Hey guys, sorry for the long wait. I had this done a couple weeks ago, but final exams had other ideas. That being said, I hope you enjoy!
"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Don.
The camera shows the cast trying to make their way through the ramp full of tires while it shook, followed by Spud falling on his back.
"Our campers tried to be masters in our disaster challenge!"
The camera shows Chad successfully unlocking his team's submarine.
"Chad successfully unlocked his team's submarine before the Rambunctious Rhinoceri was able to unlock theirs, giving the Zesty Zebras the win!" said Hawkeye.
The camera shows Pete unsuccessfully trying to unlock his team's lock, followed by him reacting to his elimination.
"In the end, Pete's strategy cost the Rambunctious Rhinoceri time that could have been better spent, and he was eliminated!" said Chef.
The camera shows the hosts.
"Who will fly like a G6 next? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" all three hosts yell.
*cue intro*
The cast was gathered in the mess hall when the hosts walked in and noticed something. "Ooh…" winced Don. "We forgot to ask you six to pick a room."
"Gee, you think?!" said Devin, who was shivering. "Those two slept in the guest room, and they kicked me out!" Carrie and Junior returned Devin's glare, with Carrie hmph'ing as she put her hands on her hips.
"Well, I'm still gonna need you to pick a room."
"How about the one with the most girls?" The occupants of girls' room two gasped.
"Boy howdy," Don said as he facepalmed. "First fatass, then nerd boy, then jackass intern, and now this guy!" As he said each term, Spud bobbed his head, unaware of Don's rant, Chad arched an eyebrow, Keith looked triggered, and Devin narrowed his eyes.
Don sighed and faced the blonde cheerleaders. "Ladies, how about you?"
"The guest closet is taken," Taylor piped up.
"I pick room one because that's where my BFF is!" said Lindsay.
"Awwww, that's so sweet!" Beth said as Lindsay went up to hug her.
"Alright, you will room with Veronica, Bridgette, Kitty, Dawn, and Beth." Don faced the twins. "Ladies, how about you?"
"Room two," said Amy.
"I'll go with her," said her sister.
"Alright, you'll be rooming with Stephanie, Heather, and Spud."
"Now, bro!" Rock whispered in Spud's ear!"
"Alright, who can tell me today's challenge?" said Don.
Spud raised his hand and said, "the war movie challenge!"
"Yes...except—"
"No!" cried Rock.
Don ignored him. "It seems we've skipped over a challenge. Now don't get mad at us; our viewers forgot too. Remember the medical challenge from One Flu Over the Cuckoos?" Only those there for it in TDA nodded, and even they were a bit unsure. Don glared at the camera and said, "Well, someone didn't!"
Like you said, the viewers did, too. And so did you, technically.
Don growled in frustration. "Well, today's challenge is not the war movie challenge, but rather the medical movie challenge." Rock facepalmed yet again.
The interns rolled in the materials from the challenge's use in TDA.
"Just like in TDA, the first team to successfully complete their cadaver wins!" said Hawkeye. He pulled out a sheet of paper with the randomized teams. "After putting you guys through our trusty randomizer, Abby! You'll be going first for the Rhinoceri! Now tell me, what do you do when you have intestinal parasites?"
"Eat one and a half cigarettes!"
"Correct!" Abby went into the pool full of electric eels and successfully retrieved Chris's right arm and put it on her team's display.
"Beardo, is dehydration a symptom of high or low blood sugar?"
Beardo proceeded to make the sound of a slide whistle going up while slowly moving his hands up with it.
"Correct!" Beardo went and retrieved Chris's left arm and put it on his team's display.
"Zoey! True or false: it is illegal to impersonate a doctor."
"Uh, false, right?"
"Nope! You can and will get locked up for impersonating a doctor, so you will not be allowed to retrieve a body part!" Zoey looked down.
Hawkeye continued. "Sam, will peeing on a sting help make it better?"
"Yeah! Been there, done that!"
"Correct!" Sam went to get the other arm for his team.
"Crimson, what is the most common type of cancer?"
"Breast cancer."
"Correct!" Crimson retrieved the other arm for her team.
"Dwayne! U.S. president Franklin D. Roosevelt died of what?"
"Polio?"
"Correct!" Dwayne got the torso for his team.
"Sky! Who was the first person to find a cure for cancer?"
"No one; it's a trick question."
"Wrong! There were a team of doctors who discovered the nagalase enzyme cures it!" He said to himself, "Makes you wonder why no one cares." He continued.
"Lorenzo! Is rabies contagious?"
"Yes."
"Correct!" Lorenzo got the right leg for his team.
"Rhinoceri? Might wanna pick up the pace a little." The Jeremy Renner superhero continued. "Carrie! What does SARS stand for?"
"Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome."
"Correct!" Carrie got the right leg for her team.
"Leonard! What is the most common cause of death?"
"Black magic!" he said. The Zebras rolled their eyes as Hawkeye declared his answer incorrect.
"Katie! What happens when you receive blood from someone who doesn't have a matching blood type?"
"Agglutination."
"Correct!" Katie got the other leg for her team.
"Alright, the Rhinoceri is now tied!" Hawkeye turned to the Zebras. "Heather! True or false: AIDS stands for Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome!"
"True."
"Correct!" Heather unfortunately got zapped by an eel while in the pool, so she was unable to build her team's cadaver further.
"Two more zaps Zebras, and you lose!" Hawkeye turned back to the Rhinoceri. "Junior! Which of these is not an allergy symptom: red bumps, sneezing, or clumping of body parts?"
"Clumping of body parts."
"Correct!" Junior got the torso of his team's cadaver.
"Mary! Is farsightedness or nearsightedness more common?"
"Nearsightedness."
"Nope! There are two times as many farsighted people than nearsighted people." He turned to the blue team. "Rhinoceri, you only need one more correct answer to win! Dave, being unable to produce children is known as being what?"
"Sterile."
"Correct!" Dave got his team's head from the pool and placed it on his cadaver's display.
"And the Rambunctious Rhinoceri win!" said Chef. The blue team cheered while the yellow team moaned. "Zebras, you will be voting someone out tonight."
TIME SKIP
"Black magic?! Really?!" shouted Chad in disbelief.
"Shun the non-believer! SHUUUUUUUNNN!" [1] said Leonard while pointing at the insufferable genius.
Chad just deadpanned at him. "You have issues."
"But he's a wizard! Wizards are awesome!" defended Sugar.
"Sugar, please," said Leonard.
"Please what?"
Leonard sighed. "I think it's time I tell you the truth. Tammy is my girlfriend. She's been my girlfriend even before I appeared on Pahkitew Island. I just like you as a friend, OK?"
Sugar sat there, crushed. Then she started bawling, causing almost half the team to cover their ears. "YOU BACKSTABBING LITTLE SHIT! YOU NIGGERS DON'T KNOW A GOOD GIRL WHEN YOU SEE ONE!"
Everyone gasped and went wide-eyed. "TROOPS! EXTERMINATE THIS CRETIN!" yelled Leonard.
Tears swelled up in Sugar's eyes again. "You…you…" She ran out of the mess hall sobbing.
CAMPFIRE
The Zebras sat around the campfire. "When I call your name, you are safe," said Don. "Geoff, Ernesto, Chet, Spud, Alejandro, Sam, Jay, Josee, Dawn, Brick, Lindsay, Beardo, Chad, Bridgette, Taylor, Brody, Scott, Shawn, Tammy, Tyler, Rock, Amy, Dwayne, Veronica, Kitty, Mary, Stephanie, Jacques, Beth, Lorenzo, Heather, Sammy, and Ellody!" All of those people got their marshmallows. Only Leonard and Sugar were left. "Leonard. Sugar. One of you made a very bizarre incorrect answer that denied your team a chance to get done faster. The other of you threw a tantrum and made a racial slur."
"A RACIAL SLUR?!" yelled Chef. "Let me guess, it was against BLACK people, because it's ALWAYS black people."
"Moving on!" Don quickly said, hoping to avoid a meltdown. "The final marshmallow goes to…"
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…"Leonard." He threw the wizard cosplayer a marshmallow.
Sugar stood up in outrage. "You DARE eliminate me! I am your QUEEN!"
"If you were my queen, I'd flee the country," said Amy.
"Amen to that!" agreed Chef. He walked over to Sugar, strapped her into the Fireworks of Shame, and in three seconds, she went flying.
The hosts walked up. "Will next episode be longer? Will we forget any more challenges? When will Spud finally get his cookie? And why did Devin pick a room meant for girls? Tune in next time, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all three hosts.
*GEOFF*
"Dude, what Sugar said to Leonard was harsh, man! Good thing I never said anything harsh to anyone!"
*ERNESTO*
"Sugar's outburst was uncalled for."
*CHET*
"I vote for Sugar. I wanna know what this "black magic" stuff Leonard talks about is.
*SPUD*
*after a pause* "Sugar."
*ALEJANDRO*
"My vote goes to Sugar. Now I just hope people can start trusting me again."
*SAM*
"Sugar, I mean, she was a jerk to Leonard for no reason! Plus, I can relate to Leonard to some extent."
*JAY*
"Sugar."
*JOSEE*
"Leonard is nothing but delusional."
*DAWN*
"Sugar's aura is a very unpleasant dark green." [2]
*BRICK*
"Sugar is a very dishonorable soldier on our team. My vote is for her."
