"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Don.
The camera shows Ezekiel tackling Jordan, thinking he was Jack the Ripper, followed by Brody's attempt at calling for Jack the Ripper.
"Our campers went across the pond to London, England to find Jack the Ripper!"
The camera shows Lorenzo denying the song and undressing the guard, followed by him reacting to his disqualification.
"Lorenzo however, didn't get to participate, due to refusing the song when it was announced, and he was disqualified," said Hawkeye.
The camera shows DJ grabbing Jack the Ripper by the neck as he and his team flee from angry guard dogs, followed by him unmasking him, revealing Rolf from Ed, Edd, n' Eddy.
"The Rhinoceri ended up catching Jack the Ripper, and it was discovered it was really Rolf from Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, who had gotten forced plastic surgery to work as some other Rolf who was arrested for doing some not so child-friendly things," said Chef.
The camera shows Tammy reacting to her elimination.
"And when the cows came home, it was chunky Tammy girl who got the heave ho!" said Rolf.
The camera cut to the hosts.
"Who will turn into a dinosoarus next? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all four hosts.
*cue intro*
The cast were already gathered in the mess hall. Don asked his usual question of, "Who can tell us today's destination?" Topher raised his hand. "Yes, Topher."
"Athens, Greece, but I meant to ask a question."
"Correct, and what's your question?"
"I would like to use my power to offer a swap."
"Go for it."
"I want Katie on my team, and in return they will get...hmmmmmm…"
CONFESSIONAL: Swap is Paws backwards! If you ever need an idea for a new word, just take one that already exists and spell it backwards!
"I have to make the least suspicious decision. I needed to send one of my own over there, so they could try and get as many Zebras as they can before Rock and his group can get to them."
"...Abby!" The girl called looked confused. "M-me?"
"Relax." He whispered in her ear something, which gave the girl her smile back. "Oh. OK!" The two girls called swapped teams.
"OK, so Katie is now a Rhinoceri again, while Abby is now a Zebra for the first time," said Don. "We will be landing shortly, so get ready."
The plane touched down in Athens, Greece. "Welcome to Athens, home of the original Olympics!" said Hawkeye. "Today, we will be recreating the original Olympics as your challenge. Except you won't be competing naked of course."
Rolf's monobrow shot up. "You are defacing an original tradition by not competing in the nude!"
"Oh no, you can't mean—" Chef sighed. "Everybody, take all yo clothes off."
"I'm only 13!" said Junior.
"There shall be no exceptions to today's challenge! Everyone is created equal!" said Rolf.
CONFESSIONAL: So everyone's created as equal signs?
"Something tells me Rolf was more than just 'too kind' to people," said Junior.
Everyone had undressed themselves. "OK, so this challenge works in three parts," said Don. "First is the Eurymanthian Boar hunt, then the wrestling match, and finally the hurdles." He turned to the interns and said, release the boar, please!" Lance and Morgan played bugles as Jordan and Millie wheeled in a cage with the same bear with boar teeth from before.
"That is no boar. That is a bear with boar teeth," protested Rolf.
Don sighed. "Wheel the cage back in." The interns moaned as they went moved the cage back.
"I shall provide the boar myself." The tall foreigner went back into the Jumbo Jet and emerged from the back with a real boar.
"Umm…where did you get that?"
"One does not share a secret of his customs."
Don sighed again. "Alright, so all one person on each team has to do is retrieve the medal from the boar, found in the middle of the maze." He put a gold medal on the boar, and he took off inside the maze. Don pulled out his phone. "We've randomized the individuals going, and Gerry and Alejandro will be going first for their teams!" The two males walked inside the maze, a bit nervous.
Don continued. "While they're busy doing that, let's get the second part started, shall we?" He looked over his list again and said, "Sierra and Scott, let's go! Follow me, please."
The scene flashes to the ring, where the two stood on opposite sides. "All you have to do is knock out your opponent, and you win," said Don. He took out his handgun from earlier in the season and fired it. "GO!" Sierra started running at Scott with a battle cry, who simply sidestepped with a look of indifference. Just then, Big Bird came crashing down right in front of her, startling her with a shriek. "It's good to be back from the dead!" He then ran off. Sierra then looked at the camera confused. Scott took the time to deliver two spinning kicks, followed by a flying kick that took Sierra down to the ground. Scott took a victory stance on her.
"And Scott wins this part of the challenge!" said Don. "Let's see how Gerry and Alejandro are doing."
The scene cuts to Gerry and Alejandro screaming, being confronted by the boar. "Take him, I'm not leaving at this age!" Gerry threw a shocked Alejandro at the boar, who proceeded to be mauled as Gerry took the medal and ran off snickering.
The cast saw Gerry run from the maze holding the medal. "Got it!"
"That would make it 1 to 1, then," said Don, who had just returned with Scott and Sierra. "Where's Alejandro though?" As if on cue, a mauled Alejandro was thrown from the inside of the maze. "You don't look so good."
Alejandro had a black (err, purple) eye, scratches on both sides of his face, and various cuts of differing degrees all over his body. "U...Understatement of the year!"
"BORIS!" called Rolf in anger. The boar in question emerged with an "oh crap" look. "You have not been domesticated enough! You make me look like I come from the land of *does finger and lip thing*!" Boris looked down sad.
"Well, now it's time for our last part of today's challenge, the hurdle jump!" said Don. "We will have Harold go up against Chet!"
The scene flashed to show the two standing before a set of ten hurdles. "Go!" The two started jumping over each hurdle, but Harold succeeded in knocking over the third hurdle. The Zebras started cheering.
