"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Don.
The camera shows the boar (Boris) mauling Alejandro as Gerry makes off with its medal.
"Our campers got greasy in Greece!"
The camera shows Harold knocking over his hurdles while Chet jumps over his.
"Chet's experience in gymnastics combined with Harold's lack thereof helped him bring home the gold for the Zebras!" said Hawkeye.
The camera shows DJ reacting to his elimination.
"And in the end, DJ's responsibility in getting the Zebras involved in his alliance led to him getting voted off due to said alliance not having the majority on his team," said Chef.
The camera cut to the hosts.
"Who will be sent flying faster than my Nana in the annual human cannonball contest? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Rolf.
"DRAMA!" yelled Don.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all four hosts.
*cue intro*
The cast was gathered on the mess hall. "Talk to the others yet?" Rock asked his girlfriend.
"Yeah. They said they'll join us, but they looked a bit uneasy. Oh well."
"That's still good. We'll be coming into the merge with the numbers, and that's exactly what I like!"
"What was that M-word you just said, Rock?" Don asked, suddenly popping up between the two.
"Uhh, merge?" Rock said confused.
"Correct! Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please?!" Everyone turned to him. "Today, marks a very special point in this competition, for the teams are officially no more! From here on out, it's every man or woman for themselves!"
CONFESSIONAL: That emerged out of nowhere!
"Wait, already?! With more than half of us still in?!" Rock asked shocked.
"Because of this, we will be flying back to Camp Wawanakwa," said Hawkeye. "Since it's obvious no one really cares about the sleeping arrangements anymore, we'll just let you sleep anywhere."
"OK," Duncan said while eying Courtney and Gwen. Both girls glared at him and moved away from him. His smug smile disappeared.
The Jumbo Jet touched down at Camp Wawanakwa, and the cast got out. A row of seats behind desks appeared, enough for all 50 to be accommodated. "Welcome to your first challenge as individuals!" said Don. "One by one, you will each get a challenge, as assigned by us. All you have to do is survive your challenge for ten seconds, and then if the next person survives, then you're out, and if they don't, you stay in while they're out. This will work sort of like a duel, or a tournament. Obviously the last person remaining wins immunity." He pulls his phone out again to look at the randomized list. "Devin and Ryan, you're our first duel! Devin, you must survive ten seconds against a bunch of angry turtles being hit with hockey sticks, just like what Duncan went through in season one."
Devin was standing in front of a soccer goal while Rolf stood ten feet away from him. "Prepare to meet your reptilian demise!" cried the foreigner. He started shooting turtles at the boy, with one biting one of his balls and another his dick in just two seconds. "Ah! Uncle," he said.
"And Devin taps out only three seconds in," said Hawkeye. "Ryan, if you can complete your challenge, you move on to the next round." As Devin took his seat and got put in stocks, Hawkeye said, "All you have to do is lift that thing above your head for ten seconds." He was pointing at the same 500 kg weight from the talent show challenge. Ryan gulped. He then walked over to it and attempted to lift it, but ended falling on his back, with the weight being launched into the air, the bar part landing on his forehead. The camera cut to some contestants oohing in pain.
"And neither Devin nor Ryan is able to move on to the next round," said Chef, as Jordan and Lance moved the weight off of him and carried it off the stage. "Tyler and Dave, you are our next duel!" The two boys looked nervous as they got up. "Tyler, all you have to do is be in that pen for ten seconds." He pointed at a cage with a live chicken inside it. Tyler immediately yelped and ran back to his seat to be stocked.
"You would not last in a day in my shed, Tyler boy!" said Rolf. He turned to the shorter of the two boys and said, "Dave boy, you must place your hands in the waters of the septic tank for ten seconds!"
Dave stuttered. He opened the outhouse, squatted down in front of the toilet, and put his hands in, visibly cringing as he does so. "Gross, gross, gross!" he muttered. Eventually, ten seconds passed, and Dave quickly relinquished his hands from the bowl.
"Dave boy, you have done it!" said Rolf. The tall foreigner pulled out a bottle of hand sanitizer and squirted it in Dave's hands, who started vigorously scrubbing it. He then took his seat.
"So Dave moves on to round two," said Don. "Next we have Ella and Shawn!" The two teens got up and took the stage. "Ella, all you have to do is go inside Rolf's pen and say insulting things to his livestock for ten seconds."
