"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Don.
The camera shows the rebuilt Jumbo Jet, followed by the cast running away from the scarab beetles.
"Our campers walked like Egyptians in Giza, Egypt!"
The camera shows Carl running off without the Zebras, followed by Paul's complaining making the Rhinoceri restless.
"And what better way than to use llamas as transportation?" said Hawkeye.
The camera shows the yellow team leaving before the blue team shows up, followed by the blue team pulling into the other side of the Nile River first.
"Despite the Zebras taking an early lead, the Rhinoceri came from behind to take their third straight victory!" said Chef.
The camera shows Beth walking up to Chef to accept her elimination.
"In the end, with no real choice for elimination, the team decided to eliminate Beth!" said Don.
The camera cut to the hosts. "Who will have to do a push-up next? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DRAMA!" yelled Chef.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all three hosts.
*cue intro*
The two teams had already spent their nights in their respective parts of the plane, and were gathered in the common area of the plane when the hosts made it back from their quarters.
"Well guys, it's clear who got sleep last night," said Don. The camera cut to exhausted/angry Zebras before cutting back to him. "Who can tell us where we're going?"
"Japan!" blurted out Sierra and Topher.
"Where in Japan?" asked Don.
"Tokyo!" called out Sierra.
"Oh no, that's not fair, Don! You didn't ask for the city last time!" complained Topher.
"Sucks. You know what else sucks? What you'll be doing the next minute or so." He promptly opened the door and laughed as the other two hosts started dragging the horrified contestants to the exit and pushing them out.
Eventually, the contestants were falling down the sky screaming when the all too familiar chime sounded.
"We're singing as we're falling!" sang Courtney.
"While some are cannon-balling!" sang Heather.
"Our lives begin to flash before our eyes!" sang Alejandro.
"We might just go ka-blooey!" sang Noah and Owen.
"Get smushed and become chewy!" sang Dave and Ezekiel.
"'Cept there's tons we wanna do before we dieeeee!" sang everyone. (Crimson and the guys except Junior on the bottom octave, the other girls and Junior on the top octave)
"Be treated with more respect by MacArthur!" said Sanders.
"Be a ninja with throwing stars!" said Harold.
"Cure diseases!" said Cameron.
"Atone for my behavior!" said Devin.
"Start my own fashion company!" said Tom.
"Just have a good season for once," said Trent.
"Have good parents, eh?" said Ezekiel.
"Go back to Transylvania," said Ennui.
"Yeah, what he said," said Crimson.
"Bring back Harambe!" said Izzy.
"Me to not be cheated on," Owen said while glaring at Izzy, prompting the latter to return the glare and growl at him.
"International tennis champion!" said Gerry.
"Billionairess! Although I guess a millionairess on this crummy show will do," said Leshawna.
"Olympic gold medalist!" said Sky.
"My MPD to be cured," said Mike.
"The best of luck to my BFFFL!" said Katie.
"Emma to not have any more relationship troubles down the road," said Noah.
"Me to be on the normal team for once," said Junior.
"Me to get my vision back!" said Dave.
"Veterinarian!" said DJ.
"No more fighting!" said Abby.
"Me to get away from Devin!" said Carrie.
"The inappropriate stuff to come back!" said Duncan.
"Not breaking my principles anymore!" said Miles.
"Me to make up for my past behavior!" said Courtney.
"Me to host my own reality show!" said Topher.
"Star in a musical!" said Ella.
"Not be treated like shit by the writers anymore," said Gwen.
"Me to upstage Topher!" said Sierra while glaring at Topher.
"Me to be able to stand up for myself," said Dara.
"I could go for some more raw meat right now," said Laurie.
"My Sierra to come out of this team's conflict OK!" said Cody, making Sierra blush and giggle.
"Keep my weight lifting world record!" said Ryan.
"But first we must cease dropping!" sang Brody.
"Our goal here would be stopping!" sang Geoff.
"Before we smash into the ground from the skyyyy!" sang Kitty.
"Flat into little pieces!" sang DJ.
"Heads merged with our feetses!" sang Chet.
"That's not even a real word!" said Chad.
"Yo, quit being such a turd!" said Chet.
"We'd like to keep on living!" sang Taylor.
"So guys, we hope you're giving," sang Alejandro.
