"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Don.
The camera shows the contestants screaming while falling, followed by them landing in the rice bowl below.
"Our campers said konnichiwa to Tokyo, Japan!"
The camera shows Chad refusing to sing, followed by him throwing a tantrum after his disqualification.
"However, it was an early sayonara for Chad, whose refusal to sing got him disqualified from the competition!" said Hawkeye.
The camera shows Brody and Carl racking up a lot of points for the Zebras, followed by Junior and Paul quickly getting out.
"A good performance by the Zebras in the first part of the challenge gave them an advantage in the second part!" said Chef.
The camera shows Miles and DJ refusing to let the Rhinoceri participate in the second part of the challenge.
"And thanks to Miles and DJ refusing to break their principles, the Rhinoceri broke their winning streak!" said Don.
The camera shows Carrie call out Devin after the latter tries to stop Laurie and Miles from potentially fighting.
"However, it was Carrie shunning Devin that led to her getting eliminated in our third double elimination of the season!" said Hawkeye.
The camera cut to the hosts. "Who will rise up next? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Chef.
"DRAMA!" yelled Don.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all three hosts.
*cue intro*
The cast was gathered in the common area. Devin sat at the end of his team's table, unhappy. He sighed.
"Who can tell us where we're going today?" asked Don.
"Yukon!" blurted out Sierra and Topher.
"Correct!"
"Have our jackets we ordered years ago come yet?" asked Heather.
"I don't know. I suppose we'll have to find out when we get there."
The campers were shivering as they faced the hosts, who wore jackets. "Interns! Fetch the jackets!" called Don.
Jordan and Morgan wheeled down the rack of jackets, with the contestants happily putting them on. Don continued explaining the rules as they did so. "You guys have to make it across the river, which, thanks to global warming—" A fart sound interrupted him. "And Owen, has made the ice even thinner than last time. Then one of you will pull the sleigh and pull the rest of your team before crossing the finish line! And there will be no equalizer in between! Sound clear?" After seeing nods, he said, "As always, we selected the sleigh pullers at random, so without further ado…" He pulled out his phone and said, "Pulling for the Rhinoceri...Izzy!"
"Ha haah! Boom!" she said to Sierra and Owen, pissing them off again.
"And pulling for the Zebras…Tammy!"
"Huzzaaaah!" celebrated Leonard. Unfortunately, he was the only one.
"We, are gonna lose," moaned Taylor.
"Hold on, we have three more people than the other team," said Gwen.
"Good observation, Gwen! Here's a cookie!" Don threw her a cookie. She didn't want it, but knowing not to draw Don's attention by making her rejection known, she silently handed it to Owen, who eagerly took it and ate it.
"Anyways, Rhinoceri. Since there are three more of you than Zebras, three of you will not participate, and you will report back to the Jumbo Jet. Unless you pull a Stephanie and shoot yourself in the foot during deliberation, if your team loses, you're safe." He then scanned the team. "Noah…" He pointed at the bookworm. "Dave…" He pointed at the blind boy. "...and Abby." He pointed at the kindhearted girl. "You three will be exempt from this challenge." The three teens made their way back to the Jumbo Jet. Don turned back to the contestants. "Alright. You guys ready?" The contestants entered a ready position. "On your mark, get set, GO!" Hawkeye shot an arrow to start the challenge.
The cast (minus their pullers) took off running through the icebergs, which were smaller than they were last time. Owen quickly tripped over the first iceberg and ended up in the icy drink. Sierra saw this and proceeded to pick him up and throw him about fifteen feet ahead of the others, giving him a boost up. Owen smiled and shot his alliance-mate a thumbs up, which was returned.
Leonard just stood at the start. "Freezius Oceanus!" he called. No points for guessing how that worked. "Dude, come on man!" said Shawn as he made his way through the icebergs. With a sigh, the LARPer started his trek.
After about a minute and a half, Owen made it to the sleighs first, heaving heavily before falling on top of the sleigh. Izzy rolled her eyes and said, "Great."
Soon, members of both teams began filing in. Only Spud of the Zebras hadn't made it back yet. Rock saw the Rhinoceri leave with Owen at the base of the sleigh and everyone else on top of them, and he got an idea.
"Everyone, clear the sleigh! Spud's gonna take the sleigh, and we will all hop on top of him!" he instructed. Everyone did as told. Soon enough, the fat rocker charged in and laid down on the sleigh, and everyone else got on top of him. "Go! Get moving! We're behind already!" ordered the skinny rocker. Tammy took off running.
