Hey guys! This is my longest chapter, finally putting out one with over 5,000 words! That said, hope y'all enjoy!
"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Don.
The camera shows Ernesto and Courtney opening their respective teams' locks.
"Our campers broke the bank with our bank heist challenge!"
The camera shows Izzy accidentally revealing Topher is her boyfriend, followed by Owen throwing a tantrum during the challenge.
"A slip-up by Izzy caused the Topher vs. Sierra conflict to reach across their entire team!" said Hawkeye.
The camera shows the Rhinoceri watching the Zebras cross the finish line in their go-karts.
"In the end, all this fighting led to them losing by a long shot!" said Chef.
The camera shows Keith shooting Dave's right eye, followed by the latter walking to his team with a meter stick.
"That wasn't the only thing that happened this episode," said Don. "Someone made Dave go blind! Poor guy."
The camera shows Amy handing Sammy her $50,000, followed by Zoey refusing to hand hers to Mike.
"Amy continued to show support for her sister by giving her the $50,000 she had won herself," said Hawkeye. "By contrast, the 'nice' girl Zoey selfishly refused to hand hers to her boyfriend, before breaking up with him! Harsh."
The camera shows Cameron calling out Zoey for her bitch move, followed by her getting eliminated, with her $50,000 falling into the fire pit.
"But not as harsh as the karma she instantly got, topped off with her elimination over the four drama kings and queens of her team!" said Chef.
The camera cut to the hosts. "Who will be up in the air next? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all three hosts.
*cue intro*
It was nighttime. From a first-person perspective, we enter the Rhinoceri cabin, go through the female side, enter the third room without waking anyone up, and picked up Keith, who had been sleeping on the floor. The door to the room then closed, exited the cabin, and entered the infirmary. Keith is laid down on his stomach, with a pair of hands taking the intern's pants off. Four meter sticks appeared at the bottom of the screen. A black hand counted down from three, and then…
It was now morning, and the teams were in the mess hall. Sierra and Owen glared down Topher, who wore his trademark face of indifference. Izzy facepalmed.
"Wanna help me take down that asshole every morning, big O?" Sierra asked Owen, glaring at Izzy as she said Owen's nickname, prompting Izzy to glare up from her hands and growl.
"Absolutely!" he said, likewise glaring at his ex.
Rock leaned into Spud's ear and said, "Raise your hand and say 'the prehistoric challenge!'"
The hosts walked in on cue. "So, who can tell us today's challenge?"
The usual suspects raised their hand, along with Owen.
"Ooh, another newcomer! Owen, let's hear it!"
"No!" cried Rock.
"The prehistoric challenge," he said, smirking at Topher, who glared at him.
"Did Sierra tell you to say that?" asked Topher.
"No, I just knew it," said Owen smugly. He then showed Sierra his crossed fingers, making her giggle a bit.
"Owen is correct! Here is your cookie!" Don threw Owen his cookie, and Rock facepalmed again. Taylor was starting to get a bit concerned.
CONFESSIONAL: Would it still be considered a facepalm if you landed face first onto a palm tree? Or no wait, that would be a face plant! Ha ha ha ha!
"I'm starting to feel bad for Rock and Spud. Poor guys just can't seem to catch a break," said Taylor.
The two teams were gathered outside for their next challenge. Two piles of rocks were gathered in front of the cast. One pile was blue and the other was yellow.
"Today's challenge is twofold," said Hawkeye. "First, whichever team can light a fire faster wins an advantage for their team." He turned to Duncan and said, "and NO outside materials, smart boy." Duncan snapped his fingers in frustration. He fired an arrow and yelled, "GO!"
Izzy immediately grabbed two rocks and started rubbing them so quickly, you'd think she was having a seizure. Topher seized the opportunity. "Whoo hoo! Go Izzy! Yeah!" he cheered while looking at Sierra in the eye, prompting her to glare and growl at him. Cody issued Topher a glare of his own.
"Don't worry Sierra! I'll make sure that asshole doesn't win!" said Dave. "Ezekiel? Can you get Keith from the infirmary please?" The blind boy's friend complied and retrieved the dead intern from the infirmary.
When Ezekiel returned, smoke came out from the rocks. Ezekiel tossed the fat intern onto the rocks, his extra oxygen starting up the fire.
