"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Don.
The camera shows Trent pulling Geoff off his pole with his bone, followed by Brody jumping off after Abby knocks his bone out of his hands.
"We did a little time-traveling and found ourselves in the stone age with our prehistoric challenge!"
The camera shows Miles call out Laurie for lying about her vegan principles.
"Laurie was exposed as a fraud when she tried to engage in hypocrisy!" said Hawkeye.
The camera shows Chad flinging Leshawna off, followed by Spud painfully crotch-landing on Ennui's platform before falling into the tar pit.
"Despite briefly taking the lead, the Zebras quickly took repeated losses, and they ended up losing!" said Chef.
The camera shows Cameron knocking Leonard off after the latter unsuccessfully tried to use a spell, followed by Stephanie crying out in rage when Chet beat Ryan, followed by her getting eliminated.
"In the end, despite Leonard consistently helping the Zebras lose, it was Stephanie's loyalty to Ryan over her own team that cost her, and she was the next victim of the Fireworks of Shame!" said Don.
The camera cut to the hosts.
"Who will get turnt up in here next? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DRAMA!" yelled Chef.
"DOMINATION!" all three hosts yell.
*cue intro*
The cast was gathered in the mess hall. Taylor turned to Rock and said, "Don't worry about this one, dude. I got this. Just watch."
The hosts came in, and Don asked, "Who can tell us today's challenge?" Sierra, Owen, Topher, and Taylor raised their hands. "Taylor! Let's hear it!"
"The sports challenge!"
"Right you are! Here's your cookie." The girl was thrown her cookie, then immediately tried to give it to Spud. "Uh uh uh! No sharezies!"
"But I don't want it."
"Then why did you answer the question?"
"So Spud could have it."
"Then he's gonna have to answer it himself! Notice I always say 'here's your cookie!'" Rock balled his fists and growled. Taylor had a smirk on her face.
The cast had made it outside, where a football field had been set up. Taylor gave Spud her cookie when the hosts weren't looking, which he happily scarfed down.
"Welcome to today's challenge! This is sevenfold!" said Don.
"Avenged Sevenfold?" asked Izzy curiously.
"I love that band!" Rock piped up.
"Same!" agreed Chet and Lorenzo together.
"Uhhh, yeah. Anyways, the for the first part of today's challenge, one team will try and make it past us, the interns, as well as some of our old friends." At that point, the Wild Things returned, along with the Extras (the customers from the 12th episode: Spongebob, Patrick, the Warners, Mark Burnett, and Jeff Probst).
Members of both teams gasped. "Oh no, not those guys!" said Jay.
Don continued, "The other team will be competing in the second part of the challenge, followed by whoever doesn't get out of the first two challenges competing in the third! After that, the whole team comes back together for parts four through seven! After putting you guys through our handy dandy randomizer, the Rambunctious Rhinoceri will be going first!" The blue team gulped.
The hosts, interns, Wild Things, and Extras took their positions on the visitor sideline, while the Rambunctious Rhinoceri stood on the home sideline. "Ready...Set…" Chef blew a whistle. "GO!" Both sides charged at each other. Ezekiel carried the blind Dave. Sky kicked Scuba Bear 4.0 in the crotch, causing him to go down in pain. Gwen did the same thing to the Killer.
Yakko and Wakko ended up tackling Izzy and Dara to the ground respectively. "HELLOOOOOOO NURSE!"
Izzy smirked. "Do it, you won't!" Dara looked confused, but then said, "Oh no, you don't mean—"
The Warner brothers had already started undoing the girls clothes, much to Izzy's arousal and Dara's bewilderment.
Tooher turned back and said, "No, NOO! Come on!" But he was greeted by the boys' sister. "You're looking a little too hot with all those buttons done." She started unbuttoning a horrified Topher's shirt, then undid the rest of his clothes. Sierra saw this and started laughing.
"You know, I don't remember those three being that bad," said Don while pushing Sanders.
"I kind of like it," said Hawkeye while pushing Harold.
Eventually, the rest of the team had made it across.
