"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Don.
The camera shows Heather getting electrocuted by an eel trying to retrieve a body part.
"Our campers legally got to impersonate doctors in our medical movie challenge."
The camera shows Leonard guessing black magic, followed by his teammates' reactions.
"The Zebras lost, in no small part due to Leonard's bizarre guessing!" said Hawkeye.
The camera shows Sugar snapping and screaming at Leonard, followed by her reaction to her elimination.
"But then someone made a…a…WHY DO I ALWAYS GET STUCK ANNOUNCING THE BAD THINGS?!" roared Chef.
The camera shows a panicked Don and Hawkeye with an angry Chef.
"Who will get a proper sendoff next? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" all three yell.
*cue intro*
The cast was gathered in the mess hall. Rock leaned in and said in Spud's ear, "Raise your hand and say 'the war movie challenge!"
The hosts came in. Don asked, "who can tell us today's challenge?"
Spud raised his hand and said, "the war movie challenge!"
"Correct! Here's your long-awaited cookie!" He threw the fat rocker a cookie, but Spud's grin dropped in an instant.
"Oatmeal raisin?!" He promptly chucked the cookie out of the mess hall.
"I'm sorry. We were out of chocolate chip today." He then gestured outside and said, "Meet us outside!"
RHINOCERI
The blue team was gathered inside a plane with blue walls. Hawkeye, Chris, Jordan, and Keith were with them.
"Alright, for those of you not there for it, you will jump out of the plane without parachutes." Hawkeye opened the door.
"It's only three feet, remember?" recalled Harold. He ran out of the plane and jumped, but something sounded wrong when he started screaming much longer than what would come out of a three-foot fall.
Courtney looked over the door. She saw they were three miles up. "What the heck?! He's gonna DIE!"
Leshawna rolled up her sleeves and advanced towards Hawkeye, who panicked. "We had to make it more accurate! We couldn't use props!"
"So you put us high up in the air?!"
"Again, just making things accurate! We're taking what we can get!"
Leshawna ran at Hawkeye, who started running away. Hawkeye accidentally found himself running out the door, and he too fell. This made Leshawna's teammates gasp. Leshawna went wide-eyed. "Oh...crap."
The superhero host and the lanky nerd screamed as they descended to their impending deaths.
In 3 seconds…
...2 seconds…
...1 second…
...BOOM!
The two males found themselves still alive, with not a scratch on either of them. "We're...we're still alive?" asked Hawkeye.
"Of course y'all are still alive! Now will y'all get off of me and explain just what the hell is going on?!" said a familiar voice that took both of them by surprise.
ZEBRAS
Don, Chef, Lance, and Morgan were inside this plane, which had yellow walls. "Where's our parachutes?!" demanded Stephanie.
"There were no parachutes in war," stated Don.
Doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom! The team stared at Don strangely as Fatty Spins's song started playing.
Don pulled out his iPhone 7. "Yeah?" Pause. "So they couldn't handle it, huh?" Another pause. "Ah, fine." He put his phone away. "Interns. Pass out the parachutes." The yellow team sighed in relief as they were handed their parachutes. "That was Millie. She's somehow still alive after that ice block incident. She said Hawkeye and Harold from the other team could've been killed in that fall, had she not been there for them to land on.
Many Zebras looked disturbed. "It's only a three foot drop, remember?" asked Beth, recalling the challenge's original use in TDA.
"We had to make it more accurate. Also, we didn't have our prop versions like last time. It was a three mile drop."
The team gasped as one.
RHINOCERI
The blue team had been told the same thing, and they too were getting their parachutes.
"I thought I killed that bitch!" said Chris.
"Sounds like some little fella needs to be taught a hard-taught lesson!" said Gerry. He grabbed Chris by the hair and flung him out of the plane. Many Rhinoceri leaned in with huge smiles on their faces, listening to Chris's screams, knowing it would be his last.
GROUND
Harold, Hawkeye, and Millie saw a screaming Chris descend from above.
"You know, I kind of don't feel like saving him," said Harold.
"Same," agreed Hawkeye.
"That's what he gets for almost killing me. Good thing the ice melted," said Millie.
The three just stood there as Chris collided with the ground at high speed. His unconscious body bouncing off the ground, his death was all but certain. The trio of witnesses started cheering, and they high-fived each other.
