"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Don.
The camera shows the Wild Things chasing the campers into the museum, followed by Sky delivering the pieces of the Venus.
"Our campers had a art attack at the Louvre in Paris, France!"
The camera shows Leonard destroying the pieces of the David, followed by Tammy walking down the runway in a formal pink dress and tiara.
"Leonard's idiocy came back, but he made up for it by showing us once again he's not a complete idiot, giving him team the win!" said Hawkeye.
The camera shows Lindsay walking down the runway in a rainbow twosie, followed by her reacting to her elimination.
"In the end, Lindsay's weird attempt at looking good in a rainbow colored outfit gave her the boot," said Chef.
The camera cut to the hosts.
"Who will go upside-down skydiving next? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all three hosts.
*cue intro*
In one part of economy class, Topher's alliance talked about what had happened the night before. "Well, they now know," said Topher. "And it seems like they're not interested in voting with Sierra's alliance, either. Now that they have the majority, we are screwed."
"Why can't we just vote with Sierra's alliance?" suggested Dara. Topher stared at her like she was crazy, then bust out laughing. Dara, Abby, and Tom looked confused. Topher then stopped laughing and said, "Wait, you're serious? And wait a minute! There would only be 13 of us and 15 of them!"
"What if DJ and Miles wanna try and get Laurie out again?" said Tom.
"Hmmm...perhaps maybe we're not screwed then…"
The cast was now gathered in the common area. "Who can tell us our destination today?" said Don.
"St. Johns, Newfoundland!" said Sierra and Topher at the same time.
"Correct!"
The plane touched down in Newfoundland. "Welcome to Chris's hometown!" said Don. "Too bad he's not here. Oh well! You must swim to your boats and make your way to the shore on the other side. You must then participate in a relay: chugging jugs of apple vinegar, translating what Jerd Mclean says, and finally kissing a cod like you mean it. Zebras, since you won the last challenge, you get a motor, while the Rhinoceri will have to paddle with oars. And there will be no equalizer today, so keep it moving! You guys ready?" The campers on both teams nodded. "GO!" Don yelled as Hawkeye fired an arrow to start the challenge.
Both teams swam to the boats. To make up for their disadvantage, the Rhinoceri's boat was closer to the shore than the Zebras' boat. The two teams got on their boats, and the Zebras started up their boats' motor as the Rhinoceri started paddling. Then the chime sounded.
90's rock music played as Alejandro tapped his foot to establish tempo. "We're heading down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore!" he sang just like in canon.
"I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the lobster thermidor!" sang Owen just like in canon.
"I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!" sang Gwen just like in canon.
"Row harder, faster, please you guys. For the win, work up a thirst!" sang Courtney just like in canon. "Stroke, stroke, stroke!"
"It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!" sang Heather just like in canon. The line after was kept silent, too.
"Keep it moving strong, guys! We're almost at the finish!" sang Ernesto at Tyler's original octave.
"I promise I won't jinx us just like what I did last time!" sang Leonard at Izzy's original octave.
"Trying our best Courtney, our arms are getting fried!" sang Cody and Sierra at their canon pitch.
"Hey, look it's me!" Duncan said while pointing at the rock formation that looks like him.
"Duncan, you idiot! You know that you're not mine!" she sang at the canon pitch.
"It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!" sang Abby at Heather's canon pitch.
"OK there yes I sang something that's really trashy!" sang Topher the same way Owen, Courtney, and Leonard sang their lines.
"We made it!" said Dawn. The Zebras got out of their boat, turned off their motor, and went inside the cabin to start the relay portion of their challenge. "Brody, do me and you on the apple vinegar, Alejandro and Dawn, you translate Jerd's dialogue, and Ella, you kiss the cod!" said Geoff.
"Got it!" Brody said while the others named nodded their agreement. Brody and Geoff started chugging their glasses of apple vinegar.
Meanwhile, the Rambunctious Rhinoceri pulled to shore and got out of their boat. "I'll send Owen and myself to chug the apple vinegar since we have strong stomachs, Noah and Harold, you translate Jerd's sentence, and Laurie can kiss the cod," said Courtney.
"Let's do this," Tyler said as the team made their way inside the cabin. Owen and Courtney started chugging their glasses of apple vinegar while Alejandro and Dawn had successfully translated Jerd's sentence, though they had disturbed looks on their faces. "I don't think I needed to know that," said the Spaniard.
Ella picked up the cod and very passionately kissed it, ending the challenge.
"And Ella wins it for the Zesty Zebras!" said Don. The yellow team cheered while the blue team looked down. Laurie picked up her team's cod and ate it whole, bone and all.
"What is wrong with you?!" inquired Don.
"Mmmmm...raw fish," was the reply he got.
"Eughh, Rhinoceri, meet us at the cargo hold in ten."
The neutrals sat in economy class. "Well, since no one screwed up in the challenge, Laurie can go home now, right?" said Miles.
"Sounds like a plan to me," said DJ.
CONFESSIONAL: Poor up. Always getting fucked, screwed, messed, jacked, etc.
