Hey guys! Before we get started, we finally reached the one-year mark for this story! Let's hope this year, we don't have a three month reprieve like last year...
"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Don.
The camera shows Brick falling on the first tire of the second part of the challenge and getting a mouse trap to the hand and foot, followed by Spud getting his nipple bitten off by the bird used for the fifth part of the challenge.
"Our campers joined the big leagues in our sports challenge!"
The camera shows Dave successfully shooting a backwards basket, followed by the two teams discussing their cheerleading moves.
"The teams were tied after the seven parts that were planned, so we went to a tiebreaker," said Hawkeye.
The camera shows the Zebra cheerleaders doing their chant, followed by Izzy of the Rhinoceri screaming her line.
"Despite both teams having good cheers, the Rhinoceri won, with bonus points for fanservice!" said Chef.
The camera shows Bridgette getting angry at both Geoff and Brody, followed by her getting eliminated.
"In the end, it was Bridgette's annoyance at Brody forgetting about MacArthur that led to her elimination!" said Don.
The camera shows the hosts.
"Who will rise to this occasion next? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DRAMA!" yelled Chef.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all three hosts.
*cue intro*
The rest of the cast was in the mess hall when the hosts walked in.
"Good morning, campers! The reason I'm not asking for the challenge today is because there is a surprise behind me, so follow us outside and see what it is," said Don. Everyone obliged and followed him out of the mess hall.
"NOOO-HO-HO-HOOOO!" cried Owen. The camera cut to...you guessed it, the newly rebuilt Jumbo Jet.
"Eeyep!" said Don. "You know how we started TDA's pre-merge challenges after finishing TDI's? Well, now we're starting World Tour's pre-merge challenges, and that means we're going where?" he asked for his usual question.
Sierra and Topher both blurted out, "Egypt!" then glared at each other.
"Correct, but because you didn't raise your hands, no cookie for either of you!" Neither teen really cared. Don signaled for everyone to come on board.
The cast was now in the common area. "Before we land, just a quick recap of what the winners and losers go through. The winners will be in first class, and the losers in economy class. Got it?" Hawkeye got resounding nods. "Alright then."
Just then, a bell sounded. "And I think everyone knows what that means. Hit it!"
"Up!" sang Courtney.
"Up!" sang Izzy.
"Up!" sang Sierra.
"Up!" sang Lindsay.
"Sing!" sang Harold.
"Sing!" sang Cody.
"Sing!" sang DJ.
"Sing!" sang Tyler.
"Fly!" sang Brick. (G#3)
"Fly!" sang Sam. (C4)
"Fly!" sang Cameron. (D#4)
"Fly!" sang Mike. (F#4)
"Song!" sang Amy. (B3)
"Song!" sang Sammy. (D#4)
"Song!" sang Sky. (F#4)
"Song!" sang Ella. (A4)
"We're flying!" sang the girls.
"And singing!" sang the guys (Ennui an octave lower).
"We're flying and we're singing!" sang all of the contestants (Ennui down an octave).
The camera cut to Sierra with her arms raised.
"Come fly with uuuus!" sang Sierra.
The camera zooms out to see Cody being held up.
"Come fly with uuuus!" both sang.
"Got a lot of crazyyy, tunes to bust!" rapped Izzy.
The camera cut to Amy and Sammy in first class.
"Come fly with uuuus!" sang the younger twin.
"Come fly with uuuus!" sang both.
"Coooome...flyyyy...with uuuus!" the girls harmonized. (Sammy: D4-E4-G4-F#4, Amy: B3-C#4-E4-D4)
The camera cut to Lance in another part of first class.
"Playboy mansion or bust!" said Lance.
"Nigga, you really need to hush!" said Millie.
"You're the one who's gonna get kicked in the tush!" fired back Lance.
Don popped up between them.
"You are not allowed to rap battle during a song.
You know that not singing during a song is just wrong!" he sang in the same key as Ezekiel's canon solo.
Cut to economy class.
"Come fly with uuuus!" sang Noah.
"Come die with uuuus!" sang Owen.
"Coooome...flyyyy...with uuuus!" they harmonized. (Owen: D3-E3-A#3-A3, Noah: A#2-C3-G3-F3)
"I wanna do a rap battle!" complained Lance.
"Bitch, I will slaughter you like cattle," said Millie.
"Ooooooh! I'm gonna tattle!"