*LINDSAY*
"Salt was so mean to Lemmy! And PS, her clothes are tacky!"
*BEARDO*
"I vote Sugar."
*SUGAR*
"I'M VOTIN' FOR THAT WIZARD-STEALING GOLD DIGGER TAMMY!"
*CHAD*
"Leonard was very delusional, but Sugar's outburst was unnecessary." *he votes for Sugar*
*BRIDGETTE*
"For someone named Sugar, she sure isn't sweet."
*TAYLOR*
"I vote for that ugly ass bitch Sugar."
*BRODY*
"That Sugar girl was harsh."
*SCOTT*
"Leonard is such an idiot. Black magic?!"
*LEONARD*
"Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!" *he votes for Sugar*
*SHAWN*
"Sugar's worse than I remember."
*TAMMY*
"So that's why she hates me?"
*TYLER*
"I vote for Sugar. Not only is she a total bitch, but she's really gross, too!"
*ROCK*
"I vote Sugar. She's worse than Leonard, and I remember Leonard creeping Owen out!" *he shudders*
*AMY*
"I vote for Sugar Boo-Boo."
*DWAYNE*
"Good thing Junior's not on this team anymore; I wouldn't want him saying what Sugar just said!"
*VERONICA*
"Sugar is just annoying."
*KITTY*
"Sugar's reaction was so not cool."
*MARY*
"Leonard is the most expendable teammate in my opinion."
*STEPHANIE*
"How DARE she offend the race of my people!"
*JACQUES*
"I honestly cannot decide between Mary and Leonard." He pauses. "You know, it's just one vote. I'm just not gonna vote. Neither of them are worth my time."
*BETH*
"Sugar went off on Leonard, and I don't like it one bit!"
*LORENZO*
"I vote for Sugar. She's fat, ugly, and annoying."
*HEATHER*
"Sugar. She's overdue, really."
*SAMMY*
"May as well get rid of Sugar."
*ELLODY*
"According to my calculations, Sugar had just ensured her elimination with her outburst."
VOTE COUNT:
Sugar: 31 (everyone else)
Mary: 2 (Josee and Mary)
Tammy: 1 (Sugar)
No one: 1 (Jacques)
[1] Charlie the Unicorn reference, anyone?
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci (Z)
RETURNS: Duncan (R)
#89: Anne Maria (Z)
#88: Sadie (R)
#87: B (R)
#86: Justin (R)
#85: MacArthur (Z)
#84: Mickey (R)
#83: Jasmine (R)
#82: JD (Z)
#81: Rodney (Z)
#80: Scarlett (Z)
#79: Max (DECEASED) (R)
#78: Kelly (R)
#77: Blaineley (R)
#76: Lightning (DECEASED) (Z)
#75: Eva (R)
#74: Jen (Z)
#73: Dakota (Z)
#72: Emma (R)
#71: Jo (Z)
#70: Pete (R)
#69: Sugar (Z)
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Devin
Tom
Trent
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Izzy
Owen
Gerry
Leshawna
Sky
Mike
Katie
Noah
Junior
Dave
DJ
Abby
Carrie
Duncan
Miles
Courtney
Topher
Ella
Zoey
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
Ryan
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Josee
Dawn
Brick
Lindsay
Beardo
Chad
Bridgette
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Shawn
Tammy
Tyler
Rock
Leonard
Amy
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Mary
Stephanie
Jacques
Beth
Lorenzo
Heather
Sammy
Ellody
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's the chapter! Very quick update; I honestly hope I'm not going too fast. :-/
Many people believe after her original performance on TDPI, Sugar won't last long in the next season she competes in. Well, as this story shows, you can't blame them. Sugar didn't have anything new other than her rivalry with Tammy and her delusions with Leonard, and I had to put the spoils on it at some point, and I chose now.
Well, now it's time for our sixth audition tape, and it's Marty, the Panaphobe!
*STATIC*
A light blue room with a bed with a brown wooden bumper on both ends appears, with a white boy with Robin Thicke-esque black hair, dark bluish-purple T-shirt, khaki shorts, and medium gray Nikes with black check marks screaming instantly, and then he ran out of his room screaming.
"Marty? Marty!" said an older voice. Just then, a boy who looked similar to Marty only much taller, wearing an orange shirt, white shorts, and Nikes a shade of gray lighter with black check marks appears.
"Hi, I'm Ian. I'm Marty's older brother, and I will be speaking on his behalf. Marty really likes your show, and he would be very interested in trying out. He ran out because of the red light on the camera. Hopefully this show will get him to come out of his shell."
*STATIC*
Well, that's Marty, the Panaphobe. He definitely seems prepared for next season, amirite?
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