"Ah, what better way to start the fire than with a fat bastard?" said Chef. "The Rhinoceri win the first part of the challenge!" The blue team cheered while the yellow team moaned.
"Thanks boys!" Sierra said, pulling Ezekiel and Dave into a hug she's been known to reserve only for Cody.
CONFESSIONAL: If the next part of the challenge was to re-enact the Walking Dead, the Zesty Zebras would've just won right there with their moaning!
Cody sat happy. "Oh man! She's not even obsessed with me and me only?" He entered a lounging position. "Life, is good."
Now a giant inflatable pool filled with black tar sat in the middle. Two ten-foot poles surrounded it on either side.
"Welcome campers, to part two of today's challenge!" said Don. "One person on each team at a time will joust each other on top of those ten-foot poles, using these!" He pulled out a two feet long bone with his right hand and a foot long bone with his left.
"Uh, wouldn't it be unfair for Dave since he's blind, eh?" asked Ezekiel.
"Fair point. Since I'm not Chris, I'll excuse him from this challenge. Zebras, that means one of you will be exempt from this challenge." He scanned the team. "Uhhh...Stephanie! It's gonna be you today." The girl nodded, not really caring.
"Uh, where are those leotards you had those people wear last time?" asked Tom, a bit worried.
"We didn't have any spare leotards from season two, unfortunately." Tom whined in distress.
Hawkeye pulled out his phone and said, "After using our ever so trusty randomizer, Izzy and Sammy will be going first!"
The two girls climbed up their respective polls. Hawkeye fired an arrow to start the match.
Izzy glared at Sammy. "I'm sorry, but this is for something outside your control." Izzy faced her team and called out, "Hey Sierra and her skanks! Watch this!" She knocked out a confused Sammy with one hit. Sierra, Cody, Dave, Ezekiel, and Sky all appear angry.
"That's one point for the Rhinoceri!" said Chef. "Next is Duncan and Ellody!"
The punk and the tan genius stood on their poles. Hawkeye shot an arrow to start the challenge.
Ellody stood there, as if she was in thought. She didn't get a chance to do anything, as Duncan knocked her off with one hit.
"That's two points for the Rhinoceri!" said Don. As Ellody made it out of the tar pit, Don asked, "What was that, Ellody?"
"I was anticipating the precise moment to strike."
"Maybe you should anticipate where he will strike," said Mary.
"Yeah, what she said." The white genius smirked at the angry tan genius, who groaned.
Hawkeye looked over the list. "It's Trent vs. Geoff!"
The two tall teens got on their respective polls. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and both boys locked bones, only for Trent to use his longer bone to pull Geoff off his pole.
"Ooh, well played, music man! That's 3-0, Rhinoceri!" said Chef. "Next is Sanders vs. Bridgette!"
The two girls got on their polls. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and Bridgette threw her bone at Sanders, whose poor stamina led to her quickly losing her balance and stumbling off her pole.
"That's 3-1 for the Rhinoceri!" said Don.
"Woo hoo! Go Bridgette!" said Geoff. Bridgette shot him a glare, which confused him.
"Next up, Ella vs. Jay!"
The two teens stood on their poles nervously. Hawkeye shot an arrow to start the challenge.
Ella and Jay just stood there, nervously eyeing each other. "Aaaaany day now," said Don.
"I don't wanna hurt anybody!" said Ella.
"That, and I get rashes when I come into contact with tar," said Jay.
"Oh, you poor thing! Allow me to do you a favor." Ella proceeded to jump off her pole.
"That's 3-2 for the Rhinoceri!" said Hawkeye. "Next is Tom vs. Dawn."
The two stood on their polls, Tom nervously sweating. Hawkeye shot an arrow to start the match.
"Don't worry, Tom. I won't make you ruin your clothes," said Dawn. Like Ella before her, she sacrificed herself to the tar pool below.
"That's 4-2, Rhinoceri!" said Chef. "Now it's Sierra vs. Veronica."
"You can do this, Si-Si," said Cody. [1] Sierra blushed and giggled as she climbed up her pole.
CONFESSIONAL: Si-Si? gg m8
"Si-Si? He's calling me nicknames? EEEEE—"
"I'm sorry Veronica. But this is to prove a point!" Sierra struck at the girl, who lost her balance and fell in.
"And that's 5-2, Rhinoceri!" said Don. Topher and Izzy glared at Sierra, the former with his arms crossed.