"Do that, and I'll make your bones rattle!"
Cut to the common area. Crimson and Ennui just sat there.
"Come fly with uuuus!" harmonized Devin, Tom, and Junior (lowest to highest). (E4-D4-E4-C4/G4-F4-G4-E4/B4-A4-B4-G4)
"Come sing with uuuus!" harmonized Miles, Laurie, and Dawn (lowest to highest). (C4-B3-C4-A3/E4-D4-E4-C4/G4-F4-G4-E4)
"No," both said flatly.
Hawkeye popped up. "Anyone who openly refuses to sing and doesn't sing by the end of the song gets disqualified!"
"Please, guys...just sing!" sang Abby (in Courtney's canon pitch).
"Or, else, you win nothing!" sang Hawkeye (in Cody's canon pitch).
"Come on guys, I'll help you," said Gwen.
"Come fly with uuuus.
Come fly with uuuus.
Coooome...flyyyy...with uuuus!" she sang just like in the original.
"Even though it stiiiiiill...suuuuuuuuucks!" sang Duncan.
The goths sighed.
"Yes it realllll-lyyyyy," sang Crimson. (E3-F#3-A3-B3)
"Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks," sang Ennui. (E2)
Everyone else did jazz hands and said, "yeaaaah."
The Jumbo Jet had touched down in Egypt. "Welcome, maggots, to today's challenge!" said Chef. "We uhhh, don't wanna repeat of what happened last time." He narrowed his eyes at DJ as he said this. "So we won't be going through the pyramid, so this will be a two-part challenge today. Here are your animals. A gray llama and a tan one appeared.
"Carl! I told you I didn't want to be on this stupid show!" said the tan one.
"I thought you wanted me to be in my natural habitat," said the gray one, apparently named Carl.
"Stupid people don't belong in stupid environments!" cried the other llama, who stood with the Rhinoceri.
"I don't know about you, but it makes a perfect match to me," said Carl, who stood with the Zebras.
"Alright, first, you guys will try and make it to the Nile River," said Don. But he wasn't done talking.
"Race you to the finish!" said Carl, who immediately bolted off.
"Sucks, Zebras. I know what could cheer you up." At that point, the song chime came back.
"We don't have time for a song!" cried Josee in frustration.
"Maybe this will get you motivated." As if on cue, an army of scarabs appeared, prompting some screams from the contestants and Carl's friend (name is Paul, by the way).
The background music started playing a slow reggae selection in the key of C major.
"No need to get crazy,
it's matin' time at last!" sang Alejandro.
"You don't wanna eat us up," sang Dave, Noah, Cody, and Ezekiel in the original canon pitch.
"We're mostly full of gas...oh no, not again!" sang Owen, who then stopped when the scarabs started to get on him.
"It's matin' tiiiime, for scarabs!" sang Sanders, Izzy, and Dara in the original pitch.
"So whatchu waitin' oooon?" sang Leshawna.
"Please don't eat the llama, please," sang Paul in the original pitch.
"And make out to the break of daaaawn," sang everyone. (Ennui: G2-A2-C3-A2-G2-A2-G2-C3, Ella: G4-A4-C5-C5-A4-C5-A4-C5-A4-G4, everyone one: original melody part)
"It's lovin' tiiiime," sang Ernesto and Veronica at the original pitch.
"Lovin' time, lovin' tiiiii-iiiime," harmonized Amy and Sammy. (Amy bottom, Sammy top)
"Scarab matin' season," sang Sky and Dave at the canon pitch.
"It's lovin' tiiiime," sang Sierra and Cody.
"Lovin' time, lovin' tiiiii-iiiime," harmonized the twins.
"Scarab matin' season," sang Lindsay and Tyler.
"It's lovin' tiiiime," sang Crimson and Ennui, the latter down an octave.
"Lovin' time, lovin' tiiiii-iiiime," harmonized the twins.
"Scarab matin' season," sang Heather and Alejandro.
"It's lovin' tiiiime," sang Taylor and Rock.
"Lovin' time, lovin' tiiiii-iiiime," harmonized the twins.
"Scarab matin' season!" sang everyone else. (Ennui: C3-A2-C3-A2-C3-C3, others guys, Crimson, and Gwen: C4-A3-C4-A3-C4-C4, other girls: C5-A4-C5-A4-C5-C5)
"Yo, where's the rap at?" asked Lance, interrupting the song. The scarabs, who had paired up and formed hearts with their ears, turned angry again, causing Lance to shriek and take off, and everyone else followed after him, screaming.