"Oh, that's horrible!" she cried.
The scene flashes to a nervous Ella entering Rolf's pen, gathering all of the animals' attention. "Um, you are, uh...beautiful!" She then left the pen and made her way back on stage.
"And Ella is out!" said Hawkeye. He turned to Shawn and said, "And all you gotta do is look at this for—" He never got a chance to finish, as Shawn ran back to his seat to be stocked the second he saw the zombie mask Chris used in the Pahkitew Island intro. "OK then. Heather and Rock, you're up!" The two tall teens stood up, looking a bit nervous. "Heather, I believe you recognize this guy."
WELLLLLLL, IT'S THE BIG SHOOOOW!
Heather gulped. The obese wrestler jumped on top of her before she could get away. "All you have to do is stay under him for ten seconds!" Eventually, Heather did last all ten seconds, and the Big Show got off of her. A traumatized Heather returned to her seat.
"And Heather moves on to round two!" said Hawkeye. "Rock, you have to listen to classical music for ten seconds." He put a pair of headphones on him, and turned the music on. Beethoven's 9th started playing, but an increasingly distressed Rock gave up after five seconds. "Shame, Rock. Go back to your seat please." The rocker returned to his seat to be stocked. Hawkeye looked over the randomized list again and said, "Ezekiel and Sammy, let's go!"
The two teens got up and faced the hosts. "Ezekiel, I believe you have a visitor." Just then, Ezekiel's father returned. "I thought I killed em, eh?!"
"You can't kill me, son!"
"All you gotta do is let him strangle you for ten seconds, and then you move on." The angry father charged at Ezekiel, who shrieked and quickly ran back to his seat to get stocked. The father snapped his fingers in anger. "Damn it!"
"Thanks, Mr. Johnson," said Chef. [1] As Ezekiel's father left, he turned to Sammy. "All you gotta do is stand in the splits position for ten seconds."
"Uhh…" Sammy's eyes darted (her) left and she gripped her left elbow.
CONFESSIONAL: Split positions are a family's worst nightmare...if you know what I mean!
"This was why I was never on top of the pyramid," said Sammy.
Sammy assumed her position, but ended up falling over with only one second to go. "Close, but nope!" The cheerleader got up and sighed, returning to her seat to be stocked.
It was Rolf's turn to look over the list. "Laurie girl and Geoff boy, come to me!" The two teens made their way to the front of the stage. "Laurie girl, we've got quite the show for you." He points to a pack of raw beef being thrown into a pan above an oven, courtesy of Chef. Laurie cringed, but after only four seconds, made a beeline for the beef and gobbled it up whole, creeping Chef out as he witnessed it.
"I suggest you stay out of my shed, Laurie girl!" Rolf said as Laurie went back to her seat and got stocked. Rolf turned to Geoff and said, "Inside the barrel of leeches, Geoff boy!" Morgan pushed the same tub of leeches used in TDI to Geoff, who gulped a little. Geoff stood in the tub, and although he cringed in pain throughout, he was able to stay in all ten seconds. "And Geoff boy moves on to round two!" said Rolf. Geoff smiled, dusted off the leeches, and took his seat back.
"Sanders and Taylor, let's go!" said Don. The two girls looked nervous as they got out of their seats. "Sanders, you must go ten seconds listening to a dial-up modem at full blast!" The black police cadet put in a headset, and ended up lasting just two seconds before taking it off. "That's disappointing. Return to your seat please." Sanders sighed as she returned to her seat to be stocked. Don turned to Taylor and said, "And you, my lady, must step in that for ten seconds." Millie brought out a tub of mud. Taylor went wide-eyed, then when Millie finally stopped pulling, the rich girl said, "Ew, no thanks." and ran back to her seat to be stocked..
"Oh, I just brought this back here!" complained Millie.
"Well, sucks. Also sucks for Taylor, as she is out!" said Don, who could care less. He looked over his list and called out, "Dara and Cameron, let's go!"
And so it went. Dara moved on after successfully belting out a note for ten seconds, while Cameron was only able to take a second inside a tub of spiders.