When Veronica made it out, Ernesto waited for her. "Te ves hermosa en negro, senora." [2] Veronica's blush could almost be seen through all that black tar.
CONFESSIONAL: What? What did he say? [3]
"He has the most beautiful Spanish." Veronica sighed dreamily.
"Next up: Harold vs. Kitty!"
The tall teens got on their respective poles. Hawkeye shot an arrow to start the match.
Harold jumped from his pole onto Kitty's with a "HI-YAH!" But a whistle blew.
"White boy, there is no leaving your pole! Kitty Kat gets the point!" said Chef.
Harold looked down at his loss, then got shoved off by Kitty, who stood proudly.
"Next we have Ryan vs. Chet!" said Don.
The two Ridonculous Race contestants stood on their poles. "Don't mess this up, Ryan!" said Stephanie.
"I won't sweetheart."
"He's on the other team," said Heather sternly.
"Hey, ripe on your own man," said Stephanie.
"I am not, I am simply pointing out a fact, and I wasn't even talking to him. And I've seen you get mad at Alejandro once, so stop talking, you hypocrite." Stephanie huffed loudly.
"Are we done?" asked Hawkeye. "I love me a good cat fight, but right now, there are more important things to do." After a silence took over, he shot an arrow to start their match. Chet threw his bone at Ryan's feet, causing him to trip and fall off his pole. Stephanie cried out in anger.
"That's 5-4, the yellow fellas!" said Chef. "Next we have Leshawna vs. Chad!"
The black girl and the insufferable nerd stood on their poles. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and Leshawna swung at Chad, who simply swerved his body back. Leshawna tried again, but the same thing happened. She then tried swinging the other way, but the same thing happened again. Finally, a bored Chad simply grabbed the bone, making Leshawna go wide-eyed. "Please, stop making this so boring for me." He then flung her into the tar pit below.
"We are tied, 5-5!" said Don. "Next we have, Dara vs. Amy!"
The pushover and the cheerleader twin stood on their poles. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and Dara just stood there, uneasy.
"Just throw your bone, Dar-Dar Binks!" said Izzy. A smile appeared on the pushover's face.
"Good one, Izzy!" said Topher. They could be heard hi-fiving. The smile vanished.
CONFESSIONAL: What about Darth Vader?
"Crap, I regret voting for Topher. Oh well, Izzy doesn't need to know that." She shudders nervously.
"Uhh, permission to get you out?" Amy asked politely.
"Uhh, suuure." Amy struck the pushover out. Some facepalms came from the Rhinoceri.
"That was awkward, but anyhoo, the Zebras have taken the lead, 6-5!" announced Hawkeye.
"We need to strengthen you up, girl," Izzy said to Dara.
Hawkeye continued. "Devin vs. Brick, let's go!"
The two green-shirt teens got on their poles. Brick nervously looked at Devin, fearing the worst. "Don't worry, former teammate, I'll go easy on you," said the taller one.
"Uhhh…" Brick started to say. But when Hawkeye shot an arrow, he did a battle cry and knocked Devin off. When Devin resurfaced, Brick said, "I'm sorry soldier. I understand you want to better yourself. This is just for the good of my team, soldier."
"That's 7-5, Zebras!" said Chef.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Junior asked Carrie.
"I am, and I'm not buying it one bit," said the blonde. Junior looked a little uneasy after hearing that.
"Shawn! DJ! You're up!" said Don.
The buff boy and the skinny zombie hunter stood on their poles. Hawkeye shot an arrow to start the match. Shawn swung at DJ, who yelped like a girl and back up a bit.
"It's just a bone, dude," said Shawn.
"A bone from what? An animal?" asked DJ, panic growing in his voice.
"Well, there was meat on the bones, so—" Hawkeye started to explain.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" DJ shrieked. He immediately turned away and jumped off his pole.
"Oh, kay? Doesn't look like I get to finish," said Hawkeye. But he was in for a really nasty surprise when a tar-covered DJ tackled him and started mercilessly attacking him. "You MURDERER! You HURT ANIMALS!"
"Uh, well, I uh...hmm...wait! Humans are animals, too! You're hurting an animal right now!" Hawkeye tried to reason with DJ.
"I don't care about you! And really humans in general! Humans are what causes animals from this time period to go extinct!"