"OK. Those who are sure they can't run, jump on the llama," instructed Courtney.
"Oh, woe is me," lamented Paul. Owen, Harold, Leshawna, Dave, and Sanders hopped on Paul, causing him to moan.
As the blue team started running through the desert, Paul quickly got on his soapbox. "Stupid Carl. Always getting himself into trouble he doesn't know the magnitude of! This is worse than the time he needed to 'show me a video!'"
The llamas were in a room with a computer. Paul sat at the computer while Carl stood next to him.
"I tell you dude; this, is the best thing you'll ever see," said Carl.
Paul sighed. "You better be right!"
Carl leaned over to start the video. Soft piano music started playing in the background.
"Uh, WHAT?! Why are they...OH NOOOO! FUCK, I CAN'T WATCH THIS SHIT ANYMORE!" Paul covered his eyes with his hoof. [1]
Paul was still rambling on about how Carl "cheated" at musical chairs during a senior year party while the team was starting to look restless.
Leshawna groaned. "Are the Zebras supposed to be off worse than us?" she said to herself.
The team was running on foot. "Look! I see a blue line!" said Lindsay while pointing.
"That blue line would be the Nile River, my friend. I believe you have made it to your destination. Congratulations. Man, you guys are quick!" said Carl, who had been waiting for them.
"Quick! If we go, we can cancel an equalizer!" said Ernesto. The team got into their canoe.
"Ooh, can I come to?" asked Carl.
"You actually have to come in, so yes," said Alejandro.
"Ooh, a boat ride! Those are always fun." The gray llama hopped into the canoe.
The team was reaching the Nile River. "Finally, we made it!" said Sky. Paul watched the blue team file into their canoe. When he saw their team just stare at him instead of moving through the Nile River, he sighed and joined the team in the canoe.
"Row quickly! We can't even see the other team from here!" said Courtney.
The hosts stood at the other side of the Nile River. "As the teams cross the Nile River, here's a little something that'll keep 'em busy!" said Don.
Cut to a shot of both teams, with the Zebras still in front. The music chime rang, and there were widespread groans from the campers. The same reggae music from earlier started back up, only at a faster pace.
"Crocodile amigos, what'cha swarmin' for?" sang Alejandro.
"There aren't even crocodiles!" sang Chad at the same octave.
"We're just singing that 'cause we're bored!" sang Carl at the same octave.
"Man Carl's so annoying!" sang Paul at the same octave.
"Like you were any better!" sang Leshawna at the same octave.
"My lady, it could have been wor-orse! We could've been bound to fetters!" sang Harold at the same octave.
"It's rowin' tiiiime!" sang Topher.
"Vanquishin', vanquishiiiin!" sang the girls (Crimson down an octave).
"There's no crocodiles!" sang the guys (Ennui down an octave.
"It's rowin' tiiiime!" sang Lorenzo.
"Crocodiles, crocodiiiiles!" sang the girls.
"Are gone for a while!" sang the guys.
"It's rowin' tiiiime!" sang Chet.
"They are gone, they are goooone!" sang the girls.
"Are they ever comin' back?" sang the guys.
"It's rowin' tiiiime!" sang Spud.
"Rowin' time, rowin' tiiiime!" sang the girls.
"I think they got the sack!" sang the guys.
"I wonder who wiiiillllll…" sang Don (an octave lower than Sierra in the original).
"Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnn!" sang all three hosts. (Hawkeye: C4, Chef: E4, Don: G4)
The two teams were neck and neck as they pulled in to the shore. "And it looks like the winners are…" said Hawkeye.
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…"the Rambunctious Rhinoceri!" The blue team had indeed touched down less than a second before the yellow team did. The former team cheered while the latter team sulked.
"Zebras, you know what this means."
"This will be a painful decision. For once, nobody messed up," said Ernesto.
"It was difficult enough for me last time," said Scott.
"How?"
"Hello? Geoff and Bridgette?"
Geoff lowered his hat under his eyes and said, "Don't remind me, man."
"Which one of those two did you vote for?" asked the soccer player.
"Neither; I just voted for Beth out of random. No hard feelings, I guess."