"A jetpack!" said Geoff.
"A soft landing!" said Ernesto.
"Moon shoes!" said Chet.
"Potatoes!" said Spud.
"Rocket boots!" said Alejandro.
"A barrel!" said Sam.
"Some good luck," said Jay.
"A gold medal!" said Josee.
"A less harsh challenge!" said Dawn.
"A parachute!" said Brick.
"I was gonna say that!" whined Lindsay.
"A zipline!" Beardo managed to say.
"No more stupid answers from people!" said Chad.
"Yeah, that's not gonna happen," said Taylor.
"Well then I can make an arrangement," said Chad while holding up a fist.
"Can we just get this song on already?!" said Heather.
Chad reached his breaking point. "FUCK THE SONG!" he exclaimed.
A record scratched, ending the song. The campers resumed screaming.
The hosts stood by the rice bowl, with the contestants falling into it seconds later.
The contestants faced the hosts, who stood before the giant pinball machine.
"Welcome to Japan!" said Don. "Before we get started, we've got one thing to take care of." He pointed at Chad, who raised his eyebrows when pointed at. "You! You're eliminated."
"What for?"
"Your open refusal to sing during this challenge without ever getting a chance to sing on your own. You are officially out."
Chad snapped. Growling, and then screaming, he threw his glasses down and started jumping on them, then started ripping his shirt, creating a tear from the top down.
"Oh, dear," said Don with no real concern.
A now shirtless Chad slammed his shirt down, and was now slamming his fists repeatedly into the ground while screaming in a rage. He stood up and jumped two more times.
"Please dude. That, was embarrassing," said Don, his look of indifference never leaving. He turned and called for, "Chef?" The cook walked over and strapped Chad to the Fireworks of Shame, lit the fuse, and three seconds later, went flying.
Don refocused himself. "Welcome to today's challenge!" he said. "This first part works like in canon. One person on each team will be inside your team's respective pinball with a panda twin.
"Uh, Don? They're not baby pandas anymore," said Hawkeye.
Ting Ting and T'sing T'sing were now adult pandas munching on bamboo, each with a baby sleeping. Both panda babies woke up and sneezed, startling the adult pandas, and T'sing T'sing to fart, prompting Ting Ting to cover its nose the best it could.
"Oh. Well, we've got ourselves an alternative." Paul and Carl promptly came trotting back.
"Carl! Why did you bring me back here?!" whined Paul.
"My friend Paul, we were summoned, like the Avengers!" said Carl. "Oh yeah, one of our hosts is an Avenger; bonus!" Paul huffed.
Hawkeye pulled his phone out. "After using our handy dandy randomizer, Junior will be going for the Rhinoceri, while Brody will be going for the Zebras!"
"Sweet, bruh!" said Brody as he made it to a yellow ball with Carl inside. Junior gulped as he made his way inside a blue ball with Paul inside.
Once the two teens got inside their balls, Chef said, "You maggots ready?" When he got no answer (I mean, they're inside balls, OK?), Hawkeye shot an arrow and Chef yelled, "GO!"
Carl stood there. "Hop on, my friend. Enjoy the ride while it lasts." Brody got on Carl's back and started cheering and whooping as Carl casually played the game of pinball.
Paul ran onto the field, but seemed more focused on something other than hitting obstacles for points. "Stupid Carl. He knows I don't wanna be here in the first place!" he complained as Junior looked restless.
"No offense, but could you scale your complaining back a bit please?" asked the youngest contestant.
"Oh, now the universe wants to work against me and my hatred of Carl!" whined the brown llama. Junior facepalmed...then looked up with wide-eyes as he saw their ball was headed towards the exit. "Paul, look out!"
"Ahhhhhh!" yelped Paul as he ran to the right, bouncing off the bumper guarding the back just in time.
The duo were still having the time of their lives inside the yellow ball, as Carl surpassed 500 points.
Paul was repeatedly bouncing on Junior with every hit the blue ball took. By the time Junior was able to point at the exit again, it was too late, as the ball bounced over the two bumpers guarding the exit. The duo could only let out a cry of, "NOOOOOOOO!" as their ball descended into the black.