"He's got a good point. I have no problems going against sharks after the Ridonculous Race," said Miles.
"But Miles—!" started Laurie.
"Why are you complaining, Laurie? You like eating animal meat. Raw, even," said Miles, who glared at her taller partner.
"What? Wh-wh-where did you get that?"
"You licked your lips and made 'yummy sounds' when I mentioned raw meat in our last episode. You also told me to stop talking because you couldn't handle living a lie when I was naming off all those animals."
Many people on both teams looked shocked, along with the staff. "Plot twist!" Lance shouted enthusiastically.
"Nigga, please," said Millie.
"M-Miles?!" stammered Laurie.
"It's over, Laurie. You are a liar, and a blight on our society. You will pay for your sins."
"Sins? Oh no don't tell me you're—"
"Catholic? Yeah. I am." Miles went to stand somewhere away from Laurie, who just stood there in shock. Suddenly, the members of each team started applauding, along with the hosts.
"Well, now that that's over, Noah will take on Alejandro!" said Hawkeye.
The skinny boy and the buff Hispanic stood on their poles. Hawkeye shot an arrow to start their match.
"This is only for my team, Noah," said Alejandro.
"Oh, stuff it, Al. We know you're up to your old tricks," said the bookworm. Alejandro promptly struck him off his pole. A tar-covered Noah pointed up and said, "See! He's not changing at all!" Dawn sighed.
CONFESSIONAL: Stuff what? And with what?
"Alejandro's aura does in fact show redemption. It's a shame no one can see it." Dawn paused. "Well, almost no one."
"Next we have, Abby vs. Brody!" said Chef.
The nice girl and the tan surfer dude stood on their poles. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and the two locked bones, only for Brody's shorter bone to get dominated by Abby's longer one, causing it to fall into the tar pit below. "Uhh, I guess this means I'm out," Brody said.
"Brody, wait, I can—!" Abby pleaded. But it was too late. Brody jumped into the tar pit. "Dammit," said the nice girl. She sighed.
"That's 9-6, Zebras!" said Don. "Next we have Ennui vs. Spud!"
The tall goth stood facing the fat rocker. Hawkeye shot an arrow to start the match. Spud sat there blankly, then bit on his hand. A few seconds later, he screamed in pain and ran at Ennui, jumping off his pole and landing crotch-first on the goth's pole before falling into the tar pit below. "That looked like it hurt," the goth blankly said.
"That's 9-7, Zebras," said Hawkeye. "Next we have Sky taking on Tammy!"
The athlete and fat LARPer stood on their poles. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and Sky swiftly knocked Tammy off her pole before the latter could try and cast a spell.
"That's 9-8, Zebras!" said Chef. "Next we have Owen vs. Dwayne!"
The fat guy and the father stood on their poles. Hawkeye shot an arrow to start the match. Dwayne swung...and ended up leaning forward and fell off the pole.
"The teams are tied again!" announced Don. "Next we have Topher vs. Lindsay!"
The two got on their poles, and Hawkeye shot an arrow.
"Noooo pressure, Topher. Noooo pressure," taunted Sierra with a smirk.
"Hey, I don't need your support," said Topher smugly. He slapped Lindsay with his bone, making the girl cry, "HEY!" angrily. Lindsay proceeded to snap her bone in half, making Topher go wide-eyed. She then threw both halves at Topher, who proceeded to use his bone as a baseball bat, knocking them back to Lindsay. One half ended up hitting Lindsay's right eye, causing her to cry out in pain before falling into the tar pit.
"Medic!" called Don. Jordan, in his red cross swim trunks, jumped into the tar pit and retrieved Lindsay.
"Oh, man!" Tyler said, his voice rising. He then glared up at Topher. "What was that for, man?!"
"She'll be OK," Topher reassured him.
"That doesn't explain what you did to her, man!"
"Just helping my team." Tyler growled.
"OK, we are 10-9, Rhinoceri!" said Hawkeye. "Next we have Gwen vs. Tyler!"
The goth and the athlete stood on their poles. "I'm sorry Gwen, but I've got a girlfriend to avenge!"
"Don't hurt yourself," joked Gwen.
"Oh, don't worry about me!" Hawkeye shot an arrow, and Tyler ended up swinging too hard, causing him to swing off his pole with his bone.
"That's 11-9, Rhinoceri!" said Chef.
