"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Don.
The camera shows the contestants singing in the Alps, followed by Leonard triggering an avalanche by yelling.
"Our campers said guten tag to the Alps in Germany!"
The camera shows Brick and Alejandro making their team's sausage with their electric meat grinder.
"The Zesty Zebras quickly and decisively won the first part of the challenge…" said Hawkeye.
The camera shows Trent knocking Mary off.
"...only to lose the part they needed to win."
The camera shows Mary reacting to her elimination.
"And in the end, it was Mary who was sent home," said Chef.
The camera cut to the hosts. "Who will go up, up, and away next? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all three.
*cue intro*
The campers were gathered in the common area. "Who can tell us where we're going today?" asked Don.
"The Amazon, Peru!" Sierra and Topher both blurted out.
"Nope, not this season! This time, we're going to a place that ended up not making the cut for Total Drama World Tour!"
"Playboy mansion?" asked Lance eagerly.
"North Korea?" asked Duncan sarcastically.
"Italy?" asked Owen.
"Hell no, hell no, and better than that! We're going to Hershey, Pennsylvania!"
"WOO HOO! It's the sweetest place on earth!" cheered Owen. He stopped. "OK, maybe there was a pun intended."
The plane touched down in Hershey, Pennsylvania. "Welcome to your next challenge!" said Hawkeye. "This challenge is twofold! First, you will, as a collective team, have to ride on one of those towers." Hawkeye pointed towards three towers that were different colors and heights. "The blue tower is the Kisses Tower, standing at 80 feet high. The yellow tower is the Reese's Tower, standing at 131 feet high. And finally, the red tower is the Hershey's Tower, standing at 189 feet high. You can opt out as individuals if you're too chicken, but here's the catch: after this part of the challenge, you will make one chocolate bar in there." He pointed at Chocolate World, a factory where people make their own chocolate bars. "However, for every person on your team who doesn't ride, that's an extra chocolate bar. If you ride the Reese's Tower, the number you have to make gets multiplied by two. If you ride the Kisses Tower, the number you have to make gets multiplied by three. Everybody ready?" Everyone nodded. He shot an arrow to start the challenge. "GO!"
"I'm sorry guys. Heights are still difficult for me," said DJ.
"I respect your decision," said Miles. "Anyone else?"
"I've never been too particularly fond of amusement parks in general," said Courtney.
"Anyone else?" No one else said anything or raised their hands. "Well, that's three already. Anyone object to riding the Hershey's Tower?" Same response. "Alright then, let's go." The team (sans DJ and Courtney) left.
"No one is sitting out on my watch!" Josee said immediately. Everyone looked a bit uneasy.
"Ma'am, we should give everyone a chance first to—" said Brick. Josee leaned in on Brick and gave the cadet the stink eye. Everyone followed her to the Hershey's Tower.
Both teams sat on the Hershey's Tower ride. "Y'all are real ballsy, you know that?" said Hawkeye as Jordan and Millie strapped the castmates in. "Start it up!" Morgan pulled a lever, and the campers shot up at speeds reaching up to 45 MPH, causing them to scream. They then shot back down at the same speed, creating another round of screams. After going up and going back down again, they were finished. Jay and Brick were hugging each other as the ride reached the base, and...you guessed it, they both wet themselves.
Both teams stood facing the hosts. "Now, let's run through the results of the first part of the challenge. Zebras, all of you went on the Hershey's Tower, so you will only have to make one bar." Josee hmph'd, giving her a few glares. "Rhinoceri, DJ and Courtney did not go with you on the Hershey's Tower, so you will have to make three. Now, follow us inside. The teams went inside.
"I hope I didn't let you guys down doing that," said DJ as the cast walked through the halls of Chocolate World.
"I know I'm on the other team, but I remember you and Courtney being scared of heights. If I were still on your team, I wouldn't hold it against you," said Rock.
"Thanks man."
The cast had made it to the chocolate making room. "Alright maggots, welcome to part two of today's challenge. Listen up, because this part is important, and as a chef myself, I mean everything I say. First, just a light pinch on the tubes. We want the kind of chocolate bars that melt in your mouth and not in your hands.
"Aren't those M&M's?" asked Harold.