"Well, Rhinoceri, you managed to lose five people during that part of the challenge, so now it's time for part two of today's challenge!" said Chef. He then turned to the yellow team. "You guys will have to go through that long line of tires there." He pointed at 50 tires stacked in a line right next each other, with a mouse trap in between each one. "Ready...set…" Hawkeye shot an arrow to start the challenge. "GO!"
The yellow team approached the tires, but then stopped. "Maybe we can go around the edges to be safe. It will take a while, though," suggested Veronica.
Brick reached over and tapped the edge of the first tire with a foot. The edge was very flexible, curving all the way in the tire. "No use soldier. It makes running through difficult too, but it's the best we got." Brick proceeded to fall on the edge of the first tire, causing him to get a mousetrap on his right hand and another on his right foot.
Don chuckled as the cadet cried out in pain. "Good luck! You can't go around!"
Ernesto stepped up and started running on each tire's edge with alternating feet on each tire, seamlessly making it through the line of tires quickly. The rest of the team proceeded to follow his lead, with no one else getting out of the challenge.
"And the Zesty Zebras lose only one person in the second part of the challenge!" said Don. "Now it's time for part three! Jordan?" Jordan proceeded to lift up the entire field of astroturf, revealing a giant mud pit with two lines of thorned barbed wire above it.
"Oh no. I am NOT going through that! Count me out!" cried Tom.
"Suit yourself," said Don. "All you have to do is make it through your team's lane without touching the barbed wire. Simple? I think so. Ready?" Hawkeye shot an arrow. "GO!"
Those left on either team started crawling their way through the mud. Neither team was able to lose anybody, surprisingly enough.
"Well, we only lost one more person that round, and that came from before it even started!" said Hawkeye. "But now everyone is back, and now it's time for four individual matches in four different sports! Here's what's gonna happen: our trusty randomizer will decide who on each team will be participating in a match. Speaking of which." He pulls out his phone. "Cody and Bridgette! You'll be participating in our boxing match!"
The two teens were standing inside the boxing arena from the second season. They were wearing giant marshmallows as boxing gloves. "In this part of the challenge," said Hawkeye, who was dressed in a black and white striped referee suit. "You will be fighting in sloooooow-moooooooo."
"We'll never get each other to tap out now!" protested Cody.
"Nonsense! There's a way," brushed off Hawkeye. "This will be played best two out of three!" He shot an arrow and said, "Round wuhhhh-uhhhh-uhhhhnnn!" Jordan promptly walked across the ring wearing the same sparkly purple twosie Chef wore in the second season.
"Ugh ugh ugh is more like it," said a disgusted Amy.
"I say ew ew ew for the next round," agreed Taylor.
"What about eek eek eek for round three?" agreed Tyler.
"Y'all, this style so fetch, y'all," said Jordan.
Cody and Bridgette started slowly circling each other. Finally, Cody got an idea. He took his right shoe off, took his sock off, and threw it behind Bridgette, who looked confused. He then slowly laid Bridgette down next to his sock. One whiff of said sock caused her to tire, and Hawkeye three-counted her, ending round one.
The two teens were back up, and Hawkeye shot an arrow while saying "Round twooo, oooh, oooh!" while Jordan, still in the same clothes, walked in the other direction.
"Gross," Crimson said flatly.
"If I had a dollar for every fashion crime he's breaking right now, I'd make Bill Gates look dirt poor," agreed Tom.
Now Cody was holding his hand out to Bridgette. "Would you like a bite of marshmallow?" he asked innocently.
"Sure!" Without hesitating, Bridgette took a bite out of one of Cody's gloves. A whistle blew.
"No biting! That is an illegal move! Cody automatically wins part four for the Rhinoceri!" announced Hawkeye. The blue team cheered. Bridgette looked confused.
A badminton course was now set up. "Alright maggots. You know how this works. Whoever doesn't double bounce or bounce out for their team wins this part of the challenge!" said Chef. He pulled his phone out with the randomized list and said, "Abby and Spud! It's your turn!"