"Ooh, ooh, say it backwards, say it backwards!" pleaded Izzy.
Chef aside glanced the camera. "No," he said flatly. Izzy pouted. The cook continued. "Ezekiel and Josee, you're up!"
The homeschooled boy and the ice dancer got on their poles, and Hawkeye shot an arrow. Ezekiel knocked Josee's bone out of her hands with his, and when she tried to jump to his pole, he knocked her into the tar pit with his bone.
"12-9, Rhinoceri!" said Don. "Next is Cameron vs. Leonard!"
The black teens stood on their poles, and Hawkeye shot an arrow. Leonard pointed his bone at Cameron and said, "Openus Firus!" The predictable happened, and Cameron reacted accordingly.
"13-9, Rhinoceri!" said Hawkeye. "Next up...Gerry vs. Heather!"
The old man and the teenager stood on their poles, and Hawkeye shot an arrow.
Heather tried to swing at Gerry, but couldn't connect. "Ugh, this bone is useless!" She then tossed it at Gerry, who proceeded to knock it back to her with his longer one. It landed in front of her, startling her and causing her to fall back into the tar pit.
"14-9, Rhinoceri!" said Chef. "Next we have Carrie vs. Beardo!"
The blonde and the black stood on their poles. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and Carrie knocked Beardo's bone out of his hands with hers, prompting Beardo to make a car honk noise. Carrie then struck him in his crotch, causing him to fall over in pain, and ended up leaning forward into the tar pit in the process.
"15-9, Rhinoceri!" said Don. "Next we have Miles vs. Taylor!"
The two light yellow shirted girls got on their poles. Hawkeye shot an arrow, and Miles immediately jumped off her pole to keep up with her principles.
"Well OK then," said Hawkeye. "15-10, Rhinoceri! Now Katie and Beth will duke it out!"
The two stood on their poles, and Hawkeye shot an arrow. The two locked bones, but Beth's small stature led to her flying off her pole and into the tar pit.
"16-10, Rhinoceri!" said Chef. "Zebras, if you lose one more time, your butts are coming back to see us tonight! Courtney and Ernesto, let's go!"
The two team's de facto leaders went up their poles, and Hawkeye shot an arrow to start the match. The two locked bones, and found themselves engaging in tug-of-war. Ernesto proved to be stronger, and Courtney ended up being dragged off her pole and into the tar pit below.
"16-11, Rhinoceri!" said Don. "Laurie and Scott, let's go!"
The impostor vegan and dirt farmer got on their poles, and Hawkeye shot an arrow. Laurie shot a smirk at Miles, then slapped Scott hard off his pole before he could react.
"And the Rambunctious Rhinoceri win!" announced Hawkeye. The blue team cheered while the yellow moaned. "Zebras, you know what to do now!"
The Zesty Zebras were in the mess hall to discuss elimination.
"Who goes?" asked Sam.
"Everyone who lost their match, stand up," said Alejandro. Sammy, Ellody, Geoff, Dawn, Veronica, Brody, Spud, Tammy, Dwayne, Lindsay, Tyler, Josee, Leonard, Heather, and Scott stood up. "Sam, wanna help me pick this apart?" offered Alejandro.
"Sure, I mean, you have changed," said Sam. Thank you! thought Heather. The boy examined those standing. "Hmmm...Sammy and Veronica were taken out by fighting members of the other team, so that was outside their control, so not them." Said girls sat down. "Geoff tried, Brody tried, Spud tried, Dwayne tried, Lindsay tried, Tyler tried, Josee tried, and Heather tried, so not them." They sat down too.
The boys looked at Ellody, Dawn, Tammy, Leonard, and Scott. "I say Dawn is excused, because she honored a request from someone of the opposition." Dawn sat down. "Scott can sit too, because he went up against a vengeful Laurie." The dirt farmer sat down, too. "It seems Ellody got out by taking too much calculating, so at least she had a plan; she just didn't do it ahead of time, so she can sit, too." This left only the LARPers standing.
Alejandro sighed. "Leonard, this is the third time in a row you've played a part in making our team lose. I think it's time you go."
"I don't know, I'm gonna base it off of today's performance. Tammy didn't do anything, and she was probably planning on her old tricks, too, so I'm voting for her."