"You get what I mean, cracker. Anyways, all else I really have to say is to cook it until it hardens. Again, we want the kind of chocolate bars that melt in your mouth and not in your hands. Everyone got it?" Everyone nodded in agreement. "Get started, maggots." The teams crowded around their respective work stations.
"Now Owen, you know not to eat our creations, right?" asked Noah.
"I know, but uh...can I be restrained, you know…" He whispered in his little buddy's ear, "I don't want anyone in our alliance to get eliminated in the near future."
"I got you fam," said Noah.
Tammy squirted her tube of chocolate too much, causing it to stain on the table. "Start over spell!"
Leonard replaced Tammy's rejected cup with a new one and wiped the stain off. "Spell granted, my lady." Josee looked up and shook her head hopelessly.
So far, the team had done good. They had gotten their orders of chocolate to the oven. Ezekiel had been put in charge of making sure it properly cooks. "So uhh, I've never made desserts, eh? Because of my sexist father and lack of mother. How do I know when to take it out?"
"When it hardens. Takes about 10-12 hours," said Shawn.
"10-12 hours?!" cried Owen.
"Yeah, he's a big food addict already. This is gonna be pretty difficult," said Noah.
"How do I know when it's hard enough, eh? I do know not to touch it for risk of contamination, eh?"
"Leave it to me. I've had experience back home as a baker," said Shawn. [1]
The yellow team had also gotten their order of chocolate to the oven. "Make sure you guys don't do anything that could cost us the challenge for the next 10-12 hours," said Ernesto.
"10-12 hours?!" cried Josee.
"Ooh, we could practice some new spells during all that time!" Leonard said to Tammy, who nodded.
By now, Owen was starting to get very twitchy, which Noah took note of. "We're allowed to leave this room, right?" asked the tan boy.
"He never said we couldn't," said Shawn. The two boys stepped out of the room and went back into the hall leading into it.
Owen and Noah sat in the confessional. "Maybe we could talk some strategy while we wait?" suggested Owen.
"Sounds like a good plan, buddy."
"I don't really know who to eliminate, other than Laurie. It seems DJ and Miles want her out too, though, and they're both neutrals."
"Simple, just vote with them. This is a chance to potentially beat Topher and his crew to it."
"OK, I'll tell our alliance once I get a chance."
Eventually, both teams were able to complete their orders of chocolate. The staff walked back into the chocolate making room. "Well teams, let's see how you did. Let's start with the Rhinoceri." Don took out one of their chocolate bars and bit into it. He then nodded as he ate. He then gulped and said, "Tastes pretty good. Alright Zebras, think you can wow me?" He takes out the Zebras' chocolate bar…
...and gets squirted with chocolate juice! "Aw, it melted! Who was responsible for keeping watch over the oven?" The yellow team just looked around, with no one answering. "Come on, talk to me guys!" Still no answer. "Did no one seriously keep watch over the oven?!" After a bit of hesitation, many Zebras shook heads. Don groaned. "Well, I think we have a winner here. The Rambunctious Rhinoceri win again!" The blue team cheered while the yellow team looked down angrily. "Zebras, you know what has to happen. Get to it, please."
The yellow team sat facing the hosts. "Zebras, ineffective leadership plagued you today," said Hawkeye. "Now one of you will have to pay the price. Peanut bags go to...Geoff, Ernesto, Chet, Spud, Alejandro, Sam, Jay, Dawn, Brick, Katie, Beardo, Taylor, Brody, Scott, Duncan, Ella, Rock, Amy, Dwayne, Veronica, Kitty, Lorenzo, Heather, Sammy, Ellody, and Ryan!" Those called caught their bags. "Josee, you tried to take on the leadership role today, and you proved to be extremely bossy, not to mention you didn't watch over the oven to make sure the chocolate wouldn't melt. Leonard and Tammy, although you didn't directly contribute to your team's loss today, you didn't help either. The last two peanut bags, go to…
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...Leonard and Tammy." The two LARPers caught their peanut bags. Josee stood up in an outrage. "What?! You eliminated me over THEM?!"
"Yeah yeah, I'm shocked too," said Chef, although his voice clearly said otherwise. He strapped the short girl into the Fireworks of Shame, lit the fuse, then shoved her out of the plane. Three seconds later, she could be seen being shot back up with a scream.
