"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Don.
The camera shows Tammy and Sanders being chased by a shark, followed by the former unsuccessfully trying to cast a spell on it.
"Our campers got to 'maica fool of themselves in Jamaica!"
The camera shows Kitty pulling out Chef's gold chains, along with Tyler looking at a rope he caught.
"The Zebras did well in the first part of the challenge…" said Hawkeye.
The camera shows Leonard punching a hole in the track, followed by Courtney slipping out of her bikini, which hung from said hole, and finally Mike getting arrested by Alf.
"...only to do too well in the second part, as Leonard's cheating caused too much trouble for Mike, whose Vert persona came back with a vengeance!" finished Hawkeye.
The camera shows Geoff announcing the Zebras' forfeit, followed by Leonard reacting to his elimination.
"And in the end, Leonard paid the price after his teammates felt sorry for all the trouble he ultimately caused," said Chef.
The camera cut to the hosts. "Who will still rise...to their elimination? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all three hosts.
*cue intro*
The Zebras all sat in economy class when Rock stood up. "Can I have everyone's attention please?" Everyone looked at him. "So, my girl and I have been thinking of rounding up an alliance to team up with the neutrals of the other team come merge time. The last time we talked about it, we didn't know Laurie had double-crossed them to get Miles out, so in the event Topher's and Sierra's alliances ever team up together against them, we need our alliance to be as big as it can without having any loose cannons."
"How many are in each group?" asked Ellody.
"Well I don't know what alliance Laurie joined up with, but if we combine both alliances, there will be 14, but there will only be 12 neutrals now that Mike is gone. So far we have myself, Chet, Lorenzo, Beardo, Spud, Taylor, Amy, Sammy, Heather, and Alejandro as part of the alliance, which will make it 22 on both teams combined. We want that number big enough to come swinging into the merge with the numbers advantage. We are letting you guys know now so you won't be too surprised if you get in."
What they didn't notice was Sierra was in the air duct above them, hearing everything they said.
The contestants were in the common area, but not the staff. Sierra went up to Topher and said, "I bring important news."
Topher sighed. "What is it?"
"I did some spying on the other team, and some of them want to ally with the neutrals after the merge."
Topher's eyes widened and his eyebrows shot up. "Do tell me more."
"Rock said it's gonna be him, Spud, Beardo, Chet, Lorenzo, Taylor, Heather, Amy, Sammy, and Alejandro."
"Well, that's ten of them and there's twelve neutrals, which makes it twenty two of them. It's gotta be a long way until the merge though, right?"
"You never know. Look, my point is, we may still hate each other—"
"Which I do."
Sierra wasn't stirred by Topher's interruption. "But it's best we team up now and maybe bring whoever doesn't become allied with the Zebras and their alliance can join with us?"
"Sounds like a plan to me."
Just then, the staff walked in. "Who can tell us where we're going?" asked Don.
"London, England!" Sierra and Topher blurted out, though this time, they didn't glare each other down.
"Very good! Now, the reason we didn't come in right away this time was because since Chris is no longer here, we are allowed to land in London."
The plane touched down in London, England, and the cast got out. "Welcome campers, to your next challenge," said Hawkeye. "Just like last time, you have to find Jack the Ripper and capture him. And no, finding someone other than him, no matter who it is, will not make you the winner of today's challenge." He then scanned each team and noticed certain members missing. "It appears Tammy, Katie, and Dwayne have already been taken from the Zebras, while Sanders, Cameron, Gerry, and Shawn have been taken from the Rhinoceri. And what better way to start today's challenge with…" The chime sounded again. "Eeyep! Now get to it!"
"No need! Just simply take the guy's clothes off; that's all," said Lorenzo as he undressed the mannequin with no hesitation, finding the clue quickly.
"Lorenzo. You not only blew a chance for this episode to be longer, but you also broke the cardinal rule for this part of the season," said Don. "You openly refused to sing."
"Woah woah, I was just saying it was unnecessary. I mean, it's not that hard to undress the guy, is it?"
"You denied the song when it was presented. That counts as refusing to sing. I'm afraid you are disqualified."
Some gasps sounded on each team. "What?!" He then clapped his hands in frustration and said, "Fuck this shit, man!" Chef walked up to him, strapped him to the Fireworks of Shame, lit the fuse, and went flying after three seconds.
In the midst of all that, Geoff, Heather, Ellody, and Ryan of the Zebras were taken, along with Laurie of the Rhinoceri, leaving 21 Rhinoceri and 20 Zebras remaining.
"What does the clue say?" asked Sam.
"It says 'we be ballin' in Anne Boleyn's room,'" Dawn said with a confused expression.
"It says 'be ready to bust your butts on the bus," said Sky with an equally confused look on her face.
As if on cue, a double decker bus pulled up to a stop. "Follow that bus!" ordered Tyler. The team jumped on top of the bus and started searching for the Jack the Ripper.