"And the Zesty Zebras win!" said Hawkeye. "Rhinoceri, take the time to strategize!"
The Zebras were in first class. "Scott, since you scored us a point and aren't already a part of the alliance, you're now a part of our alliance!" said Rock. "Who would you like to bring with you?"
"Dawn and Duncan."
"OK then. It makes sense, because the neutrals on the other team are in the minority." Abby smiled to herself.
"But even if you add the neutrals on this team, assuming a neutral gets voted off tonight, we still won't have the combined majority," said Taylor. The smile on Abby disappeared, and her head popped back up. A dark chord sounded as she did.
The blue team sat facing the hosts. "You kids lost in one of my inspirational pastimes! You should be ashamed of yourselves!" said Rolf. "These packages of nuts go to...Sanders girl, Cameron boy, Devin boy, Tom boy, Trent boy, Ezekiel boy, Ennui boy, Crimson girl, Owen boy, Gerry boy, Sky girl, Noah boy, Junior boy, Dave boy, Katie girl, Tyler boy, Courtney girl, Topher boy, Shawn boy, Gwen girl, Sierra girl, Dara girl, Laurie girl, and Cody boy!" Those called all caught their peanut bags. Harold and DJ sat without them. "Harold boy, you blew up the challenge worse than my Nano blew up the land of *does finger lip thing again* at war decades ago. DJ boy, some citizens think you're a dangerous player in this game of ours. The final package of nuts go to…
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…Harold boy." The skinny nerd caught his bag of peanuts with a smile. "Yes!"
DJ stood up. "Woah woah, me, a dangerous player?"
"You told the other team about your alliance," said Katie. "If only your mouth wasn't as big as you are."
"Wha—Katie?! I thought you were nice!"
"I am, but I'm just playing the game and taking control of my own fate here."
DJ sighed. Chef walked over and strapped him into the Fireworks of Shame, lit the fuse, and pushed him out of the plane. Three seconds later, he could be seen flying back up.
The hosts walked up. "Have the Zebras recruited enough people to join their neutral alliance? Are the contestants ready for the big day tomorrow? I know you guys *points at audience* will know in about a minute or so from now. Join us next time, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION!" all four hosts yell.
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci (Z)
RETURNS: Duncan (R)
#89: Anne Maria (Z)
#88: Sadie (R)
#87: B (R)
#86: Justin (R)
#85: MacArthur (Z)
#84: Mickey (R)
#83: Jasmine (R)
#82: JD (Z)
#81: Rodney (Z)
#80: Scarlett (Z)
#79: Max (DECEASED) (R)
#78: Kelly (R)
#77: Blaineley (R)
#76: Lightning (DECEASED) (Z)
#75: Eva (R)
#74: Jen (Z)
#73: Dakota (Z)
#72: Emma (R)
#71: Jo (Z)
#70: Pete (R)
#69: Sugar (Z)
#68: Jacques (Z)
#67: Zoey (R)
#66: Stephanie (Z)
#65: Bridgette (Z)
#64: Beth (Z)
#63: Chad (DISQUALIFIED) (Z)
#62: Carrie (R)
#61: Izzy (R)
#60: Leshawna (R)
#59: Mary (Z)
#58: Josee (Z)
#57: Lindsay (R)
#56: Miles (R)
#55: Mike (ARRESTED) (R)
#54: Leonard (Z)
#53: Lorenzo (DISQUALIFIED) (Z)
#52: Tammy (Z)
#51: DJ (R)
RAMBUNCTIOUS RHINOCERI:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Devin
Tom
Trent
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Owen
Gerry
Sky
Noah
Junior
Dave
Katie
Tyler
Courtney
Topher
Shawn
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
ZESTY ZEBRAS:
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Dawn
Brick
Abby
Beardo
Taylor
Brody
Scott
Duncan
Ella
Rock
Amy
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Heather
Sammy
Ellody
Ryan
...aaaaaaaaaand that's the chapter! Not as long as the last chapter, but we've pushed the plot far enough for a special something...a special something we'll get to after our traditional second paragraph obituary!
DJ went because as Rolf said, he was a power player, getting Rock and the other Zebras involved, so the warring alliances teamed up to take him down because his social game was too strong. And it was also necessitated for…
...the MERGE! Yep, this was the last pre-merge episode. But you all (hopefully) knew that already, what with all my warnings about it ahead of time. Thankfully, I was able to buy enough time to last the entire fourth wave, so just over half the contestants will make the merge (50 out of 90). I hope that's not too much...
Now let's meet our next OC's audition tape, and it's from Judah, the Megalomaniac!
A dark red and dark purple bedroom appeared with a brown bed with a matching dark red and goldenrod checkered blanket. A map of the world appeared on the back wall, and a slightly tall Asian boy with a white person's skin color, black eyes, two different sized tufts in his black hair, a very dark gray coat (like Dawn's) with a pale purplish-blue shirt underneath, lighter dark gray pants, silver belt, and dark brownish-green Sperrys appeared standing on the bed.
"I'm Judah, and unlike those other saps who wanna give up their dreams of taking over the world after the age of seven, I still maintain that dream!" He pulled out a dagger. "And I'm gonna start it…" He stabs it on the part of the map where Ontario was. "...HERE! On your show!"
"Judah?! I know you did not just stab the wall again!" said a male voice off-screen.
"Uh...ohhhh."
Well, that's Judah, the Megalomaniac. He's obsessed with power, and he's willing to do anything in his umm...power to make sure he has it!
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