TIME SKIP
The cast had made it back down and were now gathered around the dead Chris.
"On second thought, I'm glad we went through that," Leshawna said regarding the dead Chris. "I'm sorry about that Hawkeye."
"It's cool."
"Well, now we're ready for the next part of today's challenge!" said Don. "A good old game of capture the flag!" The camera zooms out to show he is standing next to the same red treasure chest as in TDA. "The flag of course, is the Chest of Mind-Blowing Secrets!" The camera cuts to an angry Duncan and Harold. "And yes, we promise there's something inside!"
The camera cut to Hawkeye. "After using our trusty randomizer, the Zebras will be defending the chest from the Rhinoceri! Take five to strategize!"
ZEBRAS
The team was huddled. "We need a good defense, team. We need stronger players guarding the chest, while others need to set traps on them, pose as distractions, or fight off the Rhinoceri. I'll sign up for defense duty; anyone else?"
"Sign me up!" said Brick.
"Same here," said Jacques.
"And here," said Alejandro.
"Anyone else?" asked Ernesto. Silence. "Alright, that makes four of us on defense."
RHINOCERI
The team was watching the Zebras execute Ernesto's plan. "They're sending in four of their strongest to defend the treasure!" said Courtney.
"Maybe there's a way to charm them?" asked Cody.
"Wouldn't work," said Courtney. "One is taken with Heather, another is taken with Veronica, one is taken with Josee, and one is a cadet with lots of army experience."
"Jacques is gay. He came out of the closet after the Ridonculous Race. He never dated Josee," said Sierra.
Some of the team went wide-eyed. Topher glared at the fangirl.
CONFESSIONAL: That's two gay contestants confirmed! [1]
"Sierra thinks she's the shit. I'll show her some day," said Topher.
*STATIC*
"That's surprisingly useful information!" said Courtney, a bit impressed.
"Where was this Sierra?" agreed Cody. This made Sierra squee to herself. Topher saw this. Two can play at this game, he thought.
"What about telling him he and Josee were in a romantic relationship? I mean, he and Josee broke off their partnership earlier, remember?" said Topher.
"That's good information, too! Man, you guys are good!" said Cody. It was Sierra's turn to glare at Topher.
TIME SKIP
The teams stood in position. "You maggots ready?" asked Chef. Camera shots show various members of each team entering "get set" positions. Hawkeye fired his arrow, and Chef yelled, "Go!"
The Rhinoceri and the non-defensive Zebras ran at each other. Topher was confronted by Tammy. "Commence the song of distraction!" She started playing her ocarina, earning a blank stare from Topher. During that time however, Leonard grabbed Topher by the hair and threw him, causing the boy to scream as the camera cut to Sierra giggling.
Topher ended up landing butt first on the Chest of Mind-Blowing Secrets, drawing the defense to him. Topher quickly remembered what he needed to say. "I see you had a rough romantic relationship with Josee, no?" he said as he ran off with the chest, stunning Jacques.
"Jacques, run!" cried Alejandro as he, Ernesto, and Brick desperately chased after Topher. But it was too late. Topher had made his way back to the hosts and placed the Chest of Mind Blowing Secrets at their feet.
"And Topher wins it for the Rhinoceri!" said Don. The blue team cheered while the yellow team groaned, with a few glaring at Jacques. Josee slapped Jacques.
"Zebras! You have a date with us at the campfire tonight!" said Hawkeye.
"Now for the moment of truth: what's inside this chest?" said Chef. He signaled Topher to the chest. "I'll let you do the honors white boy." Sierra hmph'd at that.
Topher opened the chest…
...and found a note. "Huh." He read:
"From now until your elimination, you possess full control over who is on what team. Choose wisely, because once you choose someone to switch teams, you can't switch them back." The other campers just stared at Topher as he scanned through them.
"You can make these decisions at any time, at any quantity, from now until you either get eliminated or make the merge, whichever comes first," informed Don.
"I'm good for now; I'll get back to you when I have something," said Topher.
"Very well then."
MESS HALL
"What do you mean I deserve to go home?! Leonard threw Topher to the chest!" protested Jacques.
"How was he supposed to know where Topher was gonna end up?" Tammy vouched for Leonard.
"I wasn't intending on him landing there," agreed Leonard.