"Alright, that's it!" said Don. "We have a winner! The Zesty Zebras! By a score of 710 to 110!" The yellow team (including Brody and Carl from inside their ball) cheered while the blue team looked down and moped, then glared at Paul as he and Junior got out of their ball.
The teams were gathered in the cargo hold. "Welcome to part two of today's challenge," said Hawkeye. "You guys will try and make advertisements for Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails! Obviously, whichever team had a better advert will win." He turned to the yellow team. "Zebras, because you won the first part of the challenge, you get to pick your materials first!" He shot an arrow to start their turn. "GO!"
The yellow team made their way to the pile. Hawkeye came back with a bag of candy fish tails and handed it to Ernesto. "Here. Just to know what to expect." He then left. Ernesto shrugged, then popped one in his mouth. He started gagging, and he eventually swallowed.
"It's worse than I remember, I presume?" asked Alejandro.
"I must not tell a lie. It is terrible. But I cannot spit it out, as it is a sign of disrespect."
"I have an idea," said Josee.
"Uhh, nooo," said Taylor. "We actually like winning!"
"Fine, but if you don't like the idea of finding an easy way to a hospital by popping in a candy fish tail, that's your loss."
"That's good! We'll lose if we take that idea!" said Sam.
"Have any other ideas?" Sam sighed. "Fiiine." But then he perked up. "Ooh ooh, make it a hospital party!"
"Ooh, that sounds better!" said Geoff. "Let's do it, man!"
The blue team confronted the pile, which was about 75% the original size.
"I do not support the use of our marine life as food!" protested Miles.
"I agree," said DJ. "You know, why did I sign up for this show again?
"We have a challenge to win," said Courtney.
"I am not participating," said the bespectacled vegan, who crossed her arms.
"Same here. No animal curse for me this season," said DJ, who also crossed his arms.
"That 'animal curse' only happened when you thought about it!" said Leshawna.
"Guys, please?" Courtney attempted to restore order.
The two teams were gathered in the cargo hold. "Well maggots, let's see how y'all did. Let's start with the Zebras," said Chef.
*STATIC*
Brody, Rock, Spud, Chet, and Lorenzo were in comas when Geoff walks in. "What's up, guys? Throwing a party without me? What's up with that?" he asked.
"Oh, we're having a hospital party, bro!" said Brody.
"You have to be in a coma to be with us, though," said Lorenzo.
Geoff stood there. Suddenly, a lightbulb dinged over his head.
The camera cut to him eating a candied fish tail. The camera immediately cuts to him being in a coma in the same room as the others. "Ohh, dudes. That was gnarly, man," he said while clutching his stomach in pain. "But hey! At least I'm a part of the party now!" The six all hi-fived each other and exclaimed, "Yeah!"
*STATIC*
"Dudes, the point of the challenge is to get people to eat it, not to scare them off!" said Don.
"Oh," Spud said after his usual pause.
Don turned to the Rhinoceri. "Rhinoceri. Let's see what you've got."
The blue team looked down. Courtney gripped an elbow and said, "We uh, didn't make one."
"Why is that?" asked Don, leaning in and with his voice rising.
"Oh, a couple people refused to break their principles!" said Laurie with a smirk. Miles and DJ gasped, then glared at the impostor vegan.
"Well, that settles it! The Zesty Zebras win!" The yellow team cheered while the blue team sulked. "Rhinoceri, meet us at the cargo hold in ten."
"Mother Earth and Father Christ shall join forces to dispel you!" Miles says to Laurie.
"You cost us the challenge," Laurie said back.
"You lived a lie all this time, and now you shall suffer the consequences!"
"I second that," agreed DJ. A smile appeared on Miles' face.
"Maybe we could settle this at elimination?" Devin offered to be mediator.
"Oh, like you have a say in the matter!" said Carrie.
"Carrie, I—"
"Stuff it, Devin! Your change in behavior is fake!"
Some gasps came from their teammates. Junior buried his eyes under his hat and moaned.
CONFESSIONAL: Poor it. Always getting stuffed.
"I knew this would happen," said Junior.