The hosts walked up. "Will we ever end up going to a new place again? Have the Zesty Zebras eliminated all of their problematic teammates yet? Tune in next time, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DRAMA!" yelled Don.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all three hosts.
[1] A reference to Shawn revealing in TDPI he worked in a bakery.
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci (Z)
RETURNS: Duncan (R)
#89: Anne Maria (Z)
#88: Sadie (R)
#87: B (R)
#86: Justin (R)
#85: MacArthur (Z)
#84: Mickey (R)
#83: Jasmine (R)
#82: JD (Z)
#81: Rodney (Z)
#80: Scarlett (Z)
#79: Max (DECEASED) (R)
#78: Kelly (R)
#77: Blaineley (R)
#76: Lightning (DECEASED) (Z)
#75: Eva (R)
#74: Jen (Z)
#73: Dakota (Z)
#72: Emma (R)
#71: Jo (Z)
#70: Pete (R)
#69: Sugar (Z)
#68: Jacques (Z)
#67: Zoey (R)
#66: Stephanie (Z)
#65: Bridgette (Z)
#64: Beth (Z)
#63: Chad (DISQUALIFIED) (Z)
#62: Carrie (R)
#61: Izzy (R)
#60: Leshawna (R)
#59: Mary (Z)
#58: Josee (Z)
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Devin
Tom
Trent
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Owen
Gerry
Sky
Mike
Lindsay
Noah
Junior
Dave
DJ
Abby
Tyler
Miles
Courtney
Topher
Shawn
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Dawn
Brick
Katie
Beardo
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Duncan
Tammy
Ella
Rock
Leonard
Amy
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Lorenzo
Heather
Sammy
Ellody
Ryan
...aaaaaaaaaaaand that's the chapter! Not the longest chapter again (in fact, this is my shortest chapter), and my fastest update yet. I hope I'm not going too fast. Also, I apologize again for a lack of voting confessionals, but it was because the vote was too close to unanimous on not very many reasons, so it would be redundant to just have everyone say she was a megalomaniac bitch today.
It was Josee's time to go because like Scarlett, Jacques, and Chad before her, her strategy doesn't fit a regular season like this. She gets away with it in the Ridonculous Race due to always being on the move and alliances not being as effective, along with other contestants not having full control over other people's statuses in the game. Here however, they do have a say. Also, with the alliances going on in the Rhinoceri and them about to cross over into the Zebras, it's only a matter of time before both teams get involved. However, Josee has already burned enough bridges with her Zebra teammates, and no one else really has a good impression on her either, which led to her proving useless in this upcoming plot.
Rock spoke to DJ, which is the first sign of the Zebras eventually getting in on the Rhinoceri action. Again, it's unfortunate the merge may end up as early as it is, but the plot is one that needs to kick off quickly. Whatever time I have left to eliminate the cannon fodder that I know isn't making the merge will be the time to see what more time I can buy for the pre-merge. Again, any pre-merge challenges not explored before the merge hits will be held over to next season.
This is the first time in a while I used an original challenge, and it's because I thought the Amazon challenge would be too difficult with a cast of this magnitude. I used Hershey, Pennsylvania as today's challenge because it was one of at least four places that were shortlisted for the canon season (Italy, Scotland, and Toronto, Canada being among the others). I chose it because I thought I had a pretty good idea for a challenge there.
Now it's time for our next audition tape, and it's from Andrew, the Irishman!
A black and red bedroom appeared with a brown bed and a white mattress. A white boy with brown hair similar to Scott's, black glasses, blue tracksuit with a red shirt with a dinosaur underneath that read, "All my friends are dead," matching blue shorts, and red tennis shoes stood in front. "Hello, my name is Andrew. I'm from Galway, Ireland, and I am interested in your programme because I have seen many Irish people conquer North America like Conor McGregor, Robbie Keane, and of course, U2. I would like to be the first Irish contestant on your show, and I would like to bring back a win from the other side of the pond. They don't call it 'the Luck of the Irish' for nothing!"
That's Andrew everybody! He's looking to get the Irish back on the radar...how will he do? Of course, that's next season, and this is this season.
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