"Well, I don't really care who goes, because I think they're equally responsible, equally stupid, and I didn't even need to participate in this challenge, so I don't really care," said Stephanie.
"There's also the fact you openly complained when Chet, one of us, beat your boy toy," said Heather.
Some gasps sounded from the team. The guy in question was not amused. "Sounds to me like someone's heart isn't in the right place!"
"I agree with that, man," said Lorenzo, who hi-fived Chet.
"Well, sounds like we have our decision. Let's go amigos," said Ernesto.
CAMPFIRE
The Zesty Zebras sat around the campfire. "Zebras, you had a comeback, and then you squashed it tonight," said Chef. "Without further ado, marshmallows go to...Geoff, Ernesto, Chet, Spud, Alejandro, Sam, Jay, Josee, Dawn, Brick, Lindsay, Beardo, Chad, Bridgette, Taylor, Brody, Scott, Shawn, Tammy, Tyler, Rock, Amy, Dwayne, Veronica, Kitty, Mary, Beth, Lorenzo, Heather, Sammy, and Ellody!" Everyone called got their marshmallows.
The male LARPer and Stephanie sat without marshmallows. "Leonard buddy, this is your third time in a row on the bottom. And Stephanie, your heart doesn't seem to be in the right place. The final marshmallow...goes...to…
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...Leonard." The LARPer sighed in relief as he claimed his marshmallow. The short dater stood up in rage. "You can NOT be serious! You picked HIM over ME?!"
"At least he tries in challenges," said Heather.
"And doesn't turn his back on his team," added Chet.
Chef walked over to Stephanie, strapped her in, and in three seconds flat, went flying into the night sky.
The hosts walked up. "How is Devin's turning of a new leaf gonna go? How will Laurie and Miles do now that they're going their separate ways? Find out all that and more, next time, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" all three hosts yell.
*GEOFF*
"I guess I'm voting for Stephanie. Why is Bridgette still mad at me?"
*ERNESTO*
"Stephanie isn't showing her true loyalty to her team, so I vote for her.
*CHET*
"So Stephanie wanted me to lose, huh?! Well I want her to lose!"
*SPUD*
"Steeeeeeeeffff…"
*ALEJANDRO*
"I'm still voting for Leonard. It is for the good of our team."
*SAM*
"One thing you must know: always keep your head in the game. I'm voting for Stephanie now."
*JAY*
"I vote for Stephanie. She's kind of mean…"
*JOSEE*
"Leonard cost us the challenge three times in a row!" She balled her fists and growled.
*DAWN*
"Stephanie's aura is fuchsia, which means her love is reaching unhealthy levels. A normal level would give her a magenta aura."
*BRICK*
"Stephanie is a treacherous soldier. People like her would get us all killed at war."
*LINDSAY*
"That Tofu guy on the other team was so mean; I have to wear contacts from now on! It's a good thing no one can see them. Anyways, I vote for Stella.
*BEARDO*
"Stephanie."
*CHAD*
"I'm on a team of idiots! This is the third time in a row Leonard has played a part in our team losing, and they're letting him get off scot-free AGAIN?!"
*BRIDGETTE*
"Stephanie gets my vote."
*TAYLOR*
"Amy's actually pretty cool. Heather's OK. Stephanie? Not a chance."
*BRODY*
"What was Abby trying to say to me earlier? Anyways, I vote for Stephanie."
*SCOTT*
"Leonard is a DOOFUS! It's not even funny anymore!"
*SHAWN*
"Sounds like Stephanie would have no problem leaving me with the undead!"
*TAMMY*
"Thy shall play thee song of Death for Stephanie!" She plays her ocarina.
*TYLER*
"If Topher were on my team, he'd be DEAD! Anyways, I'll follow my girl's lead and vote for Stephanie."
*ROCK*
"Leonard. Sorry man. I like winning more than losing. No hard feelings."
*LEONARD*
"Blastus Offikus Stephanie!"
*AMY*
"Stephanie's a total bitch."
*DWAYNE*
"Stephanie is so outta here!"
*VERONICA*
"I vote for Leonard. It's for the good of our team."
*KITTY*
"I vote for Stephanie. Her being too attracted to Stephanie makes me cringe."
*MARY*
"I hypothesize Leonard will continue to impede our chances of success in the future."
*STEPHANIE*
"I'm votin' for Heather! That bitch is goin' down!"
*BETH*
"Stephanie."
