Chapter 7

A motionless form of Karu was leaning up against a tree trunk, her leather clad pants, and black button up sleeveless shirt clad in dried blood of almost every demon she came across laying in the light from the sunrise. Two demons walked by her and looked down. One licking his lips hungrily. "Why isn't she a pretty little thing. What do you think we should do with her Phwee?"

"Well we cannot just leave such a beautiful apparition lying her on the ground where lechers can find her, can we?" Phwee asked as he picked her up by the neck of her shirt. "Looks like she tired herself out from a killing spree, she is drenched in new and old blood."

By this time Karu's body was back to normal and the poison was worked out of her system. But she had a small lust for blood still left in her system. Her eyes flew open when one of the demons laid a hand on her chest. "And now your blood will be added to the collection." She hissed as she ripped out their throats.

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"Karu!" Kuwabara screamed as they searched the forest when day break broke through. "Karu!"

Kurama and Hiei jumped for tree to tree looking for any sign of the missing neko. Suddenly Kurama stopped and took in the sight before him. There, on the ground, was Karu, on her knees, covered in blood, tears streaming down her face, and two dead demons in front of her. "Karu!"

"Kurama?" She looked up to see the fox land in front of her. She launched herself forward, burying her face in his chest. "Kurama, wh… What have I done?"

Kurama gave a sympathetic look before carrying her back to where the others were. "Let's go home." Karasu wrapped Karu up in his trench coat while Shunu transported them back to the human realm. "Botan. Her clothes are in that dresser… Will you help her get dressed?"

"Yes Kurama. Come on missy." She said as she looped one arm around the neko's waist. And putting her arm over her shoulders. A few minutes later Karu was cleaned up and in regular cut of shorts and a tank top. "Feeling better?"

"I told you already chirpy, I am fine." Karu replied as she sat on her bed. "All right everyone, be honest with me. What did I do last night, why was I covered in so much blood that I could be a museum? And Karasu, why are you and the little imp doing her?" She asked, pointing to Shunu.

"I saved your life practically." Shunu replied hastily, glaring at the girl. "You should be thanking me."

"Thanking you for what might I ask? For teaching me my love for fresh blood? Or for making it to the point of I never age? Yes, I can and I will die, but I never age, look at me, I have looked like I am seventeen for over ten years now. What did you do to me?"

"I gave you eternal youth. It is what your brother wished for, he thought that since you were going to be one of the strongest you would need to maintain your youth to fight."

Karu snorted as she glared at the tiny demon. "Is it just me or does everyone do whatever my dear brother says? Except me?" She asked, cocking her head to one side while smiled maliciously as Shunu. "If I killed you now, I would never have to deal with you again. But then dear big brother would be mad… Hmm, decisions decisions. Ah hah! I got it. Die you stupid little follower of an Imp!" She screamed as she ran for him, suddenly coming to a halt when her arms were grabbed. "Release me fox!"

"I suggest you two leave, now!" Kurama hissed as he stared at the two. "She needs her rest and you are not making this very easy, leave now!"

"Fine, we are going now. Just remember this Karu. No matter what you do or where you go. You will always be hunted." Karasu said as he and Shunu vanished.

Karu spat at the spot where they stood moments before. "And I will be waiting."

"Hey guys!" Kuwabara laughed uneasily. "Let's get some homework done huh? We cannot fall behind, big science test coming up Friday."

"Ack! More science!" Karu and Hiei howled. Hissing as they took their books that Botan was handing out. Karu sat on her bed, reading over one of the chapters getting thoroughly confused, she looked up over at Kurama. "I don't understand what the hell this shit is. We do not breed like this." She said, pointing to a paragraph in the book talking about reproduction of plants.

(I DO NOT AND WILL NEVER OWN THIS SONG OR THE MOVIE IT COMES FROM! I AM JUST TRYING TO BRING HUMOR TO THIS FIC!)

