"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Don.
The camera shows Leonard attempting (unsuccessfully) to cast a spell, followed by Shawn telling him to get a move on.
"Our campers followed their compasses up north to the Yukon!"
The camera shows the Rhinoceri leaving before the Zebras, followed by Leonard telling Tammy to pretend she's running from black magic, and finally her screaming and overtaking the Rhinoceri to win the challenge.
"Despite starting off behind, Leonard of all people managed to show his smarts by motivating Tammy to win, and it worked!" said Hawkeye.
The camera shows Izzy reacting to her elimination.
"And with none of the Rhinoceri making any mistakes during the challenge, they decided to turn their attention to their conflict, and Izzy was voted off!" said Chef.
The camera cut to the hosts.
"Who will wanna get away and wanna fly away next? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don. [1]
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all three hosts.
*cue intro*
The Rhinoceri sat in economy class. Sierra, Owen, and Ezekiel giggled at Topher, who looked down in defeat.
CONFESSIONAL: Better hope Topher doesn't get turned into toe fur!
"Dear god, please let this team swap help me!" pleaded Topher.
The two teams were now in the common area. "Well campers, another ten eliminations have passed, so you know what that means!" Everyone looked at Don anxiously, wondering if was their turn to switch. He turned to the Zebras. "Zebras, since there are only 29 of you and 31 Rhinoceri, only two of you switch, while three Rhinoceri will switch." Thank god, thought Topher.
"Duncan, join the Zesty Zebras please." The punk switched teams, with Gwen and Courtney sharing smiles behind his back.
"Tyler, join the Rambunction Rhinoceri please." Topher looked down again. Fuck! he thought. The red clad jock took his place on the blue team, glaring at Topher as he did so.
"Ella, join the Zesty Zebras." The girl made her way to the yellow team.
"Shawn, you're on the Rambunctious Rhinoceri now." The zombie hunter made his way to the blue team.
"And finally...Ryan! You're on the Zebras now!" The bulky dater made his way to the yellow team.
"Alright, who can tell us where we're going today?"
Topher didn't have the heart to answer. "New York City, BITCH!" She said the last word in Topher's face, but his expression didn't change.
"Correct!"
The Jumbo Jet touched down in the Big Apple. "Welcome to today's challenge!" said Hawkeye. "First, you guys will try and get your carriage first from up there." He pointed at the Statue of Liberty's crown. "Then, you must drive a boat to the dock, put one member of your team in your carriage, arrive at Turtle Pond to bob an apple without using your hands, and then cross the finish line with your teammate and apple inside the carriage. Got it?" Everyone nodded their approval. The Jeremy Renner superhero shot an arrow to the sky and yelled, "GO!"
Courtney and Ernesto gathered their teams into huddles.
"We are going to have the stronger people go up first, so we can have enough muscles pulling up the heavier people," said Courtney.
"Fine by me. Just make sure we don't get Owen stuck this time," said Noah.
"Got it."
Meanwhile, with the Zebras…
"I say we do the exact opposite of what they're doing, and have the heaviest people go up first, then work their way down," said Ernesto.
"Alright, sure," Alejandro said his approval.
Sierra, DJ, Courtney, Sky, Ezekiel (who carried Dave), Katie, Topher, Laurie, Shawn, Tyler, Tom, Ennui, Crimson, Trent, Devin, Mike, Gwen, Dara, Abby, Miles, Leshawna, Sanders, Gerry, Junior, Cody, Noah, Harold, Cameron, and finally Owen was the final line-up for the Rhinoceri.
Spud, Tammy, Sam, Jay, Leonard, Chet, Dawn, Beardo, Lorenzo, Dwayne, Mary, Ellody, Ella, Lindsay, Taylor, Sammy, Amy, Kitty, Veronica, Heather, Josee, Duncan, Scott, Rock, Brody, Geoff, Brick, Ernesto, Alejandro, and Ryan was the final line-up for the Zebras.
The two teams ended up neck and neck after climbing up the Statue of Liberty (surprisingly enough, Owen didn't get stuck). While the Rhinoceri started off ahead of the Zebras, the Zebras eventually caught up to them due to their strategies.
"I'll get the carriage for the Zebras!" volunteered Sam. He made his way to the spoke on Lady Liberty's crown with the yellow carriage...only to lose his balance and fall over with a scream after grabbing it.
Fortunately, he managed to land inside the carriage, escaping death and even injury. Unfortunately…
"Wow Zebras. That's a giant hole you dug for yourself," said Don.
"Wait, what?!" Taylor said her catchphrase.
"You have to bring him all the way back up." He pulled out a handgun. "Unless of course, you want him dead."