The nice girl and the fat rocker stood on opposite sides of the court. "Ready…" said Chef. Hawkeye shot an arrow to start the match. "...GO!" Chef threw the bird at Spud, who proceeded to serve it over the net to Abby, who did it back. They continued going back and forth, until Abby made her fifth serve. The bird ended up biting Spud's left nipple. He threw it at Abby, but right as he did, he screamed, "AHHHHHH! BURPLE NURPLE!" and doubled over in pain, clutching his bitten nipple. This took Abby's mind off the game, and she rushed over to Spud as the bird bounced more than once on her side.
"And the Zesty Zebras win part five of today's challenge!" said Don.
"Uh, hello? Does anyone care about this guy but me?" asked Abby. She then turned wide-eyed. "Oh, sorry! That was mean, wasn't it?"
"Relax, it's just a burple nurple," assured Don. But Spud promptly lifted his shirt, revealing his nipple had been bitten off completely. Don shielded his eyes with his right arm. "Uh, I stand corrected! Jordan? Can you get him stitched up, please?"
"Aye aye, cap'n!" In true Jordan fashion, he lifted Spud above his head and took him off the field.
Don recomposed himself. "Now let's move on to part six of today's challenge!"
The cast was back in the arena from part four. "Welcome to part six of today's challenge!" said Hawkeye. "In just a second, the next pair of people will be wrestling each other in a ball pit! Whoever doesn't say uncle wins this part of the challenge!" He pulled up the randomized list and said, "Duncan and Sam! You're up!" Duncan gulped while Sam enthusiastically said, "Al-hal-riiight!"
The two teens were now inside the arena in their swimsuits, with the ball pit dropped on them. Hawkeye shot an arrow to start the match and yelled, "GO!"
Sam jumped and grabbed Duncan by the hair, startling him. He was further creeped out by Sam wrapping his legs around his neck. "You like sexual stuff. I remember that one challenge you did things to Courtney." Sam promptly took his private parts out of his swimsuit, gripped it with his left hand, and started ejaculating into the punk's mouth. Most of each team looked shocked, but Courtney and Gwen were giggling and fist-bumping each other, with Trent giving a satisfied smirk. Eventually, Duncan couldn't take it anymore, and he cried uncle...again.
"Ooh, and the Zebras win part six of today's challenge!" announced Hawkeye. "Now it's time for part seven of today's challenge!"
A makeshift basketball court was now laid out on the field. Chef was now wearing the same referee outfit Hawkeye had worn earlier. "Welcome, to the last part of today's challenge!" announced the cook.
"Why are you wearing what Hawkeye wore earlier?" pointed out Junior.
"Uhhh...anyways, we have a basketball shoot out! Whoever shoots a better shot wins for their team!" He looked at the randomized team and said, "Dave and Beardo!" The yellow team immediately cheered, realizing they were going up against a blind person.
The two minorities were on the count holding a basketball. "Ready gentlemen?" asked Chef. The two nodded, then Hawkeye shot an arrow to start the match. "GO!"
Beardo threw the ball forward, but it bounced off the hoop and landed in front of him, startling him with a shriek.
"Well, it sounds like I don't have to make it anymore," said Dave, who threw his ball backwards…
...SWISH!
"Huh? I made it?"
"Right you are, Dave! That means the teams tied the fourth through seventh parts of today's challenge, and that means we'll be going through the tiebreaker!"
"Awww, but then it won't be sevenfold anymore!" complained Izzy.
"Well, sucks."
"No, I do all the sucking around here."
"Izzy. No."
"Yes. I mean exactly what you're thinking of."
Don sighed and looked at the camera. "Can we move on, please?"
The field was now uncovered again. "For this tiebreaker challenge, you will, as a team, come up with a cheer. Whichever team does a better job will win today's challenge, and the losing team will have to send someone home," said Don. "Take five minutes to lay out your plans."
"I cheerlead back home!" said Lindsay.
"Same," said Heather.
"And us," said the twins.
"Well, that's four of us. Anyone else? I think a pyramid would be the way to go," said Alejandro.
"I did cheerleading back in middle school," said Bridgette. "I think I might still know some tricks."
"OK, that's five. One more."
"I can be on top, I guess. If no one else can do it," said Josee.
"Sure, whatever works. Alright, let's go team!"
