I do not own Final Fantasy or Pokemon. Those belong to Square-Enix and whoever owns P.okemon.

Finally, it was time! I was finally sixteen, the age of an adult! Now I could travel the world as I pleased and go on my own adventure! "Happy birthday, Locke!" my parents had surprised me when I had awaken from my trash bin bed. I got up and wiped off the slime from the garbage I had slept on.

"For your birthday present we bought you something special!" Mom said, she looked happy, but dad looked like something horrid had happened. "We spent our entire life savings of 2000 GP on it!" My dad just looked down and started weeping.

They gave me a red and white ball with an odd colored button on one side. "Thanks, you guys!" I pushed the button and threw it in front of me. There was a blinding light and then a slight pause.

"Kupo!"

"Yay! Now I can travel the world and become a great trainer! Thanks mom! I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!" I hugged her, "to catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause!" I looked at Kupomon.

"Kupo!" it ran away. I chased after it.

Mom and dad began weeping, "There goes our life savings," my dad sobbed as I ran off.

"Kupomon! I choose you!" I saw Kupomon being picked on by a wild Magitekimon! "Dance attack, now!" I commanded.

"Kupo!" It sang as it twirled around pointlessly, only to fall on its face.

"Kupomon! Noo!"

"MAGI, MAGITEEEEEEK" It suddenly launched a missle at Kupomon.

Kupomon rolled to the side and began belly dancing. "Kupomon?" I asked scarily. Suddenly little blue flames surrounded Magitekimon. Magitekimon suddenly fell to the floor, weak.

"KUPO!"

"Right!" I grabbed a spare ball I found in the trash and threw it at magitekimon. "Come on! YES!" Suddenly victorious music began playing from everywhere. We looked around.

Suddenly a voice spoke out, "You have caught MGTKMON! Would you like to give MGTKMON a nickname?"

I looked around, quizzically, "er, YES."

"What would you like to name MGTKMON?"

"Ummm," I thought for a second, "Popsicle!"

Kupomon suddenly fell in love with a nearby sapling and began eating it.

"Kupomon!" I took 3 steps and entered a battle scenario.

"Go, Popsicle!"

"Magiiii, Magiiiiiteeeek!"

"Oh no, Popsicle, it's Team Kefka!"

The goon stood there like a clown (looked like one two), while I got in an offensive mode.

"You think you can stand against the awesome power of Team Kefka?" He smirked, "Go Rabite-o-mon!"

Magitekmon used his X-Force on him, completely and utterly destroying Rabite-o-mon!

"Oh no!" Team Kefka panicked, "Return Rabite-o-mon! I choose you, Esper-statue-mon!"

"EEEESPER!" It looked at Team Kefka and consumed him, even unto the uttermost parts of his bowels. Esper-statue-mon watched us for a moment.

"Dance attack, kupomon!"

Suddenly the narrator bursted in, "Kupomon began doing a weird dance!"

"EEEEEEESSSPER, ES!" Esper-statue-mon suddenly died.

"It's completely obvious his cause of death was because he could fight off our human diseases. When he ate Team Kefka he didn't realize that eating clowns is a silly thing to do, since they aren't human. He obviously died of Mad Clown Disease."

I returned to my parents. "Here's your stupid Kupomon back! It doesn't do anything but dance! I hate it!" My parents wept.

Kupomon ran off with Magitekimon, who coincidentally breeded before leaving and left an egg.

I picked it up and hatched it. "Why it's an IM-ANGRY-AT-THE-WORLDA-MON! I've always wanted one!" Together we sat and shared our angst at the world. The end!