"Let's kill him, then!" said Josee.
"Noooo way. There's no I in team!" said Geoff. "We're not killing one person over being behind in a challenge." Josee pointed her head towards the Rhinoceri, where Sky had just gotten back from retrieving her team's carriage. "Well, what are we waiting for? Pull him back up!"
The scene cut to the rest of the team pulling Sam up, followed by all of the Rhinoceri sliding down the pole into their boat, which they start up.
The Rhinoceri enters the sewer system by the time the Zebras pull Sam up, and they send Josee this time to get the carriage, and this time, she has no trouble getting it. The yellow team then slides down the poll into their boat, which they start up.
At this point, the Rhinoceri had made it to the dock. "We have to take the longer path?!" cried out Shawn.
"I'll go inside the carriage," said Katie.
"Sure, go ahead," said Courtney.
The tan BFFFL got inside her team's carriage, and the team started their journey through New York City when the chime went off again.
"What's not to love about New York City?" sang Katie at Courtney's original octave.
"The taxis honk out a New York ditty!" sang Courtney.
"The crime is high," sang DJ an octave lower.
"The pigeons fly," sang Miles at the original octave.
"What's not to love about New York?" sang Laurie at the original octave.
"The lights are brighter," sang Dave at Owen's original octave.
"The fun is funner," sang Tyler at the original octave.
"The bagels are bagel-er," sang Owen.
"And the bums are bummer," sang Ennui an octave lower.
"The dirt and grime make every alley shine," sang Junior an octave higher.
"What's not to love about New York?" sang Noah at the original octave.
"The stores and the fashion!" sang Tom down an octave.
"Big shows where stars cash in!" sang Devin down an octave.
"It's crazy, 'cause the city never sleeps!" sang Crimson down an octave.
"No time for a dance break this time; we've got a lead to keep!" said DJ.
"True that!" agreed Leshawna.
"Subways, trains, and the hustle bustle!" sang the females at the original octave (except Crimson).
"Cappuccinos while the mobsters tussle!" sang the males down an octave (except Ennui and Junior).
"And pretzel stands for all our pretzel fans!" sang Owen.
"What's not to looove?" sang Topher at the original pitch.
"What's not to looove?" sang Dara at the original pitch.
"What's not to looo-ove about New Yooork?" harmonized the two (Topher on the lower harmony, Dara on the higher harmony).
"Look! We made it to Turtle Pond!" exclaimed Shawn.
The Zesty Zebras had just pulled up to the dock. "Ooh, let me do it again, please!" asked Lindsay.
"Yeah, sure, now let's go!" said Josee. The blonde got inside her carriage, and the yellow team took off.
"At least we don't have to sing a song now," said Taylor.
"And we have the shorter path!" exclaimed Rock.
Inside the carriage, Lindsay found a Millie idol. She looked at it, then hid it.
The Zesty Zebras were still racing through the streets of NYC when the Rambunctious Rhinoceri had finished that part. Leshawna stepped up and wrapped her feet around her team's apple. "They only said we couldn't use our hands." She placed the apple in the carriage and they took back off for the last leg of the challenge.
Now the Zesty Zebras had made it to the Turtle Pond. They were still behind, but not as much as before. Chet jumped up and bit one corner of the apple, which rolled down on him. Lorenzo pointed the carriage down so the apple could roll into the carriage.
"Great work guys! Now let's go!" said Josee. She pushed the carriage at full sprint, with her teammates following behind.
The Rambunctious Rhinoceri crossed the finish line. "And the Rambunctious Rhinoceri wins…" The blue team started cheering. "...a ten minute penalty!" The blue team stopped cheering. "Even though I only said you couldn't use your hands, it's still common knowledge you'd use your mouth in apple bobbing." The red clock from the Ridonculous Race appeared with ten minutes. A couple glares were shot Leshawna's way. "Better hope your lead over the Zebras is big enough."
"I saw that white gamer boy fall over earlier. I never even saw his team after that. I think we'll be OK," said Leshawna. Suddenly, some shouts and war cries could be heard in the distance. As if it were on cue, the Zesty Zebras dashed through the finish line.
"And the Zesty Zebras win in an even bigger comeback than Superbowl 51!" said Don. The yellow team cheered and jumped for joy. The blue team looked defeated.
"Rhinoceri, you lost. Take time to discuss elimination, and I'll see you later."
"Wait, Derek?"
"The name's Don."
"Oh, right. I found this thingy inside my carriage." Lindsay presented the Millie idol. No! thought Topher.
"Looks like your back on the Rhinoceri! Who would you like to swap teams with?"
"I'm gonna swap teams with Katie."
