"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Don.
The camera shows Tammy squirting excess chocolate juice, followed by Leonard cleaning it up for her and Josee looking up and shaking her head.
"Our campers got a sweet tooth at Hershey, Pennsylvania!"
The camera shows DJ and Courtney backing out of the first part of the challenge, followed by Don getting squirted by chocolate juice.
"Despite the Rhinoceri having to make more orders of chocolate due to DJ and Courtney's fear of heights, the Zebras took another loss due to leaving the oven unattended, causing the chocolate to get overcooked," said Hawkeye.
The camera shows Josee forcing Brick to get their whole team to ride the Hershey's Tower with her, followed by her reacting to her elimination.
"In the end, Josee's attempt at leadership followed by said incident with the chocolate led to her elimination," said Chef.
The camera shows the hosts. "Who will pretend they're airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars next? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all three hosts.
*cue intro*
The cast sat in the common area. "Who can tell us where we're going today?" asked Don.
"Paris, France!" Sierra and Topher blurted out together.
"Correct!"
The plane eventually touched down in the fashion capital of the world. The cast got out. "Alright gang. This challenge works like it does in canon," said Don. "You're going to find all the pieces to build your statues. Whoever builds theirs first wins, plain and simple." He hands out a sheet of paper for the Rhinoceri and one for the Zebras. "Rhinoceri, you'll be in charge of making the Venus, and Zebras, you'll be in charge of making the David! And just to make things a little more interesting…" The camera pans away from the cast to show the Wild Things making yet another return. The contestants screamed and ran inside the museum, the Total Drama Dirtbags cast, the bear, and the robo-Chris in hot pursuit. The hosts stood there and laughed.
Both teams saw their statue pieces guarded by a series of red lasers at different angles. Leonard had an idea. "Removus Laserus!" he cried while pointing at the lasers. Unsurprisingly, it failed. People on both teams rolled their eyes.
"Is he seriously still this stupid?" asked Dave.
"I am afraid so," said Shawn. "You know, the only times our team outright lost in Pahkitew Island was from him, right?"
"Yeah. How is he still here?"
"It's a long and complicated story," said Taylor. Dave, knowing about the yellow team's history with problematic teammates, didn't ask further.
Leonard sighed. "Well, looks like we'll do it the weird people's way." He slid underneath the lasers and got his team's statue. "Catch!" He threw the pieces of the statue over the lasers. His teammates gaped with wide eyes and small pupils as the pieces shattered. Soon, the horrified looks were replaced with equally horrifying angry looks. Someone cried out, "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO?!" The camera panned over to the source of the outburst.
CONFESSIONAL: Rage against what machine, exactly?
Jay sat with wide eyes. He just sat there, not saying anything. [1]
"You OK there, dude?" asked Geoff. Jay just stood there, his shocked and embarrassed reaction not leaving.
This did not go unnoticed by the Rhinoceri. Dara sighed. "I'm never gonna be able to stand up for myself."
"Now now, just because Izzy's not here to train you to be a grown woman doesn't mean I can't," said Topher, putting a hand on the pushover's shoulder. A soft smile appeared on her face.
The hosts walked over to the mess. "So, looks like we had an accident, no?" said Don. More glares were sent Leonard's way. "Good thing we used three statues last time!" He turned and called out, "Interns! Wheel in the Thinker, please!"
Millie wheeled in the third statue on a cart and put the pieces down. "Lucky you guys, you don't have to go through lasers. You're welcome," said Don. He and the hosts walked away. The Zebras shrugged and started building their statue.
"What are we waiting for?" said Sky. She then used her gymnastic skills to maneuver through the lasers and she retrieved the parts of the statue. She carefully held each part through the lasers, and Ezekiel collected each part. Once she had delivered them all, she made her way back through the other side and together, the team started building their sculpture.
Eventually, both teams were able to finish their sculptures at the same time. "Well, looks like you guys finished at the same time!" said Hawkeye. "Which is good, because we're only on the third page on Google Docs! Now it's time for our tiebreaker! You guys will pick one person on each team to be your model, and you will try to dress them accordingly. Chef, Don, and I will be judging. Whichever team does worse gets to send someone home. Understood?" A wave of nods. "Good. Get to it."