*LORENZO*
"I stand by my man too, Stephanie. But at least mine is on this team!"
*HEATHER*
"Watch your step, Stephanie! Don't let the fireworks hit you on the way out!"
*SAMMY*
"I vote for Stephanie. Leonard may have messed up, but at least Leonard actually tries. Stephanie just sits back and watches us fall."
*ELLODY*
"Stephanie has just concluded her time on this show."
Stephanie: 25 (everyone else)
Leonard: 7 (Alejandro, Josee, Chad, Scott, Rock, Veronica, and Mary)
Heather: 1 (Stephanie)
[1] Pronounced like Cici's Pizza.
[2] "You look beautiful in black, babe."
[3] SpongeBob reference!
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci (Z)
RETURNS: Duncan (R)
#89: Anne Maria (Z)
#88: Sadie (R)
#87: B (R)
#86: Justin (R)
#85: MacArthur (Z)
#84: Mickey (R)
#83: Jasmine (R)
#82: JD (Z)
#81: Rodney (Z)
#80: Scarlett (Z)
#79: Max (DECEASED) (R)
#78: Kelly (R)
#77: Blaineley (R)
#76: Lightning (DECEASED) (Z)
#75: Eva (R)
#74: Jen (Z)
#73: Dakota (Z)
#72: Emma (R)
#71: Jo (Z)
#70: Pete (R)
#69: Sugar (Z)
#68: Jacques (Z)
#67: Zoey (R)
#66: Stephanie (Z)
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Devin
Tom
Trent
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Izzy
Owen
Gerry
Leshawna
Sky
Mike
Katie
Noah
Junior
Dave
DJ
Abby
Carrie
Duncan
Miles
Courtney
Topher
Ella
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
Ryan
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Josee
Dawn
Brick
Lindsay
Beardo
Chad
Bridgette
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Shawn
Tammy
Tyler
Rock
Leonard
Amy
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Mary
Beth
Lorenzo
Heather
Sammy
Ellody
...aaaaaaaaaaaaand that's the chapter! Little longer than normal, and I'm proud of that!
Stephanie went, and it's because many girls like her are either turning new leaves (Taylor and Amy) or snarky (same girls plus Heather), and Stephanie falls under neither category, and her being split from Ryan only added more salt to her wounds, so it was time for her to go. I could've had her swap teams at some point, but there were others who needed to switch teams more badly than her.
Devin is in fact wanting to go back to being good, but it seems like Carrie genuinely hates him, while Junior seems uncomfortable with Carrie's behavior.
Well, Laurie's true nature finally came out. I've been fully aware of her secretly liking the raw meat during her last Ridonculous Race, so I decided to continue keeping that a secret in this story. Of course, I could only do that for so long, so I had to act, and now marks the split of the vegans.
Keith is now dead, a heavy dose of karma after making Dave blind in the previous chapter. He really only served to make Dave and Sky's lives hell, so that's why he's the first intern to really die (not counting Chris, who kicked the bucket two chapters before him). The others had more purpose, with Lance, Jordan, and Millie serving as comic relief and Morgan providing the interns with extra presence, making them feel less empty.
The Rhinoceri conflict is starting to penetrate the other team, with Topher injuring Lindsay and causing her and Tyler to hate him. Good thing the hosts used up their switch on Lindsay; Topher would have to be an idiot to bring her back (remember, he can only switch each person once, just like the hosts, but he can undo a switch they made previously, and vice versa).
Now it's time for our next audition tape, Ralph, the Voice of Reason!
An uncolored bedroom appeared with a bed with two different colors of blue as its mattress with white pillows. A white boy with slightly pale skin, black hair the same shade as Devin's, blue shirt, dark gray shorts, and red Nike's with orange checkmarks stood in front of the camera.
"Hello, my name is Ralph. It would be an honor to be on this show, but I won't complain if I don't get chosen. Your show has a tendency to go off the rails, and I'm gonna make sure we don't get this show into any trouble. If this means I have to be the one 'normal guy,' then so be it. Thank you for taking the time to watch my audition tape." He entered thought. "Or is it read, since you're reading this online? Oh well, you get my drift. I hope to see you again some day.
Well then, that's Ralph, who is going to be the voice of reason amidst all the crazy things this show is known for. How long until he breaks, if he breaks, is a mystery.
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