The Zebras were in Anne Boleyn's room. "Wasn't Jack the Ripper on the bus last time?" asked Heather.
"Maybe they'll shake it up and have him be some other place," said Brody.
"Good point."
"Hey...has anyone seen my girlfriend anywhere?" asked Rock. That prompted everyone else to look around for the rich girl.
"That, is a good question, soldier," said Brick.
"On that note, where's Ernesto?" asked Veronica. Her teammates noticed that he too was missing.
"This is s-starting to get...s-scary," said Jay.
"Don't worry bro! We'll make sure Jack the Ripper shows himself any minute! YO JACK! JACK O LANTERN!" Brody started calling. Jay still didn't look confident.
"Well, we checked the entire top floor," said Gwen. "Anyone missing?"
"I can't see Tyler," said Courtney.
"Or Abby," tacked on Trent.
"Or Sierra," said Topher.
"Well...looks like we'll have to check downstairs," DJ said nervously before gulping.
The yellow team was unable to find Jack the Ripper in the room. "Wait, I see another clue!" said Dawn. She read, "Be ready to bust your butts on the bus?" Her confused look came back.
"Huh. Nice alliteration," said Scott. He looked around. "Anyone missing?"
"My sister's missing," stated Amy.
"So's Beardo," said Chet.
"Kitty's not here, either," said Ella. "I do hope they're OK."
"They will. Trust me," said Duncan.
The yellow team left the building to catch a bus of their own.
The blue team made it to the bottom floor of their bus, losing Dave, Ennui, and Crimson in the process. "The driver!" exclaimed Sky, while pointing at him. Ezekiel tackled him…
"Ah! What the hell, maaaan?!" whined Jordan.
"Oh shit, I'm sorry eh! I thought you were him!"
"Just take this, boy!" The gay intern handed him the next clue.
"Why have a White Castle when you could have a White Chapel?" Ezekiel read, and was just as confused as the readers before him.
The yellow team had hopped on top of a double decker bus of their own, losing Amy, Brody, Veronica, Ella, and Spud in the process. "Anyone see him?" asked Alejandro.
"No!" called Jay.
The blue team, which had now lost Dara, Junior, and Trent, entered the White Chapel. They saw the front lobby was empty and eerily quiet. A figure could be seen typing on a computer at the front desk, except his back was turned. Before they could confront him, loud barking sounded. The remaining Rhinoceri screamed as one, then they ran out, with DJ grabbing the figure by the neck, issuing a sorry as they left.
"Hey heey, look who brought him back!" said Don, who stood outside the White Chapel. DJ looked at the face and saw he did in fact bring back Jack the Ripper. "Unmask him! See who he is! If it's a he, that is."
DJ unmasked him…
… "Rolf Harris?! Why aren't you still in prison?" asked Don.
"Shush! You must not reveal the surname of a stranger unless the situation calls for a serious emergency!" said a particular son of a shepherd from a classic Cartoon Network show.
"Wait, Rolf from Ed, Edd, n' Eddy?"
"I had gotten rid of my brown skin color and changed the color of my hair follicles to black so those crummy child show companies could hire me! And they dared disrespect my accent! They locked my posterior in the slammer because they think I'm too kind for these kids!"
"Wow. In the UK, no less," said Don. "Well, welcome back Rolf. Nice to see you got your old look back. We'll pay you for your services today later."
The cast had gathered back to where they started. "Well, in addition to having less people get caught, the Rambunctious Rhinoceri were responsible for capturing Rolf the Pedophile here (Rolf grimaced), so they win!" said Don. The blue team cheered while the yellow team moaned lightly and looked down.
Don turned to the foreigner and said, "Here's 100,000 dollars. You will also be our newest host, just because Hawkeye, Chef, and I have been feeling a little lonely." He held a bag with that much money inside it. We then cut to the winner's briefcase, which currently has 600,000 dollars.
"Rolf is pleased with your offer. Unfortunately, I must reject on the grounds of not accepting foreign currency. However, I do express interest in joining you in your hosting duties."
"Very well then. I could use a shower." Don opened the bag and dropped all the dollars over him. "A money shower, that is!" He then laughed. Once he stopped, he said, "Zebras. You know what to do. Take time to strategize."
Rock got his team's attention again in economy class. "OK, so after seeing everyone's performance, we are sorry to say three of you can not join our alliance." Everyone gulped and looked nervous. "Tammy, Katie, and Dwayne, I'm sorry, but you got caught before he was even finished explaining the challenge." Tammy looked disappointed while the other two looked offended.
CONFESSIONAL: Will there be any money left by the time the season ends?
"How dare he! My son could be a neutral!" said an angry Dwayne. "You know what, I'm voting with them whether they like it or not!"
Katie growled. "I'll show them I can be useful!"
Katie entered first class, where the Rhinoceri sat. "Excuse me, but Rock's alliance is planning on teaming up with the neutrals on this team."
"Woah, really?" DJ said excitedly. "Who's in it?"