"Ooh, I was totally made for this! Can I do it? Please please please?"
"Sure, why not?" said Courtney.
"YAAAY!"
Tyler put a hand on her shoulder. "You'll look good, baby." He shot Noah a thumbs up and got one in return as Lindsay hugged him. [2]
"We should let my Feminus Fancius do it!" said Leonard.
"No way, we're gonna—" said Taylor.
"Lose, but that's OK, because we don't need Leonard on our team anymore," Rock whispered in his girlfriend's ear. Taylor smiled and turned back to Leonard. "Sounds like a great plan, Leonard. Do tell."
It was time for each team to present. The three hosts sat at a table facing the runway. "Alright Rhinoceri, let's see what you've got!" said Don. Lindsay walked down the runway wearing a rainbow colored twosie. This got some wolf whistles as the blonde finished walking and struck a pose, getting some applause.
"Not bad, given who the person is, but I'm a bit turned off by the choice of color," said Don.
"Yeah, it's a bit weird on the eyes. Could have done a little better with that," said Hawkeye. Lindsay frowned a little as she made her way off the runway. "Now it's the Zebras' turn to see what they've got!"
Tammy walked down the runway in a formal pink dress and a tiara. People all around looked stunned as Tammy made her way to the end of the runway and struck a pose. "Where's my prince?" she asked.
"Wow. Definitely not as attractive a person, but definitely a more appropriate wardrobe!" said Don.
"I agree. Do we have a winner?" asked Hawkeye. The other two nodded. "And the Zesty Zebras win!"
Only Leonard and Tammy actually cheered. Their teammates were shocked Leonard and Tammy had just helped them win a second time.
CONFESSIONAL: Now would be the time to say "Huzzah!"
"Huh. Guess those guys are more useful than we had imagined," said Alejandro. "I still wouldn't count on either of them making the merge though."
The Rhinoceri frowned as Hawkeye delivered their bad news. "Rhinoceri, you have a date with us on the plane. Don't be late, or you'll suffer a miserable fate!" He then chuckled at his rhyme as Don looked up and rolled his eyes and Chef facepalmed.
"Lindsay cost us the challenge with her weird wardrobe," said Courtney.
"Hey, I wore it to show I support all the LGBTQ+ people out there!" protested the bimbo. [3]
"Yeah! Why can't we take Laurie out, since I know DJ and Miles want her out," said Tyler.
"I didn't even do anything wrong today!" said Laurie.
"She's right," said DJ. "I don't exactly like her, but this isn't supposed to be a personality contest." He turned to Lindsay and said, "Sorry Linds."
Lindsay pouted as Tyler said, "Hey! Only I can call her that!"
Topher's alliance were in the air ducts and were eavesdropping on their teammates. They had heard everything. "One down, nine to go," said their leader.
The Rhinoceri sat facing the hosts. "Well Rhinoceri, you didn't do terrible during the challenge, but the Zebras put forth a surprising effort," said Chef. "Peanut bags go to...Sanders, Harold, Cameron, Devin, Tom, Trent, Ezekiel, Ennui, Crimson, Owen, Gerry, Sky, Mike, Noah, Junior, Dave, DJ, Abby, Tyler, Miles, Courtney, Topher, Shawn, Gwen, Sierra, Dara, and Courtney!" They all caught their peanut bags. "Lindsay. Laurie. This...is the final peanut bag. Lindsay, you cost your team the challenge with an unflattering choice of colors. Laurie, people just seem to hate you in general. It's my pleasure to announce that one of you got 10 votes, while the other got 19 votes." The neutrals gasped, then quickly did the math and glared at Topher and his alliance. Topher grinned sheepishly. "The last peanut bag...goes to…
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...Laurie." The impostor vegan caught her bag of peanuts and sighed with relief. Lindsay stood up and whined. "Ohhhhh! That's not faiiiiir!"
