Josee
Dawn
Jo
Brick
Devin
Beardo
Chad
Bridgette
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Sugar
Shawn
Tammy
Tyler
Rock
Leonard
Carrie
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Mary
Stephanie
Jacques
Beth
Lorenzo
Heather
Junior
Ellody
...aaaaaaaaaaand that's the chapter! Not too quick, but not too long either!
Noah and Emma's conflict has finally been resolved. Just when it seemed like Emma has crossed the point of no return, she comes to regret her treatment of Noah, and they end up getting back together after all.
Dawn seems to have a crush on Scott. Earlier chapters already established Scott as having one on Dawn, so now it's just a matter of figuring out their feelings are mutual.
Jo's taunting and just plain sociopathic behavior is reaching new levels! How did she sneak in a real pair of scissors anyway? Anyways, Josee and especially Brick received painful injuries at her hands, and she shows no remorse of doing so! Good thing those two will be OK...
And of course, here's our third audition tape: CJ, the Normal Brit!
*STATIC*
An amber room with a map of the UK appeared. A tall white male dressed in amber spy clothing appeared.
"Greetings, I'm CJ. I heard my brothers were auditioning for your next series, and I decided to step in to make sure they don't embarrass themselves. Here's the thing: we're not all nice people, and we're not all snobby. We're just normal people like everyone across the pond. I am signing up to break those two stereotypes. CJ, out."
*STATIC*
Well then, that's CJ, rounding out our Brit brothers! He is essentially the straight man of the three, not wanting the UK painted as all being nice people but not wanting it painted as all mean people, either. He just wants to be able to look after his brothers and keep them in check.
We are one elimination away from the start of the third wave, where three more people on each team will move to the opposition!
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