CONFESSIONAL: I've got something rock solid…
"Man, that felt good!" said Rock. "If that's what it's like to lead, I'd do it every day! But of course, Ernesto can still be our dominant leader."
The two teams were closing in on the finish line, about 100 feet. The Rhinoceri were still in the lead, but the Zebras were only a couple feet away from them. Izzy was still in shape, but Tammy was clearly tiring out.
"We're almost there, my lady! Just imagine there's black magic behind us!" said Leonard.
Tammy started screaming, and before the Rhinoceri knew it, Tammy cut in front of the finish line with Izzy still just under a meter away.
"And the Zesty Zebras win in a comeback victory not unlike Superbowl 51!" said Hawkeye. [1] The yellow team cheered, with Leonard being lifted off the ground in praise. "Thank you, thank you," he said.
The blue team looked dejected as Hawkeye said, "Rhinoceri, you were so close. Take time to strategize, and I'll see you back in the cargo hold."
The team sat in the common area. "We got beat by the LARPers of all people!" said Junior.
"I know, I was in pretty good shape, too!" said Izzy. She pointed her ass at the team. "They don't call this the gluteus maximus for nothing!"
"If no one screwed up in terms of today's challenge, how about we eliminate one of the fighters on our team? I don't care which side they're on," suggested Trent. The smile on Izzy's face vanished.
"I say Topher, and yes, I have really good reasons," said Sierra. "At least Izzy was our puller and tried in the challenge."
"But it was all randomized. It wouldn't really be fair to eliminate someone for something beyond their control," said Noah.
Sierra sighed in defeat. "Fine. I'll vote for Izzy then."
"What?!" Izzy was wide-eyed.
"Sorry. It's for the good of the team."
"But the team swap is next episode! You can't wait until then?!"
"Nope."
"Alright team, let's go," ordered Courtney.
The Rhinoceri sat facing the hosts. "You know the drill, Rhinos," said Chef. "Peanut bags go to...Sanders, Harold, Cameron, Devin, Tom, Trent, Ezekiel, Ennui, Crimson, Gerry, Leshawna, Sky, Katie, Noah, Junior, Dave, DJ, Abby, Duncan, Miles, Courtney, Ella, Gwen, Dara, Cody, and Ryan!" Those called were all tossed their peanut bags. "Mike, you voted for yourself." The MPD boy caught his bag of peanuts. "Laurie, Owen, and Sierra, you only got two votes apiece." The three teens caught their peanut bags. Izzy and Topher instantly looked worried. "Redhead. Pretty boy. One of you is going home tonight. The final bag of peanuts go to…
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...Topher." The boy moaned and put his head down as he caught the last bag of peanuts without looking. "I'm never going to win."
Izzy stood up in a rage. "This game just got a whole lot less fun! You hear me?!"
"Yeah yeah. This is why you've never lasted long enough before; people like you are never meant for strategy," Chef said as he strapped the redhead into the Fireworks of Shame, lit the fuse, and pushed her out of the window, where she could be seen flying back up after three seconds.
The three hosts walked up. "Have Topher's days been numbered? Has Sierra's faction become invincible? What will our team swap next episode have to say to these questions? Find out next time, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all three hosts.
*SANDERS*
"Sorry Izzy, but it's time for you to go."
*HAROLD*
"Leshawna likes weird. But Izzy is a different kind of weird."
*CAMERON*
"It's about time we eliminate someone with a more major role these past chapters." (he votes Izzy)
*TOM*
"Still on Topher's side of the fight, so I'm voting for Owen. Besides, I give serious props to Izzy for making her own clothes."
*DEVIN*
"Izzy gets my vote."
*TRENT*
"Noah brings up a good point. I'll vote for Izzy on this one, but I'm still staying neutral to this fight."
*EZEKIEL*
"Eeyes! My side has the majority! Take that, Izzy!"
*ENNUI*
"I'll just vote for Izzy."
*CRIMSON*
"Same as the last guy."
*IZZY*
"Elizabeth E-Scope Explosivo Esquire isn't going down today! Big O's big butt can kiss this show goodbye!"
*OWEN*
"Ahhh, poetic justice." (he votes Izzy)
*GERRY*
"I'll follow these kids and vote for the carrot head."
*LESHAWNA*
"Topher seems to be too smug for his own good, so I'm voting for him."
*SKY*
"I guess Izzy."
*MIKE*
"Still voting for myself."
*KATIE*
"It looks like Izzy's side is losing, so I'll vote for Izzy."
*NOAH*
"Seems people are actually listening to me for once." (he votes Izzy)
*JUNIOR*
"Guess Izzy's out of here."