"I find myself saying that all the time. Just too bad this isn't one of those times," Chef said as he strapped Lindsay into the Fireworks of Shame, lit the fuse, and pushed her out the window. Three seconds later, she was seen flying back up.
The hosts walked up. "Will Sierra's alliance be able to get out of their rut before they lose any more members? How much longer until Laurie gets eliminated?" said Don.
"HEY!"
"Find out next time, right here, on TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all three hosts.
[1] It's the face he makes in the picture of him and Mickey standing in front of a magenta background.
[2] Sounds like Tyler made that mental note, alright!
[3] I myself am bisexual (leaning towards the straight side).
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci (Z)
RETURNS: Duncan (R)
#89: Anne Maria (Z)
#88: Sadie (R)
#87: B (R)
#86: Justin (R)
#85: MacArthur (Z)
#84: Mickey (R)
#83: Jasmine (R)
#82: JD (Z)
#81: Rodney (Z)
#80: Scarlett (Z)
#79: Max (DECEASED) (R)
#78: Kelly (R)
#77: Blaineley (R)
#76: Lightning (DECEASED) (Z)
#75: Eva (R)
#74: Jen (Z)
#73: Dakota (Z)
#72: Emma (R)
#71: Jo (Z)
#70: Pete (R)
#69: Sugar (Z)
#68: Jacques (Z)
#67: Zoey (R)
#66: Stephanie (Z)
#65: Bridgette (Z)
#64: Beth (Z)
#63: Chad (DISQUALIFIED) (Z)
#62: Carrie (R)
#61: Izzy (R)
#60: Leshawna (R)
#59: Mary (Z)
#58: Josee (Z)
#57: Lindsay (R)
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Devin
Tom
Trent
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Owen
Gerry
Sky
Mike
Noah
Junior
Dave
DJ
Abby
Tyler
Miles
Courtney
Topher
Shawn
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Dawn
Brick
Katie
Beardo
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Duncan
Tammy
Ella
Rock
Leonard
Amy
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Lorenzo
Heather
Sammy
Ellody
Ryan
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's the chapter! Once again, it wasn't a long chapter (in fact, this is now the shortest chapter), but at least we've still got the plot moving, and it took me two days to update instead of just one...heh, heh...heh heh.
Lindsay wasn't originally going to be leaving this early, and it does pain me a little to have to eliminate her, as she's my personal favorite, but the person who was originally going home this episode, Laurie, had no justification, and Lindsay did, so this chapter marks the start of the neutrals' rebellion, since Topher and his alliance (himself, Dara, Abby, and Tom) piggybacked off their votes again. Strangely enough, Lindsay got eliminated in the same place she got eliminated in TDWT!
Well, the neutrals are now aware about Topher and his alliance using them as free votes...what will happen next time their team loses? Also, keep in mind Rock talking to DJ (one of the neutrals) in the previous chapter.
Now it's time for our next audition tape, and it's from Adam, the Star Wars Fan!
An uncolored room with Star Wars posters and Star Wars figurines on various nightstands and dressers appeared, along with a tall and muscular white male with red hair combed back, blue eyes, black Star Wars shirt, blue jean shorts, white socks, and black running shoes stood in front.
"Yo, what's up, Total Drama, the name's Adam, and I'm a huge mega fan of Star Wars! I'm super outgoing, friendly, and not to mention mega famous, because I'm in a band! If I win, then I'm gonna use the money on my beautiful girlfriend, Ashley, for the band, and for me, so I can buy more Star Wars figurines! Nothing is better than Star Wars!"
"Adam! We got an idea for our third song!" said another male voice offscreen.
"Coming, Jason! Well, see you on the flip side! Or should I say dark side, ha ha ha."
Well, that's Adam, the Star Wars Fan. He's a pretty big Star Wars fan, but is not anything like your typical nerd that most fans tend to be like. As he's already stated, he's mega famous for being in a band already, so why is he signing up for the next season? That of course, will be explained when said next season comes! Also, Liz the Sweet Writer owns this character, not me, so credit goes to her for recommending this character.
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