"Hey, you actually got someone's name right!" said the Ridonculous Race host. The tan BFFFL made her way to the yellow team.
"Alright Rhinoceri, you know what to do."
CONFESSIONAL: Take over the world? [2]
"Well, it's been a good 33 episodes." sighed Topher.
The team sat in the common area. "I kind of don't wanna vote Jane Fonda off," said Lindsay.
"Other people have gotten away with loophole abuse in the past, why shouldn't I?" agreed the girl in question.
"I say we accomplish step two and take him out, eh?" Ezekiel pointed at Topher, who just sat there without even trying to defend himself. "Yeah, see? He's not even trying to defend himself, eh?"
"What if it's a trick?" asked Harold.
Topher, not wanting any more of his teammates' bullshit, got up and left.
Topher just sat in the cargo hold with his arms crossed, his look of indifference still on his face. Just then, Dara, Abby, and Tom came in. "Hi Topher," said Dara.
Topher briefly looked at them, but went back to looking forward. "What do you guys want?"
"So uh, we were uh, thinking of uh…"
"Not saying 'uh' so much?"
"Well that too, yeah. But umm, we were thinking of giving you another chance to stay in the game."
"What chance? It's over. Sierra and her boy toys practically run our team."
"Which is why we're interested in teaming up with you, my friend!" said Tom. Topher looked at the three with his eyebrows raised but his eyes didn't change shape.
"We can pull off a power shift! There's enough neutral people that'll just vote for whoever screws up in challenges, in this case Leshawna, so we just wanted to give you some extra votes just in case," said Abby.
"Yeah yeah, sure."
Now the entire team was gathered in the cargo hold. "Maggots, you know what has to happen. Peanut bags go to...Sanders, Harold, Cameron, Devin, Tom, Trent, Ezekiel, Ennui, Crimson, Owen, Gerry, Sky, Lindsay, Noah, Junior, Dave, DJ, Abby, Tyler, Miles, Courtney, Shawn, Gwen, Sierra, Dara, Laurie, and Cody!" Those people all caught their peanut bags. "Mike, you voted for yourself again." The MPD boy sighed as he caught his bag. "Leshawna. Topher. One of you is about to get on outta here. The last barf bag goes to…
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...Topher." Many gasps sounded as Topher caught his bag of peanuts. Leshawna stood up in shock. "You guys really voted for me over him?!" she cried out.
"Ehh, sorry. We didn't want to do anything particularly risky," said Junior.
"That many of you thought that?"
"Uhhh, I didn't expect there to be that many," said Cameron. The ones who voted for Topher (except Leshawna herself and Gwen) were wide-eyed.
Chef walked up to Leshawna, strapped her into the Fireworks of Shame, and pushed her out of the plane. Three seconds later, she was seen flying back up.
The hosts walked up. "Have Sierra and her friends lost control of their team? Will anything interesting happen to the Zebras? It seems we can only have one interesting team at a time nowadays. Tune in next time, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all three hosts.
*SANDERS*
"I'm saying Leshawna because I refuse to take a side in our team's fight."
*HAROLD*
"Leshawna's not going home. Can't say the same thing about Topher, though!"
*CAMERON*
"We were doing so well today! I'm voting for Leshawna just to be safe."
*DEVIN*
"I vote for Leshawna. She caused us to lose."
*TOM*
"I also chose to align with Topher due to his amazing fashion sense. But you already knew that. Anyways, I'm voting for Leshawna."
*TRENT*
He sighs. "Sorry Leshawna."
*EZEKIEL*
"Aw yeah buddy! Topher's outta here, eh!"
*ENNUI*
"Fights are conversations with filled with emotions...I'll stick to voting based on our performance today, so I vote for Leshawna."
*CRIMSON*
"I'm voting for Leshawna, as it's the least complicated choice."
*OWEN*
"Buh bye, Topher!"
*GERRY*
"Black girl cost us the challenge today! What? She calls people white boys and white girls; what's wrong with me calling people black boys and black girls?"
*LESHAWNA*
"Let's hope this team is smart enough to take Topher out. I mean, no one likes infighting, right?"
*SKY*
"I'm eliminating Topher."
*MIKE*
"Voting for myself again."
*LINDSAY*
"I'm voting for Topher for what he did to my Tyler that other day!"
*NOAH*
"Hopefully Topher leaves. Hopefully."
*JUNIOR*
"I don't think I'm ready quite yet to make a big move that could make or break me, so I'll stick to Leshawna."
*DAVE*
"Hasta la vista, Topher!"
*DJ*
"Sorry Leshawna."
*ABBY*
"I'm nice and smart! Sorry Leshawna. And I'm sorry Sierra and her friends for doing this."