*DAVE*
"Score one for Team Sierra!" (he votes Izzy)
*DJ*
"I'm still not picking a side to this fight, so I'll vote for Laurie for personal reasons.
*ABBY*
She sighs. "I really don't know. I voted for Sierra last time, but Izzy might be going home. I guess I'll vote for Sierra again, but I don't think my vote matters."
*DUNCAN*
"I'm gonna vote for Topher again. Karma's a real—"
*MILES*
"I will not involve myself in this team's conflict, and I will vote for Laurie again."
*COURTNEY*
"I still think Izzy will be more useful than Topher down the road, so I will vote for Topher."
*TOPHER*
"Seems like most of those middle ground people are taking Sierra's side." He sighs in defeat. (he votes Sierra)
*ELLA*
"Oh, this is too difficult for me! I guess Izzy."
*GWEN*
"I know I voted for Izzy last time, but at least she's more useful than Topher is, and is also more passionate about the game than he is." (she votes Topher)
*SIERRA*
"I can't wait to see the look on his face when she goes home." (she votes Izzy)
*DARA*
"I guess Topher again." She gulps nervously.
*LAURIE*
"I'm voting for Izzy."
*CODY*
"So long, Izzy! We won't miss you! Now all that's left is Topher and we're all set!"
*RYAN*
"I'll vote for Izzy simply due to her having the majority, not because of the drama going on, which I still do not wish to be a part of."
VOTE COUNT:
Izzy: 20 (everyone else)
Topher: 5 (Leshawna, Duncan, Courtney, Gwen, and Dara)
Sierra: 2 (Abby and Topher)
Owen: 2 (Tom and Izzy)
Laurie: 2 (DJ and Miles)
Mike: 1 (himself)
[1] Too bad my home team was the losing team. :( Fuck the Deflated Idiots.
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci (Z)
RETURNS: Duncan (R)
#89: Anne Maria (Z)
#88: Sadie (R)
#87: B (R)
#86: Justin (R)
#85: MacArthur (Z)
#84: Mickey (R)
#83: Jasmine (R)
#82: JD (Z)
#81: Rodney (Z)
#80: Scarlett (Z)
#79: Max (DECEASED) (R)
#78: Kelly (R)
#77: Blaineley (R)
#76: Lightning (DECEASED) (Z)
#75: Eva (R)
#74: Jen (Z)
#73: Dakota (Z)
#72: Emma (R)
#71: Jo (Z)
#70: Pete (R)
#69: Sugar (Z)
#68: Jacques (Z)
#67: Zoey (R)
#66: Stephanie (Z)
#65: Bridgette (Z)
#64: Beth (Z)
#63: Chad (DISQUALIFIED) (Z)
#62: Carrie (R)
#61: Izzy (R)
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Devin
Tom
Trent
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Owen
Gerry
Leshawna
Sky
Mike
Katie
Noah
Junior
Dave
DJ
Abby
Duncan
Miles
Courtney
Topher
Ella
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
Ryan
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Josee
Dawn
Brick
Lindsay
Beardo
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Shawn
Tammy
Tyler
Rock
Leonard
Amy
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Mary
Lorenzo
Heather
Sammy
Ellody
...aaaaaaaand that's the chapter! Not the longest chapter, but a contestant with a more major role got eliminated two chapters in a row! Now exactly one-third of our cast has been wiped out!
Izzy left because we've already established the Rhinoceri's conflict, and now that wave four is upon us, it's time to get it moving. Izzy's elimination was required in order for it to do so.
Topher better hope the team swap next episode helps him, or it's gonna take a miracle to keep him alive at this point.
Speaking of which, this is the first time we're ending a wave with uneven teams. The Zebras will only switch two people instead of three, while the Rhinoceri will still switch three people.
Now it's time for our next OC's audition tape, Brian, the Stoner!
A dark green bedroom with a white bed with platinum metal appeared with a slightly short white boy with somewhat pale skin, four freckles on each side of his face, pitch black hair, glasses the same color, bluish-gray eyes, dark green Under Armour shirt, black Under Armour shorts, and white Adidas shoes with black stripes standing in front of it.
"Shit man, my camera's turning into a robot! What do you want from me?!" After a second or two of silence, he started up again. "My name is Brian. I want the money to grow my own mushroom farm." He then lost his composure again. "Everywhere around me is green! I'm being covered in toxic sludge! I shouldn't be alive!"
Well, that's Brian. Total Drama (as far as I know) doesn't grow LSD products, so unless Brian can smuggle enough from home, he'll be competing while under withdrawal effects. Will he be able to stay on top of it should that be the case? We'll have to find out.
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