Courtney and Sam went next. Neither were able to move on, as Courtney could only last three and a half seconds inside a tub of green jello, while Sam screamed and took off his headset only a second after the "Personified Fear" version of the Playstation intro started playing. [2]
Scott and Trent went next. Scott wet himself upon seeing Fang, and quickly ran back to his seat to be stocked, while Trent was successfully able to jump over the row of skunks that had doomed him in the first season, allowing him to move on.
Kitty and Brody were up next. Kitty had to listen to out of tune violins, but cried uncle and started kicking her feet around with only half a second left, while Brody could only take six seconds of several buckets of ice being dropped on him.
Beardo and Ernesto went up next. While Beardo was able to take ten seconds of record scratches, Ernesto's ability to block ten seconds of penalty kicks eliminated Beardo and kept Ernesto in.
Duncan and Gwen were next. "And have we got a special one here!" said Hawkeye. "You will try and pin the other into submission for ten seconds!"
"Don't worry sweetheart, I'll go easy on you," said Duncan. Gwen of course, was having none of that. She quickly tripped Duncan and pinned him down for ten seconds with his legs wrapped around her neck.
"And Gwen moves on to round two!" said Hawkeye. Gwen smirked while Duncan moved back to his seat to get stocked.
"Harold and Sierra, y'all are up!" said Chef.
Harold was able to fight off ninjas for ten seconds. In fact, he actually knocked them all out with flying kicks, or as he called them, "mad skills." Sierra however, was only able to take just under five seconds of watching a compilation of Cody getting injured outside of Total Drama.
Tom and Jay went next. Tom only went three seconds wearing plaid before ripping it off in terror and disgust. Jay was unable to listen to the Emergency Alert System sound after the first burst. "Guess our neighbors are more evil than I thought," said Don.
Junior and Noah were next. Junior was able to take being kissed for ten seconds by Jordan, but was out because Noah could take being in a tub of eels for ten seconds.
Katie and Amy went next, and Katie moved on after wearing the same bad haircut wig Lindsay and Sadie wore in TDI, while Amy refused to have her hair shaved (really a wig thick enough for her actual hair to not be affected).
Topher and Sky followed, with Sky barely able to finish a ten second video of cheating while Topher could only take a second at most of his hair being touched.
Cody was able to take ten seconds of him in the shower naked appearing on screen, while Ennui got out with one second left of watching the part of Inside Out where Bing Bong sacrifices himself.
Gerry moved on after holding onto a zipline fifty feet up, while Owen gave up four seconds into being on top of the Jumbo Jet that same height up.
Dawn refused to let a dog (Mr. Pickles) fuck her vagina, let alone ten seconds, while Abby ran back to her seat to be stocked upon seeing a bear (she had to accept a literal bear hug for ten seconds).
Dwayne couldn't touch a cactus for ten seconds, recoiling almost a second after touching it, while Chet could only take a second and a half of microphone feedback.
Ellody was able to solve a 3x3 Rubik's cube just before her ten seconds ran out, while Veronica could only take three seconds of looking at a photo of her latest ex, Mark, before snapping and ripping the photo in half.
Alejandro was unable to keep down a ghost chili pepper, while Crimson couldn't handle the part of Toy Story 3 where the toys are about to go into the incinerator.
Finally, Brick could only take a second inside the outhouse with the lights all off, while Spud could only go five and a half seconds looking at a box of chocolate Oinkees before succumbing to temptation and eating the contents inside.
Don took to the stage to recap. "Well, 14 of you are left standing after the first round, and that is Dave, Heather, Geoff, Dara, Trent, Ernesto, Gwen, Harold, Noah, Katie, Sky, Cody, Gerry, and Ellody!" He then continued with, "The challenge will continue to operate under the same rules, so Dave and Heather, you're our first match!" The two teens called made their way back down. "Dave, you must stick your hands in that!" An irritated Millie brought back the tub of mud. Dave sniffed, then recoiled in disgust. "I don't think that's mud," he said.
"Alright, you got me," said Don.
"Ewww!" Dave quickly ran back to his seat to get stocked.
"Oh, are you serious?!" cried Millie as she had to bring the tub back off stage. After that, Don turned his attention to Heather. "Now we've got something else for you, Heather!" Just then, Owen and Spud's stocks came undone, and the two ran and dogpiled Heather. She started screaming and flailing her limbs around only two and a half seconds later.
"Alright, that's it for Heather! Thanks boys," said Don. The three returned to their seats to get stocked.