*TYLER*
"So long, Topher!"
*MILES*
"I'm still not in the mood yet to make a risky move that could possibly ruin my game, so I'll vote for Leshawna."
*COURTNEY*
"I voted for Topher last time, but that was for challenge performance. I'm staying out of this team's conflict and voting for Leshawna."
*TOPHER*
"This better work." (he votes Leshawna)
*SHAWN*
"I don't really know much about this team yet, so I'll just vote for Leshawna since she cost us the challenge today."
*GWEN*
"I'm not really with a side, but I'll vote against Topher again."
*SIERRA*
"This is gonna be one of the best days of my LIFE! Eeeehhh! Well, one of the best days." (she votes Topher)
*DARA*
"Now that we've taken care of business, I can keep those two times I voted against Topher a secret." (she votes Leshawna)
*LAURIE*
"I'm voting for Leshawna because she cost us the challenge and I don't want to risk making a big move yet."
*CODY*
"So long Topher. We won't ever miss you."
VOTE COUNT:
Leshawna: 17 (everyone else)
Topher: 12 (Harold, Ezekiel, Owen, Leshawna, Sky, Lindsay, Noah, Dave, Tyler, Gwen, Sierra, and Cody)
Mike: 1 (himself)
[1] Lenny Kravitz, anyone? Fun fact: this song was released only four days after I was born.
[2] Pinky and the Brain, anyone? Fun fact: my last two science teachers (no relation, I swear this is purely coincidence) would say that whenever someone would ask what we're doing in class that day.
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci (Z)
RETURNS: Duncan (R)
#89: Anne Maria (Z)
#88: Sadie (R)
#87: B (R)
#86: Justin (R)
#85: MacArthur (Z)
#84: Mickey (R)
#83: Jasmine (R)
#82: JD (Z)
#81: Rodney (Z)
#80: Scarlett (Z)
#79: Max (DECEASED) (R)
#78: Kelly (R)
#77: Blaineley (R)
#76: Lightning (DECEASED) (Z)
#75: Eva (R)
#74: Jen (Z)
#73: Dakota (Z)
#72: Emma (R)
#71: Jo (Z)
#70: Pete (R)
#69: Sugar (Z)
#68: Jacques (Z)
#67: Zoey (R)
#66: Stephanie (Z)
#65: Bridgette (Z)
#64: Beth (Z)
#63: Chad (DISQUALIFIED) (Z)
#62: Carrie (R)
#61: Izzy (R)
#60: Leshawna (R)
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Devin
Tom
Trent
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Owen
Gerry
Sky
Mike
Lindsay
Noah
Junior
Dave
DJ
Abby
Tyler
Miles
Courtney
Topher
Shawn
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Josee
Dawn
Brick
Katie
Beardo
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Duncan
Tammy
Ella
Rock
Leonard
Amy
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Mary
Lorenzo
Heather
Sammy
Ellody
Ryan
..aaaaaaaaaand that's the chapter! Another quick update, but a longer chapter than last time, and this time we are able to include the song (last time it wasn't included because no one was unfortunate enough to have their tongue stuck to a pole)!
It was Leshawna's turn to go because she really didn't have much going for her, and I thought she would be an expendable victim for the power shift that went down here today.
Speaking of the power shift, Dara used the half of her team that prefers to stay out of the fight and vote for whoever messes up in challenges to her advantage, and she brought Abby and Tom with her to Topher's side, and the neutrals unknowingly played a part in potentially spelling doom for Sierra and her group (her, Ezekiel, Dave, Sky, Tyler, Noah, Lindsay, Owen, Cody, and Harold). Gwen only voted with them because she didn't want to vote against her friend Leshawna. Great way to kick off wave four, no?
Now here's our next audition tape, and it's from Todd, the Redneck!
The inside of a farm appeared with a green John Deere tractor appearing in the middle. A white boy with a bright green forwards cap, yellow shirt, black shorts, and white combat boots stood in the front.
"The name's Todd! I do all the work around here! Well, besides my animals that is," he spoke in a heavy Southern accent. "We already made America great again with Trump's victory, and now it's time to make Canada great with a W for the T-man here!" He pointed at himself with both hands. "Now if you excuse me, I'm goin' back to work." He started up his tractor, which quickly accelerated to excessive speeds, quickly taking him off-camera with a crash sounding shortly. "I really need to learn how to drive stick shift."
Well, that's Todd, the redneck. He hasn't shown any signs of sexism in that audition tape, and believe me, that's a good thing. Also, I don't support Trump or Clinton, but I'm only glad Trump won because Clinton was so smug up her ass, it was satisfying enough for me.
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