"What? Me of all people?" asked Beth.
"Well...I don't know...I couldn't decide between...you know who."
Ernesto stood up. "We will decide for ourselves who leaves then."
The yellow team sat facing the hosts.
"So basically the same thing, only replace marshmallows with peanuts," said Chef. "And don't worry about the Drop of Shame; you'll jump out, and the Fireworks of Shame will immediately do its job." He took out a large platter of peanut bags. "Peanuts go to...Geoff, Ernesto, Chet, Spud, Alejandro, Sam, Jay, Josee, Dawn, Brick, Lindsay, Beardo, Chad, Taylor, Brody, Scott, Shawn, Tammy, Tyler, Rock, Leonard, Amy, Dwayne, Veronica, Kitty, Mary, Lorenzo, Heather, Sammy, and Ellody!" This left only one person without a peanut bag.
Beth.
"Wait, you mean—"
"I am afraid so." Chef held up a firecracker. Beth sadly walked over to where he was, let herself be strapped in, and jumped after the fuse was lit. Three seconds later, she shot back up.
The camera focused on the hosts. "How much different will the next song be? Will Lance stop being so obsessed with rap battles? Seriously! It puts the 'rap' in 'crap!' Find out next time, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all three hosts.
[1] 2 Girls 1 Cup, anyone?
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci (Z)
RETURNS: Duncan (R)
#89: Anne Maria (Z)
#88: Sadie (R)
#87: B (R)
#86: Justin (R)
#85: MacArthur (Z)
#84: Mickey (R)
#83: Jasmine (R)
#82: JD (Z)
#81: Rodney (Z)
#80: Scarlett (Z)
#79: Max (DECEASED) (R)
#78: Kelly (R)
#77: Blaineley (R)
#76: Lightning (DECEASED) (Z)
#75: Eva (R)
#74: Jen (Z)
#73: Dakota (Z)
#72: Emma (R)
#71: Jo (Z)
#70: Pete (R)
#69: Sugar (Z)
#68: Jacques (Z)
#67: Zoey (R)
#66: Stephanie (Z)
#65: Bridgette (Z)
#64: Beth (Z)
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Devin
Tom
Trent
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Izzy
Owen
Gerry
Leshawna
Sky
Mike
Katie
Noah
Junior
Dave
DJ
Abby
Carrie
Duncan
Miles
Courtney
Topher
Ella
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
Ryan
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Josee
Dawn
Brick
Lindsay
Beardo
Chad
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Shawn
Tammy
Tyler
Rock
Leonard
Amy
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Mary
Lorenzo
Heather
Sammy
Ellody
...aaaaaaaaaaand that's the chapter! In terms of development, not really anything came up, and there wasn't a justification for elimination (and therefore no reasons for voting), but hopefully this wasn't a terrible chapter for you guys.
Beth went because for…really the WHOLE TIME, she had nothing going for her. She had no relevance, and was just filler. However, there would always be other people with more justification, and even here, there still wasn't any justification. However, there wasn't any for anyone else either, so I ended up finally eliminating her. Again, I know I eliminated someone with no justification, but it's better than giving someone the idiot ball (aka "dumbing down") like Terry McGurrin infamously does.
Welp, we started the TDWT challenges, and with it comes the singing! I hope I did a good job envisioning for you guys what it sounds like. I also changed some lyrics due to a number of reasons, like TDWT canon characters being eliminated (like Bridgette). I also added some harmonies, especially in the first song, because the characters don't usually harmonize in canon, and I thought it would be better if there was.
Here is our next audition tape: Waldo, the Guy Who Goes Missing!
A red and white bedroom appeared with a white bed and a red and white striped blanket. A tall, brown-haired white boy with round glasses with dots as eyes (like Miles, Harold, etc.), a red and white striped bobble hat, a red and white striped shirt, blue jeans, and brown Sperrys appeared with a brown cane.
"Hi! I'm Waldo! I like to go places. I've been to a lot of places. I would love to be on your show, because there is so much to explore. It would be an honor if you picked me. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go someplace special. I'll be back quickly." Waldo leaves.
Three hours later, Waldo has not come back. The camera runs out of battery, ending the audition tape.
Well, that was Waldo, the Guy Who Goes Missing. As you can tell, that's Waldo from Where's Waldo. He does like exploring, but uh...what places does he go to? Only he seems to know nowadays…
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