"Geoff and Dara, you're up!" said Hawkeye. The two teens got up from their seats. "Geoff, you must survive falling skateboards for ten seconds!"
"Oh ho ho Goh hoh hod dude!" cried Geoff. Just then, orange and white striped skateboards fell from the top of the screen. He ended up calling uncle a second and a half later.
"That's disappointing dude," said Hawkeye. "Back to your seat please." The surfer dude went back to his seat to get stocked. The superhero turned to Dara and said, "You must get shot at by my arrows for ten seconds." The pushover gulped as Hawkeye got out his bow and started shooting arrows at her rapid-fire. She gave up after four and a half seconds. She returned to her seat and got bound in stocks.
Trent and Ernesto were called next. Trent was only a tenth of a second away from ten seconds of progressively more out of tune guitar playing, while Ernesto was able to sit through ten seconds worth of booing and referee whistles blowing, though he looked very uncomfortable.
Gwen was only able to take two seconds of newer age music, while Harold took down Chef dressed as a samurai without batting an eyelid.
Noah was able to belt out the order of the deaths of the characters in the Diary of Anne Frank, while Katie ran away screaming from a Scream mask (which she had to wear for ten seconds).
Sky couldn't take ten seconds of the interns hurling insults at her, while Cody ran back to his seat and got stocked before Chef could kiss him. "OK, that's just not fair; I didn't get the big scary guy," said Junior.
Gerry had to serve rapid-fire tennis balls courtesy of Jordan for ten seconds, but the last one served caused him to trip and fall on his back with a crack. Don winced as the white-haired rival cried out in pain.
Ellody was unable to finish the 4x4 Rubik's cube in ten seconds, although she was close. She slammed the cube down and yelled "DAMMIT!" before going back to get stocked, not realizing what she just did actually solved it.
The scene flashes to Ernesto, Harold, and Noah standing in the front of the stage. "You three are wonderful gentlemen so far," said Rolf. "Now we shall test who is truly the manliest of the mankind! You shall run around the woods on the heels of my flock and the creatures of the wild!" The three boys shivered in fear. It didn't take a formal vocabulary translator to figure out that last part meant the Wild Things. Just then, they and Rolf's entire livestock gave chase to the three boys, who took off screaming.
The three boys ran into the woods with the livestock and the Wild Things chasing after them. Victor (the goat) started pecking at Noah's head, causing him to yell out, but he stayed running.
Victor pecked at Harold's back, which distracted him, causing him to drown in the mob of wildlife.
As Ernesto and Noah continued to run, Victor pecked at the back of Ernesto's waist, causing him to trip and fall out of his pants. Although he kept running, the fall allowed the Killer to lunge and successfully tackle him, ending the challenge.
The boys and the horde returned, with said horde lifting Noah up in victory. "And Noah wins individual immunity!" said Don. The other contestants gave him a round of applause, with a couple of hoots thrown in. "Take time to strategize and discuss votes, and meet us back here in ten."
The 50 campers sat around the campfire, where a TV monitor was set up. "Maggots, you've cast your votes, and true to the first season, we'll air everyone's laundry." He took out a remote and pressed the play button on it.
Rock appeared. "You know, I've got a good feeling about this. We're going into the merge with numbers, it feels good. I just don't know who to vote for. I guess Topher. Sorry."
Topher looked at Abby, who had her fingers crossed.
"Well Taylor, I think you're chill and all, but that girl Abby asked if I could vote with her, and I heard she's that really friendly girl. No hard feelings, man," said Geoff.
Rock, then Taylor, then Chet, then Beardo, and then the other neutrals all gasped. Dark smiles started appearing on some faces of the anti-neutrals. "Who knows, maybe it's just one?" said Rock.
"Uh, I have to go with Abby on this one. Rock is nice, but he hadn't told me I was a part of his alliance until after Abby talked to me, so I have to vote against Taylor. Sorry!" said Kitty.
Taylor gasped, then buried her head in her hands while sniffling.
"I'm sorry Taylor, but I already made an agreement with Abby," said Veronica.
By now Taylor was crying. Rock looked heartbroken.
"I apologize Taylor, but I made a commitment with Abby and I cannot go back on my word," said Ernesto.