"Rock, Spud, Chet, Beardo, Taylor, Amy, Sammy, Alejandro, and Heather."
"OK."
When DJ looked away, Topher leaned in to Katie's ear and said, "Don't feel bad about your rejection. We've got room for one more." A smirk emerged on Katie's face.
The yellow team sat facing the hosts. "Zebras, y'all know what y'all did today. Peanut bags go to...Geoff, Ernesto, Chet, Spud, Alejandro, Sam, Jay, Dawn, Brick, Beardo, Taylor, Brody, Scott, Duncan, Ella, Amy, Rock, Veronica, Kitty, Heather, Sammy, Ellody, and Ryan." They all caught their peanut bags. "Katie, Dwayne, Tammy, you were all among the first to be caught in today's challenge. The two people safe are…
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...Katie and Dwayne." The two caught their peanut bags. Tammy stood up and cried, "Time reversal spell!" and threw confetti in the air. Chef shot an aside glance, then strapped the fat LARPer into the Fireworks of Shame, lit the fuse, and threw her off the plane. Three seconds later, she was seen flying back up.
The hosts walked up. "How will Rolfy boy here do as host? How will Dwayne do as an undercover accomplice to Rock's alliance after getting denied entry into said alliance? Will Katie get the last laugh on those who denied her? Find out next time, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" all four hosts yell.
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci (Z)
RETURNS: Duncan (R)
#89: Anne Maria (Z)
#88: Sadie (R)
#87: B (R)
#86: Justin (R)
#85: MacArthur (Z)
#84: Mickey (R)
#83: Jasmine (R)
#82: JD (Z)
#81: Rodney (Z)
#80: Scarlett (Z)
#79: Max (DECEASED) (R)
#78: Kelly (R)
#77: Blaineley (R)
#76: Lightning (DECEASED) (Z)
#75: Eva (R)
#74: Jen (Z)
#73: Dakota (Z)
#72: Emma (R)
#71: Jo (Z)
#70: Pete (R)
#69: Sugar (Z)
#68: Jacques (Z)
#67: Zoey (R)
#66: Stephanie (Z)
#65: Bridgette (Z)
#64: Beth (Z)
#63: Chad (DISQUALIFIED) (Z)
#62: Carrie (R)
#61: Izzy (R)
#60: Leshawna (R)
#59: Mary (Z)
#58: Josee (Z)
#57: Lindsay (R)
#56: Miles (R)
#55: Mike (ARRESTED) (R)
#54: Leonard (Z)
#53: Lorenzo (DISQUALIFIED) (Z)
#52: Tammy (Z)
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Devin
Tom
Trent
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Owen
Gerry
Sky
Noah
Junior
Dave
DJ
Abby
Tyler
Courtney
Topher
Shawn
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Dawn
Brick
Katie
Beardo
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Duncan
Ella
Rock
Amy
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Heather
Sammy
Ellody
Ryan
...aaaaaaaaaaand that's the chapter! Longer than the last few chapters, and the plot continues to move forward.
Fourth double elimination, and the second one in a row. Lorenzo left because his behavior and Chet's were too similar, and only one of them needed to have a shot at making the merge, and I sensed a bit more potential with Chet. Tammy had no chance of making the merge, and I made the Zebras lose this episode for no reason other than for her to leave. She literally can't go another episode. Also, both of these eliminations bought me a little more time before the merge, so that's good.
Well, Rolf is our fourth host, and the fourth set of $100,000 disappeared as well. I felt like throwing in a new host to keep things fresh, as well as adding in a British reference. Yay me. I didn't feel like adding a new contestant sneaking their way here or bringing back an old contestant because that would only complicate what would otherwise be smooth sailing for the rest of the pre-merge.
I am happy to say I now have more than 50 possible OC's for next season (name still unknown), but of course that means there will be a few rejects. It's not gonna be fun for any of us, but it has to be done. I'm still gonna show all of the audition tapes. This is basically gonna prove that not everyone who tries out actually does make it in. Please do not be offended if one of the rejects ends up yours.
Now let's meet our next OC, and it's Ray, the Sailor!
A short brown haired boy dressed in a blue and white sailor's outfit with black shoes and brown eyes was sitting in the driver's seat of a white motorboat with a blue stripe. He was looking forward, but then looked at the camera, and finally he stood up. "Oh! Hey hey, the name's Ray! Hey, that rhymed! Anyways, I'm getting ready to test out my newest expedition planned today, and I would like to take the time to say I would love to be on your show as it can give me even more boats to add to my vessel. Together, we can do everything we can to save those poor souls on the other side of the bodies of water that stop us!" He then sat back down. "Well, I'm going for my test run now. See you later!" He started up the boat, only for the motor to explode and an alarm to go off with it. "Crap."
Well, that's Ray, the Sailor. Joining for a great cause and full of energy, how will this guy do? Will he sail to great lengths, or will he go overboard? We will have to find out, of course.
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