CAMPFIRE
The Zebras sat facing the campfire. "Zebras, it was a quick defeat today. You guys voted, and you know what I'm not gonna end up saying." He starts throwing marshmallows at various campers. "Geoff, Chet, Spud, Sam, Jay, Josee, Dawn, Lindsay, Beardo, Chad, Bridgette, Taylor, Brody, Scott, Shawn, Tammy, Tyler, Rock, Amy, Dwayne, Veronica, Kitty, Mary, Stephanie, Beth, Lorenzo, Heather, Sammy, and Ellody!" They all got their marshmallows.
"Ernesto. Alejandro. Brick. Jacques. You were our defense. You let Topher escape. Leonard. You threw Topher to the chest, thus setting up your team's defeat." He threw a marshmallow at Brick... "Brick!" ...one at Ernesto… "Ernesto!" ...and one at Alejandro. "Alejandro!" This left the LARPer and the male ice dancer. "Gentlemen. This...is the final marshmallow. Congratulations…
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...Leonard." The LARPer went up to claim his marshmallow. Jacques stood up. "This is despicable! This is deplorable! This is—"
"Delightful," said Josee with a smirk.
"I agree," said Chef as he strapped the angry ice dancer into the Fireworks of Shame. He lit the fuse, and in three seconds flat, Jacques went flying with a scream. Josee looked up and mockingly blew a kiss up at him.
The camera cut to the hosts. "Not our longest episode, but a lot of shit went down!" said Don. "How will Topher use his advantage? Is Spud finally gonna get the cookie he wants?" He looked at Chef for his next question, "Are the chocolate chip cookies done?" Chef promptly took off. "Guess not. Join us next time right here, on TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" both of them yell.
*GEOFF*
"Jacques. I mean, dude cost us the challenge, man."
*ERNESTO*
"I must accept responsibility for my leadership putting Jacques in his defensive position in the first place by humbly voting against myself."
*CHET*
"My vote is for Jacques tonight."
*SPUD*
After a pause, "Jacques."
*ALEJANDRO*
"I must vote for Jacques as he was the most responsible of us four on defense for our defeat."
*SAM*
"Jacques took his mind off the game, man."
*JAY*
"My vote is for Jacques." He looked down. "Sorry."
*JOSEE*
"Va te faire foutre, Jacques!" [2]
*DAWN*
"Jacques hasn't done anything particularly useful after his split from Josee, and his aura shows no sign of that changing."
*BRICK*
"Jacques, you did not stay focused when we needed you soldier."
*LINDSAY*
"My vote is for Jack."
*BEARDO*
He plays light piano music while sliding a finger, then has it crash with a crash sound. He then makes the male sex symbol with his hands.
*CHAD*
"Time to make my alliance-mate happy." *he was referring to Josee* "Yeah, I know Leonard messed up, but honoring my alliance is more important in a game like this."
*BRIDGETTE*
"I vote for Jacques."
*TAYLOR*
"Time to hit the ice, Jacques."
*BRODY*
"Well, that's one of them gone now. I know MacArthur will be happy. Wait, crap! I forgot all about her!" His eyes darted and he gripped an elbow. "Shiiiiiittt…" he said, his voice rising in panic.
*SCOTT*
"Well played, Topher. Well played." *he votes for Jacques*
*SHAWN*
"Rule number one of zombie hunting: never let your guard down. Sorry Jacques, but you've just proved to us you're useless."
*TAMMY*
"Here's a special song of exodus for Jacques." She starts playing her ocarina again.
*TYLER*
"Jacques was never exactly a nice person. He doubts my extreme skills!"
*ROCK*
"I'm voting for Leonard. Sorry man, but I cannot let you get off scot-free for doing that. Once rocks fall, everyone dies."
*LEONARD*
"Jacques is a kobold's dinner. Or is he a necromancer's?" [3]
*AMY*
"Jacques the joke dancer."
*DWAYNE*
"Jacques is gonna go home tonight, and it'll be sweet karma for all their bad behavior in the Ridonculous Race!"
*VERONICA*
"Oh...I hope my Ernie isn't in danger!" *she votes for Jacques*
*KITTY*
"Jacques."
*MARY*
"Leonard was the catalyst for our defeat by throwing Topher to the chest, but Jacques could've done something to help impede Topher's progress." *she votes Jacques*
*STEPHANIE*
"While Ryan was a pain in the butt for me in the Ridonculous Race in a good way, those lice dancers were a pain in the butt in a bad way." *she votes for Jacques*
*BETH*
"Jacques cost us the challenge! Plus, Leonard's kind of cool...sometimes."