The blue team sat at the cargo hold. "Well Rhinoceri, you had a good winning streak, but what goes up, must come down, and one of you will be doing the exact opposite within a minute," said Hawkeye. He started tossing out the peanut bags. "Sanders, Harold, Cameron, Tom, Trent, Ezekiel, Ennui, Crimson, Izzy, Owen, Gerry, Leshawna, Sky, Katie, Noah, Junior, Dave, DJ, Abby, Duncan, Courtney, Topher, Ella, Gwen, Sierra, Dara, Cody, and Ryan!" Those called caught their peanut bags. "Mike, you only received one vote, and that's you." The tall teen caught his peanut bag and sighed. "Devin, you had two votes. Yes, Carrie was one of them. No, Junior wasn't." The tall asian teen was thrown his peanut bag. "Miles, you got three votes, which is not enough to take you out." The bespectacled vegan caught her bag of peanuts.
Laurie and Carrie sat without peanut bags. "Ladies. This...is the final peanut bag. Congratulations…
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...Laurie." The impostor vegan caught her bag of peanuts. Carrie stood up and groaned in frustration. "Just get me out of this place," she said.
"Don't boss me around, bitch," said Chef as he walked over to strap her into the Fireworks of Shame. He lit the fuse and pushed the girl out. Three seconds later, she could be seen flying back up.
The camera cut to the hosts. "Will we have to use Paul and Carl again? Will DJ and Miles bond over their veganism? How will Devin be able to start over? Will anyone else get disqualified? Seriously, that tantrum was embarrassing! Find out all that and more next time, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all three hosts.
*SANDERS*
"It's tough. We have our major source of conflict already, and now Miles and Laurie and Devin and Carrie are showing signs of their own fights. I have to vote for Laurie on this one."
*HAROLD*
"Seems like Devin's turning a new leaf, huh? I'll give him what he wants and vote for Carrie tonight."
*CAMERON*
"Laurie lying about being a vegan? Wow! That sounds harsh! No wonder Miles and DJ seemed so upset."
*DEVIN*
He sighed. "Damn it, this is not going to be easy. Carrie I'm sorry, but you just dug your own grave, sweet pea."
*TOM*
"While I don't particularly think Carrie has a bad wardrobe, Laurie's is more exotic than hers, so I'm voting for Carrie."
*TRENT*
"Can't Carrie just accept the fact that Devin wants to move on?"
*EZEKIEL*
"Looks like Devin's not gonna be a problem like I originally thought, eh? My vote is for Carrie."
*ENNUI*
"Miles was pretty melodramatic about her principles. I'm voting for her."
*CRIMSON*
"Miles needs to take a chill pill."
*IZZY*
"Aw man! Our winning streak ended! Ah well! I'm gonna vote for Carrie. I'm curious about Devin. Ooh! Maybe I can add him to me and Topher's side! Heh hah!"
*OWEN*
"So uh, Devin's not a jackass anymore? OK then. I guess I'm voting for Carrie."
*GERRY*
"I'm voting for Carrie. One of the joys of having white hair, it can't go any whiter from those kids' issues!" He laughed.
*LESHAWNA*
"Can't Carrie just give Devin a chance?"
*SKY*
"At least Miles put honor before reason. Speaking of reason, I don't know what Carrie was thinking about with Devin. I'm voting for her."
*MIKE*
He sighed. "This vote is going to be useless, but in the event of a tie being broken by past votes, it couldn't hurt to vote for myself again."
*KATIE*
"That Carrie was so mean to Devin!"
*NOAH*
"Funny; I thought Devin was supposed to be the mean one, not Carrie. Guess things just love changing here."
*JUNIOR*
"Super," he said sarcastically. "I'm sorry Carrie."
*DAVE*
"Sure, I'll give Devin a chance. Carrie, this is it."
*DJ*
"I hope Laurie leaves."
*ABBY*
"I knew Devin would be a nice guy! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!" she squealed enthusiastically. She then recomposed herself. "Sorry Carrie."
*CARRIE*
"It's like no one knows what happened on the other team! Am I seriously going to be the only one voting for Devin?!"
*DUNCAN*
"Dude, I don't know man. Laurie lying about her principles sounded the most harsh to me."
*MILES*
"Mark my words, Laurie. You will get struck by karma in the near future!"
*COURTNEY*
"My team has enough struggles, and I'm not letting Devin and Carrie bring back their Zebra problems! What happened on the other team stays on the other team! And I vote for Carrie. It seems Devin wants to make up for what he's done, and I know that feeling."