"I think he'll give us points for fanservice," said Topher.
"Topher. No," said Noah sternly while pointing at him.
"You want to lose your big buddy to me? Alright then." Noah's eyes went wide, then sighed. "Fiiiine. But if we lose—"
"Yeah yeah, of course."
"I volunteer!" said Izzy. She quickly stripped off her clothing, getting the Zebras' attention. "What are they doing?" asked Rock.
"I don't know, but I kind of like it," said Geoff. This earned him a slap to the back of the head from Bridgette. "OW! What the heck, man?"
Dara sighed. "Couldn't hurt. Guess it's time to prove my attractiveness."
"You don't look that bad. Izzy's hotter, but of course, that's because…" Izzy giggled while Owen gritted his teeth. Dara promptly stripped. Topher re-entered thought. "Abby, you look hot yourself, too."
The nice girl blushed. "Aww, thanks! Uhh…" She stripped, too.
"Courtney? Care to join us?"
"Uh, suuure." The CIT stripped.
"Katie." The tall BFFFL joined the girls already called.
"Aaaaaaaaaand…" He got an idea. "Sierra!"
Sierra was shocked. "Wait. Really?"
"You are the most attractive of those left, so…" Leshawna glared at Topher while the other girls didn't really care. The tall girl stripped down.
"I know why you really picked me, Topher. You are going home if we lose."
"Yeah, I picked her because she is so going home if we lose."
Each sextet of girls took their place on the field. "Everybody ready?" asked Don. "On your mark. Get set." Hawkeye shot an arrow. "GO!"
The Zebra girls went first. "Are we gonna win?!" called Josee.
"F!" yelled Lindsay, while raising her arms up and bending her body back a bit.
"U!" yelled Amy, doing the same thing.
"C!" yelled Sammy, likewise.
"K!" yelled Heather, likewise.
"Y!" yelled Bridgette, likewise.
"E!" yelled Josee, likewise.
"S!" yelled all of them. They all jumped into their positions on the pyramid: Josee on top, the twins in the middle, and the other three on the bottom. This got cheers from the others.
"Nice jump!" said Don.
"Nice language," said Chef.
"Nice clothes, or should I say, lack thereof." Hawkeye was looking at the six girls sent out from the Rhinoceri.
"Do I wanna know?" asked Don. When he continued, he sighed. "Let's go." Hawkeye shot an arrow.
The girls quickly jumped into pyramid position just as quickly as the Zebras did: Izzy on top, Abby and Dara in the middle, and the other three on the bottom.
"According to all known laws of cheerleading," said Courtney.
"We should never do this naked," Sierra said while narrowing her eyes at Topher.
"Us girls are far too innocent," said Abby.
"To be doing something like this butt naked," said Dara.
"The cheerleader, of course, strips anyway," said Katie.
"BECAUSE WE'RE THE MOTHER FUCKING RHINOCERIIIIIIIIII!" Izzy screamed while raising her fists at the ceiling. [1]
The rest of the audience was stunned silent. Finally, they all broke into widespread cheers louder than the ones the Zebras got.
"Well uh...looks like the Rambunctious Rhinoceri win!" announced Chef.
"I ain't complainin'," said Hawkeye.
Don narrowed his eyes at him. "Dude. You, are messed up." He then turned to the Zesty Zebras and said, "Zebras, you're sending someone home tonight. Take the necessary time to strategize, and we'll see you then."
The Zebras sat in the mess hall. "We lost to naked! Girls!" cried Chad in frustration.
"My sentiments, exactly!" agreed Josee.
"I ain't complainin'!" said Geoff in awe. Bridgette gave him another slap to the back of the head.
"What the fuck, man?"
"You're disgusting! I'm glad you broke up with me!" said Bridgette.
"I broke up with you?" asked Geoff.
"Ugh! You IDIOT! You've been acting like you didn't know what you did to me that day!" Cue a flashback of him breaking up with Bridgette during the X-treme Torture challenge.
"Slow your roll, Bridge, I—" Geoff began with his smugness still present.
"And no one like you gets to call me Bridge!" she said.
"I'm so confused."