Kurama and Kuwabara looked over what Karu was talking about and both got giant grins. Kurama looked at the orange haired fighter, laughing. Kuwabara started laughing before starting to sing. "The parts of a flower are so constructed that very, very often the wind will cause pollination. If not, then a bee or any other nectar-gathering creature can create the same situation. Yes, anything that gets the pollen to the pistils, write it on the list. I'll try to make it crystal-clear:
The flower's insatiable passion turns its life into a circus of debauchery! Now you see just how the stamen gets its lusty dust onto the stigma. And why this frenzied chlorophyll's orgy starts in spring is no enigma! We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class?"

Botan and Kurama were sitting there laughing at the disgusted looks planted on Hiei and Karu's faces before joining in. "A photo-periodic reaction!"

Kuwabara had his laugh at his break before going back to his singing fancy. "Oh that's good, that's very good."

"Hey, I'm lost. Where are we?" Yusuke asked, staring down at his book.

"Chapter two, page five." Botan chirped as she handed him her book.

"Reproduction, reproduction!" Everyone said except for Karu and Hiei, who were stunned speechless. At this point in time Kayko had come over and sat on one of the beds. "Put your pollen tube to work." She said as everyone laughed before starting again. "Reproduction, reproduction!" Botan smiled while adding, "Make my stamen go berserk." At this point Karu was actually starting to get used to the music while joining in, which was a shocker in itself. "Reproduction! I don't think they even know what a pistil is!" Yusuke looked up in shock at Karu as she said that, and added. "I got your pistil right here..." Hiei gave up and finally joined, but to keep his pride he only said one sentence. "Where does the pollen go?"

Kuwabara, giggled, yes giggled. Before beginning the next chapter. "Next chapter, In an abstract way, the same thing applies To the reproductive organs of the more complex life forms. But now we are dealing with sexual response. Are there any questions before we begin reading?"

Yusuke looked up and Kayko and grinned. "Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch
Could like get this guy all hot and she never even knew it?" Kayko looked down and gave a smug look. "Negative."

"When a warm-blooded mammal in a tight little sweater Starts pullin' that stuff, is she sayin' that she wants to do it?" Kuwabara questioned as he put his arm over Botan's shoulders. Which she immediately shrugged off.

"Can't prove it by me, cause they change their tune When you got 'em in the back seat." Yusuke sang happily. "With his heart beating fast." Kuwabara added. Kayko and Botan looked at each other in horror. "They make it sound like a track meet, gross!" Kuwabara and Yusuke looked up. "Yeah, then all they can do is say No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"

"Reproduction, reproduction!" Karu finally was smiling and went up to Hiei. "Baby, give it to me now." He just simply pushed her away. "Reproduction, reproduction!" The guys all looked up and gave the girls a dumb look, trying to look like prissy girls at the same time. "Is that all you think about?"

"Reproduction!"

"Come on baby show me that you really love me so!" The girls replied wearily.

Kurama grabbed his stomach groaning. "Ohhh, I think I'm gonna throw up!"

"Where does the pollen go?" Hiei said once again.

Kurama looked up and smiled, pushing Kuwabara on the floor and singing his part. "The human is the only being capable of consciously controlling its number of offspring. Any comments on this?"

Karu looked up and smiled, walking over to him running a hand through his hair. She decided to have some fun. "Mr. Fox, is it true that guys like you, you know, mature and all, Carry some protection with them for sexual occasions?"

Yusuke shot Kurama a wry grin. Before looking Back at the girls. "What's the big deal? Can't a girl just do that thing in a book Where she adds up the days of her, uh, what do you call it, mentalstration?"

Botan glared at him while Kayko smacked him. "Oh, that's really neat! Yeah, and what will the guy say when the numbers don't add up right, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah!"

"Reproduction, reproduction!" Kayko smacked Yusuke again. "Hope he's proud of what he's done."

"Reproduction, reproduction!"

Kuwabara helped the raven haired detective up. "He was only pokin' fun."

Reproduction!"

"Kurama pointed over at Karu and Hiei who were recently in a glaring contest. "See what happens when a boy and girl Don't know how to play it safe?"

"Reproduction, reproduction! Reproduction, reproduction! Reproduction, reproduction! Reproduction!"

Hiei looked up and glared at the others. "Where does the pollen go?"

TBC!

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