*JACQUES*
"Leonard threw Topher to the chest! How hard is that to believe?!"
*LORENZO*
"Leonard's cool! Jacques...not so much. Kind of ironic, since he's an ice dancer, no?"
*HEATHER*
"At least Jacques is at least somewhat competent." *votes for Leonard*
*SAMMY*
"I don't really remember Leonard from our time on Pahkitew Island, but I know he's not anywhere near as bad as Jacques."
*ELLODY*
"Knowing my team of idiots, he's not gonna go home, but Leonard was the one who was really responsible for our team's defeat, not so much Jacques. Although Jacques still could have done something about it."
VOTE COUNT:
Jacques: 29 (everyone else)
Leonard: 4 (Rock, Jacques, Heather, and Ellody)
Ernesto: 1 (himself)
[1] Word of God said he is based off a real-life gay person, therefore he too is gay.
[2] "Fuck off, Jacques!"
[3] Total Drama readers will quickly get the reference...I hope.
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci (Z)
RETURNS: Duncan (R)
#89: Anne Maria (Z)
#88: Sadie (R)
#87: B (R)
#86: Justin (R)
#85: MacArthur (Z)
#84: Mickey (R)
#83: Jasmine (R)
#82: JD (Z)
#81: Rodney (Z)
#80: Scarlett (Z)
#79: Max (DECEASED) (R)
#78: Kelly (R)
#77: Blaineley (R)
#76: Lightning (DECEASED) (Z)
#75: Eva (R)
#74: Jen (Z)
#73: Dakota (Z)
#72: Emma (R)
#71: Jo (Z)
#70: Pete (R)
#69: Sugar (Z)
#68: Jacques (Z)
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Devin
Tom
Trent
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Izzy
Owen
Gerry
Leshawna
Sky
Mike
Katie
Noah
Junior
Dave
DJ
Abby
Carrie
Duncan
Miles
Courtney
Topher
Ella
Zoey
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
Ryan
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Josee
Dawn
Brick
Lindsay
Beardo
Chad
Bridgette
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Shawn
Tammy
Tyler
Rock
Leonard
Amy
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Mary
Stephanie
Beth
Lorenzo
Heather
Sammy
Ellody
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's the chapter! Took a bit long to update, but it's finally here! I left out the explosion part because I didn't really find that part necessary here.
Jacques and Leonard were reaching the brink of total uselessness, but I thought Jacques was worse. Yeah, I said it. A 3rd-place main antagonist being more useless than someone who never ranked higher than second to last. Leonard, despite his quirks, is more amiable, whereas Jacques had burned many bridges after the Ridonculous Race, and I realized he was hard to write on his own. There were enough people (like Alejandro, Scott, and Duncan) in the process of reforming, so Jacques had to go. Consider Leonard being given another chance to prove himself.
Well, Chris is finally dead! Not before the taunting he's been given in the episodes leading up to it, of course. And with that comes the return of Millie, good as new! I started to regret "killing" her off a bit, and I was starting to lose a bit of purpose of Chris, so I made the trade-off.
Sierra and Topher are starting to reignite their rivalry after it touched on just a tad bit earlier on! How long until their teammates are left picking a side? Who will win?
Topher is now in a state of power until his elimination or the merge! He can switch any part of the teams from now until either of those things happen. Now, the hosts will still be moving three people on each team every ten eliminations, and they can move someone Topher moves back, and vice versa, but the hosts (I never said this) cannot move someone they already moved, and Topher can't move someone he already moved, but they can move someone the other party already moved.
Now it's time for our next OC, Ronald, the Creepy Stalker!
*STATIC*
A dark blue bedroom with a black metal bed appeared. A tall, messy black-haired white boy with a dark blue T-shirt, light khaki shorts, and gray sneakers stood in front of the camera.
"Greetings. You've reached the residence of Ronald Phillip Woodson," said the boy. "I know everyone's secrets. I know where Chris lives; he lives on 530 Trackway Court. He shit his pants until he was 15, he was caught eating his boogers freshman year, he fucked one of his venus flytraps, he—" The camera immediately cut off.
Well, this guy seems to have a lot of...other knowledge about the contestants! Wonder how far that'll take him…
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