*TOPHER*
"Devin vs. Carrie is so old now. Seems like Carrie just won't let go of Devin's past, so I'll vote for her."
*ELLA*
"Oh dear. I vote for Laurie. All races of animal species must be treated equally."
*GWEN*
"Seriously, Carrie. You have to let go at some point!"
*SIERRA*
"Is Devin really going to change? Or is it just a ploy?" She shrugged. "Meh, I'll vote for him anyway."
*DARA*
"Carrie sounds like she's gonna cause us problems down the road."
*LAURIE*
"Well, if I get eliminated, I'll be free from Miles. I'm still voting for her, though."
*CODY*
"Sounds like Carrie just earned herself a trip off this plane."
*RYAN*
"I thought Carrie was supposed to be pretty chill! This is definitely not how I remember her."
VOTE COUNT:
Carrie: 21 (everyone else)
Laurie: 6 (Sanders, Cameron, DJ, Duncan, Miles, and Ellody)
Miles: 3 (Ennui, Crimson, and Laurie)
Devin: 2 (Carrie and Sierra)
Mike: 1 (himself)
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci (Z)
RETURNS: Duncan (R)
#89: Anne Maria (Z)
#88: Sadie (R)
#87: B (R)
#86: Justin (R)
#85: MacArthur (Z)
#84: Mickey (R)
#83: Jasmine (R)
#82: JD (Z)
#81: Rodney (Z)
#80: Scarlett (Z)
#79: Max (DECEASED) (R)
#78: Kelly (R)
#77: Blaineley (R)
#76: Lightning (DECEASED) (Z)
#75: Eva (R)
#74: Jen (Z)
#73: Dakota (Z)
#72: Emma (R)
#71: Jo (Z)
#70: Pete (R)
#69: Sugar (Z)
#68: Jacques (Z)
#67: Zoey (R)
#66: Stephanie (Z)
#65: Bridgette (Z)
#64: Beth (Z)
#63: Chad (DISQUALIFIED) (Z)
#62: Carrie (R)
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Devin
Tom
Trent
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Izzy
Owen
Gerry
Leshawna
Sky
Mike
Katie
Noah
Junior
Dave
DJ
Abby
Duncan
Miles
Courtney
Topher
Ella
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
Ryan
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Josee
Dawn
Brick
Lindsay
Beardo
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Shawn
Tammy
Tyler
Rock
Leonard
Amy
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Mary
Lorenzo
Heather
Sammy
Ellody
...aaaaaaaaaaaaand that's the chapter! Took longer to update, but it's still nowhere near as bad as that three-month break last year.
Another double elimination is in order! Chad went because he, like Scarlett before him, engaged in the type of villainous strategy that was ill-suited for this season, and he paid the price by letting his strict anti-idiocy policy kick back in, which led to him snapping. No one ever got disqualified for refusing to sing in canon (Duncan doesn't count since he quit on his own volition), and since there's a difference between refusing to sing and not getting a chance to sing (like Noah in Sea Shanty for instance), I decided to make it so the contestant has to refuse to sing and not get to sing on their own (meaning when everyone sings in unison, it wouldn't count).
Carrie joins my second eliminated OC this episode as she will not prove useful for Devin's new plot. Devin regrets his old behavior, but Carrie has turned her back on him for good, which ultimately gives her no role to play.
Well, Laurie is digging herself a deeper hole so far after her lie came out, and now possible interactions between DJ and Miles could happen.
Now it's time for my next audition tape, and it's from Ethan, the Hitler worshipper! Oh boy…
A greenish-tan room appeared with a white bed with a Nazi Germany blanket. A chubby (but not fat) white boy with orange hair (like Izzy) appeared dressed in a Nazi Germany uniform.
"Hallo, my name is Ethan. I'm gonna wipe out my competition like my idol did back in the 1930's, and it will be all their fault if they fall victim to my plans!" He then laughed maniacally. "Shower time!" He then left his room. We hear another door open and close, and then the sound of running something that didn't sound like water. "DAHH! Forgot to turn off the gas setting!" Ethan could be heard saying.
Hmmm. Well I definitely mean no harm to anyone affected by that aspect of WWII, but either way, this does not sound like a good guy on our hands. How far he makes it is a mystery, of course.
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