"I'm not. Your ass is going home. Right Brody?"
Brody rubbed the back of his head. "Uhhh...I um, uhhh...sort of forgot something…"
"Forgot what?"
"Uh...M, M, Mac...Arthur."
Bridgette stopped and went wide-eyed. "Wait, ex-cuse me?"
"Uh...I forgot I was in a relationship with her." When he saw Bridgette's glare, he said, "She forgot she was in one with me, too!"
"UGH! Boys are so stupid!" cried Bridgette before leaving.
Geoff turned to Brody and asked, "I don't get it, do you?"
"No clue, man."
The yellow team surrounded the fire. "Zebras. Welcome back. You know how things work around here. Marshmallows go to...Ernesto, Chet, Spud, Alejandro, Sam, Jay, Josee, Dawn, Brick, Lindsay, Beardo, Chad, Taylor, Brody, Scott, Shawn, Tammy, Tyler, Rock, Leonard, Amy, Dwayne, Veronica, Kitty, Mary, Beth, Lorenzo, Heather, Sammy, and Ellody!" Everyone called got their marshmallows thrown to them.
Geoff and Bridgette sat without marshmallows. "Geoff. Bridgette. One of you will be going home tonight. The final marshmallow…goes to…
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...Geoff." The pink-shirted party guy got his marshmallow. The surfer girl stood up. "Really? You kept him over me?" she asked irritated.
Chef walked over and strapped her into the Fireworks of Shame, lit the fuse, and in three seconds flat, went flying.
The hosts walked up. "How will Geoff and Brody do now that Bridgette is out and hates both of them? What are we gonna do now that we've finished TDA's pre-merge challenges? Tune in next time, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Chef.
"DRAMA!" yelled Don.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all three hosts.
*GEOFF*
"I vote for Bridgette. Girl's weird nowadays, man."
*ERNESTO*
"Sounds to me Geoff is responsible due to his smugness. I've learned during soccer boot camp way back when to never have a false sense of security."
*CHET*
"Did she just call my gender stupid?!" His eyes got wider and his eyebrows shot up on the last word.
*SPUD*
"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr—"
*ALEJANDRO*
"Geoff was extremely smug, but Bridgette's reaction was uncalled for and unnecessary. But at least she tried to participate...but then there's her marshmallow failure, too." He sighed. "Sorry Bridgette."
*SAM*
"Hey, not all boys are stupid!"
*JAY*
He looked down in thought. "I thought Bridgette would be a nice girl." He looked at the camera. "Guess I was wrong."
*JOSEE*
"In a society where you seemingly have to be a whore to get ahead, I say Bridgette, as that could have been her if she were on the other team."
*DAWN*
"Bridgette was doing so well until that outburst. Now I am afraid I must vote for her."
*BRICK*
"That wasn't very polite of Bridgette. I was trained to be chivalrous, not chauvinistic."
*LINDSAY*
"That George was so smug up his butt, it's like he was getting a wedgie!"
*BEARDO*
"Bridgette, maaaaan."
*CHAD*
"Geoff's definitely proven to be stupider than Bridgette. My vote is for him."
*BRIDGETTE*
"Geoff. Of course, Geoff."
*TAYLOR*
"Not all guys are bad. Sorry Bridgette, but that's a lesson you'll be finding out the hard way."
*BRODY*
"Yeah, I gotta side with my buddy Geoff here. You're out of here, Bridgette."
*SCOTT*
"Man, I don't know. I'll just vote someone at random. Ooh, how about Beth? She seems random."
*SHAWN*
"He's gonna think twice than to build his confidence up to unsafe levels!"
*TAMMY*
"Thy cast out Bridgette!" She plays on her ocarina again.
*TYLER*
"Bridgette's not as nice as I remember."
*ROCK*
"Bridgette just turned into the very person she got mad at season one."
*LEONARD*
"Castus Offikus, Bridgette!"
*AMY*
"Geoff's the reason why Bridgette snapped, so my vote's for her."
*DWAYNE*
"Oh man. Neither of those were appropriate. I'm voting for Bridgette, though."
*VERONICA*
"I think Bridgette deserves to go."