Rock put his left arm around Taylor, who kept crying, as one by one, the other Zebras they hadn't already talked to (Brody, Sam, Jay, Brick, Ellody, Ryan, and Ella) voted for his girlfriend. Then came some predictable votes, with neutrals and anti-neutrals voting against each other. Eventually, Chef turned off the monitor. "Sorry Taylor. You've...been eliminated," he said, a bit sad himself.
Taylor was sobbing. "Oh hoh ho hohh, I can't believe it! We were betrayed!" Abby looked very sad and regretful. Taylor covered her face. "I don't wanna look at anyone! Please just blast me off this place."
Chef walked over to her, strapped her into the Fireworks of Shame, lit the fuse, and three seconds later, she went flying.
The hosts walked up. "Will Abby be able to handle balancing strategy and being a sweet girl at the same time? How will the neutrals do now that they've lost their numbers advantage? Tune in next time, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DRAMA!" yelled Don.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all four hosts.
[1] I just give people last names, like here for instance.
[2] Look it up on YouTube. It's basically the sound they play on the black screen with the PlayStation logo on top with the most "musical" part of the sound missing, giving it a more chilling sound.
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci (Z)
RETURNS: Duncan (R)
#89: Anne Maria (Z)
#88: Sadie (R)
#87: B (R)
#86: Justin (R)
#85: MacArthur (Z)
#84: Mickey (R)
#83: Jasmine (R)
#82: JD (Z)
#81: Rodney (Z)
#80: Scarlett (Z)
#79: Max (DECEASED) (R)
#78: Kelly (R)
#77: Blaineley (R)
#76: Lightning (DECEASED) (Z)
#75: Eva (R)
#74: Jen (Z)
#73: Dakota (Z)
#72: Emma (R)
#71: Jo (Z)
#70: Pete (R)
#69: Sugar (Z)
#68: Jacques (Z)
#67: Zoey (R)
#66: Stephanie (Z)
#65: Bridgette (Z)
#64: Beth (Z)
#63: Chad (DISQUALIFIED) (Z)
#62: Carrie (R)
#61: Izzy (R)
#60: Leshawna (R)
#59: Mary (Z)
#58: Josee (Z)
#57: Lindsay (R)
#56: Miles (R)
#55: Mike (ARRESTED) (R)
#54: Leonard (Z)
#53: Lorenzo (DISQUALIFIED) (Z)
#52: Tammy (Z)
#51: DJ (R)
*MERGE*
#50: Taylor
STILL IN:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Devin
Tom
Trent
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Owen
Gerry
Sky
Noah
Junior
Dave
Katie
Tyler
Courtney
Topher
Shawn
Gwen
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
Geoff
Ernesto
Chet
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Dawn
Brick
Abby
Beardo
Brody
Scott
Duncan
Ella
Rock
Amy
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Heather
Sammy
Ellody
Ryan
...aaaaaaaaaand that's the chapter! Almost two weeks since the last update, but as promised, it is now out!
Taylor went because we've left the pre-merge with a bang, and we're gonna come into the post-merge with another bang here. Rock seems to be shaping up to be the main protagonist, at least as far as the neutrals go (but time will tell if that holds up for the whole story, too), so it was time for the second in command to go.
Turns out the neutrals' confidence got misplaced, as Abby managed to get the last eleven onto the anti-neutrals' side before they could talk them out of it. Now how are they supposed to get out of the game alive?
Now let's meet our next auditionee, and we have Nick, the Italian Charmer!
*STATIC*
The camera cut to a school hallway. Leaning against a set of lockers was a tall tan boy with black hair in a ponytail, round green eyes, a pink locket around his neck, a light blue shirt, blue jeans, and white New Balance shoes with dark gray N marks on them. "S'up, the name's Nick, one of the most popular guys here at Rosedale High School and the son of the principal here at this school. I'm not like those other popular and/or handsome guys; I'm genuinely nice, and I'm also athletic, a good cook, and always loyal to my team." He then pointed at the camera and said, "And all the liars, cheaters, and manipulators better watch out, because I'll be coming for you guys first and foremost." He then winked at the camera and said, "Bye!"
*STATIC*
Well, that's Nick. Basically Alejandro without the evil intentions, he's here to prove not all pretty boys are evil. Now what was that about a pink locket…? Also, Liz the Sweet Writer owns him, so credit to her.
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