Laurie entered and saw Topher's alliance in there. "I bring news."
"Do tell," said Topher.
Sierra's alliance sat in the cargo hold. "Well, now that we know the neutrals aren't on our side, it's gonna have to take a real miracle," said Sierra. "We'll just vote for Miles just because, I guess." The other eight murmured their agreements.
Now the entire team was in the cargo hold. "Campers, you've cast your votes. Whoever doesn't get a peanut bag, blah blah blah," said Hawkeye. "Peanut bags go to...Sanders, Harold, Cameron, Devin, Tom, Trent, Ezekiel, Ennui, Crimson, Owen, Gerry, Sky, Mike, Noah, Junior, Dave, DJ, Abby, Tyler, Courtney, Topher, Shawn, Gwen, Sierra, Dara, and Cody!" They all caught their peanut bags, and Laurie and Miles were left sitting. "The last peanut bag...goes to…
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...well, what do you know? It's a tie!" The team all gasped as one. "Now, because we have a tie, we go to a tiebreaker!"
"No, we do? I thought both people get eliminated!" snarked Courtney, recalling her and Blaineley getting joint eliminated in TDWT.
"That was Chris; is Chris here with us?"
"Good point; carry on!"
"Interns?" Hawkeye called out. Morgan pushed a cart with two plates on it, each with five raw pieces of cod on it. Miles gasped. "Oh no," she said desperately.
"Yep! To stay in the game, you have to be the first to eat all five pieces of cod. Got it?" Laurie licked her lips and rubbed her hands together while Miles sighed in defeat. "Since I can't fire an arrow inside this plane, I'll just say GO!" Miles, not wanting to break her principles, could only watch as Laurie stuffed her face with the cod.
"And Laurie quickly and decisively wins!" said Hawkeye. Chef walked over to Miles, strapped her into the Fireworks of Shame, lit the fuse, and threw her out of the plane. Three seconds later, she was seen flying back up.
The camera cut to the hosts. "How and why was there a tie? Who's in control of the Rhinoceri now? Find out next time, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Chef.
"DRAMA!" yelled Don.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all three.
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci (Z)
RETURNS: Duncan (R)
#89: Anne Maria (Z)
#88: Sadie (R)
#87: B (R)
#86: Justin (R)
#85: MacArthur (Z)
#84: Mickey (R)
#83: Jasmine (R)
#82: JD (Z)
#81: Rodney (Z)
#80: Scarlett (Z)
#79: Max (DECEASED) (R)
#78: Kelly (R)
#77: Blaineley (R)
#76: Lightning (DECEASED) (Z)
#75: Eva (R)
#74: Jen (Z)
#73: Dakota (Z)
#72: Emma (R)
#71: Jo (Z)
#70: Pete (R)
#69: Sugar (Z)
#68: Jacques (Z)
#67: Zoey (R)
#66: Stephanie (Z)
#65: Bridgette (Z)
#64: Beth (Z)
#63: Chad (DISQUALIFIED) (Z)
#62: Carrie (R)
#61: Izzy (R)
#60: Leshawna (R)
#59: Mary (Z)
#58: Josee (Z)
#57: Lindsay (R)
#56: Miles (R)
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Devin
Tom
Trent
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Owen
Gerry
Sky
Mike
Noah
Junior
Dave
DJ
Abby
Tyler
Courtney
Topher
Shawn
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Dawn
Brick
Katie
Beardo
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Duncan
Tammy
Ella
Rock
Leonard
Amy
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Lorenzo
Heather
Sammy
Ellody
Ryan
...aaaaaaaaaand that's the chapter! Another not too terribly long chapter, but now the neutrals seem to have lost control of their team!
Miles went because like Lindsay before her, it was necessitated for the plot. I had originally planned on making her enter a relationship with DJ, but I decided to make it platonic here.
Well, the two warring alliances ended up voting together, much to everyone's shock. Laurie ended up jumping to Topher's alliance and told them to vote off Miles, while at the same time, Sierra's alliance decided to vote off Miles at random. They did not plan on helping each other here, yet that's exactly what they did, even if it was unintentional. Will they put aside their differences and work together, or nah?
Whereas these past couple chapters featured a ton of Rhinoceri action, these next ones will feature the Zebras getting their share of time, since it's their turn to get themselves developed and ready for the merge coming up. Again, I know it's weird to have a merge earlier than I would have liked, but it's a borderline necessity with what we're given.
Now it's time for our next audition tape, and it's from Flynn, the Spoiled Rich Kid!
A dark blue bedroom with a gold bed and a black and white checkered mattress appeared. A white blonde guy with blue-gray eyes, a pale dark green shirt, blue shorts, and red tennis shoes stood in front.
"It is I, Flynn Williams of Toronto, the richest kid in Toronto I should add, and I shall buy out Total Drama from your current producers should I win the next season. Now if you excuse me, unlike the rest of the middle-class louts, I practice for my run on this show."
Well, that's Flynn, who seems to have an ego as big as his wealth. Will his progress be that big, too? We shall see.
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