*KITTY*
"So hard to choose! I guess Bridgette."
*MARY*
"Bridgette's outburst was unprecedented, and I am voting for her."
*BETH*
"Bridgette was like, so mean!"
*LORENZO*
"We're not stupid!"
*HEATHER*
"Way to build the Bridge to your elimination!"
*SAMMY*
"I am voting for Bridgette."
*ELLODY*
"Geoff was the catalyst for Bridgette's exclamation, so he will be getting my vote."
Vote Count:
Bridgette: 24 (everyone else)
Geoff: 7 (Ernesto, Lindsay, Chad, Bridgette, Shawn, Amy, and Ellody)
Beth: 1 (Scott) (throwaway vote)
[1] Bee Movie, man. Gotta love it. I was originally gonna do one out of We Are Number One, but I thought doing one out of the Bee Movie preamble would be better.
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci (Z)
RETURNS: Duncan (R)
#89: Anne Maria (Z)
#88: Sadie (R)
#87: B (R)
#86: Justin (R)
#85: MacArthur (Z)
#84: Mickey (R)
#83: Jasmine (R)
#82: JD (Z)
#81: Rodney (Z)
#80: Scarlett (Z)
#79: Max (DECEASED) (R)
#78: Kelly (R)
#77: Blaineley (R)
#76: Lightning (DECEASED) (Z)
#75: Eva (R)
#74: Jen (Z)
#73: Dakota (Z)
#72: Emma (R)
#71: Jo (Z)
#70: Pete (R)
#69: Sugar (Z)
#68: Jacques (Z)
#67: Zoey (R)
#66: Stephanie (Z)
#65: Bridgette (Z)
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Devin
Tom
Trent
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Izzy
Owen
Gerry
Leshawna
Sky
Mike
Katie
Noah
Junior
Dave
DJ
Abby
Carrie
Duncan
Miles
Courtney
Topher
Ella
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
Ryan
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Josee
Dawn
Brick
Lindsay
Beardo
Chad
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Shawn
Tammy
Tyler
Rock
Leonard
Amy
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Mary
Beth
Lorenzo
Heather
Sammy
Ellody
...aaaaaaaaaaaaand that's the chapter! For an eight-part challenge, that took less time to finish than I thought.
Bridgette wasn't the person I thought was in need of going home the most, but she was out of those that played a part in losing the challenge, and therefore could be justified. Remember Brody recently saying he forgot about MacArthur, and way back when MacArthur forgot about Brody? Well, that ended up fucking Bridgette over, as she had nothing else besides that. Sorry Brody X Bridgette fans, but you've been fucked over. #sorryNOTsorry
That was the last pre-merge Total Drama Action challenge, so you know what this means...the Total Drama World Tour pre-merge challenges start next episode! Yes, there will be singing!
On that note, the songs will be longer due to there being more contestants, and new lines will be written like this:
"Thiiiiiiis…suuuuuuuucks," sang Duncan. (G 3 - A 3)
Just to give you an idea of what they would sound like. Also, you may be wondering what Beardo is gonna do, since he can't speak in public and only sometimes speaks alone. Don't you just love the art of beatboxing?
Now here's our next OC, Jack, the Jerkass!
*static*
An orange and red bedroom appeared with a bed with an orange mattress and a red blanket. A tall, pale skinned boy with freckles, curly red hair, blue eyes, orange shirt, red sweatpants, and black Vans with white laces appeared.
"I'm Jack, and just to be clear, I am the Jackass, not the Jerkass! I'm so FUCKING ANGRY tvtropes calls it jerkass and not jackass! I mean, hello?! I put the Jack in jackass! I need that million so I can buy myself my own personal lockers...so I can start the annual Locker Stuffathon for bullies like me all around!" He then started laughing maniacally.
*STATIC*
Well, that's Jack, the jackass. Wonder how bad he'll be in comparison to Colin, but this is a guy who physically injured Cody and enjoyed it, laughed his ass off at countless eliminations, displayed a perpetually smug attitude, and a bunch of other things, so he'll have his work cut out in that department. In terms of how far he makes it though, we'll see.
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